I was really frightened by what the obscene girl said. When the obscene girl mentioned it, I thought that I didn''t know where my previous jewelry had fallen, and I didn''t know whether the hot woman knew the whereabouts of those jewelry., But I''m penniless for the time being.


    "Master, I''m short of money now. Can I postpone it?"


    "Delay?" the wretched girl frowned, then relieved, and then said with a bad smile, "Hey, hey, delay the payment, of course, but 10% of the monthly delay money ~ ~ still can''t be less ~ ~"


    "... well, I said, master, you are too obscene!" I cried out, but I still wanted to laugh.


    "Obscene?... how do you know my nickname? Mark hi ~ ~"


    “……”


    "Hey, hey, don''t say more. The lunch break is over. If you stay, the battalion commander will come to me to ask." the obscene girl looked at her watch and cell phone and said, "Hey, apprentice, I don''t know where you came from. But the battalion commander said that you were chased and killed by the government. Now you''re hiding. If you''re interested, we can protect you if you add it to our league. Many martial arts in our league can only be learned by men, hehe. When there were men in the world hundreds of years ago, we created all kinds of human body limits All the records are men, not women. "


    "There is a shocking rule in our league, which was left by the leader of the League more than 240 years ago. He said that as long as there are men in the world, they should win over to the League anyway. As long as their moral quality and physical quality are acceptable, they should push him to be the leader of the league. When there are men, the leader of the military League must be men, because only men can really bring all kinds of weapons Inherit and carry forward the art ~ ~ "


    "Er... There are such rules?" I was surprised by the words of the obscene girl. Did I think the obscene girl wanted me to be the leader of the alliance?


    "Yes, yes, but they are all old rules hundreds of years ago. Who will abide by them now? However, I''m just curious to see if your legendary man really has such a God. I''ll pass it on to you."


    "So you... Start teaching me today?"


    "Today? Hey, it''s not good today. Apprentice, look at your body. You''re full of fat, oily in your belly, light footed, and lack of Qi and blood. Where can you practice martial arts? If you really want to practice, you''ll start with exercising muscles and massaging acupoints. When you smooth the meat on your stomach, and then master the most basic acupoint massage technique to nourish yourself."


    "Acupoints? But I don''t know anything about acupoints. Can you teach me?"


    "Hey, hey, well... As a teacher, my energy is limited. You have to learn the basic theories of acupoints by yourself." the obscene girl smiled. Then she took out a blue booklet from her arms and said to me, "Hey, hey, this Yellow Emperor''s Internal Classic" Mini graphic version, I''ll sell it to you cheaply. It''s 15 yuan, no postage, pro. "


    “……”


    "Master, you are engaged in MLM!"


    ……


    In this way, in order to learn some Kung Fu from the obscene girl, I still worship the obscene girl as the "teacher" and temporarily establish my position. Of course, I still have to call her deputy battalion commander in front of outsiders. Although the obscene girl does things a little, she is still easy to get along with. Because I didn''t bring money, she took her yellow emperor''s Internal Classic on acupoints The mini graphic version was lent to me. In fact, I was also skeptical about the words of the obscene girl, but after all, she had shown her skills, and I was really a little interested. In this era, there are no online games, novels, TV and movies to play and watch. It''s good for me to spend my time even if I learn a little knowledge of acupoints.


    The wretched girl sent me steamed stuffed buns and cheated me of my tuition fees. Then she dodged. One afternoon, I stood guard with Xiaobai and the female wolf head. Around 2 p.m. was the hottest time of the day, and because we were on guard all day, no one came to replace us, I really stood dizzy. In the end, I couldn''t bear to sit down everywhere. Anyway, no one checked around, It''s okay to steal laziness.


    Of course, because I worship the wretched girl as my teacher, Xiaobai is still a little puzzled.


    "Master, aren''t you an immortal? Why do you have to learn kung fu?"


    "Stupid girl, although I am an immortal reincarnation, * * is still a mortal. Practicing martial arts can prolong life, live forever, and be an immortal again!"


    "Oh, so it is! So, master, you are trying to become an immortal again!" Xiaobai''s brain is hard to use. Although I still don''t believe her expression, she has always believed my words. She didn''t ask any more after I explained it casually.


    In this way, the hot girl came to tell us that we didn''t have to stand guard until it was getting dark in the evening. Seeing me and Xiaobai and the female wolf head sitting on the ground, the hot girl looked a little gloomy, but didn''t say anything, just reminded us that we could go to dinner and go to bed. At that time, I was really relieved. After standing all afternoon, I was sweating and wet all over I''m tired and hungry.


    "It''s over at last. I''m so tired that my feet are almost broken." I shook my arm and breathed heavily.


    "Tired to death? That''s what you call tired to death? Hum!" said the hot woman with a sneer. "Have you ever seen real soldiers on guard? When I was a platoon leader, the border guards in Xinjiang stood guard day and night! That night, it was snowy and rainy, cold and dozens of degrees below zero, but I just didn''t move!"


    I was really shocked to hear the hot woman''s talk. I''ve always felt that the hot girl looks like a regular soldier. I didn''t expect that she really has backbone.


    "Well... You are the best in the world," I said in amazement to the hot woman.


    "Why not? This is the backbone of soldiers, okay? If you are not real soldiers, I won''t talk about you! But if you are my subordinates and I see you squatting here lazy, I will severely punish you and let you run around the barracks for a hundred times!"


    The hot girl scolded us severely. I felt very oppressed in my unofficial soldier''s ears. I just want to live in peace. I don''t want to be a soldier.


    But I''m sure I won''t say this in front of the hot woman, otherwise I won''t escape her reprimand.


    So I can only bow and bow to the hot woman to thank her for her tolerance and understanding for the three of us.


    Finally, the hot woman couldn''t help but say a few words about our failure to become a climate, and finally agreed to let us go back to the base camp. At that time, dinner time was almost over, and there were not many people in the canteen. I helped Xiaobai and the female wolf head eat at the window, and then ate dinner in the corner. The female wolf head had a great appetite. She ate three bowls of rice and two steamed stuffed buns.


    What makes me more headache is that the female wolf head can''t use chopsticks and is picky about food. She directly grabs chicken legs and plum dried vegetables with her hands, but refuses to eat rice. Seeing this scene, I have to mix plum dried vegetables and shredded meat with rice with chopsticks, so that the female wolf head has no choice but to eat with rice.


    However, it''s still a big problem that the female wolf head can''t use chopsticks, and I can''t teach her very well. All the rice he picked up fell into the bowl. Moreover, because chopsticks can only hold a small amount of vegetables at a time, the female wolf head has no patience, and she still has to use her hands in the end. It was really difficult for me to see the female wolf head using her hands. Fortunately, there were not many people in the canteen, and we were in the corner, otherwise it would be over if we were seen.


    Fortunately, in addition to chopsticks, there is a small spoon in the canteen. I asked the female wolf head to slowly spoon rice with a small spoon. She can barely learn. Using a spoon is always better than using chopsticks. Finally, under my patient guidance, the female wolf head learned to use a spoon. Although the action is very awkward, it has made me very happy.


    Because I was sweating all over, I wanted to take a bath after dinner. The training in the army is very hard, especially in the period of war.


    Although they have been trained for a day, the soldiers of several battalions still have military training after dinner. They can''t go back to their bedroom until 9 o''clock or even 10 o''clock.


    The whistles and shouts from the open space outside the barracks never stopped. During the day, the soldiers'' training programs are mainly pull-up, push ups, running, shooting and dropping, as well as various physical training, such as frog jumping, 400m obstacle and cross-country running. At night, due to lack of light, it is mainly to take formation.


    Compared with the soldiers of infantry battalion and special forces battalion, the soldiers of cooking camp feel better, because they don''t need training at night. Of course, this does not mean that the soldiers of the cooking camp have nothing to do. They are responsible for washing dishes and pots, taking care of the stove, cleaning public health, ordering menus, transporting food and dumping garbage. It is not easy to sit up.


    Every cook has assigned tasks. The hot woman also assigned tasks to me, the female wolf head and Xiaobai, that is, washing dishes and chopsticks!


    This is actually a relatively easy task, but it''s not easy for me. Although the border military region of Wenshan county is not a large military region, it also has six regiments, with a total number of more than 20000 soldiers, while the cooking camp has only more than 500 people, only 200 people are responsible for washing dishes, and more than 200 people are required to wash 20000 people''s dishes and chopsticks. That''s the amount of work.


    What''s more, I can''t let the female wolf head wash the dishes. It''s strange if she doesn''t break all the dishes. So Xiaobai and I can only contract the workload of the female wolf head. In this way, our workload is 50% more than that of ordinary soldiers.


    Fortunately, although Xiaobai can''t do anything smart, she still does things like washing dishes and washing dishes very carefully. Seeing her black hair falling and sweating, she still holds her sleeves and wipes the sweat on her forehead. She stares at a lot of dishes in the basin and brushes the dishes without complaining. It''s really pity.


    "Silly girl, I think you wash every plate so clean and wipe it back and forth so many times, so you''re not tired?" I couldn''t help asking Xiaobai as she hummed the ugly and deadly military song learned from nowhere and wiped the plate.


    When I asked, Xiaobai smiled at me and said:


    "I''m a little tired, but master, I can''t do anything else well. I have to do the work of wiping dishes, so I must do it carefully."


    I''ll go. Washing dishes can also wash out my sense of self-existence. This silly girl is really born with a hard life