Chapter 307 – Cat Dad Dungeon Redemption?


    "CRAP!"


    Fu De panicked when she noticed the presence of the caracal cat in the sky. Although she couldn''t see through Nian''s level, she was confident that she wasn''t his opponent.


    Party Queen self-resurrected by taking over a party girl''s body, who had been standing next to Fu De. When Party Queen got on her feet again, her bloody smiling face curved down.


    "Kiiii!"


    For the first time, Fu De heard the queen''s frustrated scream.


    BOOM


    BOOM


    Party girls in the city exploded in unison. Even the yers, local people, and Pangu priests in the city got caught in the random attacks.


    Party Queen looked up and clenched his fists. She grudgingly used her power. Everybody, including the war maidens, pretty skins, prisoners, townsmen, yers, and cultists in her domain instantly sank into the ground, noclip-teleporting directly to ve Dungeon''s Fun Level. She also didn''t forget the balloons of the dead party girls as they could still be resurrected by using them.


    Although it was ve Dungeon''s first expedition, they were defeated. The troops received heavy casualties, and it might take time to recuperate from the losses.


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    After Nian''s clone drove the party girls and Party Queen away, he scoffed and coughed a mouthful of blood.


    He overused his mana and Qi. Now, he had to spend more time recuperating.


    A minuteter, Eldritch flew up to pay respect to the cat god.


    "Thank you for your support, my lord. If it weren''t for you, the town would have been destroyed."


    "Meh, you guys are useless, nya! You can''t even stop two weak immortals. Is your level for show, nya!?"


    "… I''m ashamed," Eldritch lowered his head, feeling guilty for relying on the deity.


    "My work is done here. I''m going back, nya. Clean up the mess yourself!"


    After saying so, Nian staggered and flew toward the northeast at a snail''s speed.


    Eldritch deeply bowed at his savior.


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    After Nian had left, Eldritch looked up and took a deep breath. He nced at the town and pped his hands.


    RUMBLE


    All debris, rocks, and destroyed structures turned into gold and PACT tokens. Eldritch descended and gathered everything into his inventory, collecting the restoration fund for Yeet City.


    As many yers and local people got caught in Party Queen''s mass teleportation spell, no one remained in the northern district of the city. Eldritch had enough time to convert houses and objects into gold ores.


    ''At least, this should be enough to rebuild the monastery and the city. As for the poption, I''ll ask Lord Pan Mei to spawn soulless NPCs here. That should be enough.''


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    = ve Dungeon, B3 Floor =


    All prisoners and dungeon monsters arrived at the dungeon without an issue. As for the random people that got caught up in the mass teleportation, they were teleported to a prison area next to the boss''s room.


    Among the prisoners and the townspeople, Master Yeet got dragged here as well. A few members of the Spartan Guild also got caught up and got stuck there.


    When the guild members saw Master Yeet, they ran toward him.


    "Vice Leader! You''re here!"


    "Master Yeet, you got caught, too?"


    Master Yeet grumbled. He thought that he could keep his identity a secret. But now, they had ruined it.


    As soon as the townsmen and women heard that Master Yeet was the vice leader of a top yer guild, they begged him, asking for his help.


    "Sir, please help us!"


    "I want to go home!"


    "Do you know where my child is? What is happening here?!"


    Quest offers popped up and blocked Master Yeet''s vision. He closed the quest menu and deeply sighed.


    "I''m so sorry. I also got caught like you. I have no idea where we are and how we can get out. Please forgive me."


    The townspeople were disappointed. They sat down and cried in despair.


    While they were crying, the nursery rhyme song got louder. One of the child-like party girls waddled toward their prison cell and looked at them.


    "Kikikiki!"


    As this party girl was recently respawned, she had no bloody drawing on her face. In addition, the monster put on a fake wig, mimicking a plushy doll. Her coarse leather-like skin got softer, soft enough for children to hugfortably.


    Children stopped crying and rushed toward the Chibi monster. They touched her and pulled her into the prison cell.


    "Kikikiki!"


    Although the party girl''sughter was creepy, no children hated her. One of the children pulled her into a hug and ran away from the other children.


    This caused the other boys and girls to get jealous. They chased after the girl, wanting to steal the doll.


    Fortunately, more small party girls came to visit them. The children stopped fighting for the previous plushy and rushed toward the cute things. This time, each had a toy in their arms.<novelnext></novelnext>


    Strangely, the party girls didn''t bite them or try to eat them right away. They pretended to be their toys.


    The adults frowned at the walking andughing dolls. One of the mothers pulled a party girl away from her daughter and threw it outside the prison cell.


    "STOP PLAYING WITH THAT DEMON! IT''S GOING TO KILL YOU!"


    The girl''s smiling face changed. She wailed out loud, saddened that her mother scolded her and took her toy away.


    The other adults also did the same to the other children. They were afraid of the monsters, and they didn''t want the boys and girls to get close to the party girls.


    Meanwhile, Master Yeet observed the situation and looked at their names and levels.


    Veteran Party Girl, Level (???)


    Indeed, they couldn''t be trusted. Their red names were the proof, and their levels were too high for toys.


    The small party girls got back up and looked at the crying children. They stoppedughing.


    WHOOSH


    WHOOSH


    Suddenly, the children sank into the floor and disappeared. The party girls turned right in unison and paraded away.


    "Noclipping!"


    The yers were well-informed about the phenomenon. They finally understood where they were.


    "We''re in the ve Dungeon again! They abduct us here!"


    Master Yeet snorted and sat down. He checked his inventory to see if he still had a teleportation scroll and a marked rune.


    Unfortunately, after his death in the previous raid, he lost the items. He purchased some TP scrolls and nk runes, but he hadn''t marked any destination yet.


    The nk runes were useless here. He could only use it to mark this ce as a teleportation destination.


    "Ha… This sucks."


    Having nothing to do, Master Yeet used half of his nk runes to mark this prison cell as a teleportation destination. If he could return in one piece or resurrect somewhere with one of these items, he could sell them to daredevils or crazy yerster.


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    Meanwhile, the missing children were teleported to another area. When they could see everything again, they found many beautiful bungalows. On the west, there was a clear beach.


    As innocent as they were, the children stopped crying and rushed toward the beach. They stepped into the shallow area and yed with the waves.


    The sea was so clear that they could see their feet, the sand, and the fish underwater. Theyughed and yed in the shallow area. Coincidentally, the waves were small and calm, which posed no threat to the children.


    "KIKIKIKI!"


    A group of small party girls was there as well. They carried floatable balloons and set up several tables.


    Mary, the manager of the B9 floor, pushed one of many trays of food to the table. She ced dishes of steaks and sausages. Then, she called the children.


    "Children, if you''re hungry, the food is here!"


    "YAY!"


    Not caring about the world, they ran toward the tables and brought the small party girls with them. Several young girls received the balloons from the monsters and were overjoyed.


    Everyone started eating. However, a couple children suddenly missed their parents. A 6-year-old NPC asked Mary, who was the only human around here.


    "Big sister. Where is my mom?"


    Mary gently smiled, "She will be here shortly, dear."


    "Really?"


    "Yes. She will undergo some… reformation and reeducation first, so she won''t scold you again."


    "Mama is going to school?"


    "Hahaha! Something like that."


    Although Mary talked while smiling, she felt bad for the girl.


    WHOOSH


    An hourter, the mother of the 6-year-old girl was teleported to the B9 floor''s beach. As soon as she appeared, she ran toward the group of children.


    "Why are you GEH, I mean, I''m home, Rosemary!"


    "Mama!"


    The mother and child hugged each other. The reunion of the two looked warm and wholesome.


    However, Mary bitterly smiled. She nced at the name of the mother.


    Veteran Pretty Skin, Level 999


    Inwardly, Mary clicked her tongue. Sheined in her mind.


    ''Take responsibility for the people you killed, monster. You ate her mother, so be this child''s mother in her stead!''


    Pretty Skin nced at Mary. She stuck out her tongue and whispered, mocking Mary.


    "GEH."


    Mary raised her middle finger, saluting back.