It was 9:40 when I got back to my bedroom after taking a bath, but as soon as I got back to my bedroom, I saw an obscene girl wearing white underwear, lying on her bed with her legs crossed and a grass in her mouth. It seems that the obscene girl came back early. She lay in bed and stared at the ceiling in a daze. Seeing that she looked idle, I stepped forward and was about to speak, but the obscene girl spoke in advance:
"Come back, apprentice?" the girl pretended to be profound, staring at the ceiling and knowing that I entered the door.
"Shifu... You are such a leisurely deputy battalion commander." I said with a bitter smile.
"Hey hey, the battalion commander has contracted all the big and small things. I only take her place when she is ill." the obscene girl jumped out of bed and looked at the three of us,
"Nonsense, don''t talk. It''s past 9 o''clock and it''s Haishi. Didn''t you say you want to learn martial arts? The so-called ''Haishi Baimai tong can nourish your spirit and face'', now is the best time for you to practice martial arts. Hey hey, if you miss it, you''ll waste a day''s training opportunity in vain."
"Ah? Now... I''m going to practice martial arts?" the obscene girl suddenly asked me to practice martial arts, which was beyond my expectation. "But I haven''t seen the graphic version of the Yellow Emperor''s Internal Classic you gave me..."
"Take your time when you''re free! I''ll teach you some basic ways to massage acupoints. Strip, sit down and cross your legs!"
"Ah? What are you doing, deputy battalion commander?" I was stunned by the sudden request of the obscene girl.
"Give you a massage. When I give you a massage, you can write down the massage technique and massage yourself."
"You... You want to massage me?"
"Yes, sit down for me! Wow ha." the obscene girl suddenly smiled and approached me. Then she suddenly stretched out a thin white but powerful index finger, and then pressed it heavily on my forehead. The concentrated strength immediately retreated me two or three steps until my leg hit the edge of the bed, and I sat down on the bed, In the face of the obscene girl''s malicious expression, some of me reluctantly retracted my legs, and then sat cross legged on the bed. At that moment, I felt a bit like a Taoist.
Xiaobai and the female wolf head were stunned, but the obscene girl climbed onto my bed without mind. Then she suddenly walked to the back of me with her cat on her waist, and then knelt down behind me with her legs folded.
I was about to turn around to see the obscene girl behind me, but before I could turn around, I felt my hands on my head. My head was firmly held like a tight hoop, "I don''t want you to move. I''ll give you a massage!"
"Er... This is a massage? Why do I always think you want to hurt me!"
"What''s wrong with you? I''m massaging Baihui acupoint for you. Remember that the connecting point between the midline of the head and the tips of both ears is Baihui acupoint! This is one of the most important acupoints in the human body. Your whole blood and brain marrow gather in this place!"
"Oh... So important?" I know nothing about acupoint knowledge. I don''t even know the most basic way. Now I still can''t figure it out by listening to the obscene girl''s explanation.
"Nature is important. In the west, judging a person''s death depends on whether his brain waves stop. However, in ancient China, there is no such clever instrument, so judging a person''s death depends on whether there is still ''Yang Qi'' in his body. If there is no Yang Qi, a person will be Amen. But as long as there is still a trace of Yang Qi, as long as a needle is used to pierce the Baihui Point on the head of a person, You can raise people''s'' Yang Qi ''and bring people back to life. "
"Come back from the dead? Really or not?"
"Of course, it''s not true to bring the dead back to life. People who can be saved by stimulating Baihui acupoint are in a state of fake death. For those people, the brain waves are gone, but the basic structure of the brain is not damaged. Stimulating with a silver needle is equivalent to charging electricity, activating the brain waves in the brain, and making people live again... This is a more authoritative explanation in the medical field now."
"If you massage Baihui acupoints for a long time, you can treat dizziness, headache and insomnia, slow down hypertension and hypotension, and relieve irritability... Hey, it''s good, isn''t my tuition in vain?"
"Er... It''s really not in vain. Master, I think you can make a lot of money if you open a massage shop."
"Go, who says my family doesn''t open a massage chain store?"
"Ah? Master, does your family really run a massage shop?"
"Nonsense, 80% of the regular massage shops and gyms in China are under the name of Wumeng. You say my family doesn''t open a massage chain store. Hey, what else can I do?"
"... well, I''m wrong." I''m completely speechless. No wonder the lewd girl''s technique is so skilled. It turns out that her family is in this field.
I make complaints about it, but the indecent girl began pressing my thumb on the Baihui Point with her left and right thumbs, and then began to massage slowly. At the beginning, I didn''t feel anything. I just felt a little uncomfortable when my head was pressed. However, with the continuous rubbing of the obscene girl''s fingers, I felt a heat wave surging in my lower abdomen, which directly rushed up to my forehead, making my face a little hot, and my body was getting hot, For a time, I felt like I was immersed in hot water, unspeakably warm and comfortable.
"Hey, hey, now you know how it feels to massage Baihui acupoints? Remember my massage position and frequency. As long as you massage with this strength, your body''s Qi and blood will start from the perineum, follow the governor''s pulse and stay at Baihui acupoints on your head."
"Er... What is Du Mai?" although I have read a lot of martial arts novels, I still don''t understand Ren Du''s second pulse.
The wretched girl was frightened by me: "the governor doesn''t know? You... Centaurus, right?"
"Sorry, I really don''t know anything about this."
"Go, even if I exercise my patience, let me tell you. The governor''s pulse is the vein that extends from the perineum to the tail of the human body, which is the Weilu point here, then passes through the waist Yang pass, then passes through the life gate, then passes through the jiajiaji pass at the bend of the back, then passes through the jade pillow pass behind the brain, and finally reaches the Baihui Point in the center of the head. It is the most important muscle of the human body Pulse! Zhuangzi''s "master of health preservation" mentioned "Yuan Du thinks Jing", which means that running Qi and blood along the governor''s pulse is the method of health preservation, and it also means to let it go. "
The obscene girl took the trouble to explain to me some obscure and profound secrets of muscles, veins and acupoints. At the same time, she pointed her fingers at the spine behind me to guide me one by one and deepen my memory. Anyway, I knew a little. Finally, I only understood that the governor''s pulse was the one that came out of the perineum and went along the spine line to the top of the head.
"Er, it''s really mysterious... Which is the Ren pulse of Ren Du''s second pulse?"
"Ren pulse? Ren pulse? It''s just opposite to Du pulse. Du pulse extends from the back up. Ren pulse is in front of people, from perineum to Chengjiang acupoint in the lower jaw. Promise, I''ll show you."
Said, the obscene girl also walked around in front of me with her hand, pointed me with the tip of her finger, then drew a straight line with her finger, crossed the navel, wiped her chest, and finally reached my jaw
After explaining Ren Du''s second pulse to me, the obscene girl put her hands back on my head. Her two thumbs massaged and rubbed the Baihui Point on my head, and then her ten fingers stretched out like wings. The obscene girl pressed a position above my forehead with her two middle fingers, Then I gently pressed my left and right temples with two slender little thumbs.
"Remember, I''m pressing your ''shenting acupoint'' with my middle finger now. This acupoint is very hard on the forehead, so I need to use the strongest middle finger here. The temple is relatively soft and weak, so I need to use the lightest little thumb to massage. If I massage Baihui acupoint, shenting acupoint and temple at the same time, your qi and blood will pass through Baihui acupoint from perineum to Yingxiang, Walking on the magpie bridge is to gather at the tip of your tongue. In the old words, it is to complete a small weekly cycle. This can mobilize your qi and blood, activate your vitality, slowly improve your physique and promote the development of your physical potential. If you want to practice martial arts, this is the most basic massage experience. You must remember it for me! "Obscene girl is very patient, Now I find that she is really becoming more and more professional. Her mother is worthy of practicing martial arts. Sure enough, she has rich knowledge in this field.
As she spoke, the obscene girl massaged my Baihui Point, shenting point and temple with her thumb, middle finger and little thumb. At first, I didn''t feel very strong, but as the number of obscene girl massages increased and the frequency gradually accelerated, I gradually felt that my body was getting hotter and hotter, and there seemed to be a huge heat wave rolling in my body, A small stream of heat rushed up my forehead along my back, navel and arm. Even later, I found that my skin was a little red, and my pores were relaxing, like nostrils shrinking one by one. This was obviously a symptom of dry and hot body.
The obscene girl''s massage technique is really against the sky