Too F*cking Ridiculous!


    “But…” Xu Ni stared at the Fragment of God in his hand and said, “Give me some time. I want to study this stone first.”


    Lin Shuang was speechless, but there was nothing he could do. He couldn’t tie up Xu Ni, could he? However, since he had already agreed, he could not find an excuse not to go every time. He woulde looking for himter.


    After making up his mind, Lin Shuang looked at the time. It was almost noon. He’ll go offline and eat!


    After walking out of the room, Lin Shuang smelled a fragrance. A pot of fragrant dried fish was ced on the table. Fatty was arranging the dishes.


    As soon as he saw Lin Shuang, he immediately smiled and said, “Last time, we said we were going to eat dried fish, but we didn’t manage to since we met Lu Wan. This time, I went straight to bring a pot back. Let’s eat at home!”


    Lin Shuang wiped his hands and smiled. “Fatty, why did you go offline so early today? You usually only go offline when I tell you to!”


    “Sigh, don’t mention it.” Fatty waved his hand, opened a bottle of beer, and poured two sses of beer. “Let’s have a drink today.”


    “What’s wrong?” Lin Shuang asked in confusion. He had never seen Fatty so depressed.


    Fatty took a big gulp of wine, sighed, and said, “In Glory, it’s easy for us to earn money, but the difficulty of the game is really hard! I reached Level 10 yesterday, but I haven’t been able to enter the main city for a long time. How annoying!”


    “Why?” Lin Shuang asked in surprise. Fatty had yet to enter the main city. One had to know that most of the first batch of yers who had entered the game had already entered the main city. With Fatty’s strength, this shouldn’t be the case.


    Fatty’s face was filled with worry as he said, “Don’t mention it. On the way to the main city, I encountered a very strong Boss. I fought for an entire day yesterday and was almost killed by it! I tried to fight again this morning, but I still couldn’t win. If I can’t defeat it, I can’t go to the main city.”


    Fatty took another sip of beer.


    “I see…” Lin Shuang said thoughtfully. “Why don’t you ask me to help you.”


    “You can do it?” Fatty nced at Lin Shuang and said, “That Boss is super strong. Without three or four people, we might not be able to defeat it.”


    “How would you know if you don’t try?” Lin Shuang smiled.


    “Eat first. Send me your coordinatester and I’ll find you”


    ...


    Lin Shuang was sweating profusely as he ate the dried fish. He drank cold beer and ate the hot grilled fish. He was indeed drenched in sweat.


    After cleaning up the dishes, Fatty still didn’t believe Lin Shuang and said, “Shuang, you don’t know this, but that Boss is really strong. Why don’t you contact Lu Wan? Didn’t she choose to be a Priest? She can heal us.”


    “Alright, you can contact her.” Lin Shuang nodded.


    “Uh…” Fatty looked a little embarrassed and said, “Forget it. You should contact her. You know that I’m not very social. Besides, you have a better rtionship with her. If you call her, she will definitelye.”


    “What do you mean I have a good rtionship with her? We’re all ssmates.” Lin Shuang was a little speechless.


    “Tsk, look at you. You’ve been giving away helmets and helping to install the ports for the past two days. You even saved her once. Let’s not talk about her. If I, Fatty, were a girl, I would definitely fall in love with you!”


    Lin Shuang’s face darkened. “Fatty, if you keep saying that, I won’t help you!”


    “Alright, alright, alright. I won’t say anything.” Fatty looked at Lin Shuang meaningfully and smiled. “Actually, I’m doing this to help you.”


    “Help me with what?” Lin Shuang asked curiously.


    “Helping you find an opportunity to spend more time with Lu Wan!” Fatty said quickly and hid in the room.


    Outside the room, Lin Shuang was speechless. What was this fatty thinking all day? After resting for a while, he looked at Glory’s official website on his phone. There was no special news. He logged into the game and appeared in the main city.


    Lin Shuang turned on themunication system. Lu Wan’s profile picture shed. She was online.


    “Lu Wan, are you there?” Lin Shuang asked her.


    “Of course. What’s wrong, Guild Master Lin?” Lu Wan’s voice was soft as she joked.


    “Tang Yu was stopped by a powerful Boss on the way to the main city. It’s been two days. Let’s go help him.”


    “Oh, okay.”


    “I’ll send you the coordinates.”


    Lin Shuang turned off themunicator and sent Fatty’s coordinates. He then headed towards Fatty’s position. Ever since he relied on his luck talent to survive in the game, he had not interacted with his good friend. Now that this person was doing so badly, he had to help no matter what. If possible, it would be best to pull Fatty to Juxiang City. He would be able to take care of him more in the future.


    Fatty was quite a distance away from Juxiang City. Along the way, there were travel-worn yers. They were either fighting monsters or on the way. asionally, he would encounter a few teams of yers fighting. More than ten people fought fiercely.


    Lin Shuang walked past them, but no one dared to attack him. After all, Level 14 was too shocking at this stage.


    Getting closer and closer to Fatty’s coordinates, Lin Shuang opened the friend system and added Fatty as a friend.


    The Lonely King.


    Yes, this ID suited Fatty’s cold temperament.


    Walking into a valley, there were lofty mountains on both sides. The cliffs were steep and reached into the sky. There was only a narrow path in the middle, which was very simr to the terrain of the Valley of Gods.


    No wonder Fatty was blocked by the Boss and could not enter the main city. There was only one way!


    He turned on hismunicator and contacted Fatty directly.


    “Fatty, where are you? I’m in the valley.” Lin Shuang asked him.


    “Lin Shuang, I’ve been waiting for you at the edge of the valley. Hurry up!” Fatty’s voice came from the other end of themunicator. His tone made one want to beat him up.


    Walking out of the valley, a wretched figure was pacing back and forth. The Lonely King was a Level 10 Knight. He only had a few pieces of dull equipment on him. They were tattered and he looked like a defeated soldier who had just escaped from the battlefield.


    Lin Shuang walked straight towards Fatty.


    “Fatty, I’m here.” Lin Shuang greeted him.


    Fatty raised his head and was about to reply when his eyes widened.


    “What’s wrong?” Seeing the fatty staring at him as if he was possessed, Lin Shuang felt quite ufortable and pped him hard.


    “F*ck! Lin Shuang, is that you?” Fatty shouted in shock.


    “Who else could it be?” Lin Shuang was speechless.


    “F*ck, you’re already Level 14? Also, your equipment… is too f*cking ridiculous!” Fatty looked Lin Shuang up and down, his eyes filled with envy and even a trace of jealousy. He hoped that his brother would lead a good life, but he didn’t want him to lead a better life than him.