Four hundred years ago? Hangzhou is gone? Why can''t I understand what they say?
I''m beginning to think the car is a little weird. Have they never seen the world or are they kidding? Is it a joke that only they can understand?
Anyway, it seems that they don''t know where Hangzhou is.
"Well, you can stop at any station. Then I''ll call my family and ask them to pick me up." after thinking about it, I won''t bother them.
"Oh, that''s OK. Anyway, we''ll go to the city later." the female driver listened to me, nodded and didn''t ask me the address again. "But this is'' Xiashan village '', which is two hours away from the city. The road may be crowded for a while."
The female driver told me faintly, reminding me of the long way to go.
Xiashan village? Where? Why haven''t I heard of it? How did I get to this place? Anyway, most of them lived in Hangzhou since childhood. I didn''t know there was such a village near Hangzhou.
I said thank you to the female driver, and then leaned against the door as much as possible so that other beauties could have a place to sit.
However, maybe my physique is really "huge". When I sit there, it takes up two fifths of the space. The other beauties have no place to retreat. They can only lean against me. Their bodies are close to each other, and their hips and hips are also close to each other.
My arms and arms are close to the girl wearing glasses. Her physique is the second Petite of the five girls in the car. My body is a whole size bigger than her. Next to me, the short haired girl''s body is squeezed and can hardly move. She can only bear it with a red face.
And I also feel that the side of my ass is close to the elastic and petite hip of the short haired girl... My arm is next to her round little fragrant shoulder. Because it has been too long, her clothes and I have a little wet sweat. I can even feel the delicate and smooth skin of the short haired girl through the wet clothes
However, in addition to the short haired girls, the other beauties are not easy, because I occupy too much space. Their bodies are close together. Today is a hot summer day. Although there is air conditioning in the car, the beauties still sweat on their faces one by one., The expression is a little painful.
I''m a little embarrassed, too.
So I hurried to change the topic, at least saying that it would not be too painful to distract my attention: "er... Did you come out for an outing?"
"Hehe, yes. Our five sisters went camping together in the summer vacation." the female driver said with a smile.
"Are you still college students?"
"Well, we are all in the same class. By the way, I haven''t asked my friends which university you are from."
"I..." I was embarrassed to say that I went to the unknown pheasant university, but when the other party asked, I had to say, "I''m from Zhejiang s University."
"Zhejiang s University?... never heard of it." the driver shook her head. Sure enough, is the school too famous... I have some helplessness. However, the female driver gave me a good impression. I thought it was difficult for beautiful women to communicate. I didn''t expect that she was still very good at talking.
Then the female driver suddenly asked me again:
"Friend, what''s your name?"
"Ah... My name is Li Jian." I stammered out the name of my rotten street.
"Li Jian? Which one?"
"The health of fitness," I said.
"Fitness? Hehe, it''s rare to use this name now!" the female driver said with a smile.
see little of? Shouldn''t my name be rotten street?
I smiled, then hesitated and asked, "can I ask your name? And the names of so many beautiful women here?"
"Beauty? What beauty? Who else uses such a funny title now..." the female driver smiled at my words. Is the name beauty funny? I don''t understand.
"My name is swallow, and they are..." the female driver smiled and introduced me to several beauties in the car. The little sister is Li Qing, the iceberg beauty is Xu Liuli, the dark skinned one is Ye Canaan, the pure sister with big eyes is Zhang Jiajia, and the one wearing glasses is Liu Yu.
Pity my underdeveloped brain. Although they are all beautiful women, there are so many beautiful women that I can''t figure out my name at once. In the end, I can only pretend to say hello.
The beauties looked at me one by one. I guess it''s because of my size and appearance.
"Hehe, Li Jian, can I ask you a question?" just when I didn''t know what to say to the beauties, the little sister sitting in the co pilot''s seat spoke.
"Uh... What''s the problem?"
"Your voice is very strange. It seems very thick. Have you ever had any disease with your voice?"
My voice is very thick? I was stunned for a moment. Although I was a fat man and my voice was a little louder than ordinary people, it was not heavy, was it? But my voice is really not good. When I was forced to KTV sing by my classmates, I was always laughed at by people for being dystonic.
"Er... I have a cold, so my throat is not very good."
"Oh, so."
I can only make up a reason. It''s really embarrassing for girls to say they have a bad voice. Although I didn''t understand each other''s real meaning at that time.
Along the way, I talked with swallow and little sister Li Qing without a word. They are the most cheerful here. There are several other beauties, one is glasses, one is iceberg beauty, one is timid big eyed sister, and the other is black girl of unknown nationality. I couldn''t say a few words. And they seem to be not very nice to me, a stranger. They look at me with strange eyes all the way, which makes me very uncomfortable.
Is it my illusion? Why do I feel that several beauties next to me are secretly looking at me? And that look... Unspeakably strange? That look... It''s like seeing AIDS.
The car suddenly made a 90 degree turn at a corner. Because the turn was too fast, my body tilted due to inertia.
"Ah..." there was a delicate gasp in my ear. I was surprised. When I recovered, I found that my shoulder was pressed on the short haired girl sitting next to me, and I almost leaned on her
The short haired girl snorted, her body trembled and her face turned red quickly.
"Sorry, sorry..."
I straightened up in panic and apologized. I also smelled the faint fragrance from the short haired girl just now. Her hair fragrance filled my nostrils, which made my heart beat faster.
"It doesn''t matter." the glasses girl looked down at me and sat up straight. She coughed, but she didn''t seem to mind very much.
I scratched my head in embarrassment, but it seemed that the short haired girl''s expression was a little painful and her face was always red.
"What''s the matter with you? Will it be all right?"
The short haired girl looked at me, then suddenly looked up and said to the driving swallow:
"Sister swallow, i... I want to pee."
urine? In the middle of the road?
"Can you cook it again?" the swallow said in some embarrassment when he heard the request of the short haired sister. Indeed, there are no public places around here. Where can I pee?
"I can''t stand it..." the short haired girl said with some shame.
"Then wait a minute! Alas!" the swallow cried in some surprise, then sighed again, finally slowed down the speed, pulled the car to the side of the road and parked next to a fairly dense grass.
As soon as I stopped the car, I quickly opened the door and got out of the car. The short haired girl took out a pile of paper from her bag and ran down. Then she suddenly took off her jeans less than one meter away from me, and then she booed in front of me!
"How do you..." I was startled at that time. It seems that the short haired girl is really anxious. She peed in front of me. There''s no way. I quickly turned around and covered my eyes, but the loud hiss of the short haired girl still came into my ears, making my ears itch.
The short haired girl peed in place for a long time. Her Shh sound sounded like a song for a long time. And several beauties in the car actually came out.
The swallow in sunglasses took the lead, with some helplessness on his face.
"Let''s just make it convenient here. There''s still a long way to go. If we can''t find a place, we''ll be in trouble!"
Shit... No!!! At that time, I was silly. When I didn''t exist?
What I didn''t expect was that these beauties were bolder and more open one by one. They also went to the grass near me one by one. They took off the small inner or jeans under the colorful skirts, exposed their smooth and round hips, squatted on the ground and started shooting! And the sound is louder and louder!
My God, am I dreaming or something. I really wanted to slap myself and wake up. Aren''t these girls ashamed? Or do you think I don''t have the courage to invade them at all?
I hurried to the other side of the car so as not to see their urination!
But what I didn''t expect was that the swallow came up with a smile, greeted me and said:
"Li Jian, it''s convenient for you to go. It''s still a long way to the city. It''s solved at one time and you won''t have to park later."
Looking at swallow silk, I don''t mind that I see the appearance of girls urinating. I''m really ashamed. She just stood next to me. Obviously, she saw me see those beautiful women''s buttocks, but why doesn''t she seem to let me avoid? Are they... Are they all women in the nightclub business, so they don''t care?
Thinking of this, my heart trembled.
"Well... I don''t want to pee."
"If you don''t, go and solve it. Urine will come soon. Maybe it will come when you get on the bus later. That''s trouble."
"..." I looked at the swallow in silence. In fact, I was a little pissed. I also held back a lot of urine after bumping on the road for a while.
After thinking for a while, I decided to follow the swallow''s advice and go to a distant place to urinate, but just about to turn around, the swallow stopped me again:
"By the way, do you want paper?" the swallow kindly took out a packet of paper towels from his waist and gave them to me.
"Er... Why give me paper?"
"Pee. Don''t you use paper to pee?"
Shit, I haven''t heard that boys need paper for urination. After reading swallows, I really don''t understand the physiological structure of men.
"This... No."
"Did you bring paper?" the swallow misunderstood me as having brought paper.
"Almost..." I didn''t want to explain more. I turned directly and walked towards the grass on the other side of the road. There was a car in the middle. Those girls wouldn''t see my posture of peeing.
"Hey, Li Jian, where are you going? Why are you going so far?" the swallow''s voice came again and almost made me stumble and fall. What does she mean? Let me pee near them? I really don''t know what the swallow is trying to express. Is she indirectly tempting me to pee at the posture of beautiful women peeing... How possible! Such an idea was scattered by me as soon as it took shape in my mind.
"I... Go pee across the street!" I answered the swallow''s question vaguely and ran across the road.
But what surprised me was that the swallow''s voice came again:
"Li Jian! You... How can you urinate standing!"
I was startled by the sudden sound from behind!
I turned my head in surprise, but saw the swallow covering its mouth and looking at me in surprise.
"Swallow... Don''t come here!" in a hurry, I can''t only persuade the swallow. Shit, what''s she doing? Has she never seen a man pee in her life?
At this time, the beauties except the swallow had finished peeing one after another. The iceberg beauty, big eyed sister, little Taimei and black girl all stood up and looked at me in unison under the voice of the swallow.
It''s over. It''s really big. How can I urinate under the crowd of beautiful women?
When I shouted so hastily, the swallow seemed to think something had happened to me and took a few steps towards me.
I''m stupid.
The swallow a few meters behind me was also stupid.
And the beauties who were a little farther behind the swallow also saw my scene, and they were all stupid.
I hurriedly turned around. All I knew was that my personality was completely destroyed.
But what surprised me more happened later.
What happened after that is the beginning of this legend I want to tell you.
"He... He is a man! Li Jian is a man!" it seems that the blonde little sister shouted, because her voice changed shape, I didn''t recognize it.
But I only saw the little sister pointing at me pale, and all the beauties around, including swallows, looked at me with complex eyes.