《Evolving Ghost System: Phantom Universe Expansion Pack》


 Chapter 1: King Yama

    Chapter 1: King Yama


    "It''s almost impossible to experience Joy when you''re a ghost. You don''t really have a brain, so everything can be kind of unbelievably depressing."


    "However, there are a few ways to have fun. You can risk your unlucky soul on the line for weapons and traits in the afterlife. You can absorb other souls which include, wisps, banshees, demon kin. You can even stay at home all day and stare at the television in your personal safe space."


    "When I died, I think I had been named George, and my girlfriend killed me because I found out she robbed a bank, but I wasn''t too upset at it anymore. It been a hundred years, and I still didn''t get to see Yama yet. Something about there being trillions of people that die in the universe."


    "When you died, they gave you a room that you could design with your spectral body. My room had a television, and a bed where I just floated at night when it got dark, wherever I was."


    "And and now now it was morning again. Day 365,922 since I''d been waiting my turn to talk to Yama in the Underworld. It wasn''t too bad. There was a rerun that I''d watched 5096 times, and I was probably going to watch it 5097 times."


    Knock! Knock!


    "Get out, Number 100,666,337,444! Ugh, what''s your name Harvard. Yama is ready to see you now!" A dull sounding voice woke ''George'' up from his sleep, but he figured out he was named Harvard pretty quickly. "You qualified for the universe expansion pack! Hurry up! I have 500,000 people to work with today! Get the hell out here!"


    ''It''s my time finally?'' George sort of floated over to the door. He could feel the space around him, and sort of used his mind to move his floating spectral body. He knew he used to have scruffy brown hair that his girlfriend shot hit through, but now he sort of was just a gray mass of energy, so it was pretty easy to move fast. He floated through the doorway and out into the underworld.


    ''Wow, so this is the underworld. I-I see why it took so long for them to call me,'' Harvard slowly tilted his spectral head up and down. He had ''vision'' of sort, but he could also see behind him and in front of him. Of course, he looked like every other ghost besides for an orange bandana he had around his neck. He had won it after calling duringmercials 1,000,560 times. He heard it was a special, but mostly wore it because it kept him warm at night and made him feel like he had a family.


    "You-you''re in luck," A voice entered Harvard''s ears. A small man in a striped uniform gently whispered at him. "You qualified for the beta of the Universe Expansion Pack. Aren''t you excited?"


    ''Excited? What should I be excited about,'' Harvard looked around. There were billions of stacked boxes in every direction with millions of ghosts being escorted on a long line further into theherworld. ''How special can I be? There are trillions of other ghosts that came here every day.'' He thought, before he replied, "I''m excited!"


    "Good, Yama will see you now. You can skip the line. It would''ve been another thousand years wait. Follow me."


    Harvard let out a deep sigh of relief and followed the man in uniform and observed his body. He looked like an ogre of some sort, well, maybe a disgusting human being would be a nice way of putting it. He hadrge muscles, but a face that would scare a little girl to death and her mother at the same time. Besides for his sort of chubby body, though, he seemed pretty nice.


    Harvard turned and looked at the line. A few million ghosts of different sizes seemed to have formed the body of a snake that extended into the horizon. Thank god he didn''t have to wait on that.


    A few seemed to be unable to bear watching him walk passed.


    "You-you should burn in hell!" One screamed, but Harvard ignored it. He just kept following the child-killing-ugly ogre further and further down the long path. Eventually, a golden pce appeared and he got invited inside. After walking through a long corridor, he found a beautiful woman studying arge book. He expected King Yama to be a man, but he didn''t mind seeing a girl for the first time in 100 years She had a beautiful body withrge mounds and a butt the size of a mountain. He tried to look up to see what color her eyes were, but it got blurry past her breasts.


    "Harvard George." And that exined why he thought his name was George, King Yama stood up and leaned down to look into his eyes. "Died by his girlfriend via gunshot wound to the temple. Worked as awyer for 10 years, and saved dozens of innocent criminals. You also set the record for the most calls in duringmercial breaks during Star Night Awakening. It''s why you earned that beautiful orange bandana that you have tied around your little neck."


    "I-I''m honored to meet you. I salute your work!" Harvard learned to tter people to get what he wanted at a young age, but also had his entire fate at stake so he tried to put on max level charm. "You make me smile just by being in your presence! EVery part of you is shaped perfectly! Absolutely top quality! Mmmm! So good to see you!"


    "Nice to meet you too, Harvard," King Yamaughed and picked him up with her finger. "It''s a honor to offer you a chance to enter into the phantom universe! I''ve been designing a new universe expansion pack and I''m so damn excited you qualified for the Beta test!"


    "The what?" Harvard thought she might offer him a reincarnation, or something like in most webnovels. What the hell was a universe expansion pack. "I-I''m sorry. I''ve been in a small dark and cramped room for a hundred years. What''s a universe expansion pack?"


    "The universe expansion pack allows you to fight for rewards that include reincarnation, divine abilities, and cultivate your little soul in a battle for the universe!"


    King Yama cleared her throat and gently put Harvard on her desk. Looking forward, her mounds shook like tworge mountains as she spoke. King Yama really had an endless amount of beauty, he joked to himself before she continued speaking. "You are one of the first trillion to be able to enter into the expanded universe! 1500 news have been created in the extendedherworld that I spent hundreds of years designing tirelessly."


    "However, you don''t get to be just any normal ghost that enters into the new endless horizon! You are one of the ten million that earned a bandana! Your bandana will provide you with one random ability and give you feedback. Some people call this a system, but I like to call it a leg up you earned after calling on so manymercial breaks."


    "I see" Harvard nodded his head. "So this extended universe is a new part of the universe you made so us ghosts can fight it out right? What happens if I lose?"


    "I don''t know yet. You''ll probably disappear and be swallowed by the void for all eternity. However, don''t worry. I''m confident in you Harvard! I have the utmost faith you''ll im one of the 1,500s and make your way to the highest peak level in this new universe! Woohoo! YOu ready?!"


    "Disappear Void Eternity," Harvard wanted to smack himself in the face, but he sort ofcked an arm. "I-I see. Are there any other options?"


    "Oh, calm down, Harvard. I make the decisions in the underworld. You do what I say or I make you suffer for all eternity. I know you came from Earth, and were an expert at litigation and saved many people with your cogent arguments. However, right now, I''m opening a door to bing the second most powerful being in the universe. You either take it or burn in hell for all eternity."


    "I''ll take option one, but please at least put me in an easy starter location. This is a world based on a video game right? Can you give me a ce with easy quests and lots of hot babe NPCS?"


    "You''re asking for too much. You should''ve kept your damn mouth shut Harvard," King Yama sounded so terrifying he felt his soul shake, and he instantly regretted mentioning an easy starting location. "Now, your new life is loading. Please enjoy the new world you''re entering."

 Chapter 2: Lograms

    Chapter 2: Lograms


    "Wee to Ghost Cape Falls, Adventurer."


    "You''ve gotten a new quest, survive the culling."


    "Wait error error something is wrong! I am unable to offer you a quest! There appears to be a glitch with your soul! Please go to the nearest NPC or face deletion in 3 minutes."


    "Huh, Error? Harvard fluttered open his eyes. He appeared to have two arms and two legs with normal eyes. When he looked at his clothes, a small blue box appeared floating over it.


    [Basic Leather Armor]


    [Defense 1]


    [Durability 1 / 5]


    ''So this is really like a video game?'' Harvard had yed a few MMORPG games in his day, but never one with ghosts as the main characters. "I don''t get it. I''m a ghost. How can I be wearing armor?"


    Harvard stepped forward and walked over to a small mirror on the side of a brown room.


    The sun had started toe in through the window of wherever he was currently ced. A stat window appeared next to the window that stated it was made of ss and had 3 durability remaining.


    It had been a few years since he walked on a surface, and when he made it over to the mirror it was also the first time he saw any semnce of himself.


    A man withpletely transparent skin appeared in the tinted ss with a set of brown leather armor on his torso and feet. He also had white pupils which made him look especially terrifying to himself. Not exactly the most normal looking ghost in the world. He sighed and looked down at his hand.


    [Time remaining to contact NPC]


    [1: 46 seconds]


    ''I guess everything I look at will show me a dialog box? Wait, what am I doing. I should hurry.''


    Harvard turned and rushed up to the door.


    [Open door?]


    [Yes / No?]


    "Yes,'' Harvard clicked on the dialog box, and the door opened. He walked outside and saw a bustling city full of hundreds of different stalls, shops, and normal looking humans.


    He figured one of them was an NPC. A beautiful woman in a white dress paced back nervously a few feet from him with a letter in her hand.


    When he looked at her, a dialog box appeared.


    [Would you like to ept the quest, rush mail]


    [Reward: 5 experience, 10 Lograms (Form of currency)]


    "Uhm, excuse me. I need to talk to you." Harvard walked over to the NPC and patted her on the back. "I-I have an error message."


    "Oh, that''s a shame. You don''t want to deliver my letter?" The NPC put away the envelope in her dress pocket and stopped pacing back and forth. She looked up and adjusted her blue eyes to look at him. "What''s the problem? Error messagE? Hmmm, is this your first day?"


    "I have one minute! Please save me!" Harvard replied. "I-I got told I had a system or something? Could that be the reason."


    "A system! Ah, do you have a bandana in your inventory! Look at your right wrist, and a box will appear with 6 different inventory slots."


    Harvard nodded his head and focused on his wrist.


    [Inventory]


    [Current slots avable 5 / 6]


    [1 /6] [Orange Bandana (special)] (withdraw?]


    "Withdraw," Harvard clicked on it once. "Withdraw damn it!"


    [Bandana withdrawn. Equip? Y / N?]


    "Yes!" Harvard clicked on it, but nothing seemed to happen.


    [Are you sure you want to equip?]


    "Yes," Harvard screamed! "Equip it!"


    [System is activating]


    [Error has been rectified. You are now free to choose a screen name, adventurer.]


    "How about Vortex?" Harvard got a username taken message. and tried again "Harvard? Iis the screen name Harvard taken?"


    [You cannot use your own name as your screen name. Please try again.]


    "Is King Gear taken? I-I don''t mind that name too much."


    [Username input failed. You''ve been granted the username Hamlord automatically. Harvard, may you have fun on your conquest."


    "Hamlord... Are you serious?" Harvard wanted to puke at his username. "What do I do now?" He asked the cute, dimpled NPC. She''d returned to pacing with her letter, and seemed to take it very seriously.


    "Oh, you''re back!" She smiled. "Would you like to deliver my letter. You shouldn''t have to worry about the culling with your system! Thanks Hamlord!"


    ''I-I''m going to hate this.'' Harvard took the letter and put it in his pocket.


    [Quest epted!]


    [Deliver the letter to location 96.53.25.]


    [System feature activated! Compass!]


    "Well, that''s handy," Harvard noticed a smallpass appeared when he looked forward. "So, I just deliver a letter."


    Harvard found the location pretty easily. It was just on the other side of the small town.


    The ghost town had hundreds of small shanties on the outskirts with some spawning creatures. There were ghost slimes, which literally were just slimes with transparent bodies that looked like rain drops moving around.


    A few yers took turns ying them. Luckily, the respawn was pretty good.


    [Ghost Slime]


    [level 1]


    [Vitality : F-]


    Harvard ignored the slimes and walked over to a small house by arge tree. It had a sign ''do not trespass in the front, but since he had the letter he knocked on the door.


    "Go away! No more damn letters!" A voiceined. "I quit! I''m not being an NPC anymore, damnit! Go away!"


    ''Quit being an NPC?'' "Excuse me, but can I slide the letter under the door."


    "You''re thest one!" A tall man opened the door and grabbed the letter from Harvards hands. "I don''t know why King Yama got me to do this! Dammit! I''m stuck collecting letters for all eternity! What a shit job!"


    "Thanks." Harvard sighed and looked down at his quest box. ''Wait, why doesn''t it sayplete?''


    [Quest Update: Return to the female NPC to receive your reward.]


    [You have 10 minutes before the mission is failed.]


    "This is exactly like a game world," Harvard marveled and walked back towards the NPC. He made it back in 5 minutes, and had enough time to spot 10 other beginner quests. "However, this is real right? What the hell does my system do anyway?"


    Harvard walked back to the NPC and received his reward.


    [Questplete: + 10(x2) experience, 12 Lograms (+2)]


    "I-I got extra experience because of the system? Is there a tutorial or something?"


    Harvard had gotten a chance to read almost 10,000 webnovels in his time in his cell, and knew a little bit how systems worked. Some had earth defying features, while his just seemedpletely normal.


    "Ugh, does it do anything else! Anything?" Harvard walked over to another NPC, and prepared to ept a quest, but along the way he looked at himself in the mirror.


    [System quest avable]


    [ept Y / N?]


    "I-I have to look in a mirror to use my system menu? Seems kind of inefficient," Harvard muttered to himself while looking at the window on the street. "ept quest!"


    [Quest epted!]


    [Defeat 10,000 Ghost Slimes!]


    [Reward: One System gift package!]


    "Are you kidding me! Who could kill 10,000 slimes! What is this, the useless quest system?"


    Harvard shook his head and tried to tell himself not to do the quest no matter what. There were plenty of other quests! He wasn''t going to kill so many slimes in the beginning of this new patch! Wouldn''t people greatly out level him if he just killed so many slimes?


    He sighed, and went across the town and epted 10 quests. Luckily, two of them also required him to kill 10 slimes and hundred slimes respectively.


    "I''ll see how quick I can kill them, and if I can do it in a day, I''ll do it! Damn it! I can''t imagine what this is going to do to my reputation!"

 Chapter 3: Evolution Cage

    Chapter 3: Evolution Cage


    "That''s Hamlord killing slimes again," Two adventurers had just reached level 10, and came back to the beginner town to find a team for a dungeon raid. "He''s insane. It''s like he lives to kill slimes."


    "I heard he probably got a hidden quest." His friend replied with an aghast expression. "Some people say he''s been recruited by the top guilds!"


    "Get out of the way! Out of the way!" The two adventures got pushed to the side. A level 15 Ghost Pdin rushed towards Hamlord with a letter in his hand. "Damn it! I better have made it in time."


    "9,995" Harvard yawned and shed a ghost slime, and cut it in half. "9996" He kept counting until he finally reached 10,000! "I finally did it! Who are you?"


    Harvard looked terrifying. He had circles under his pale eyes that made his eyes look like two saucers with ck circles underneath them - even ghosts got tired. "Wha? Who the hell are you! These are my slimes! My slimes!"


    "Chill dude, Chill!" The Ghost Pdin tossed Harvard a letter, "I''m just the weak messenger. Ugh, just take the letter from me okay? I''m sorry for interrupting you!"


    "Hmmm, I appreciate the kindness," Harvard epted the envelope and looked down at it to read its contents. A blue box appeared with the information, so he didn''t have to try and open it with his hands. He was currently clutching a rotting basic sword in his other hand, so it made his life easier.


    [Basic letter]


    [From: Greed Farm Guild]


    [Dear Hamlord You have earned the respect because of many for your determination. You reputation has spread far across thends so much so that even the scariest demon bosses havee to fear you. All slimes in the universe fear your name! Please humbly ept our request to join our guild! We will give you the spot ofmander!]


    "This is a joke, hahaha!" Harvard looked at his inventory. He had 2566 Slime drops he''d collected and 1,500 slime wheels. "Listen, i can''t join a guild. I''m still level 3."


    Harvard encountered a problem once he got passed level 2. He got no experience when he killed the slimes.


    For this reason, he earned even more respect from nearby yers. The only people who would do such crazy things are those who received hidden quests! Hidden quests got given to 1 / 1000 yers by King Yama! Thus, many people assumed he had a hidden quest because why else would he kill slimes! They had no idea he actually had a system! Those were only given to one in ten million yers!


    "I want to offer you a quest as well!!"


    "Me too! From the United Great Lord Guild! Take this letter!"


    Harvard gulped and looked at the sea of yers trying to get his attention. This had to be a dream.


    "Heh, he''s just a piece of garbage." A man in ck d armor walked towards Harvard and tossed a slime wheel on the floor. "Here, you want another slime wheel! Haha! He''s pathetic? What''s wrong with all you yers! I''m the one who will be king of this!"


    "Ignore him!"


    "Harvard! Join my guild!" A beautiful brte haired woman rushed over and hugged Harvards'' arm. He was surprised. Even though she was a ghost, he could still feel her ghostly features which included her chest. "You''ll be the only guy! Please! Be our leader!"


    "I-I need to think!" Harvard pushed off the woman and rushed to the town. "I-I felt like I spent eons fighting slimes! I must focus on improvement for the time being!"


    "We got him," The Ghost Pdin smiled and waved to Harvard. "He''s probably going to turn in his quest! Haha,! He''s going to be great in our guild! I''ll tell leader he epted right away!"


    ###


    Harvard rented a small room in an inn for some privacy.


    He sold 1500 slime wheels for 100 Logram, which was actually not a bad price. 10 Lograms could be used to buy a single nights stay with a meal. He walked into his bedroom and looked at the bed.


    [Basic Bed]


    [Durability 1 / 100]


    [Many have slept on this bed.]


    "Luckily, I''m not staying," Harvard walked over to the mirror. "Let''s just make sure no one followed me. Those people are insane!"


    Harvard had been treated like some type of celebrity because he killed so many ghost slimes! People made songs about him, and some women confessed to him because of it.


    "Let''s just hope this gift package is worth all the hard work."


    [System Mission Complete!]


    [You''ve gained one gift package: Open Yes / No?]


    ###


    "Yes!" Harvard sat on the bed, and waited for his reward. "Show me what the hard work was for baby!"


    [Gift package opened: You''ve received five experience potions (10,000 experience), 5 inventory slots, 10 skill points, and one evolution cage!]


    "What the hell is an evolution cage?" Harvard opened his inventory, and hovered over it.


    [Evolution Cage]


    [Fuses a captured monster with you and lets you absorb its skills.]


    [For example: If you put a ghost slime in the evolution cage, you''d gain its raindrop ability!]


    "I''m not fighting any more goddamn slimes!"


    Harvard took out an experience potion and also observed its stats. He needed 300 experience to get to the next level, so needless to say it was a good potion. The highest level yers were 20, and had already started doing dungeon raids.


    He had been sent to a called Kart95, not the best name, but he''d spent the entire time in Ghost Cape Falls. However, past Ghost Cape Falls there was three areas where adventures went to level up. Bane Root Kingdom, Grail Valley, and Monarch''s Canyon.


    Bane Root Kingdom was controlled by the Heartless, a type of demon that specialized in using poison type skills to defeat foes. Adventurer went to Bane Root Kingdom to be assassins and night rebels - two sses adventurers unlocked at level 10. In Bane Root Kingdom, they also had dozens of ck markets where adventurers could sell stolen items from other yers.


    On the other hand, Grand Valley, and Monarch''s Canyon were for benevolent yers. In Grand Valley, you could be either a Ghost Pdin or a Spectral Tank by forming a pact with the Mirage n in Redemption Hall. The Mirage n hated the Heartless, and devoted themselves to being virtuous and only selected adventurers with pure hearts to join their ranks.


    Lastly, Monarch Canyon only selected those with leadership qualities that could be unbelievably effective healers, or phantom fighters. The leaders of Monarch Canyon had contrasting values to the other twonds, and believed men could be good or evil as long as they received benefits.


    Harvard sighed, and took out 4 experience potions and tossed them on the bed. They came in beakers and had a blue liquid. After drinking all four of them, his stomach rumbled, and his body began to flicker brightly like a shing light.


    [You have leveled up 15x!]


    [You''ve reached level 18!]


    [You''ve gained 5 skill points, and 150 attribute points!]


    [You have yet to select a ss! Please go to Monarch Canyon, Bane Root Kingdom, or Grand Valley in order to choose a ss to level up with!]


    "Wow, level 18. Only two levels away from the top yers." Harvard decided to exit the hotel. He sold all his valuable items and decided to put the experience potion for sale for 10,000 Lograms on the auction house. He figured it wouldn''t do him much good passed level 18, and wanted to make money to buy some armor.


    "Hmm, I wonder how much it will sell for?" Harvard walked over to a stall in order to rent a carriage for quick transportation. "Anyways, time to go to Bane Root Kingdom! It''s the cheapest to get there."


    Harvard handed the carriage driver 15 Lograms and entered into the white interior.


    The day had gottente and the sun was starting to get reced by the moon in the sky. The nighttime felt so wonderful, and he actually sort of enjoyed the trip.


    "Hmm, what''s this? The item has been bid at the auction house? Why is there a warning message?"

 Chapter 4: Auction House

    Chapter 4: Auction House


    [You have set a record for receiving the highest bid on the auction house.]


    [Current offer: 158,000 Lograms.]


    "158 Thousand?" Harvard coughed.


    He looked outside and noticed a few women waiting by a carriage stopping point. It was sort of like a bus stop, and if he wanted to he could split the fair with a nearby traveler. However, he didn''t want to focus on that right now.


    [Current offer for experience potion, 168,000 Lograms]


    [Current offer for experience potion, 170,000 Lograms!]


    "What? What''s happening?" Harvard coughed and looked outside. A woman with ck hair seemed to be crying when he looked into her white pupils. "Are you okay miss?"


    "I-I need a ride! I got robbed! Some assassins stole all my items and I barley kept my life! Please! Please pay for my fair!"


    "I-I normally wouldn''t, but I''m doing pretty well with money," Harvard opened the door and let her inside the cabin. She had on a ck set of tights and a set of basic female armor. It tended to be a little bit tight around the waist, and really pushed out her modest cleavage. "Come in! I''m going to Bane Root Kingdom. Are you sure?"


    "Yup, thank you so much. I''ll pay you back once we''re there. I have a lot to offer in more ways than one," She winked and squeezed her body next to Harvards. He could feel even though he was still a ghost, and actually had to go to the bathroom. Needless to say, even though he had ghostly properties, he was still a functioning human in many ways.


    It must have been a decision by King Yama to give them transparent bodies that functioned like human bodies. Perhaps she wanted the yers to be able to experience pleasure? He didn''t know, but he looked at the girl up and down once and nodded his head.


    [May Tape]


    [Level 15]


    [ss: Unchosen]


    "Hmmm, you looking at my eyes or lower down, bad boy?" May winked at him and patted his leg. "Heh, it''s okay. You seem nice. You won''t rob me of any of my special possessions right?"


    "Nope, I used to be awyer," Harvard smiled and gently put his hand on his knee. "I used to save people that stole all types of things. However, I never stole a single thing in my life?"


    "What about a girls heart?" May giggled and tapped his leg. "Have you stolen one of those?"


    "I thought so, but then she killed me," Harvardughed and looked down at his arm.


    [Current offer for experience potion 205,000 Lograms]


    [Current offer for experience potion 210,000 Lograms!]


    He stopped looking at it and took a deep breath. Wow, that was probably enough to fully fund his armor expenses until level 30! He was in disbelief!


    "I''m sorry, what were you saying?" Harvard looked into the girl''s white eyes.


    To be clear, she looked like a human girl besides for her white pupils and somewhat transparent body. However, she looked a little bit upset.


    "Hmph, I said I''m sorry she killed you. I-I dont remember how I died. I got tied up I think and then everything went ck."


    "Sounds horrible." Harvard offered her his condolences. "Anyways, sometihing is wrong. Driver, can you stop?"


    "That will increase the toll. Are you sure you want to stop?" The driver sounded like an old man. He was clearly an NPC and looked like an old man too. He had a white beard with a glower no matter if he smiled or frowned. "That will be 5 Lograms."


    "Stop." Harvard saw a shing red light on hispass. Most yers probably didn''t have a warning. "Something seems to be happening."


    [Quest activated: Dark Journey]


    [Additional information provided by the system]


    [Dozens of archers are about to nk your position to try and rob you of your possessions! Word out on the street is you earned a special item after ughtering 10,000 Ghost Slimes!]


    [Escape into the woods or face certain death!]


    "What? What''s wrong? Did Ie on too strong?" May bit her lip and looked into Harvard''s eyes. "Are you upset you had to share a ride with someone with such a big butt?"


    "Why would I care about that?" Harvard opened the carriage door and quickly surveyed his surroundings.


    The moonlight had began to shine in the sky and besides for a few torches on the sides of the granite road there was only the dark forest. "Anyways, there are some men about to attack me. I got to run!"


    "Hmmm? How would you know that--" May turned and saw an arrow stuck in the wooden wagon. "I-I''ming with you! I''m fast when I''m not scawered! Oh god! Rwun! Rwun!"


    "Agreed! Harvard bolted for the forest with May''s hand firmly stuck in his own. A few dozen types of monsters glowed white when he ran passed them.


    Arrows shot passed them from all directions as they hopped over a log and sprinted towards a mountain.


    [Midight Mountain]


    [Level 20]


    [Beware! Do not enter!]


    "Enter! Enter the cave!" Harvard ignored the prompt and rushed into a crevice on the side of a mountain. An endless tunnel appeared in front of them and they rushed deeper into it. It had a few mes, and dozens of different directions they could head.


    After 10 minutes, they felt pretty safe.


    [Quest Complete]


    [+ 500 experience]


    "Great. We''re safe!" Harvard smiled and let go of May''s hand. "Now where the hell are we?"


    "You-you shouldn''t be here! You shouldn''t be here!" A voice echoed in the tunnel. "They areing for you! You''ve unearthed the beast that knows no defeat!"


    "I-I think we identally entered into a dungeon," May face palmed herself! "I-I should''ve said not to enter into this mountain. Didn''t you see the Beware prompt? Ugh, what level are you anyway?"


    "You mean you can''t tell?" Harvard thought everyone would see boxes when they looked at other yers. Was that not normal? "You''re level 15 right?"


    "How do you know that? Did you get the appraise skill?" May sighed and crossed her arms. "I-I can''t win! First I get all my equipment stolen, and now I''m with a yer who doesn''t know what an appraise skill is! Did you get a skill book with level 1 appraise? You could join any guild with that skill!"


    "I-I did," Harvard nodded his head. Of course he had to lie!


    He figured his appraisal skill came from the system, but he didn''t want her to know he had one obviously. If he was a one in ten million, it would make time 10,000 times more likely to be killed. "I-I learned it immediately."


    "One of those skill books sold for 150,000 Lograms," May sighed. "I can''t think of anything selling for more."


    [Your Experience Potion has just sold!]


    [Would you like to know for how much? Y / N?]

 Chapter 5: Blood Mark

    Chapter 5: Blood Mark


    [You''ve earned 250,000 Lograms! The Great Valley Auction house has decided to waver the 5% auction house fee for your first transaction! Please choose us next time!]


    "So-so much It'' sso much."


    "They''reing!" May looked around for a rock to equip. "Damn it! I don''t have a weapon! What do you have."


    "A level 3 sword, 50 of them. Do you want one?" Harvard had gotten 50 Slime Bamboo Swords. "They only go for one Logram, but I kept them for sentimental value."


    "You-you have 50 of them? Don''t you have anything better?" May finally saw one of the monsters rushing down the tunnel.


    Because of the flickering torches on the wall, they had massive shadows, but they really were tiny beings. Harvard focused on one and saw its name.


    [Sand Crab Ghoul]


    [Level 18]


    It had two silver ws and a hard exterior body with a small white me in each of its tiny eyes. Charging at its maximum speed, it looked like a small tank.


    "We''re doomed! We''re so doomed!" May tossed a rock at the Sand Crab Ghoul before it rushed towards her. "Damn it! We aren''t going to be allowed to leave this cavern until we defeat it! Why did I follow you?"


    "Hey guys, what are you doing here?" A small boy looked up at May with arge sword on his back. He had apletely bald head and seemed to be unaware of the iing monsters. "It''s rude to take someone''s tunnel when they''re leveling. Damn it. Wait, why do you look so familiar, dude? Where did I see you before."


    "I-I killed 10,000 slimes," Harvard smiled and looked at the small boy. "Any chance we can join your party? I promise I''ll make it worth your while."


    "Sure, I''ll let you take my drops! Hell no, just stay behind me and watch!" The irritated boy turned and swung his massive sword. He seemed to be some type of heavy sword ss from a farawaynd. Even though there were 3 local territories nearby, all together there had to be hundreds of sses avable to select in


    "This will be quick! I can''t fall behind Red Nova! That man is always passing me on the leader board."


    "Hold on. You''re on the leaderboard?" May said with disbelief. "No way. If you''re on the leaderboard, then that means your level 21. Only 10 yers out of millions are level 21. You''re telling me I just ran into one of the top yers?"


    "Yup, and I just spent all my Lograms to buy a single experience potion! Heh, whatever idiot sold that has no idea how valuable it will be at level 30! Hahahaha! Best money I ever invested in my entire life!"


    ###


    "I''m sure whoever did it will have a backup n at level 30." Harvard tensed with an awkward smile. "Heh, what happens at level 30 anyway?"


    "You never heard?" Mayughed, "You need toplete 5 challenges in order to get your second ss! With the experience potion, you can probably skin to level 31"


    "I see," Harvard looked down at his wrist. "I-I hadn''t got my first ss yet, so I had no idea there was a second. That person must feel like an idiot right now. However, I''m sure if you put the experience potion on the market. He''d buy it back." Harvard briskly nodded ihs head.


    He hadn''t got to learn many things because of killing ghost slimes for 3 days. He only got toplete 3 quests while others probablypleted hundreds. Harvard didn''t even know if he was in a dungeon or how many people could join a party.


    [Alpha Thunder has invited you to join a party.]


    [Join the party?]


    "Yes!" Harvard joined the party, and breathed a sigh of relief. At least he hadn''t gotten killed by another yer, or robbed blind. Well, he sort of did get robbed blnd for his experience potion, but that wasn''t the point! He felt confident that today was a new day, and he would find a new treasure to sell on the auction house that would make him the envy of all yers!


    [May Tape has joined the party!]


    [Party window]


    [Alpha Thunder level 21] (Banshee Fighter)


    [May Tape level 15] (No ss)


    [Hamlord level 18] (No ss)


    A party window appeared and Alpha Thunder looked surprised. He stared at May''s beautiful white eyes and then at Harvard once to try and size them up.


    "You two aren''t bad. Wow, but what''s with the level 3 slime conqueror sword? I heard those are rare."


    Harvard had found one rare item from the 100,000 ghost slime''s he killed. It was a one in a million rare item, but because it was level 3 really didn''t do a lot of damage.


    The types of items ranged frommon, to umon, to rare, to epic to legendary to artifact to heirloom and they turned a certain hue depending on what item you found and their rarity. Common items got found 1 out of every 10 kills, umon 1 out of every 100 and epic items one out of every 10,000 times a monster got killed. Beyond legendary it got into the millions, and not a single person had found even a level 1 heirloom!


    [Slime Conqueror Sword] (Legendary)


    [level 3]


    [Durability 250 / 250]


    [Ability 1: Poison sh]


    [Imbues your attack with poison and causes an extra 5% damage]


    ''Hmm, it''s shing orange, I wonder what that means?'' Harvard sighed and turned to May. "Do you know what it means when an item shes?"


    "Ugh, that mean''s its upgradeable, right? Alpha Thunder. Do you know?" May watched Alpha Thunder scream and sh through dozens of Sand Crab Ghouls. He used an AOE attack called sh of Innocents and created a massive vortex that pulled in five Sand Crab Ghouls before he finished each one with a powerful sh.


    Alpha Thunder rushed through the cave and cleared all the monsters before they could finally leave Midnight Mountain. He smiled and walked Harvard and May to the other side of the tunnel.


    "Yup, upgradeable items are rare. Anyways, once you two idiots get your first ss, send me a message. I''m looking for people over level 15 to join my guild."


    "The real idiot is the guy who sold the experience potion. I bet if he were here right now he''d be crying like a young child! I wish I could see that!" May smiled and looked into Harvards eyes. He seemed to be slightly crying, and his already pale skin had turnedpletely blue. "Ha, well anyways, thank you, Alpha Thunder! I''ll root for you on the leadership board!"


    "Good, Bane Root Mountain is about a mile that way," Alpha Thunder cleared his throat and pointed at a path with a fewmp posts along the road. "Get a ss and then look up the Masked Thunder Guild. If you guys want, I''ll do a dungeon raid with you to get you some better armor. I swear, even a slime could rob you blind."


    "There is not a single slime I can''t defeat," Harvard shook Alpha Thunder''s hand. "About that experience potion. You sure I can''t give you 300,000 Lograms for it?"


    "Nope, never giving that back in a life time!" Alpha Thunderughed awkwardly. He was roughly 1.6 meters tall with blonde hair. Unlike Harvard, his skin was not transparent and you could even see his pores. He had a pallid countenance with golden eyes that glowed when he turned and rushed back to the entrance of a mountain. "Anyways, I''m going to get first on the leaderboard. You just watch!"


    "Will you take my hand? I''m scared," May trembled and grabbed Harvard''s elbow. "Every time I get close to Bane Root Mountain I get robbed blind. Will you prowtect a innocwent girl?"


    "Aren''t you afraid I''ll take advantage of you?" Harvard grabbed her supple hand and gulped. I may be awyer, but we have real functioning bodies again. I could take you into the woods and make you suffer.


    "Naw, you won''t do that!" May leaned her head against Harvard''s shoulder. A few yers rushed by and ran to a spawn of Sand Crab Ghouls as they began to walk forward down the path. "I''ve seen really evil yers before! There names glow in blood ! When you see one run!"


    "There are five over there," Harvard raised his finger and pointed at the yers who passed by. "They are ignoring us. What is a blood mark?"


    It was called a bloodmark because yers named turned a sanguine hue when they ughtered other adventurers. Normally, close to towns, attacking other Adventurers was off limits because the NPCs would attack and kill any bloodmarked yers. However, Harvard realized out here, close to Midnight Mountain, it made perfect sense to ughter other yers.


    Killing other yers gave you experience, so it made sense they''d try to do it where they wouldn''t get penalized if no NPCS happened to be around.


    "Midnight sh!" One yer screamed and cut a Sand Crab in half. "Reckoning de!"


    "You-you think they noticed us?" Harvard pulled May down the road, and felt the warm touch of her transparent body. "They didn''t seem to care in my opinion."


    "Hmph, probably are from a Heartless aligned guild. I heard some guilds are requiring their yers to kill other yers in order to join."

 Chapter 6: Magic Snow versus Great Sword

    Chapter 6: Magic Snow versus Great Sword


    May scoffed at the three yers and slowly kept walking down the road. When she looked in their direction, Harvard could almost sense the difficulties that must have filled her life before she died.


    On their walk to Bane Root Mountain, he tried to ask her questions about her life, but only found out that she liked webnovels and hated all women except a few good ones. Her mother apparently abandoned her when she was a child, and her father took care of her before he died at a young age. Of course, that wasn''t all there was to her story. She wouldn''t say how she died. But Harvard extrapted it was exceptionally horrible.


    "Wee! Wee to Bane Root Mountain!"


    "First timers! If you want to select a ss, please go to the town square! Everyone else, remember, they have just started selling the first guild houses! Starting prices are one million Lograms!"


    "Well, this is where we part ways. Friends?" May offered Harvard a handshake, and smiled at him. "Maybe I''ll see you in a little bit?"


    [Friend request epted: May Tape]


    "Sure," Harvard smiled and blushed. "Just buy a new shirt. Promise me."


    "Why?" May winked. She had on a white shirt that revealed a lot of cleavage. "Heh, I got your help because of these bad girls. You got to use every weapon you have."


    "See you!" Harvard walked in a different gate that May and walked towards the town square. There happened to be three tforms with three different ss NPCS to select your ss. Currently, two men could be seen fighting on one of the stages.


    [Magic Snow Level 10]


    Vs


    [Great Sword Level 10]


    Great Sword jumped into the air and shed dozens of times with his de before Magic Snow used phantom sh to lower his health bar in half.


    Harvard hadn''t seen many Person versus person battles or PVP matches. The two seemed to not back down when fighting one another. Magic Snow, however, seemed to have the upper hand. He summoned arge blue de and shed through Great Sword''s armor.


    "That''s a armor piercing skill!" One yer screamed. "Where the hell did he get that!"


    "Recruit him! Recruit him now!" Soon, many yers swarmed Magic Snow after he defeated Great Sword. "We need a good DPS!"


    "He''s mine, Red Thunder Guild will im him!" Another girl rushed up to Magic Snow and pushed Great Sword onto the floor. "You can date me if you like! I have no shame after being in the underworld for a 1000 years! I''ll make your dreamse true!"


    ''I forgot, we are dead, aren''t we," Harvard walked up to one of the stages and found an NPC that smiled and flipped a dagger in his hand. ''People are shameless when you already lived once.''


    "Now, excuse me, NPC. Do you know how I can get a new ss?"


    "Hahahaha! You''vee to the right ce! Hold my dagger, will you?"


    "Sure," Harvard epted the dagger and looked down at it. A blue box appeared that floated above it with golden letters.


    [ss Quest avable]


    [Enter into the darkness and be a Night Rebel?]


    [Night Rebelsmand the darkness and can use stealth, night vision, and chaos energy to ughter their foes. They specialize in speed, but must not be seen or suffer the conseuqences."


    "Take your dagger back. I don''t want it," Harvard tossed the dagger at the NPCs face. It hit him square in the jaw before he walked over to the next NPC. "I want a better ss. What else is there?"


    [ss Quest avable]


    [Kill or be killed. Be an assassin?]


    [Assassins hold no remorse, and conquer all who face them with their poisonous des. Seek shelter when an assassin approaches in the night! All stats will be boosted 10 percent, and no one will escape your grasp!]


    "Nope" Harvard shook his head. "Looks like him in the wrong town. I guess It''s time to go to Monarch Valley."


    "Hey! Hey! What are you doing! Stop!" A beautiful woman ran passed him after a ck hooded man. "Give me back my purse! You can''t steal what I steal damn it! That''s not fair!"


    "I-I''m guessing that''s a quest," Harvard shook his head and rushed at his top speed towards the ck hooded man. "I''ll help you madam!"


    [Quest epted]


    [Save the thief''s loot!]


    [An innocent women got robbed so another woman could put food on the table. However, she got robbed before she could sell her prize at auction! Get her loot back and she''ll reward you generously!]


    ''I can''t believe this is a real quest," Harvard jumped into the air and kicked with all his might at the running thief.


    To be honest, it was a level 10 quest, and his speed was much faster than the thief. He turned around with shocked eyes before a foot hit him in the side of the face!


    Badoink!


    The thief hit a bench and dropped the snatched ck purse and Harvard reached down to pick it up. He smiled, and let the thief run off before he turned around and looked at the blue eyed maiden. She had beautiful golden skin with straight blonde hair folded up in a bnn and cute round sses. She also had a button nose that made her look exceptionally pretty. He smiled and handed her the purse.


    "Thank you! I get robbed so many times a day. You have no idea," The NPC smiled and pointed Harvard over to a dark ally. "However, you''re in luck! I was just about to deliver the purse! Would you like to meet my boss?"


    [Quest Update: Doorway to a new hidden ss]


    [Difficulty: F-]


    [Merry has invited you to meet her boss and see what he has to offer. Do you have the courage to follow her? Yes / No?]


    "ept!" Harvard followed after Merry and walked towards the dark alley and watched her knock on a tavern. She had on a ck dress with a small white cape that stopped at her blue jeans. She didn''t seem like an ordinary NPC. Most NPCs delivered one liners, but she wouldn''t stop talking.


    "I ripped my pants earlier today,"


    "Oh," Harvard replied while she knocked on the door.


    "I had to buy new pants, and then only had jeans. I''m embarrassed. I could tell you looked a few times and scolded me internally. When I get rich, I promise to buy more loose fitting clothes!"


    "I didn''t look for that reason." Harvard cleared his throat as she knocked on the wooden door. A man came to it that had a muscr frame and big, bulging muscles with a ck tunic. He had a little bit of grey hair on his forehead, and had his brow tensed down to his nose. "Anyways, does he know you?"


    "She''s our number 1 client. Who the hell are you?" Therge man pulled out a dagger and thrust it towards Harvard. ""You letting this dipshit in, Merry?"


    "He stole back my loot that I stole," Merry grabbed Harvard''s hands and pulled him inside the tavern. A bar tender to the right waved at her while two men punched each other in the face!


    "Don''t mind them. They probably are bing friends." Merry waved over to a seat in front of a man in ck armor. You couldn''t see his head or his eyes because he had on a ck hood. However, there was an ominous glint in his eye that could be vaguely seen under the darkness of his hooded attire. "Ha, this is great! Come meet the nicest man you''ll ever meet! He''s a little bit scary, but he''s really powerful."


    Merry sat down in front of the masked man and invited Harvard to sit.


    He sat down and just stared at the masked man for a minute before he finally lifted up a ss and drank from it. The bartender immediately realized his cup was empty and rushed over and poured him a drink.


    "I''m sorry! My mistake!"


    Boom!


    The masked man mmed the bartenders head into the table and then looked up at Harvard. HE sighed and reached up to take off his mask. The entire room turned quiet while his face slowly got revealed.


    "You''re a girl?" Harvard gasped in shock. "Wow, it''s an honor to meet you! Merry told me that you have a quest for me?"


    "Hmph, everyone always thinks the underworld is run by a man. However, King Yama has a lot of cleavage right? Are you really surprised this beautifuldy here is in charge of the ck Fist Tavern? There is not a curve on my beautiful body that can''t live up to any man in this town!"


    "I-I''m a ssy man. A woman wants me to do something, I do it." Harvard grinned widely and took a deep breath. "So, what am I here for?"


    "We have an offer you can''t refuse, right Merry? Or else he has to die?"


    "Yup," Merry held up her thumb. "Well, we won''t kill you, but you''ll regret it forever! All we need you to do is rob the auction house! We heard they are transporting an umon artifact today! If you can steal it without getting caught, you''ll get to have all my boss has to offer!"


    "All of it! You won''t be disappointed! You''ll be the first adventurer to join our ranks!"


    [Quest Update: Rob the ckmarket]


    [Only a fool would dare rob the ckmarket, but only fools can be Phantom Hands]


    [Phantom hands are a ss with the benefits of both assassins and night rebels. They can escape into the darkness, and use powerful poison to defeat their foes!]


    [Difficulty level: D-]


    "I-I''ll try to make you happy," Harvard epted the quest and nodded his head. "However, I have to ask, how many people have tried this quest, and how many peoplepleted it."


    "Merry brings in about 10 adventurers a day, and 9 in 10 never return. 1 in 10 we have to watch getting executed," Sylvia, the guild owner, sighed and waved to the door. "However, we can tell you''re different. You''re the first one today that hasn''t died."


    "I-I don''t like those odds. Can I turn the quest down?"


    "Nope, now let me take you to the ck market!" Merry smiled and grabbed his hand. "Come on! We know you canplete the quest! You''re going to do so great!"


    "I just remembered I have to use the bathroom," Harvard rushed to the exit before a hand grabbed him and pulled him back to the table. "Wait, what happened? I-I''m going to piss if you don''t let me go!"


    "Ghost Adventurers like you can hold it for a long time and bepletely fine," Merry smiled, "Nowe on! Garvis wille with us to make sure you can''t run away!"

 Chapter 7: Attribute Points

    Chapter 7: Attribute Points


    8th ck Market, Silver Alley


    A few dozen guards paced back and forth in front of a wagon getting loaded with treasure. A few bloodmarks also appeared over the guards. He figured they''d killed quite a few yers that tried toplete the quest he received.


    Luckily, Harvard found a window to his right that activated his system window.


    [System Shop avable]


    [Stat points unassigned: 176]


    [System Points: 0]


    Harvard forgot he got that huge windfall of stat points when he fought 10,000 Ghost slimes. He navigated the menu and opened up the stats points. His own stats appeared.


    [Hamlord]


    [Level 18]


    [Exp: 996 / 6096]


    ss 1: None


    [Vitality: 50]


    [Strength: 60]


    [Dexterity: 55]


    [Agility: 40]


    [Intelligence: 45]


    [Attribute points avable: 155]


    ''In most quests, people receive one or two bonus attribute points, but I received 155. That means I probably am ahead of even the top yers in terms of attribute points.''


    Unfortunately, those NPCS guarding the ck market are level 30. They probably have stats in the hundreds. What can I do to make sure I don''t die while robbing them?''


    Each stat did something different. Vitality increased your health, strength increased your damage output while dexterity increased your hand. The other two were pretty much self exmatory. Agility made you faster, and Intelligence increases your ability to learn more spells and techniques if that was your kind of thing.


    "Screw it! I''ll just put 2 / 3rds of my attributes into my vitality stat and 1 /6th and 1/6th into dexterity and vitality! They won''t be able to kill me if I''m fast and have a lot of health!"


    [Hamlord]


    [+ 102 Agility]


    [+ 25 Vitality]


    [+28 Dexterity]


    "You-you ready? You keep staring at the ground like you''re about to die! Don''t worry!" Merry said and patted him on the back. "You''re much higher level than thest people who died!"


    "I got this. I just got to steal one item right?" Harvard gulped and looked at Merry up and down and nodded his head. "If you''re thest sight I see, it wasn''t a bad time."


    "That''s the spirit! Now get them!" Merry screamed and caused the guards to turn towards him. "Rob them blind!"


    "She''s kidding!" Harvardughed and watched the guards turn towards him with disbelief. They had on silver armor and clutched their swords before they looked at him once and saw his armor. After a chuckle, they went back to discussing their life philosophies.


    "I believe all thieves deserve to die!"


    "Agreed, I like watching them hang!" The two guardsughed while Harvard slowly walked over to them. At the same time, he focused on his hands. They indeed felt quite a bit faster.


    ''I just need to take the smallest item when they aren''t looking. Harvard went to the other side of the cart and chimed in. "Yes, all thieves deserve to die! When I was awyer, I got three people the death penalty."


    "Awyer?" One of the guards shook his head. "Heh, I used to be a dancer! The world was my stage!"


    "Oh," Harvard''s hands moved quickly and picked up a small item that glowed green.


    Items rarity could be told by colors. Gray were junk items, white weremon, and green were umon items with the best items being cyan. Of course, he didn''t see any cyan items, but was surprised by his hand speed.


    [Sessfully snatched an umon item!]


    [Small Grail] (Umon)


    [When you drink from this grail, you will gain back 5 percent of your vitality. Can be used once a day!]


    "So what were you saying?" The guard looked at Harvard. "I told you I was a dancer."


    "Oh, I said I used to love to watch dancers! I went whenever my girlfriend stayed outte," Harvard smiled and walked over to the other end of the table. ''Well, maybe I''ll take one more item.''


    [Sessfully snatched an umon item!]


    [Sucessfully snatched a rare item!]


    "As I was saying, I can''t dance here anymore. King Yama talked me into being an NPC Guard. I have to protect this ck market until 10 oclock at night. I only have 2 hours off before I have to sleep! I-I barely have time to eat!"


    "Sounds difficult. I''m sure you''ll be a star one day, and I''ll see you perform," Harvard patted the guard on the shoulder. "It''s been nice talking to you. I''ll buy your items when I get a little more wealthy."


    "Sure, sounds good!" The guard felt a brisk wind against his neck, but ignored it. "Thanks!"


    [Sessful snatch: Guard''s protective pendant!]


    [This is an item only NPCs can wear. However, might be worth a lot on the ck market.]


    "You-you''re amazing! You robbed them blind!" Merryughed when Harvard returned to her side! "Wow, you even took his ne!"


    Harvard turned back and gulped when he realized the guard had heard Macy''s words. He wanted to scream, but he only had time to run!


    "Curse you! I told you my life story, and you robbed me blind! Get back here!"


    Harvard stepped off his back foot and ran at his top speed. Macy could only look on in shock as the guard tried to chase after him.


    "Wow, he''s incredibly fast. No wonder he made a goodwyer! He thought quickly on his toes!"


    Merry smiled and walked back towards the ck Fist Tavern. Even with dozens of guards chasing after Harvard she had a smile on her face.


    "Heh, did I make it too hard for him?" Sheughed and walked towards the tavern. "Well, she did say only the strongest men can be phantom hands. He''ll forgive meter!"


    ###


    Harvard ran into a dark alley and jumped behind a kissing couple.


    He put a few cardboard boxes around him and watched the guards run by. Thank god he put all his points into agility! Not a single guard caught up to him, and not a single arrow hit him on his escape!


    He looked up and observed the couple kissing, and then at the passing guards. They seemed a little bit annoyed at the couple, but it also caused them to avoid the box standing up oddly next to them.


    "He went that way!"


    "Damn it! I was going to dance for that mofo!" The two guards dashed down the street. Harvard sighed and pushed aside the cardboard box before he took onest look at the couple.


    They seemed to be two adventurers locking lips. He sighed and snuck out of the alley before things got too hot between them. After a few minutes, he made it safely to the ck Fist Tavern.


    [Quest Update: Meet Silvia in the back]


    [Merry has got you some clients to buy back your goods.]


    "I wonder who she got," Harvard walked to the back of the tavern and opened the door. To his surprise, the two guards he escape from were sitting at a table with Silvia.


    His heart instantly started to race while his blood started to boil. Was this a settup? Was he going to lose the quest no matter what?


    "Sit down and shut up," Silvia cleared her throat. "What happens next will determine your future, Hamlord!"

 Chapter 8: No Escape

    Chapter 8: No Escape


    "They''d like to buy back what you stole. We''re proud of you, Hamlord. You will make a great Phantom Fist."


    "I had a good feeling about him," One of the guards nodded his head. He took off his ck helmet and smiled with a wistful expression. "He really seemed to be listening when I talked about my dance career. Looks like we don''t have to execute this one Sylvia."


    "I''m confused?" Harvard cleared his throat. He pulled out the brown chair and sat down at the table.


    It was a small table that had four seats in a space that looked like it was full of stolen merchandise. A few orange legendary items seemed to be on the shelves to his right. There had to also be dozens of epic items! Harvard looked at the guards and then at Sylvia. "Let me guess. You own the ck market I stole from?"


    "She doesn''t just own them! She robs all the merchandise we sell!" The guard that told him a story about dancing nodded his head. "Ha, she''s practically considered the 10th most powerful person in Bane Root Kingdom!"


    "My mother knew her way around the king," Slyvia smiled slyly and pointed at the table. "Now show us what you stole, and we''ll buy them back. Then, it''s time for you to rob my father! I''ve been wanting to get something back for years!"


    "I thought-I thought I only needed one quest to unlock the hidden ss," Harvard put the six items he stole on the table. "Do-I do I have a choice in the matter?"


    "We''ll buy these back for one thousand Logram!" Slyvia tossed a small bag at Harvard which hit him because he didn''t want to catch it. He just wanted the hidden ss already, so he could go and level up. "Now, go rob my father! He''ll be happy to meet you!"


    [Quest Update: Rob the Cradle]


    [Slyvia''s father is the 2nd most powerful noble in all of Bane Root Kingdom. He retired after reaching level 80 and has since lived a life of luxury with his dozens of women. However, there has been one item he never gave back to his daughter no matter how much she asked. Please rob a small ne he keeps with him at all times that belonged to her mother.]


    [Difficulty: D-]


    [Failure will amount to loss of the Phantom Hand ss.]


    "I-I don''t like this quest. You-you want me to rob a level 80 person? Are you nuts? How the hell am I going to do that?"


    "I don''t know, but you''re now part of ck Fist Tavern. There is no escape from the Phantom Hands! The only escape is death or sess!"


    "I can dance to that, haha!" The guard got up and started to jig while singing a song. Harvard wanted to hit him with all his might, but he didn''t have that option! He got up and smiled before slowly walking towards the exit. Maybe if he escaped from the town, they couldn''t follow him.


    "Oh, Harvard! I''ll have Merry follow you just so you can''t run away!" Slyvia waved when he turned around and looked from the door. Slyvia had the most gorgeous gold eyes that looked like some of his most notorious clients when he was awyer. She looked nice, but could kill you and probably still sleep at night pretty easily. "She''s beautiful! Consider her your ally in crime until the quest isplete! See you tonight at my father''s mansion!"


    ''I-I have to escape! There is no way I''m going to that damn mansion!''


    ###


    There was no escape.


    Harvard looked to his right and saw Merry in a short ck skirt that hugged her hips so well you could practically see every part of her body. She had on a white top, and looked like a normal human model. Harvard had to remind himself that NPCs probably looked like humans for a reason. It made it easier for ghost Adventurers to approach them, and trick them! The more innocent the NPC looked, the more likely they probably had a nefarious purpose!


    Merry had long slender legs that looked as pure as jade and white as snow. As he looked up her body one time quickly, she even had a perfect back. He wondered if King Yama designed all NPCS to be this beautiful, or she used to look like this in her other life.


    "Wee to Count Sylvester''s Mansion. Do you have an invitation?"


    "Yes," Merry pulled two out of her bag. "This man will be trying to steal from the count tonight! Wish him luck!"


    "I hope not," The guard smiled and pointed at a table. An auction seemed to be going on for some rare items with a few people fighting. "You''re to seat right next to the gentlemen from the Silver Harvest Guild. The Count will be out in a few minutes."

 Chapter 9: Eight Year Bliss Wing

    Chapter 9: Eight Year Bliss Wing


    Harvard sat down on at the white table and listened to two of the yers bickering.


    "She''s hot! Ugh, why is she so hot!"


    "Can I put a bid on that!" The two yersughed while Harvard analyzed the first gentlemen on the right.


    [King Harvest] (Silver Harvest Guild)


    [Level 21]


    [Leaderboard ranking: 10]


    [Reputation: temperamental]


    ''Huh, he clearly likes women,'' Harvard nodded his head and looked at the stage. A female auctioneer walked out with a beautiful golden scale dress on. He couldn''t help but also mutter, ''she''s beautiful'', but that would be an understatement.


    She had brte hair in a bun with two golden eyes that matched her dress. She sure had something important to sell, though, she revealed it by pulling a blue curtain.


    "The first item on sale today is the level 30 Angel Gloves"


    [Angel Gloves] (rare)


    [Level 30]


    [Ability 1: Return]


    [Returns you to the nearest safe location.]


    "The current starting price is 10,000 Lograms. May you stop looking at my cleavage please and just bid already!"


    "50,000 Lograms!"


    "100,000 if you''re included!" King Harvest smiled and turned to look at Harvard. "If she epts, can you lend me 50,000 Lograms? I''ll give you a drink in return."


    "No way," Harvard patted him on the back. "It''s nice to meet you. Any chance you know the count?"


    "Can''t talk. I''m watching!"


    "Sold!" The auctioneer smiled and pped her hands. "That will be 100,000 Lograms. Guards, make sure King Harvest doesn''t escape."


    "Help me bro! Help me!" A hand came from behind King Harvest and pulled him off the table. "It was a joke! I didn''t mean to bid it!"


    "Well, now that the seat is free," An old gentleman sat down next to Harvard. He had arge red cloak with a bronze ne around his wrist. His white gloves also had a few embellishments. He looked loaded enough to buy a. "I''m Count Silvester. I heard you met my daughter. You didn''t do anything to her yet, did you?" He whispered and patted Harvard''s back.


    "Ugh, no sir. She did stuff to me though, haha!" Harvard cleared his throat. "I mean, ugh, she sent me here to buy something at the auction!"


    "It''s time for the second item of the night, an Eight Year Bliss Wing! This beast isn''t just hideous. Oh, the count is here! Hey dad!"


    "Hey daughter! Keep killing it!" Count Silvester smiled and flicked back his long auburn hair. "She came out so well! If I told you I forgot who the mother was, would you believe me?"


    [Snatch failed: opening detected]


    Harvard gulped and put his hand down and smiled at Count Silvester. He tried to reach for the pendant, but before he could he slightly moved.


    ''This will be a battle of wits. I''m sure this man is really smart.''


    "I''m going to get shit drunk!" Count Silvester held up his hand and drew over a waiter in a ck suit. "Get me shit drunk young man! Give one to Harvard on the house."


    ''He knows my name. This is also a bad sign,'' Harvard gulped and looked at the Eight Year Bliss Wing. It looked sort of sad and trapped. He felt the same. Count Silvester seemed like a dangerous opponent.


    "You know! I feelpletely at ease with you Harvard! So how''s Sylvia? I have people follow her all the time, but she always escapes! I''ll pay you 1 million Lograms to get close to her."


    "Can you give me that amulet? She wants it back," Harvard just decided to shoot his shot. "I mean, you don''t have to hahaha! Just if you want."


    "I will. In exchange for you taking a quest! Get into my daughter''s inner circle, and tell me everything about her love life! Do you hear me."


    [New Quest: Stalk Sylvia]


    [Sylvia''s father Silvester has been trying to get in contact and spy on his daughter for years, but she always escapes when he tried! Will you stalk her better than anyone ever stalked her before? Give him details about her love life, and you will not regret it!]


    [Quest update: You''ve gotten the Count''s ne.]


    [Return to Sylvia to receive a reward.]


    ''This is too easy. I feel like I''m the cage of a beast."


    "Last call for the Eight Year Bliss Wng! 30,000 Lograms going once twice"


    "40,000" Harvard mmed his hand on the table! "For the count! For the best noble to ever serve this country!" Harvard smiled and turned to look at the count. He''d fallen asleep. "Nevermind! I changed my mind!"


    "Do you have it, or death?" The auctioneer walked towards him with a cage. When she walked, every guy turned predictably to follow her pleasant shaped bum. "King Harvest is currently paying his toll. Are you next?"


    "I''m good for it," Harvard offered her 41,000 Lograms with a trade box.


    [Trade epted]


    [Congrattions: You''ve received the Eight Year Bliss Wing!]


    [Eight Year Bliss Wing]


    [level 22]


    [Abilities: Morph]


    [Transform into a foe and randomly learn one of their abilities.]


    [Stalk]


    [Disappear for 3 minutes in a single spot. Nothing can spot you once this skill is activated. Only works if you don''t remove. Remember!]


    "What happened!" Count Silvester woke up. "Damn it! Show thest item already."


    "And our final item for the auction''s starting price is one hundred thousand Lograms! Are you all ready to see the most spectacr weapon ever?"


    ###


    "Man, what a rip off!" Harvard walked back towards Sylvia''s. "I had 250,000 Lograms and now I have zero! I-I just can''t say no to shinny things! No more auctions, Harvard!"


    Harvard bought some stupid sword. A few people followed him afterwards, but he outran them.


    "Let''s see," Harvard took it out of its sheathe. "Nothing too special here."


    [de of Endless Sorrow] (Cursed) (Rare)


    [Level 25]


    [Attack: 15]


    [Attack speed: 200]


    [Ability 1 : Eternal Pierce: Decreases all your defense by 200% in exchange for plus 200% piercing.]


    [Ability 2: Conqueror''s Thrust: Every attack has a .3 percent chance of instant ughter. Even against a world boss, there is still a .003 percent chance of killing them instantly.]


    [System input: Curse can be removed in exchange for one Quest]


    [Would you like to view quest?]


    "I have enough going on right now," Harvard walked back into the Tavern. "Sylvia! Are you here?"


    "She''s in the back waiting for you. Be prepared. She heard you talked to her father. She''s upset." The bartender said before a man turned around and nodded his head.


    "Very upset." The man with a brown mask said, who also happened to be the man who turned round.


    "You might die," The bartender smiled and waved Harvard towards behind the bar. He wanted to run, but the muscr framed man from earlier had already blocked all the exits.


    ''I-I don''t know what I did to deserve this! What his happening! I just wanted a ss! Not to be put in the middle of a family fracas! Help me! Something please good happen!''


    Harvard opened the door to the back of the warehouse and immediately noticed a girl had been tied up in the back. She had a bag over her head, and a somewhat familiar body. However, Harvard couldn''t put a finger on it. Something about the cleavage seemed so familiar.


    "She-she tried to steal from us," Sylvia tossed an apple at the table. "However, I''m too depressed to kill her. I-I had no idea my beautiful busty sister would be at the event today. That golden girl always earned father''s affections."


    "Hewlp! Hewlp!" The girl screamed. Harvard looked at her once. He only knew one girl that talked like that.


    "By any chance, before we talk more. Can you remove that girl''s bag over her head?" Harvardughed and sat down at the table. "I-I have something for you."


    "I was watching you from the window. I know he gave you the ne. So what? I stalked you!"


    "Oh, can you read lips," Harvardughed and dropped the amulet down at the table. "Haha, but other than that. Is the quest over."


    "Your nightmare just began," Sylvia wiped a tear from her eye, and mmed her hand into the table. "Do you think life is easy! You have to suffer before you get what you want! Look at me! I''m crying! Wah! Wah!"


    "Go and rob some people! 100 people! Make sure they don''t find out you did it! Kill 3 as well! Take the girl outside and start with her or not! I don''t care!"


    [Quest Update: Rob them blind]


    [Sylvia wants you to rob 100 different people and kill a few while you''re at it! Start with the girl and take her outside! Whether she lives or dies is your choice!]


    [Mission Difficulty: D]


    ''I-I thought this was to get a ss with the skill to rob. How am I supposed to rob without stealth? What am I supposed to just hide behind a tree?'' Harvard could tell Clyvia was feeling temperamental. After breaking the table, she went out and punched the bartender. After his tooth fell out of his mouth, he knew he had to leave.


    "Come on, Miss. We got to go," Harvard grabbed the femaledy by the wrist. Even her skin felt familiar. "It''s time to take you to a very dark ce."

 Chapter 10: Stalk Skill

    Chapter 10: Stalk Skill


    Harvard walked out to a tree and took out his level 3 slime conqueror sword.


    He also took out the Eight Year Bliss Wing out of his inventory and set it down in its cage. It had been put to sleep, and didn''t make as much noise as the girl he tied to the tree.


    "Hamlord! Help me! Help me!" The girl screamed. "Plwease! I''m fun to squeeze! Mister! Please don''t kill me!"


    "May Tape?" Harvard face palmed himself. "Is that you?"


    "Ywes!" May Tape screamed. "Oh no! Are you a debt collector! How did you find me? I''m sorry! I just needed to buy something at auction, okay! Please! Please let me go!"


    "It''s Hamlord!" He removed her head from her bag. "Ugh, I could tell by the bouncy quality of your upper body. Very hard to miss," Harvard sighed and let her go from her binds. "Now, if I let you leave, what will happen?"


    "Harvard, I owe you my life! Wait, did we get followed?" May Tape looked at Harvard. "There is something over there! It''s staring at us!"


    "That''s just the Eight Year Bliss Wing I bought," Harvard face palmed himself again. "Can you hide behind the bushes. I need to do something in private."


    "I-I have to go anyway. I need to retry my quest," May Tape rushed off happily and ran back to the town. Harvard couldn''t help but imagine where he''d see her again soon. Maybe next time she''d being hanged and he''d have to save her.


    [Eight Year Bliss Wing can be fused in the evolution cage.]


    [Current evolution slots avable 1 / 3]


    [Would you like to fuse with the Eight Year Bliss Wing!]


    ''Yes!''


    [Fusion starting]


    [Slow count down beginning: 15...14...13...]


    "I''m glowing. Is this normal?" Harvard looked down at his body, and noticed he didn''t feel so good. "I-I can''t feel my legs! More so than normally! What''s happening!"


    [Fusionmencing. Restructuring Host Physique]


    [You have gained 1 centimeter of height!]


    [+3 Strength]


    [+10 agility!]


    [Fusion Complete!]


    [You learned the skills Mutate and Stalk!]


    "That-that''s it?" Harvard looked down at the cage. The Eight Year Bliss Wing had gone to a better ce and probably died during the fusion. "Well, time to do the quest!"


    ###


    Sylvia snuck outte at night from the tavern and inn she owned.


    Harvard followed after her through dozens of dark alleys until he arrived at a small little bar. He pulled down his ck mask and sat down at a table a few meters from her.


    ''She''s not noticing me. Something must be really bothering her.'' Harvard hadn''t had to use stalk yet. She had to be the easiest person to follow in all of history. She never looked back, and kept her head down and asionally paused after crossing the street to stare up at the stars.


    The night was very pretty tonight, and Harvard enjoyed looking at her from a distance. She had on a tight white dress tonight and the same golden hair as her sister. However, she kept it messy. Maybe because her sister always kept it pure.


    "Wee back! Today, we will be having a ro performance!"


    "Woohoo!" Sylvia pped! "Bring me a drink!"


    "On the house!" A handsome man with arge mustache that looked like a birds wings dropped a pint. "d to see you back. You want to act today?"


    ''I think I''m on to something. She''s embarrassed to be a girl since she''s in charge of the ck Fist Tavern! Her father was mistaken."


    "Hey, what you looking at?" Sylvia tossed a knife right between a man''s pants. Harvard immediately changed his assessment. "Can''t you see I''m waiting for someone! Don''t block the entranceway!"


    ''She''s dangerous," Harvard took more notes for her father. "Is waiting for a man. She doesn''t like it when people block the door for this man. She looks nice it gold.''


    "Oh, a man ising!" Harvard took more notes! "I wonder who it is!"


    "Sylvia! You''re here!" A woman in a ck cape ran into the room. Harvard took the time to reach out across the table.


    [Snatchplete]


    [You''ve gotten a basic gold ring.]


    [Worth 5 Lograms.]


    [1 / 100 theftspleted]


    "I could do better,'' Harvard tossed the ring out the window. "Now, time for the great reveal!"


    "Kiss me! Mmmm, I''m so sorry my sister dated you because I wanted her to!" The actress on stage kissed the male lead. "Mmmm! Love both of us!"


    "Not the best writing," Harvard got up and went to another table. He noticed a nice sword in front of a ck haired NPC.


    [Snatchplete!]


    [You''ve acquired a Busted de]


    [Worthless]


    [2 / 100 theftspleted]


    ''I''ll just put that back,'' Harvard sighed and tried to get a good view of the masked person. Luckily, Sylvia leaned forward and puckered her lips. The other person had to take off his mask right.


    "Oh, no! You can''t break up with me!"


    Smack!


    On the stage, the actress hit the lead actor, and the curtains closed. Sylvia leaned forward and gently peeled back the person''s mask.


    ''Well, I wasn''t expecting that,'' Harvard gulped when he saw a beautiful woman kissing what appeared to be another beautiful woman. "Huh, she likes women. I''ll write that down."


    ###


    Harvard activated Stalk in the women''s bathroom in the corner. He waited patiently for the two girls toe out of their respective stalls.


    Swirl! Swirl!


    "How was that? You think I can get the part?" Sylvia came out and washed her hands. She identally hit Harvard in the face, but then just pulled out a wiping rag. "Am I good enough for the kissing scene yet?"


    "Something is missing. You need to find love," The other women came out. She had on a ck tight skirt and arge ck jacket. Her cleavage was just big enough that she had to be careful when washing her hands. "Your father has been wanting you to marry a man for a while right?"


    [Stalk time remaining: 1:56]


    ''Not enough time! Why didn''t I think this through!'' Harvard started to sweat and nodded his head. ''I''ll be fine! They can''t take too long in the bathroom right?''


    "Practice again?"


    "Not Yet. I need time," Sylvia pointed at the corner. "However, let''s practice the third scene!"


    "Please no! Don''t let anything else bad happen!"


    Boom!


    The door swung open and a girl in a white shirt rushed in and ran into a stall. She had tears in her eyes, and was covered with sweat.


    "Swave me! I''m getting chased!"


    "No way!" Harvard started to tremble. "Not this bathroom! Why this bathroom!"


    Harvard watched Sylvia make eye contact with May before sparks started to fly through the air. They both instantly paled while something seemed to ur he couldn''t understand. He imagined a chat box.


    [Understanding between two girls acquired!]


    [One girl has been caught acting.]


    [The other stealing!]


    [Agreeement reached! Ignore each other!]


    "Who was that!" The female partner of Sylvia said. "She''s getting chased. Who''d dare chase her here?"


    "I don''t know," Sylvia grabbed the woman''s lips. "But I love you! I love you Lindon! I love you with all my heart!"


    "Passable. More emotion."


    The two girls kept talking and going between different scenes while Harvard tried to remain stationary in the corner.


    [10 seconds remaining till Stalk deactivates.]


    [9 seconds]


    ''Please! Please something good happened.'' Harvard prayed while he sat in the corner.


    "How about one more kissing scene?" Sylvia crossed her arms. "I want him to love me! I want to get the part!"


    "Yes, close your eyes!" Harvard looked down at his hands. They no longer were invisible! In fact, he could be seen!

 Chapter 11: Central City

    Chapter 11: Central City


    "Mmmmm, I loved that," Sylvia pulled back after another kiss. "Will I get the part?"


    "Nope, but did you notice the door just swung open."


    "I didn''t" Sylvia replied to her partner. "It''s probably just the wind. Round 3?"


    Harvard took a deep breath and ran as fast as he could back to the local inn. He payed 1000 Lograms for the nicest room he could get, and jumped down on the bed.


    [Mission Update: Return the quest to Count Silvester!]


    "Never! Never doing that again! Omg! What a rush, haha!" Harvard wiped his sweat off his forehead. "I never had to observe women kissing so up close before! I wonder what will happen next!"


    [May Tape has requested your current location.]


    [Would you like to send her your coordinates?]


    "Sure," Harvard took a deep breath. "Now all I have to do is rob people tomorrow and I''ll be all set!"


    "Can Ie in!" May Tape knocked on the door. "I''m being chased! I''m on the run!"


    "This-this is the third time today," Harvard opened the door for May and immediately mmed it shut. "What happened?"


    "I-I need a bawth! I''m dirty from trying to steal from a gardener!" May Tape mmed the bathroom door shut. "Naw, no peaking! Pwrivacy!"


    "It''s my bathroom," Harvard grumbled and looked around the room. "Oh well, at least the bed splits in half. I guess we can both sleep here."


    Harvard took a deep breath and smiled. It had been an eventful two weeks. He''d killed 10,000 ghost slimes and got to see a woman''s bathroom. He''d never imagined they looked just like a guys bathroom but without the urinals.


    [New System Mission is avable.]


    [New Hidden ss has been discovered!]


    [Would you like to see, Y / N?]


    ###


    "Yes" Harvard had nothing to lose. Bing a phantom hand had been impossible, so could it really get much harder?


    [System Quest Granted]


    [Unlock the Ultimate Midnight Ruler ss]


    [A small letter has been put in your inventory that needs to be delivered to the Midnight King. You will have to through mountains, valleys, and defeat monstrous beasts to even knock on his door! You will not be disappointed when you arrive at your destination!]


    [Mission Difficulty: F-]


    ''If it''s so difficult, why is it rated F-? I''ll have more trouble getting the bathroom tonight."


    Harvard walked over to the bed and separated the mattress into two pieces.


    He sighed and looked at the bed.


    [Master Bed]


    [Durability 500 / 500]


    [This bed has never been used by any man]


    ''I''m tired." Harvard yawned and copsed onto the bed. "May! I separated the mattresses! Shut the lights off when you''re out of the tub!"


    "I''m scared. Can we sleep with the w-lights on?"


    "You mean the lights?" Harvardughed and put a pillow over his head. "Sure, just get dressed ande out. See you in the morning!"


    ###


    Harvard turned over and looked at a fully dressed May. She pulled down a green skirt and smiled at herself in the mirror.


    "Today, I''m going to rob a farmer! IF that doesn''t work, a beggar might!"


    "Good luck with that," Harvard couldn''t help but wonder if she changed in the room while he was sleeping. He got up and went to the basin to wash his face. "However, before you do that, you want to help me on a dangerous Quest!"


    "Sure, ugh, but after I change this bra! It''s too tight!"


    "I''ll wait outside," Harvard blushed and decided to just go down to the lobby. He smiled at the front desk worker and then opened his Quest Window.


    [Current Quests] [3/6]


    [Rob them Blind] [D]


    [Return the Quest to Count Selvester] [D-]


    [Unlock the Ultimate Midnight Ruler ss] [F-]


    ''Ugh, I guess I''ll return the Quest to Count Selvester, and rob a few people on the way.'' Harvard looked across the lobby and saw May falling down the stairs. All of a sudden, he didn''t want to walk with her outside anymore.


    "Heh, well, I''m ready!" May Tape fixed her green top and rushed to Harvard. "Where are we going."


    "Somewhere incredibly dangerous. If it gets bad, you might have to run."


    ###


    "Wee! Wee to the Midnight King''s Nightmare za!" An NPC in a white suit with blue stripes on his sleeves and a slender frame jumped up and down. "Are you brave enough to go through mountains, valleys, and defeat vicious monsters in order to meet the Midnight King? Only 150 Lograms for a chance to find him!"


    Harvard stared in disbelief at the haunted house that doubled as a mini-golf course. It really did have valleys, hills, and monsters, but mostly was just an overpriced tourist attraction for couples and children.


    [Midnight King''s Nightmare za]


    [Mini Golf Difficulty C-]


    [Cost for one round of mini golf, 200 Lograms]


    "I-I knew you liked me!" May blushed and grabbed Harvard''s arm. "Well, you are kind of cute However, this isn''t a date!"


    "Hey, what ar e you guys doing here?" Alpha Thunder tapped Harvard and May on the back. "Why do both of you not have a ss yet? It''s almost week 3. Me and the guild are about to go to Central City."


    Central City was a ce where most yers went over level 25 to find dungeons. Dungeons came in many difficulties from F rank dungeons to S rank dungeons with 5 yer, 10 yer, and 100 yer dungeon raids also avable.


    Central City was also exactly in the center of Kart95. It had arge train station known as Central Glory station with overpriced tickets and the worst food no one would ever buy. All guilds wanted to buy a guild House near Central Glory Square because doing so would allow them to teleport to Central Glory from anywhere else in the.


    Unfortunately, there were only 10 guild houses in Central City, and hundreds of guilds about to kill each other in an attempt to im them. To get one of those guild houses, first you had toplete the Unlimited Guild Association''s Quest, which entailed beating some impossible monster. Harvard wasn''t too invested in it.


    "We will meet you there!" May Tape smiled. "I just have to rob a farmer first! However, Harvard is taking me on a romantic date because I changed in front of him this morning!"


    "It''s a coincidence!" Harvard replied, and shook his head. "Absolutely not a date!"


    "Yo! Alpha Thunder! Stop wasting time! They''re about to catch up to us!" An extremely gawky man with long slender arms fixed his silver broken sses. His screen name was Kite Thunder, and he had lightning bolts on his white armor with a high voice. "Come on man! Bros before Hoes!"


    "I-I''m sorry. Got to run! ept my friend request, losers!" Alpha Thunder disappeared towards the train station. Harvard sighed, and epted his friend request.


    [Alpha Thunder is now your friend!]


    "Sorry about what he said, May. You''re not a hoe." Harvard turned and looked where May had been, but she seemed to have already started waiting in line for the haunted house. A few hundred children jumped up and pped waiting for a chance to meet the Midnight King. It looked like they were children of NPCs. One busty blonde NPC pped a man next to her in the face, and screamed "you cheater" before she stole her son from his hands.


    ''Wow, you can have children in this expansion pack. I had no idea.'' Harvard looked up and down at May Tape''s body a few times and then stopped at her back. She had a very sexy back. "Nah, never going to happen!"

 Chapter 12: Ultimate Midnight Ruler

    Chapter 12: Ultimate Midnight Ruler


    [Wee to Midnight King''s Haunted House!]


    [Difficulty level: F-]


    [Several Monsters will attack you! Defeat the previous high record in order to see the Midnight King!]


    [Current record: 1 minute :56 seconds]


    [Please wait your turn to enter.]


    "Are you serious?" Harvard coughed and watched a child bitch p a small monster called an Orange Bee Man. It was really just an NPC dressed in a bee costume.


    [Orange Bee Man] (NPC)


    [Level 3]


    [Inner thoughts; ''This is the worst modda fudding job ever! Somebody just kill me! Kill me!]


    "Hah, I''m so d you took me here today." May rolled up her sleeves. "I got to rob a child! Now I can finally be an assassin!"


    "Miss give her back her lollypop! Please!"


    "Never!" May Tape tossed it in her mouth! "I''ll pay you twenty lograms to let me steal it! It''s wet with my germs now! It will never taste the same again!"


    "I''m sorry. She''s trying to be an assassin," Harvard tossed out twenty Lograms and tossed them at the father of the small child. They both had blonde hair and the same white suit on, and both looked like their hearts had been robbed from the cradle. "However, I don''t think paying for an over priced lollypop will count forpleting your mission!"


    "Next! Next in line!" The man at the front of the line opened the silver turnstyle and let Harvard enter in by himself. "Miss! You''e been specially selected to meet the Midnight King! No need to wait in line!"


    "Really?!" May Tape tossed the lollypop into the boys hair. "Yes, you can have it back kid."


    "I''ll get revenge!" The little boy held up his fist and tossed the blue lollipop out of his hair. "Your just like the bullys in my school! I''ll make you all pay!" The little boy pointed at Harvard and said "You two asshole" as he walked inside. He couldn''t believe it, the girl that couldn''t steal a penny got invited to meet the Midnight King.


    "Hurry up. This is Orange Bee Man''sst shift. He''s a little bit tired."


    "I''m hitting back this damn time! Come at me motha fudda! I''ll get you!"


    Harvard took a deep breath and pulled out his slime conqueror''s sword. It was time. It was time to set the new record!


    Swoosh!


    Harvard smacked the orange bee man right across the jaw into another bee hiding behind a pir. The room had a few pirs with bees running between them. There was also a funny sun backdrop on a cheap cloth with a few badly painted monsters on them.


    ''Cheap! This ce is seriously Cheap!'' Harvard kicked another Orange Bee Man in the face. "You guys are ripping people off! This is a travesty!"


    "Over here! Man!" A level 10 NPC in a bee costume tossed a dagger at Harvard. "You''ll pay! You''r going to pay!"


    "Max speed!" Harvard arrived and kicked the NPC in the face. "Who''s next! Bring them at me!"


    "It''s a small ride. Congrats on the new record." The ride operator smiled and pointed Harvard to behind the cheap badly drawn sun picture. One of the monsters had a single eye that had been drawn crooked and it looked pretty funny. "The Midnight King will meet you now. Just go past the curtain and upstairs to the second floor."


    "Thank you!" Harvard cleared his throat and looked back at ten passed out men in orange bee costumes. A few had bad bruises on their cheeks. "You guys did a wonderful job! I appreciate your work!"


    "Screw you, man!" Harvard smiled and ignored the bees.


    He walked through the curtain and found himself inside of a rundown mansion with a bannister that led up to the second stairs. To his surprise, a beautiful woman, though, seemed to be crying in the corner. He looked at her to examine her condition.


    [Count Victoria] (1st Noble)


    [Level 85]


    [Reputation: Blood Thirsty Murderer]


    "I-I think I''ll avoid her," Harvard whistled and walked up the stairs. "Now where the hell is May?"


    ###


    "If you want to steal, you have to deceive your victims!" A man with long white hair that went well past his legs nodded his head with a smile. He had on a ck suit and arge monocle covering both of his eyes that bnced on his nose. "Now try and rob me again, but this time wiht more effort!"


    "Ywes!" May nodded her head. "I''ll make sure to use my chest more this time!"


    "What did I walk into?" Harvard pushed open the door to the small study on the 2nd floor. "I''m sorry, May. I''lle backter!"


    "Stop! Come in! Come in! My new student is working hard to rob me! Maybe she should practice on you first!" the Midnight King shook his head. "Remember, use your weapons! Keep his eyes upied!"


    "Hoho, my weapons are distracting aren''t they?" May Tape walked over to Harvard and smiled. "Don''t look at my hand Harvard. Look at the white shirt."


    "You''re going for my back pocket. You failed!" Harvard shook his head. "Anyways, Midnight King. Wait, where did he go."


    "This is how you steal," The Midnight King tossed a lollypop out of Harvard''s back pocket. Wait that wasn''t even his! "I got your lollypop back and came back just in time to put it in Harvard''s pocket and steal it!"


    [Midnight King]


    [Level 156]


    [Temperament: No one knows]


    ''How does my system not know his temperament! Are you kidding me?'' Harvard took a deep breath. "Anyways, Midnight King. Have you heard of the Ultimate Midnight Ruler ss?"


    "I do. I take it you''re here to kill me?" The Midnight King quickly drew a dagger and put it against May''s peach neck. "Don''t try! I''ll kill her first!"


    "I-I wouldn''t dream," Harvard''s eye twitched in disbelief. "I-I just got a quest. I had to find you."


    "Oh, well, May. Go steal some candy from children!"


    "Ywes!" May Tape rushed out the door and bowed. She seemed to have changed. When did she change. She had on a green dress before and an orange dress now. He watched her beautiful body run down the hallway before Harvard shook his head.


    "Anyways, can you help me be a Midnight Ruler?" Harvard gently bowed his head. "Please, I''ll do any quest you want."


    "Sure, however, just warning you! There will be a long chain of quests that have to bepleted! You''d have more fun watching paint dry." the Midnight King held out his hand and shook his head. He now had two lollipops in his hand. Where did the second onee from? "It-it''s worth it in the long run, but terrible in the short run!"


    "I''m sure it can''t be that bad," Harvardughed. "I was going to have to rob 100 people for this other quest. How bad can it be?"


    ###


    "Damn, this is bad!" Harvard opened the quest prompt! "This is a thousand times worse!"


    [Quest Update: Unlock the Ultimate Midnight Ruler]


    [The midnight ruler is a person that will be able to rob a person blind without them knowing! He can appear in two ces, and steal from children without dropping a sweat! Changing items stats as well? It''s totally possible! You can never underestimate his abilities! He can do almost everything if no one is around to see it!]


    ''What the hell does that mean. Can do almost everything if no one is around to see it.'' Harvard scrolled down to the requirements.


    [Rob 1,000 Umon items]


    [Rob 10000 Common items]


    [Rob 50 Rare items]


    [Rob 1 Noble''s Wife] (Just kidding]


    [Rob 1 Noble''s safe]


    ''Screw this. I''m definitely not doing it! I''ll just go to Central City after I be a Phantom Hand. I''ll just rob 100 people first, and see what happens.''


    ###


    Four weekster,


    Harvard walked into the ck Tavern. He had arge white that extended well passed his waist. He had a ck hood on his body, and scared away all the paying customers.


    May Tape put down a pint of alcohol that she stole for free and smiled at Harvard. She''d gotten the regr Midnight Ruler ss three weeks ago. All she had to do is buy a lollypop, and she was all set.


    "How many items left?" Sylvia asked? "How many more rare items."


    "Zero, I got them all," Harvard mmed down an empty ss. "All I need to do is rob one noble! I''m almost there! I''m almost to the finale!"


    "Ugh, I don''t feel so good," May almost fainted after dripping one sip of alcohol. She fell onto Harvard''sp and smiled when looking up into his eyes. "Hehe, wow, you''re so handsome when I''m drunk! Don''t take advantage of me o''kawie?"


    "She said okay. I understand it," Slyvia pointed at the map. "Unfortunately, Harvard, most yers are already passed Central Cty! You''re waiting a lot of time on this one mission!"


    "To be king, you sometimes must be left behind! Time to rob a Noble''s safe! I also have to see your father so it will be a two in one stop!"


    Harvard had gotten closer to Sylvia in thest few weeks, and she sort of let him stalk her, sort of. She had qualified for a y called The Golden Rose. Her father was going to sneak in tomorrow, but he already told her about it.


    [Quest Complete: Backstab Count Silvester!]


    [+1000 Experience]


    [One key to Count Silvester''s safe]


    ''Now, all I have to do is when he goes out tonight get passed his wife! I''m sure it will be easy!'' Harvard smiled and rubbed back May''s beautiful brown hair had a few pieces of candy in it from kids that attacked her. He ignored it and gently dropped her on the bar. "Heh, you ready for your y tonight, Sylvia?"


    "Slyvia? Where''d you go?" Harvard shook his head and walked towards the exit. "Whatever! Tonight will go really well! I''m sure it will go fantastic!"

 Chapter 13: Gold Digger

    Chapter 13: Gold Digger


    Count Silvester''s Mansion


    "It''s her! What''s she doing here?" Harvard put his back against a bark covered tree. "It''s Count Victoria again! How did she level up so fast?"


    [Count Victoria]


    [Level 90]


    [Reputation: Looking to Kill]


    "Does she know Count Silvester? Why does she have to be guarding the entranceway that leads right to his safe!"


    Harvard thought about his two choices. Option 1, try and sneak around 1 Count Victoria or Option 2 sneak around 200 level 50 Night Rebels.


    ''I''ll go for Option 3! I''ll try and talk to her!''


    Harvard took a deep breath and looked out from behind the tree. He couldn''t believe it. Merry, who she hadn''t seen in two weeks, seemed to be delivering something!


    "This is perfect! It''s my chance!"


    Harvard rushed out of the bushes and dived behind a anotherrger bush and peaked out. Merry handed Count Victoria the letter and suddenly she seemed to get upset. She then looked focused and started looking around watchfully. Like she was looking for a thief.


    ''There is no way. No way Silvia would tell Merry that I''m going to rob her father''s safe, right? I promised her I''d steal it and then put it back tomorrow!"


    Harvard looked up at the window and broke the ss quietly before he pulled the window open, and rushed inside.


    Swoosh!


    Harvard still had the average agility of most level 30 yers, so he made it to the safe in under a minute. A few guards didn''t notice him because they seemed to be watching Silvia''s performance on a television.


    "Thank god! You''ll do great during the kissing scene!" Harvard took out the key and prepared to put it in the safe. He felt his confidence rising! This was the moment he''d been waiting for.


    "It''s finally time! It''s finally time to bring home the bacon!"


    "I caught you pig!" Count Victoria screamed. "Put your hands up in the air, right now!"


    ###


    "I''m sorry! I''m sorry!" Harvard dropped down on his knees in front of the safe. "Silvia told me to do it?"


    "Who are you? What are you doing here?" Count Silvia wiped the sweat off her head. "Merry brought over a pig to cook a celebration. I finally caught it."


    "I-I''m here to help clean the safe." Harvard wiped the sweat from his head. "Count Silvester isn''t supposed to know. I''m doing it for his birthday."


    "Hmmm, okay. Dinner will be ready at 10 PM! Come watch the show after you''re done cleaning out the safe!" Count Silvia winked and tossed a pig over her shoulder. "Hahaha! Oink all you want loser! You''re getting roasted!"


    Oink! Oink! Oink!


    "I-I feel bad for the pig, and lucky to be alive," Harvard opened the safe. "Now let''s see what''s inside!"


    ###


    [Congrattions, you''ve found the Midnight Ruler''s Mask!]


    [You''vepleted the Quest, Unlock the Legendary Midnight Ruler''s ss!]


    [+50 Dexterity]


    [+100 Agility]


    [+20 Vitality]


    [+50,000 experience]


    [You''ve leveled up 4x to level 22!]


    ''Wow, it''s over! The nightmare is over!'' Harvard put on the mask, and looked into the mirror. "He blinked a few times. He couldn''t see the mask. "Wait, where the hell did the mask go! I just spent 3 weeks trying to get this damn thing!"


    "Congrattions!" Merry climbed into the window. "Nowe on! Let''s go downstairs! Count Silvester is going to be so d he finally got someone to wear that damn thing."


    "What do you mean?" Harvard gulped and looked in the mirror. Oh god! This was a trick wasn''t it? Wasn''t it?"


    "Count Silvester''s father is the Midnight King. I won''t tell you more than that," Merry winked and grabbed Harvard''s hand. "Nowe on! May got a small part in the show as well! She''s right, front and center!"


    "Huh, it''s over. My week of robbing rare items and selling them back to other merchants to steal them again is over?"


    Harvard walked down stairs and over to the couch. "I-I have one question. What''s the difference between the Midnight Ruler and the Legendary Midnight Ruler?"


    "The mask on your head," Merry jumped down on the couch. Nowe on! May! It''s your time! It''s your damn time to shine girl! It''s just one line! Don''t mess it up!"


    ###


    May Tape looked out at Sylvia kissing the male lead.


    She was behind arge brick wall and had chains around her so she couldn''t mess up her line.


    "That''s that!" May tape said with a smile, "They kissed a lot and had babies!"


    "You''re supposed to say it''s over!"


    "You suck!" Two audience members tossed tomatoes at May. "What the hell! We paid 100 Lograms! This is highway robbery!"


    "My daughter is performing! I''ll kill you all if you don''t sit down!" A man in a ck mask screamed and mmed down his hand. "Don''t make me kill you!"


    "And that''s the show for the day" Sylvia smiled and muttered to herself. "Thanks dad!"


    ###


    Harvard bought the most expensive room he could as a treat for himself.


    He''d made 2 million Lograms in thest 2 weeks. He may be near the bottom of the pack in terms of level, but at least he had the most Lograms!


    In Central City, pretty much all of the yers had reached level 30, and were starting to work on their second ss. Alpha Thunder had pretty much given up on him, and had a full guild. The only one he still had was May Tape. However, she reached level 28 when he was robbing the ck markets.


    "Ugh, that show sucked. Everyone did a bad job except me!"


    "How''d you find my room," Harvard sighed and crossed his arms. May Tape had been robbing him blind for thest three weeks. He bought her everything, food, shelter, clothes. Paid for her candy removed operations. "Just so you know. Tomorrow I''m going to seriously try and level up! I''m going to Central City! Are you going to stay here?"


    "I''m a gold digger, baby. You''re my favorite bank," May Tape jumped on the bed.


    Harvard had to admit her honesty really surprised him. He took a quick look at her in her tight orange burgundy dress, and her leather shoes. He''d bought those for her at a ck market he robbed blind. Stopping at her brte hair, he peered at her almost transparent skin and took a deep breath.


    ''She''s forgetting I''m here again,''


    Harvard opened up her stat window."


    [May Tape]


    [Level 28]


    [Reputation: In Love]


    [Thinking about Harvard]


    [System extra information avable: Currently being initiated into a dangerous Guild!]


    ''Dangerous Guild. Is she in love with the leader of that guild?'' Harvard thought and looked at her beautiful body up and down. He noticed a few cuts on her legs. Did they do something to her already?


    "I-I''m thinking about you," May smiled. "Those two beds are awfully far away. Since you bought me this ne. I never stop smiling! However, I also have to go away tomorrow to a dangerous ce. This is yourst night to see me for a while?"


    "What do you mean, dangerous ce? Does it have to do with that guild?" Harvard had the information from the system, so why not use it right? "Tell me everything!"


    "I can''t. Nice guess, though," May pushed the two beds together. It was a Supreme Bed tonight with 1000 Durability. "Now, can you at least tell me you''ll miss me? You bought me so many presents, took me on dates! Damn it! I want the truth! Do you like me!"


    "May of course, I wake up early every day to watch you dress I take a bath sometimes in your water because you smell good, and I sometimes beat up children that toss children at you. I''m a fan."


    "Oh hoh, than let''s turn off the lights. We might need a fan!"

 Chapter 14: Puffs Candy Shop

    Chapter 14: Puff''s Candy Shop


    The next day,


    Harvard woke up with a note on the bed from May.


    [I left]


    It had lipstick on the bottom of the letter. However, where the hell did she go? He had such a good night with her that he slept past noon!


    [Drugs have been found in your body''s system. Seemed some type of sedative was given to you yesterday night.]


    [Your Vitality has been restored to full!]


    ''She-she drugged me. Ugh.'' Harvard shook his head and looked down at a small piece of candy stuck to a piece of hair on the wall. "She-she''s so perfect for me! Wait, I know just where to go to find her!"


    ###


    The Anti May Alliance, and not the month may, the person May.


    Arge pack of Candy Packing Children plotted in a dark room. They had pictures of May Tape on the wall for their archers, and candy throwers to practice with. All of the children had shaved heads! They had a dastardly n!


    "She''s heading towards Central City! We''ll cut her off and bomb her with candy!"


    "That dickhead she''s with is so evil," Another boy replied to the leader, "I kind of like May now. She made the Candy Thugs Alliance what we are today."


    "I like her too, but I still haven''t gotten revenge! Not till she''s covered with candy can we stop!"


    "Anyways, that man is still crying outside," The lone brte haired NPC of the group said. She had blonde hair and a small pink dress. She was known as warhead because she tossed warheads. "Should we go see him?"


    "Please! Please tell me what you know! I''ll give you 100,000 Lograms!" Harvard bowed in front of the door. "Please!"


    "Egg Bomb! Open the door!" The small boy pointed at it! "Cake! Help her pull the chain for my father''s garage door!"


    "Why does he have a garage. He drives a horse and buggy?" Warheadined. "Anyways, it''s daytime. I got to go back for lunch.


    "Good, meet you in the candy store at closing." The leader, Puff, said and waved. "Thanks, you guys rock! As for that man, tell him to meet me in the shop!"


    ###


    [Wee to Son and Puff''s Candy Shop!]


    [Minimum level 20]


    [You must be over 3 feet to enter]


    "This is a candy shop, right?" Harvard walked inside and cleared his throat. "Hello? Is anyone home!"


    "Come into myir," A small boy in a ck mask pped his hands to turn on the lights. He then pped his hands and turned off the lights and then back on. "My father owns this candy shop, but I''m the overseer! Buy some candy if you want me to tell her where we''re keeping her!"


    "You know where May is?" Harvard took a deep breath. "She''s really bad at stealing, and quite a dunce, but I like her a lot. Last night, she even pushed the beds together."


    "Hmmm, this is serious. You''re looking for our sworn enemy," The kidughed. "I miss her too! Hehe, she''s so fun to toss candy at man!"


    "I love taking the candy out of her hair!" Harvard gave the boy a high five! "Good shot yesterday! You got her right in the back and I had to help her remove it!"


    Harvard and the children hade to an agreement over thest few weeks. They''d attack May everyday, and he''d never get attacked when he was with her. It was a very simple agreement, but nheless an agreement.


    It just felt like yesterday they surprised her at the town''s gate and she got covered in rainbow sprinkles. She looked really pretty in rainbow sprinkles. That was two days ago.


    "Anyways, this is serious. She''s in danger," Puff took off his cape and tossed it to the side. He had two deep brown eyes with little yellow lines leading to his pupil. He had a small ponytail in the back of his bald head that was brown. He looked like a little ninja with candy. "Apparently, some guild has something on you, and she''d going with them to Central City. To save her, you will need an army!"


    "I-I don''t have anything to hide?" Harvard only had the system, and how could anyone know about that. "Why would she go with them and not tell me? Seems kind of pointless?"


    "We nned on attacking her in the bathroom one day," Puff got serious, and recalled the the one time Warhead went on a solo mission. "She-she and Slyvia wanted to practice the kissing scene. They''d practiced 3 times that week, and Warhead thought she''d have the perfect opportunity."


    "Her and Slyvia practiced together?" Harvard wondered why she always seemed so serious about going to the bathroom at night. It always took her much longer than him to finish in the bathroom! No wonder! Slyvia had been sneaking inside his house and practicing kissing with her! It all made sense!" Harvard nodded his head in understanding. "So how did it go?"


    "Warhead panicked. She knew hitting Sylvia would lead to her death, so she just stood in the corner. However, when they started gossiping. Slyvia mentioned that she had been approached by a man named Loonie, and that Lester had information on you. Specifically, that you had a bandana in your inventory!"


    "Huh! How would he know?" Harvard shook his head. "That''s impossible!"


    Harvard had used the bandana immediately after he met that beautiful NPC that made him deliver a letter. Wait, didn''t she say out loud he had a bandana in his inventory? He instantly paled, which sort of turned his skin more blue.


    "Warhead! Tell him the rest of the story!"


    "I''m eating lunch. I can''t!" A girl replied.


    "Wait, what? She''s been here the entire time?" Harvard returned to the task at hand. "Anyways, continue with the story!"


    "I heard Loonie is a real evil dude that likes to use girls to make himself happy. Father won''t tell me what it means to like to use girls, but he has like 5 girlfriends. Anyways, if you want to stop him, you probably have to kill him.


    [New Quest: Her Scent!]


    [Loonie must be killed at all costs in order to protect your secret!]


    [However, you can''t do it alone!]


    [Find a Guild to join in Central City! Make your way to the center of the world!]


    [Mission Difficulty: D]


    "Thanks, I''ll buy 10,000 Lograms worth of candy." Harvard pointed at the shelves. "Hurry up! I got to go!"

 Chapter 15: Ghost Tower

    Chapter 15: Ghost Tower


    [New System Quest: Ghosts in the Shadows]


    [Before heading to Central City, there is a small ghost tower with tons of monsters. It seems that a pack of ruthless criminals have taken it over and are selling ghosts illegally on the ck market. Silvia is looking for someone to stop them. Are you up to the task?]


    [Reward: 150,000 experience, 10 attribute points, midnight ruler''s dagger (upgradeable), and 1 skill point]


    "Oh, I forgot, when I get a ss, I get skill points," Harvard opened up his character sheet.


    [Hamlord]


    [Level 22]


    [Exp: 5,000 / 25,000]


    ss 1: Ultimate Midnight Ruler


    [Vitality: 100]


    [Strength: 75]


    [Dexterity: 105]


    [Agility: 270]


    [Intelligence: 55]


    [Attribute points avable: 0]


    [Skill Points 12]


    [ss Skills: None]


    [Other Skills : Morph, Stalk]


    Harvard opened up the skill tree for the Ultimate Midnight Ruler and patiently waited. It took like ten minutes for some reason. He imagined a lot of ghosts had been sold on the ckmarket by now.


    [Ultimate Midnight Ruler ss Tree]


    [Ultimate Steal]


    [Ultimate Poison de]


    [Ghost Armor]


    [Ultimate Stealth]


    [Gap Pierce]


    [Shadow agent]


    [Midnight''s Ruler]


    [... 15 skills locked  Level too low!]


    [input three skill points into one skill to unlock the next skill on the ss tree. For instance, Ultimate Steal will turn into grand ultimate steal which will turn into supreme ultimate steal!]


    ''I-I don''t get why I waited so long. Ugh, what''s the most useful?''


    Harvard looked over all the skills, and took a deep breath. He was pretty happy with the skill tree, but didn''t know why he spent two weeks getting it.


    ''So, it''s just like an assassin with some extra damage and a healing ability at night time. I wonder why everything has ultimate in front of its name?'' Harvard decided to look at each skill closely. He opened up Ultimate Steal, Ultimate Poison de, Ultimate Stealth, and Gap Pierce.


    [Ultimate Steal - much better than the normal steal. Increases hand dexterity by + 10 and has a chance of stunning target.]


    ''Wouldn''t that be bad if they are in a group?'' Harvard kept reading on.


    [Ultimate Poison de - inflicts 20 percent poison damage to foes. Much better than the envenom of a normal assassin.]


    ''Not bad.''


    [Ultimate Stealth - decreases your visibility by 35 percent instead of stealth''s 30 percent. You can hardly be seen in the nighttime.]


    ''Seems like It''s just modestly better than most other sses,'' Harvard sighed and put a skill point into Ultimate Stealth. ''Oh well, in the long run it will matter, butst but not least!''


    [Gap Pierce - increases piercing by 25% on all creatures, which means you can go through their armor! Increases damage you receive by 5 percent!]


    ''That-that''s incredible! Wow, that means I can get through 25 percent of all armor! That''s actually really good!''


    Harvard put 1 skill point into Gap Pierce and then said screw it and opened up Midnight''s Ruler. He hoped that the skill named after the ss would also be good.


    ''Come on! Please be good!''


    [Midnight Ruler - Absorb the darkness to fuel your prowess and might! Your damage will go up by 15 percent and your agility by 30 percent between 12 - 12:05 PM! For every skill point, the time will increase by one minute!]


    ''No! It''s useless! What can I do in five minutes?'' Harvard mmed his hand. "I knew it! I knew there was a reason this ss was hidden! It''s because it''s garbage! I also don''t know what happened to the mask? Is it still on my face?!''


    Harvard decided to put two skill points into it anyway! ''Ugh, maybe it will be useful! Damn it! Why did I select this ss?]


    [13 skill points allocated!]


    [You''ve learned Ultimate Steal, Ultimate de, Gap Pierce, Ultimate Poison de, and Midnight Ruler!]


    [+10 Agility (Midnight Ruler bonus)]


    "Well, at least there is a bonus," Harvard got off the bench in front of the candy store and looked down at the train schedule in his hands. "Ugh, I have 2 hours to stop those ghost poachers and then it''s time to save May! To the ck Fist Tavern!"


    ###


    Sylvia pped a tied up man in the face, and then pped him on the other side of the face!


    "Tell me where she is! Where is my sister?"


    "She-she got kidnapped! I think they took her to Central City! She pissed off someone at an auction okay. Ouch! Why are people always hitting me?" King Harvest had been on the leaderboard for weeks until he messed with Count Silvester.


    For four weeks, he had to do menial chores before he finally earned 100,000 Lograms to pay for his release! However, a weekter, after finally getting up to level 25, he got kidnapped! In broad daylight, in front of hundreds of yers, a crazed NPC tied him up and dragged him into the tavern.


    He just so happened to see her sister get kidnapped, so what?


    "Who-who would dare kidnap my sister? Who is high enough in Central City to dare mess with Count Silvester? And his hot other daughter?"


    "It was one of their royalty. I think a noble. I don''t know! Come on! I''m telling you information! Can you let me go now!"


    "Hi, sorry to interrupt," Harvard cleared his throat. "What''s going on?"


    "You have a new quest, and a new ally," Silvia kicked King Harvest in the stomach. "He lost his guild, he lost his girlfriend, and now he''s yours to control! Take him to Central City and save my sister!"


    "Ow! OW!" Harvard ignored it and saw a new quest appear.


    [New Quest: Silvia''s hot sister has been kidnapped!]


    System information: [A noble of high rank deemed he needed a new wife so he stole one. Save her from the clutches of the most powerful family in all of Central City, Count Golden''s Family!]


    [Mission Difficulty: C-]


    "Ugh, I-I don''t have a choice do I?" Harvard epted the quest. "However, is it me, or are a lot of people getting kidnapped."


    "It''s this new world. There is no real government yet besides for the NPCs. And ow! OW!" Harvest King got kicked again. "I''m just talking! Stop kicking me!"


    Harvest King meant that since King Yama made the 1,500s, she only set up areas for NPCS to rule city by city. That meant once a ghost adventurer left a city, they''d no longer had to follow the rules. This also meant, however, that if a beautiful girl got kidnapped and taken to another said city, it technically wasn''t a crime no longer. Basically, a lot of men had started kidnapped women, and now people just started to realize it.


    "This is serious! Silvia, I have one quest I have to do, and then I''ll help. King Harvest, want to tag along?"


    "No, but she kicks so hard! I mean yes!" King Harvest''s silver armor got dented after the fifth kick. "Yes! Please take me with you!"


    "Please hurry and save her. She''s too pretty to be left alone with a group of men," Silvia sighed and looked out the window. "Unfortunately, us NPCs are unable to travel 10 miles outside of the city boundaries. Are you listening Harvard?"


    Silvia turned around and noticed Harvard left the room. She pped and nodded her hands.


    ''You''re already bing more like father! I''m sure you''re doing to do great."

 Chapter 16: Upgrading a Broken Legendary Weapon

    Chapter 16: Upgrading a Broken Legendary Weapon


    Ghost Tower


    "This is impossible! That ghost is impossible to catch!" Harvard slowly snuck behind a rock and listened to two goons talking. They had on blue masks and blue pants. The walls were white so they stood out like no tomorrow. "Ugh, it''s apparently level 30! How are we going to get it?"


    "What are we doing?" HarvestKing asked, he barely fit behind the rock.


    "Saving the ghosts world," Harvard smiled and held up his thumb. "Let''s kick those mofos fudding asses."


    ###


    Harvard snuck around the rock, and used analyze on the two men in blue clothing.


    [Grey Son] (Bloodmark)


    [Level 20]


    [Reputation: Hostile]


    And


    [Grey''s Father] (Bloodmark)


    [Level 22]


    [Reputation: Deadly]


    ''I-I guess I just have to knock them out, and save the ghosts in ghost tower. However, I don''t see any ghosts. Aren''t they invisible?''


    Harvard activated Ultimate Stealth and Ultimate Poison de because why not? And appeared behind Grey''s Father and shed him in the back of the neck.


    [Foe has been knocked out!]


    [Foe''s son has been knocked out!]


    Harvard kicked them in the face each a few times to make sure they were still sleeping. He turned and gave a thumbs up to HarvestKing who seemed to be trembling with fear like he just saw a monster under the bed.


    "Dude! Those men are part of the Wild Pack Guild! They''re dangerous! We got to get out of here!" Harvest King kicked one in the head to make sure he was asleep. "We shouldn''t be here! I thought you told me we were going to the train!"


    "We are. We are going training." Harvard patted Harvest King on the shoulder. He had on golden level 10 armor because his level 25 armor he had to sell to pay off Count Silvester. "Hold on!"


    [Steal sessful!: You''ve stolen a rare item from Grey Son]


    [Heavy Armor]


    [Steal sessful You''ve stolen a rare item from Grey''s Father!]


    [Heavy Helmet]


    Harvard nodded his head in satisfaction. He left them in their boxers and felt the quality of their heavy armor.


    ''It''s really heavy. The least I can do is give the armor to Harvest King. He''s also really heavy.''


    "I''m not wearing that!" Harvest King shook his head. "You wear it! You''re the one with level 3 leather armor!"


    "I need it for agility," Harvard shook his head. "Anyways, I heard something! Be careful!"


    [Ghost detected!]


    [Location unknown!]


    "Dude! We''re in ghost tower! Of course you heard something," Harvest King pointed over at a ck doorway that led to more darkness. "Now, let''s just put the armor back in your inventory! We got to go!"


    "Mother! Is that you?" A small woman in a white dress appeared from the corner of the room. "I''m sorry, I''m so sorry I watched you die! Please! Punish me!"


    [Lovelorn Spector]


    [Level 15]


    [Reputation: Dangerous]


    [System information: She''s lying. Her mother died peacefully. She''s really just trying to kill you.]


    "Wait, aren''t we ghosts too?" Harvest King added. "What''s the difference between us and her.


    The difference was that they were yers and she was a monster created by King Yama during the development stage of the game. Of course, King Yama could also create life so there really wasn''t much of a difference. Even the NPCs could technically have children, but just had more restrictions! Still, Harvard had to admit that was a good question.


    "I''m sorry little girl. Did it hurt watching your mother die?"


    "Yes," The little girl dropped down onto the floor and tears. "I-I''m so sorry mother! I''m so sorry!"


    ''She''s good!" Harvard walked over to her and patted her gently on the head. "I almost believe her. She''s at least 10 times better at acting than Silvia."


    "Little girl, would you like a part in the next y. Silvia is looking for someone to y a role," Harvard took out a pamphlet from his inventory. "In exchange, you just have to give us a tour!"


    "No way that''s going to work," Harvest King shook his head. "Stop kidding around, dude! You''re going to get killed!"


    "Sure, I''m Tabitha." The girl wiped off her tears and smiled brightly. She had ck hair and extremely puffy pale cheeks with a ripped white gown covered in blood. Her feet also seemed to be drenched in blood like she''d crushed a heart over her feet. "I always wanted to be an actress!"


    [Demon exorcised!]


    [+100 experience!]


    [Tabitha has turned into a normal NPC!]


    ''I didn''t know you could exorcise demons,'' Harvard nodded his head. "Hey Harvest King! Let''s go! She''s giving us a tour!"


    ###


    "Those men are evil. They left me alone because I looked like a human and captured almost all the other ghosts" Tabitha held Harvard''s hand, and peered out at a man with arge muscr frame from the Wild Pack Guild. He had extremelyrge eyes and a ck suit with white strips. "I''m so scared of them! Please help me!"


    "You need to convey more genuine sadness. It''s still not good enough," Harvard patted her on the shoulder. "Silvia needs a little girl to y a sad apparition. You almost got it down."


    "She is a sad apparition!" Harvest King pushed Harvard in the shoulder. "Now this is serious! That man is level 28! Both of us together can''t beat him!''


    Harvard looked at the man up and down and shook his head. He didn''t seem that tough.


    [Lord Grey] (Bloodmark)


    [Level 28]


    [Reputation: Monster Eater]


    [System Information: Is wanted in 5 cities for killing 5 NPCs! Reward for his head is estimated at 150,000 Lograms!]


    ''He has a bounty on him? Maybe he is tougher than he looks?''


    "My cute snake," Lord Grey picked up a small silver cage with a ghost inside of it. It looked like a strange serpent with two small wings and a long rattlesnake tail. "I bet you''re going to make the cutest pet possible! I''m going to sell you for so much money!"


    ''He has to die!'' Harvard activated Ultimate Sneak and snuck closer to Lord Grey. He seemedpletely focused on the snake, so much so that he didn''t see Harvard skulking from broken wall to broken wall. He put his back against a cold marble pir, and peered out. The man seemed to be viciously choking the snake now.


    ''So cute!'' Lord Grey took the snake out of the cage and viciously pet it! "I''m so d you''re being obedient. Otherwise, I''d cut you in half and sell your parts on the ck market!"


    "Die!" Harvard shed his level 3 slime conqeuror''s de into the back of the man''s neck with Ultimate Poison de activated. "Die! Twice!"


    Bang!


    sh!


    Harvard hit him in the back of the nape and watched him fall head first into the cage. What happened? All he did is hit him with the de.


    [Foe is stunned for 5 seconds!]


    ''Not bad,'' Harvard started stabbing him hundreds of times with the slime conqueror''s de. Large numbers of damage appeared over his head. - 1, - 5, - 10, - 20, -30, - 31! ''Come on! Die! Die!''


    [Foe''s stun has worn off!]


    "Stalk activate!" Harvard stepped back onto the white tiles and used the Stalk skill. He seemed to blend in with the wall immediately. At the same time, Lord Grey pulled his head out of the cage and pped himself in the face.


    "What the hell was that? Some kind of weak ghost? My vitality is still near maximum?'' Lord Grey pushed himself to a stand and pointed atrge set of doors. "Oh well, it''s now time to catch the boss of this tower! Isn''t that right snakey?!"


    Lord Greyughed and walked away from Harvard and into the dark room.


    "You idiot!" Harvest King spoke to him a few minutester. "What are you doing! That''s a level 3 sword? It''s not even piercing his armor!"


    "I-I haven''t had time to buy a new weapon yet. Do you have any weapons for Ultimate Midnight Rulers?"


    "What the hell is that?" Harvest King looked through his inventory. He only had swords which wouldn''t benefit an assassin. "Damn it! We''re leaving! The ghosts in this tower will be fine by themselves!"


    ###


    "Why did I follow you in here?" Harvest King peered out at Lord Grey. "Tabitha, tell him it''s pointless!"


    "Never! I''ll never tell him! How was that?" Tabitha wiped a tear off her eye. "Is that better Harvard?"


    "The time hase! We spent all night painting the blood of fallen enemies onto the alter! Come out great one! Come fight us so we can capture you!!"


    [Slime Conqueror Sword can be upgraded]


    Harvard looked down at his de after finding the upgrade option.


    [Would you like to upgrade to Slime Conqueror''s Broken Daggers? (Level 10) (Legendary)]


    [Cost 500,000 Lograms?]

 Chapter 17: Sexy Phantom

    Chapter 17: Sexy Phantom


    "Upgrade Quickly!"


    [Upgrade will take 10 seconds Please wait!]


    ''No! Something viscous is about toe! Now I have no weapon!'' Harvard started to shiver in anticipation. Lord Grey had already stabbed the floor and caused arge massive swelling of blood to begin turning into a monster.


    A second monster, that creature appeared.


    [Incredibly Sexy Phantom]


    [Level 28]


    [Worth more than her weight in gold on the ck market]


    Harvard looked at the appearing apparition up and down. She had beautiful clear transparent skin that shimmered with a golden light, and eyes that defied all logic. Her hips to upper body ratio seemed so perfect he felt a desire to rub her hips. With blonde hair trailing down her shoulders, Harvard instantly felt somewhat shocked. How was that a phantom! She was almost the hottest women he ever saw, and he saw a lot of women!


    ''6 seconds remaining''


    "Harvard, he''s alone! Now''s the perfect time to attack when his de is stuck in the ground!" Harvest King tossed him a level 15 sword. "Here, this will do more than 3 damage!"


    "It''s just an umon piece of junk, this is legendary!" Harvard whispered so loudly that it was almost a scream. "Wait, where did you buy this from? How much did it cost you?"


    "Fiend! I''m here to capture you! On the ck market, you''re worth more than your weight in gold!" Lord Grey brandished a ck level 28 spear that made Harvards'' sword look like a piece of trash. However, that would change in a moment. "You better put your hands behind your back and surrender! Otherwise, this daddy will give you a spanking."


    "NOOOOOOO!" The Incredibly Sexy Phantom replied with so much anguish in her voice that Harvard regretted 5 seconds being left even more. It really didn''t seem that long when he was walking, but for some reason it felt like forever now!


    When he leveled up, he noticed that he seemed to be able to do things much faster. Because of his dexterity, he could now pick locks, pick pockets, and do chores with ease. He also had much agility so it was easy to run extremely fast and steal more rare items per minute. One time, he''d literally stolen 500mon items in an hour!


    "Come on! She''s hot! We have to save her!" Harvest King seemed like the type that loved women and did stupid things around women. This confirmed it. "Come on Harvard!"


    [Slime Conquerors Broken Dagger''s upgrade isplete!]


    [Slime Conqueror''s Broken Daggers] (Legendary 2 / 6) (Upgrades left)


    [Level 10]


    [Damage 20]


    [Attack Speed: 100]


    [Ability 1: Razor]


    [When this skill is activated, you will inflict small cuts on your opponent that will cause 1 percent bleeding damage for roughly a minute.]


    [Comment: You suck]


    ''Ugh, I''ll ignore thatment!'' Harvard tapped Tabitha on the back. "Are you going to be okay?"


    "Dont'' leave me here! It''s dark and I''m alone!"


    "You''ll get the part," Harvard smiled and activated stealth before he sprinted towards Lord Grey with Harvest King. "Now let''s do this!"


    "What the? Who made that noise?" Lord Grey turned around and noticed one idiot in particr running at him in low level armor. "Noobs, please go away. I was about to capture this beautiful women!"


    "You idiot! Just because you use stealth, doesn''t mean he can''t hear you!" Harvest King pushed Harvard in the arm! Damn it! Attack him together! He stands no chance agianst both of us!


    "Hoh, you think I''m alone! Boys! Come out and y!" Lord Grey smiled and pped his hands. He looked back and forth between the pirs and the entranceways and pped again. "Boys! Grey''s Son and Grey Father! Where are you?!"


    "NOOOOO! DIE!" The Incredibly Sexy Phantom for some reason decided to attack Harvard who wanted to save her. He wanted to cry he felt so wronged. "You! You stole my baby! Give me back the baby we made together!"


    "Oh, plot twist!" Tabitha giggled behind the pir. "Ha, love it!"


    "You''re mistaken me for someone else!" Harvard dodged thedies sharp finger nails. He did a step turn and a twist to dodge.


    Frankly, he had so much agility that it was quite easy to dodge. He wanted to reach out and grab the beautiful incredibly sexy phantom, but he felt that might be wrong.


    "Your agility is insane! No wonder your attack sucks!" Harvest King face palmed himself. "Dude, we''re going to need to pay to reset your stats."


    "I-I''m getting out of here." Lord Grey smiled and walked towards Tabitha. "The real treat I wanted has finally arrived. Little girl, where have you been hiding?"


    "He''sing for me! Ah! He realizes I''m important!" Tabitha made a I''m scared face and ran towards Harvard. "Mister! Save me! Save me!"


    "Coming!" Harvard stepped off his back foot and surprised himself by reaching Tabitha before Lord Grey. "Not so fast! Deal with me first.


    Harvard gulped and realized both Lord Grey and the Incredibly Sexy Phantom seemed to be about to attack him. What did he do to deserve this? He had once been an expertwyer that made good decisions, and now he was in a life and death battle with a muscr man and a beautiful blonde haired women that bounced everywhere when she attacked!


    Whoosh!


    Harvard ducked to dodge the silver de and the extremely sexy ws.


    [Dodge sessful!]


    [Dodge sssful!]


    Harvard surprised himself how fast he was able to dodge. It looked like they had started to attack him at normal speed but he somehow always dodged their attacks.


    ''I see. My agility is so high that I''m faster than them. Now let''s try out my own attacks!''


    "You''ll make a mistake eventually!'' Lord Grey thrust repeatedly with his spear. He felt like he was doing a massively hard workout and felt his shoulders burning! "I''ll get you! All it will take is one hit to knock out a thief like you! With high agility, everything else must be low!"


    "Self made attack: sh!" Harvard shed downwards.


    He could barely he found out how much attack speed helped speed up his attacks.


    Bam!


    He hit Lord Grey ten times in the cheek and then ten times in the neck while dodging two attacks!


    -100,-50,-100, -200,-300(critical), -87, -105.2.


    [Foe is bleeding from your broken legendary dagger!]


    "Ah! That hurt!" Lord Grey fell down onto his knees! What ss are you! You aren''t any normal thief! What''s your name."


    "My name is unimportant," Harvard gently smacked away the Incredibly Sexy Phantom''s hand and held up his finger and wagged it in a way that meant no "my name isn''t important. "What''s important is that you are defeated! Viscous men like you must die!"


    "Please forgive--" Lord Grey got stabbed ten times in the head and didn''t get to finish his sentence. He was a ghost, so he didn''t bleed normal blood just white gunk that squirted out a little bit.


    The Incredibly Sexy Phantom stopped attacking when she realized Harvard hadn''t taken her baby. She saw a small white baby crawling behind a pir.


    "Oh, my baby! You found him honey!" Incredibly Sexy Phantom hugged Harvard. "That''s so great! Now we can make more babies!"


    "She''s kind of strange," Tabitha cleared her throat. "So, what about him. I think he''s dead, but I''m not sure he''s totally dead.


    [Lord Grey is incapacatated.]


    [One more hit should do the trick.]


    "Eh, I''ll give him to Count Silvester." Harvard nodded his head. "He can set up the next y for Silvia! Now, Incredibly Sexy Phantom, I can''t breath. They''re toorge."


    He meant her incredibly sexy body had two beautiful mounds that were toorge. She blushed and stepped back and picked up her baby.


    For some reason, it really did look like Harvard! What happened?! Did he just touch her and she had a baby. Did he happen to have a legendary skill that no one every told him about? A legendary baby making skill?


    "There is somewhere, far far away. That I need you to go husband," Incredibly Sexy Phantom put her hair in a bun and got even hotter! Too hot! She even had an incredible droplet of sweat running down the side of her face. "Would you mind getting our other baby? He got kidnapped and taken to Central City."


    [New Quest: Save your child!]


    [Whether or not it''s your child is a question, but it seems that Incredibly Sexy Phantom needs help locating a lost person. Are you man enough to find out if you''re the father! Go to White Fist Tavern in Central City!]


    ''ck Fist Tavern White Fist Tavern They couldn''t have called it something else,'' Harvard sighed and epted the quest.


    "I promise,dy, I know for a fact we never made children together, but I will help find your child!"


    "Great, well then let''s get the hell out of here and go to Central City! I''m not buying another train ticket! They''re overpriced!"

 Chapter 18: Girls Room

    Chapter 18: Girl''s Room


    Central City had hundreds of beautiful white towers that only the richest Noble''s owned. It was a metropolis that rivaled all other cities in the. A few guilds had already bought properties in Central City and spots for those guilds had been started to bepeted over.


    Dozens of tables were set up near guild recruitment stalls near the train station, and the few in city dungeons were making a huge profit.


    Unfortunately, it was also not where Harvest King was yet. or Harvard. The Central City Train Station had called off all remaining rides for the day. Apparently a noble had bought all the tickets for the day and wanted to have a wild party. Harvard was pissed, but not as pissed as the donkey they rented that had to carry three people.


    "Why is she here?"


    "She''s technically not a normal NPC," Harvard patted Tabitha on the shoulder. "Besides, she needs to practice her part."


    "I-I''ming in there and pping you father!"


    p!


    She pped Harvest King in the cheek and shook her head. "Not good enough. I need to hit your harder! Come closer Harvest King! You can take a beating right!"


    "Ow," Harvest King rubbed his cheek. "Man, all this because I wanted to get with a sexy girl. You, on the other hand, got that Incredibly Sexy Phantom on your tail. She really thinks you made a baby with her."


    "I know. I will bring home our fake baby and get an ample reward! Now donkey, faster!"


    ###


    The slowest donkey rideter, Harvard made it to a town roughly 100 kilometers away from Central City.


    The donkey got tired so they gave it some water and left Tabitha to watch it. It didn''t mind getting pped in the face, and seemed to enjoy it.


    Reee! Reee!


    The donkey made noises really loudly.


    Harvard smiled and walked into a bar called the Green Fist Tavern. A big muscr bar tender cleaned a ss with an eye patch over his mouth and a strange tight silver suit on.


    "Wee! Are you adventurers? What are you doing here?" The bartender''s muscr frame let out an extremely beautiful voice. It sounded like angels singing, but a little raspy which made it sound even better! "Hoho! You want a quest! This town here is called Sniff''s Nose! It''s one of the least popr towns on the map! However, we really do have the best quests."


    "Damn it! That hurt!" Harvest King walked into the bathroom and got pped. "Why is there a woman in the man''s bathroom?"


    "That''s the woman''s bathroom," The bartenderughed. "I put the signs backwards to mess with first time customers! Wee to the Green Fist Tavern! Only the best assassins can figure out not to go into the girl''s bathroom!"


    "I''m not an assassin!"


    "Well, that''s your choice," The bartender smiled and poured him a free drink. "Here, double price since you chose the wrong profession."


    The bar was almost the exact same as the ck Tavern. It had dozens of tables with small chairs and a few surly looking customers. There was also the bartenders wife who looked carved out of the finest jade and thrown in the worst town in the world. She had on a tight white dress that didn''t hide anything besides the most important sections.


    "She''s not bad looking, but your donkey will need to rest for at lesat an hour. You want to do a simple quest for me."


    "It''s never simple when they say that! Don''t you dare ept it!"


    ###


    [Quest epted!]


    [Sniff''s Nose can''t be renamed due to the mayor of the town. Steal the deed from his vault and get passed his level 40 guards. You will need to take the keys for his safe from one of his three daughters. They are desperate for attention. You will find one of the three in the mayor''s office. She is protected by level 35 guards.]


    [System information: The other two daughters are in their rooms at their father''s house.]


    [Difficulty: D-]


    ''Woohoo! Thanks foring through system! Way to make the quest easier!]


    [Quest difficulty upgraded! The mayor has hired some new guards after seeing you enter into the Green Fist Tavern!]


    [Difficulty D]


    "Noooo! Why did I say something?!" Howard walked back to his Donkey and handed Harvest King and Tabitha some Lograms so they could have fun. "You two stay here, father needs to go and get a questpleted. Donkey will be recharged by then."


    "Heee! Hee! Heee!" The donkeyughed and leaned towards Tabitha. It seemed to be saying, I''m ready for the next scene!


    "Anyways, ignoring the donkey," Harvard gave Tabitha 1000 Lograms. "You guys look tired. Why don''t you go to an inn?"


    "Since we''re staying here, and Sylvia isn''t around, I''m going to go train." Harvest King flexed his muscles and smiled.


    He always wanted to be number 1 on the leaderboard, but now that dream had burned and died a miserable death. "I saw a pretty good level 25 monster spawning spot. If you need me, don''t bother me! I''m at ranking 99,997. This is not cool man!"


    "I''ll be here," Tabitha said with a smile. "Thanks dad. You''re the best fake father ever!"


    "I just met you, but you make me happy," Harvard tossed her a bag with 10,000 Lograms. "Use that and buy you and donkey a snack!"


    "I''ll marry you too! I''m actually 135!"


    "I''m happy to hear that Tabitha, but you''ll always be my youngest daughter," Harvard whistled and disappeared.


    He asked a few townsfolk about the mayor''s daughter and found out all the information he could. He went in a few girl''s bathrooms and used stalk for a while. Not that he expected to learn anything important, but because the skill was near leveling up.


    When you used a skill enough times, it would get experience and level up. Of course, a stat point worked a 1000x faster than using a skill over and over again, however, once he used stalk 5000 times, it would upgrade to level 2.


    ''I''m forgetting something really important.''


    [Stalk will wear off in 15 seconds.]


    ''That seems pretty important,'' Harvard gulped and looked at two beautiful women kissing a few feet from him. What was with girls kissing in the bathroom? Was it a cult? The girls kiss in the bathroom cult?


    "Mmm, men will never find out the truth." The two girls kissed again.


    Harvard blushed and took a deep breath. Why did this always happen to him!


    "And cut! That''s perfect for that scene. The audience will be so excited!"


    "Great!" The other girl replied and turned to see the door swing open. "Ugh, it must be the air. I swear, why do I feel like someone is always looking at my ass? Is it that round? Guys and asses!"


    ###


    Harvard looked at himself in the mirror.


    For the first time, he tried out the Eight Year Bliss Wings Morph skill. He had went to the mayor''s office and found out in the bathroom that the mayor''s youngest daughter had a crush on Silverone, so he knocked him out and stole his clothes.


    With morph, he looked like him. This was going perfectly!


    [Morph willst a total of one hour! Once it wears off, you will return back to your normal appearance.]


    [You''ve temporarily learned charm! Women will be more attracted to you when you smile!"


    "Hello!" The doorway opened and the mayor''s youngest daughter appeared. "Hey, so nice to see you stop by!"


    "Can I go to your room?" Harvard smiled. "I need a private ce to talk."


    "Isn''t that kind of fast," Then Harvard smiled. "Sure,e in!"

 Chapter 19: Mayors Mansion

    Chapter 19: Mayor''s Mansion


    The mayor''s mansion had roughly 120 rooms with high ceilings and lots of guards. There was a trophy room, an unnecessary pool, a few gigantic statues of women, and three rooms for the wives.


    The mayor had 10 wives, so Harvard couldn''t help wondering how that worked. Did they each sleep 3 at a time in one room? Why do you have 120 room and not give each of your wives a room?


    "Silverone, you wanted toe to my room?" The mayor''s youngest daughter was named Lc. She was very pretty, and had on a shortish brown dress, ck curly hair, with tight stockings that gripped her body like fierce ws! "I-I just woke up. If you don''t mind, I''d like to go back to sleep."


    "You sure?" Harvard smiled.


    [Charm has been effective!]


    "Mmm, only if you want me to go in the bed?"


    "Would you do anything for me?" Harvard asked and patted her leg. "Anything to make me happy?"


    "Uhm, not so fast, tiger. Thats a special leg. A leg for my husband. You just got here, and my father would be very upset if anything happened to me."


    "Would you go to sleep for me? I like to watch," Harvard found a key on her desk. She had a very simple girls room with a bed and a desk. Why was it so barren? Her father was loaded! "Please!"


    "That''s strange. I can''t do that." Then Harvard smiled and she replied. "Sure! Just give me a second!"


    [Charm skill is starting to wear off! One more usage maximum!]


    "Keep sleeping okay!" Harvard walked over to her desk and gently sat in her chair. "I''m watching. Mmm, I''m so satisfied with what I''m seeing!"


    "Do-do you know I can''t sleep if you talk," She blushed. Her chest was beating up and down when she saw Harvard staring into her eyes. "I-I''m innocent, but I don''t appreciate what you''re doing to me!"


    "Turn around!" Harvard smiled. "I need to go to the bathroom first!"


    "Okay!" Harvard used charm onest time by smiling. "I won''t peak until youe back!"


    [Host has snatched the key to the mayor''s safe!]


    "Just wait right there! I''ll be back in a moment!" Harvard left and never came back. He activated sneak and rushed towards the safe room! It was the only nice room in the house!


    Unfortunately, two dozen guards seemed to be sitting by the safe and watching a y on television. How the hell was he going to get into the safe now!


    ###


    "I got to go to the bathroom!" One guard smiled and tossed down a remote.


    He looked over at the silver safe in the corner of the room and then turned and walked out the door. He swore the nt vase in the corner moved. There was just enough room for a person behind it.


    It was arge expensive vase that was green with a bronze painting of a beautiful woman''s silhouette.


    He smiled and shook his head. There was no way a person would be stupid enough to hide behind that smelly vase.


    ''This is horrible! Why did no one clean this vase?''


    "The mayor and his weird habits of collecting strange things," The guard walked into the bathroom.


    He looked in the mirror and smiled at himself. Wait, why was the vase behind him?


    "Die!" Harvard karate chopped the man in the back of the neck. "Die! Die! Die!"


    "It smelled do bad! How dare you make me wait for one of you to go to the bathroom for five minutes!"


    [Guard has been knocked out.]


    [You''ve stolen his clothes.]


    [You changed into his clothes.]


    "Good, now I just need to put him in the vase, so no one finds him." Harvard opened the lid of the vase, and tossed the body inside. "Ugh, he must collect manure! That smells so bad!"


    Harvard left the vase in the bathroom because he''d rather get caught then go near that thing again, and then used morph to turn into the gentlemen in the smelly vase.


    He walked back into the room and picked up the remote.


    "Ooops! I identally changed the channel" Harvard tossed the remote out the window. "Ooops! I identally tossed the remote out the window!"


    "What the hell Wen? I know you don''t like theatre, but don''t toss the damn remote out the window!"


    The five guards looked at each other, and then one of them decided to get out and go fetch the remote. Another one went over to the television. Harvard imagined it as a challenge between two people.


    [One Guard chose to get the remote]


    Vs


    [Another guard who chose to try and change the channel manually.]


    ''That-that''s not funny," Harvard guffawed a little bit. "Oh well, I guess that just leaves three of us in here. You two, you mind getting me a drink?"


    "Who made you the boss, one guard punched Harvard in the shoulder lightly.]


    -200, -100 Harvard lost health and immedaitely panicked. He hit so hard even when he was pretending!


    This was the difference between men with their second ss and their first ss! The second ss greatly increased their attributes! Harvard might even lose in agility to a tank! That''s how much the second ss mattered.


    "Hehe, that tickled," Harvard smiled. "I dare you to hit me again! I''ll hit you back with all might might!"


    "Ugh, the mayor''s back." One of the guards got up and left the room.


    [2 guards remaining!]


    [Get the other two guards to leave the room before robbing the safe.]


    "So, I just farted," Harvard said with a smile. "It''s really bad! So bad you might want to run!"


    "Damn it! The show is over, and so is my shift!" Another guard got up and started to exit the room. He turend around when he walked out the doorway. He seemed to notice something was missing, but ignored the missing vase and then went into the men''s bathroom.


    "Ugh, that leaves just me and you," Harvard got up and stretched. "You mind going to check on Lc. I think a man was in her room with her. I heard her to tell her to let him watch her sleep in the bed."


    "Sounds like a creep, but you know the rules," The guard said and shook his head. "Unless there is a dire emergency, two men must be in the room at the same time."


    "I heard her scream your name in bed! I''m afraid she''s going to get killed!" Harvard pushed him and he barely moved. What the hell was his strength stat! "Do you want to lose your job! She''s screaming your bed while the bed frame is moving! That''s really bad!"


    "Really, she digs me?" The guard smiled and got off the couch. He walked over a bag of crumbled lemon''s candy and tapped the door with a smile on his face. He smacked his face a few times and then Harvard rushed over to the safe because everyone was gone now!


    "It''s just me and you now." Harvard opened the safe with the key.


    Unfortunately, when he turned around, someone was pushing the vase in the hallway. He could see a powerful man charging towards him with all his might!

 Chapter 20: Mayors Daughter

    Chapter 20: Mayor''s Daughter


    [You''ve sessfully robbed the mayor''s safe!]


    [You''ve found the deed to the town.]


    "Damn it! Who put this vase in the bathroom!" The vase obstructed the hallway just enough that Harvard could jump out the window without being seen.


    Harvard activated Ultimate Sneak and rushed out in the bright sunrays passed a few beautiful girls sunbathing. He didn''t even really need sneak. One guard had a remote in his hand and seemed to be talking to the mayor''s daughter.


    ''Well, that worked out. Once i make it passed that fence, this quest is as good asplete!''


    Swoosh!


    For once, everything went well for Harvard. He jumped over therge white fence and nothing bad happened to him. He smiled and stopped and sat down on a bench. An old man was next to him, but he looked like a beggar. Nothing to worry about.


    "Let''s see what it looks like," Harvard took out the deed to the town. "Haha, It really is named Snott''s Nose! Why would anyone name a town something like that?"


    "Excuse me? Can I see that document?" The old beggar cleared his throat. "It seems kind of familiar. Let me put on my sses."


    "Hold on," Harvard took a deep breath. "That''s a very nice bracelet you have. Why are you wearing those clothes with such a nice piece of jewelry." Howard decided to analyze the man.


    [Mayor] (Lesser Noble)


    [Level 60]


    [Seems to be chalk full of secrets, but alsopletely near sided.]


    "Which one is near sided?" Harvard was awyer and not a doctor!


    Harvard immediately put away the town''s lease and switched it out for another document. This was a flyer for Silvia''s next y, Silver Heart! He put it in hisp and took a deep breath.


    The mayor slowly put on his sses and picked up the paper. A secondter, heughed.


    "I love Slyvia! She''s an up anding star," The mayor smiled. "Now, young man. Would you mind listening to a story?"


    [New Quest has been detected]


    [Listen to the mayor to hear the quest.]


    Harvard nodded his head and indeed listened to the Mayor. He talked for roughly two hours about his entire life story, and by about the halfway point he got the gist of it. The rest of the time he talked about his daughters and how they better still be innocent or he''d kill every man alive. Even having a man in their bedroom would lead to their death.


    However, the key part of the stroy that Harvard didn''t expect was that the town had something very valuable in it. He needed a trust worthy person to get a treasure from the town''s sealed dungeon. More specifically, he needed two men and one of his daughters to do the job.


    "Liliac is my youngest daughter," The mayor sighed and grabbed a cane. "She''s beautiful, but falls in love with men so easily. I''m hoping she''ll be an adventurer and never get married if she goes on a quest with you."


    "Would you go into the sealed dungeon with my daughter and another man. It will be dark, but the quest should be exciting enough that she forever wishes to stay away from men. You''ll also find two valuable items there for young men like you. You''ll love it.


    [New Quest!] [6/6]


    [Make sure to turn in your damn quests!]


    [The mayor''s daughter is in need of a spanking. Just kidding. The mayor''s daughter is sort of like a healer that will be invaluable to your journey. Keep her out of the reaches of men and im the treasure from the dungeon! Return the treasure back to the mayor toplete the quest]


    [Difficulty: C-]


    [System information: The dungeon is for level 26 yers! You might want to level up first!]


    ''I''ll be fine. I''m level 22!'' Harvard ignored it. "I ept the quest mayor!"


    "Good, let''s just go get my daughter from the mansion," The mayor struggled to put his cane and one foot in front of the other. "Remember, her ass is off limits young man. Do you hear me!"


    "I wouldn''t even touch her leg!" Harvard followed after the mayor. "To the mansion again!"


    ###


    "Father, I''m sorry!" Lc refused to turn around. "I just-I just can''t turn around! Not until I get the word it''s okay!"


    "It''s okay," Harvard cleared his throat. "I promise. You can turn around,"


    "Huh, I can turn around?" Lc turned and saw her father crying on the floor. He could almost make out the area on her leg where she''d been touched. And she had on such a beautiful brown dress! How dare a man touch her above the knee! She had beautiful pale legs and the most gorgeous smile! Who would do such a thing to such a pretty blonde haired, busty girl!


    "Ugh, first I get robbed, and then my daughters bedroom gets invaded. She''s only 23! How dare a man be in here!"


    Harvard didn''t understand that NPCs thought of time differently than humans on Earth. In Kart93, for some reason twenty year old girls maintained their youthful 18 appearance until they turned 20, and then looked 20 at 30. Needless to say, she was so beautiful that she should wait till 30 to get married!


    In all seriousness, it was also because the mayor was so protective of his daughters. He had a thing about hiding his most valuable possessions. Nothing bothered him more than someone taking stuff that was in his safe!


    "Sir! Someone robbed your safe!" One guard said and then got smacked in the face!


    "Cut off your own head!" The mayor smacked him harder and then mmed him into the wall. "Damn it! Harvard, take my daughter and leave! I have to smack some face!"


    "If you wouldn''t mind," Harvard touched Lc''s other leg. "May I take you to the forbidden dungeon, so we can find the right way together. I promise to always be looking at you from behind."


    "Ugh, I guess I owe you a debt! I seriously couldn''t move," Lc got off the bed and stretched. "Let me just get my staff and I''ll meet you by the donkey."


    ###


    In the backyard of the Mayor''s house, Harvard met Lc and they then walked to the dungeon.


    On the way, they met Harvest King. He had leveled up fast and was already level 27. On the way to the dungeon, he even tried a tree but that didn''t go so well. After losing his sword, they finally made it to a small cave with a badly painted keep out sign on it. Clearly, anyone would walk in there! It was hard to notice!


    "This is the dungeon?" Harvest King, "Is it dangerous. Can I get a lot of experience in there?"


    "I don''t know. I''m surprised father even let me leave the house." Lc kicked over the sign and spun her staff off her back.


    [Lc has joined your party]


    [Harvest King has joined your party!]


    [Donkey has declined to join your party!] (He''s a donkey!)


    "Ugh, Donkey stay out here and stand guard. If you see Tabitha, let us know!"


    "Reee!" The donkey seemed to understand and diligently tied itself around a tree. It seemed a little tight, but Harvard ignored the donkey''s strange choices.


    Anyways, shall we?

 Chapter 21: Midnight Rulers Dagger

    Chapter 21: Midnight Ruler''s Dagger


    [Wee to Hidden Oaks Only Dungeon]


    [Difficulty C-]


    [The path least traveled is the right path.]


    [System information: that''s deceptively deceiving. If you go down thergest path, you''ll be safe! Go down thergest path!]


    ''Well, thank god I have a system! Otherwise, we might really be in trouble!''


    "Wow, this is a beautiful dungeon!'' Lc leaned up and looked so pretty Harvard wanted to snack himself! "The crystals are beautiful. I wonder how much they''d sell for!


    "You''re hot! Date me!" Harvest King smiled widely and grinned. He cheeks sort of jiggled. "I promise! I will give you 10 percent of all my earnings! What do you say?"


    "Help! There''s a monster behind me!" Lc jumped into Harvest King''s arms. "Help! I''m scared of monsters!"


    "Oh hoh! She''s mine!" Harvest King smiled while Howard looked at the ''monster''.


    [Rugged Rolling Stone] (Glowing)


    [Level 18]


    [Neutral]


    [System information: This monster will not attack you. They light the tunnels. If you kill too many of them you won''t be able to see.]


    "I''ll kill it mydy!"


    "No you won''t!" Harvard smacked Harvest King in the face! "We need that! Can''t you see it''s glowing. Look at its cute face, it''s harmless!"


    "I''m with mydy! I''ll mess you up!" Harvest King pulled out his de and tried to attack Harvard but he pped him in the face. "Ow, damn it! Where did mydy go?!"


    "I''m going down the short path! Look, there is a treasure at the end of the hallway."


    Harvard rubbed his forehead and pushed back his phantom brown strands of hair. He didn''t know what to say. He obviously couldn''t say that his system told him not to go down the small tunnel.


    "AH!" Lc jumped into Harvest King''s pudgy arms. "It''s a monster! It''s a monster!"


    "Guy''se down this tunnel." Harvard tossed a rock at Harvest King which caused him to scream in a funny way. "All the monsters are going in this direction, and none are going in that direction."


    "Hoho, I like smart men!" Lc jumped down from Harvest King''s arms. As she walked, she felt a slight sense of fear but ignored it. It felt like something was staring at her ass, hard, but she ignored it to the best of her ability.


    ''It''s sorge!'' Harvest King looked at the treasure chest and sighed. ''I bet there is a rare item in there. Maybe the monsters aren''ting in this direction because the reverse is true! They want you to think to not go down the small tunnel and bam!''


    That was the exact wrong reasoning, but Harvard had already walked with Lc down the other tunnel.


    [Harvest King has taken damage!]


    ''Where is that man!'' Harvard face palmed himself. "Damn it! Lc, didn''t he follow us?"


    "I don''t know. Should we go back?" Lc tensed and grabbed Harvard''s muscr arm and pushed her healthy bust against his torso. "Mmm, I''m scared."


    [Harvest King is at half health!]


    [Harvest King is almost dead!]


    "You idiot!" Harvard sprinted down the hallway and turned the corner. The rocky walls could hardly be seen because all the Rugged Rolling Stones had gone in the opposite direction. Harvard literally had to pick one up and take it prisoner. It kept squealing in fear. It was a rock!


    Sqeeeh! Sqeeeh


    It made pig like noises, which was hard enough to handle.


    After turning the corner, Harvard finally found Harvest King.


    [Harvest King has less than 1 / 10th of his health remaining!]


    Harvard looked forward and saw a gigantic being with humungous white ws that seemed to be jumping up and down from inside the small chest. More specifically, it probably was hiding in the chest! Just like a jack in the box!


    ''There are some things you shouldn''t open Harvest King! That''s why you''re supposed to listen to me!''


    "Damn it! It''s too strong! At least I got to carry a women in my second life. I never got to in my first!"


    Harvest King had lost 1 / 2 his speed due to a curse when he opened the chest. A curse effected a yers stats and could decrease them or increase them depending on the type of curse. The treasure eyed coffer had a powerful stun that only activated when it was open and effected anyone in a 100 meter radius. Luckily, Harvard had been around the other side of the tunnel! It didn''t effect him!


    "Idiot! I told you!" Harvard jumped in front of him and pulled out his legendary slime broken daggers. "I told you not to walk down this path!"


    "Sorry, it was so shinny man!" Harvest King jumped behind Harvard and closed his eyes. The ws were about to hit his body! He was about to die. "Tell my mother I loved her! Even though she hit me all the time I loved her!"


    "I''ll take care of it!" Harvard spun Harvest King away from the attack and into the wall.


    [Harvest King has seriously almost died!]


    Harvard sighed and ignored the prompt. He looked at the jumping around treasure chest that had two humongous white arms with spikes growing out of them before he analyzed it.


    [Treasure Eyed Coffer] (Mini Boss)


    [Level 26]


    [Reptutation: Killer of yers!]


    [Death toll: 56]


    "Shit! I should''ve leveled up first! Why don''t I listen?" Harvard activated Ultimate Stealth and Ultimate Poison de and rushed towards the boss.


    He''d learned during the beginning of his slime killing quest from a couple of gossoping yers that if you were below the level of an enemy, you would strike less damage.


    He thought this wouldn''t be a problem because of his speed, however, the Treasure Eyed Coffer specialized in speed. It was like an assassin! It had quick w attacks that whizzed past him!


    "Wow, they move fast," Lc smiled and pulled out her staff and activated Healing Spark on Harvest King. "I-I can''t beleive it. Harvard looks like he''s passed level 30. What kind of potions did he take before we went in here."


    "Thanks," Harvest King''s health went back up to half. "I don''t know. He''s insane. He spent a month doing a single quest to unlock a ss. He''scking in strength, though. I have that baby!" He flexed his arm yfully.


    "Die demon!" Harvard stabbed into the white hand of the beast.


    Hiss!


    It took the damage like a boss, but luckily it only needed to be hit a few hundred more times!


    Swoosh! Swoosh! Swoosh!


    -100, -200, - 300, -200, -500(critical)


    Harvard did a lot of damage, but he also took some damage.


    -100, -200, -100.


    He didn''t know how much vitality he had so he got a little bit worried! Luckily, after 5000 stabs the creature fell over!


    Boom!


    [You''ve killed Treasure Eyed Coffer]


    [You''ve gained 80,000 experience (+120,000 experience)]


    [Extra experience gained for oveing a boss of a higher level!]


    [You''ve leveled up to level 24!]


    ''Not bad. However, it''s a treasure chest. What did it drop?''


    [Mini Boss has dropped nothing. However, you forgot to return a system mission for Ghost Tower. Would you like the Midnight Ruler Daggers to make you feel better?]


    "Yes! Damn it! Nothing!" Harvard kicked the stupid wooden box that had the dead boss in it! "All this fighitng for nothing!"


    [You''ve gained midnight ruler''s daggers (artifact)! Would you like to look at its stats?]

 Chapter 22: Ability Lock

    Chapter 22: Ability Lock


    [Midnight Ruler''s Daggers] (set of 2)


    [Level 25]


    [Damage 200]


    [Attack Speed 500]


    [+15 Agility]


    [Ability 1: Locked until between 12:00 AM and 12:05 AM]


    [Ability 2: Locked until between 12:00 AM and 12:05 AM]


    [Ability 3: Locked until between 12:00 AM and 12:05 AM]


    ''Are you fudding kidding me! AM I only my strongest for 5 minutes a day! I go to sleep early for god''s sake!'' Harvard wanted to smack himself! "Harvest King. This is all your fault! Why didn''t you listen to me!"


    "Harvest King?" Harvard saw him walking down the small path. "Harvest King! Don''t go that way!"


    "What''s the worst that can happen? You already killed the Mini-Boss," Harvest King smiled and held up his thumb with a smile. "We already cleared the path, and the prompt did say take the road least traveled!"


    ###


    2 hourster


    Harvard finally got Harvest King to take therge path.


    However, he had reached level 25 due to several dozen unfortunate urrences along the way. He killed 2 mini bosses because Harvest King refused to not open up treasure chests, and almost got eaten by arge possessed thousand tooth hidden alligator. To make matters worse, they came to a dead end and he still spent 20 minutes looking for a secret passage!


    ''This is great! You even found me new armor!" Harvest King smiled, and looked at his sparkling silver armor and helmet and his new epic sword. It was the two epic items he owned that Harvard got from the possessed thousand tooth hidden alligator. For some reason, it seemed like nothing good dropped for Harvard no matter how much he prayed or rubbed Lc''s back!


    It was also gettingte, closer to sundown! Rugged Rolling Stones had begun to return into the walls, so their fluorescent asses stopped shinning so brightly!


    "I''m d your happy," Harvard looked down at his wrist and saw the time.


    [Current time: 10:05]


    "We spent five hours in here because of you! We could''ve been to Central City by now!"


    "We''re finally at the end of the tunnel," Lc smiled and pointed at a treasure chest. "I-I think that''s the chest my father wanted us to find. However, it''s probably booty trapped."


    "What did you say, booty trapped?" Harvest King snickered. "Don''t you mean booby trapped?"


    "No, I meant booty trapped! I''m sure it''s booty trapped! That''s what father says whenever he finds a new women to date! He says he''s booty trapped!"


    "I''ll go check it out," Harvard walked towards the golden chest.


    It was on a stone podium with a small oak tree behind it that had a few wine barrels on the left and right side of it. It was pretty dark, but Harvard was certain this had to be the treasure! He didn''t fight three mini-bosses by going the wrong direction just to get tricked by a booty trap!


    "Good Luck!" Lc jumped up and down and shook her booty in his direction. You got this! "Get that booty"


    "You''re even hotter when you don''t know what you''re talking about," Harvest King nodded his head and looked at Harvard. "Nowe on! No traps! No traps!"


    [Treasure Chest requires a key.]


    [Please defeat the boss to find the key!]


    [System information: The boss is somewhere in this room. However, it might be worth waiting till 12 o clock to fight him in order to ensure victory.]


    "Zzzzz, I''m tired," Lc leaned on Harvest King''s shoulder, and smacked him on his armor. "I need to go home! I-I''m so tired, and vulnerable! My father wouldn''t like me to be out here with you two men sote! This was supposed to be a fast Quest!"


    "I-I suppose we shouldn''t wait till 12 then?" Harvard pointed at the walls. "Anyways, let''s look around for a hidden switch! I bet we''ll find the boss."


    ###


    [Current time is 11:59]


    "It''s impossible! I give up!" Lc kicked aside a barrel. "We cane back tomorrow! Even though the dungeon will reset, we can just walk the right direction!"


    "Hold on! I think I found something," Harvard tapped on the tree. He checked everywhere besides the tree! It seemed to obvious to be the trap, and it was also a tree. "Damn it! Come on! There has to be a switch somewhere."


    [Midnight Ruler Daggers have now been autoequipped.]


    [Midnight Ruler skill has been automatically activated]


    [The Midnight Ruler Mask has now been automatically auto-equipped.]


    [Agility + 99] (30%)


    [Damage + 50] (15%)


    [You learned a new skill, Ultimate Tracking!]


    [You will now be able to see marks left behind! Perhaps this skill will be useful?]


    ''Why did I just learn that skill?'' Harvard had no idea he searching for 2 hours kept giving him experience for a ss skill. ss skills were different from normal skills in that they got earned from doing things.


    When he searched the room for two hours, he''d been gaining experience for this tracking skill! Unfortunately, when it activated, there wasn''t a single clue in the room!


    "You hit me," A deep voice came from the tree. "Hoho, I see boy. I see you came to challenge me. I can feel a dangerous curse emitting from you. Killing you will make this world a better ce!"


    "The tree! The tree was the boss!" Harvest King mmed down his sword. "Damn it! What bad timing! Our healer fell asleep!"


    "Wha?" Lc got up from lying down on a barrel. "What happened? Mother finally came back home?"


    Lc had lost her mother at a young age because she was a gold digger and wanted a richer father. After that, her father went from women to women and never had any children. Something about him being the mayor and rich attracted even the most beautiful women. She would never fall for anyone rich, never!


    "Harvard! Can you deal with that? I was dreaming about my mother," Lc turned over. "It''s a tree. It will be easy."


    [King Oak''s Tree] (Boss)


    [Level 28]


    [Reputation: Forgiving]


    [System information: His weakness is somewhere you won''t expect! Don''t think too hard, or you''ll never get it!]


    King Oak''s Tree opened its yellow eyes that had been hiding behind the bark. Out of its side, its branches started to grow longer while little fruit began to fall from it and start to move on the floor.


    [Bomb Fruit]


    [Level 28]


    [They explode!]


    [Reputation: Suicidal Mofos]


    ''Ugh, where do you even hit it!'' Harvard rushed towards the tree and dodged the suicidal exploding fruit.


    Fruit juices exploded everywhere around him! It was incredibly serious! He jumped into the air and tried to sh in the bark, but then the trees eyes shot outser beams.


    Bang!


    Swoosh!


    Harvard crashed into a wall and slid down it slowly while the dozens of bomb fruit fought valiantly against Harvest King. On the other hand, he just ran away from them with his hands iling in the air.


    "I''m kitting them! I got this!" Harvest King literally ran around in a circle and attracted more Bomb Fruit that exploded. To be more precise, they were really like balloons. When they got to a certain size they''d burst and send their juices flying.


    Harvard rubbed his head and got up before rushing towards the tree! It was time to show the tree who''s boss!

 Chapter 23: Critically Effective Massage

    Chapter 23: Critically Effective Massage


    [Current time: 12:04]


    [Midnight Ruler is about to wear off]


    "Die!" Harvard and the tree were neck and neck or bark and bark. He dodged aser beam and a few exploding fruit and shed at its branches.


    -180, -300, -500, -600, -800(critical), -600


    [King Oak''s Tree is starting to recover.]


    [King Oak''s Tree has recovered!]


    "No! What am I doing wrong!" Harvard jumped up to the top of the tree and dodged the spikey barbed branches. There had to be something he hadn''t tried attacking yet right?


    "Your time is up, human," The King Oak Tree said, "Your curse is wearing off. It looks like I won this battle today."


    "Damn it! This is the only ce I haven''t stabbed," Harvard stabbed it in the thickest ce on its body near the top of its head. "I''ll be back tomorrow King Oak Tree! You just wait!"


    [King Oak Tree''s weakpoint has been found.]


    [King Oak Tree has lost all reason.]


    [King Oak Tree has spit a key out of its mouth.]


    [King Oak Tree imagined its life shing before its eyes.]


    [King Oak Tree has died]


    [Harvard has defeated King Oak Tree!]


    [King Oak Tree will revive in 5 minutes!]


    "We did it!" Harvest King smiled and kicked aside a foaming at the mouth Bomb Fruit. "We did it! Now let me take thisdy back to my hotel! She fell asleep, haha!"


    "Not in your wildest dreams" Harvard snatched the key from the ground and walked over to the chest. "You did absolutely nothing! This treasure better be for me!"


    [You have the key to the Oak Chest]


    [Would you like to open the chest?]


    ###


    "Yes!" Harvard manually put the key in the chest. "Yes, I will open it myself, thank you!"


    He opened it up and prayed something good would be inside. However, there was no golden light and the chest was kind of heavy. After a minute, he finally opened the lid.


    "Heavy Chests are usually more valuable!" Harvest King smiled. "Let me see, man! I helped too!"


    [You''ve discovered a small phantom, A Smoke Mirror Beast!]


    [Smoke Mirror Beast] (Cursed)


    [Level 25]


    [Reputation: Takes lives in the areas he lingers.]


    [Ability 1: Smokescreen: Creates a cloud of smoke that decreases visibility and annoys the hell out of people. Has a small chance of stunning small children]


    [Ability 2: Ghost Reflection: Allows the Smoke Mirror Beast to be a shadow of another ghost for a minute]


    [Ability 3 (Cursed): Shadow of Death: If the Smoke Mirror beast feels like he''s about to die, he could explode everything around him for kilometers. ]


    ''So, if he ever felt threatened, he''d explode and kill us all. No wonder he''s cursed! I''m leaving this thing in here!''


    "It''s so cute!" Lc smiled and picked up the Smoke Mirror Beast. "I''ll name him Smokey! Becuase he looks like a cloud of smoke with eyes!"


    "Soft hands. Me like!" Smokeyughed and got hugged by Lc. "Woohoo! Finally free! I thought King Yama would never let me out of there!"


    [Smoke Mirror Beast is in an infatuated state.]


    [You''re currently safe]


    [He''s turning angry. Danger!]


    "He''s just a little cloud of smoke," Harvest King said and put pushed Smokey aside. "Damn it! There''s nothing else in the box?"


    "Oh, yeah there is! A level 27 de for me! Woohoo!"


    "I-I want to kill him." Harvard pointed towards the exit. "Oh well, at least I can return the Quest and we can finally leave."


    ###


    [Quest Update: Deliver Smokey to Central City]


    [The Mayor has requested you take his daughter Lc with you. She seems to be the only thing that can calm Smokey down.]


    [Failure will result in the death of everything nearby you.]


    "Wow, it really likes me," Lc lied on her bed and smiled. Smokey snuggled next to her. He really looked like a grey smoke ball with two yellow eyes and asional shes of some substance.


    When he got angry, a substance inside of him would heat up and he''d turn into a thermonuclear bomb. Yup, he''d literally cause a neuron to split inside of him and kill everything!


    "Well, tomorrow will be a better day!" Harvard sighed and exited the Mayor''s Mansion. "Wait, what happened to Tabitha? Oh no! I forgot about our Donkey too! What am I doing?!"


    "Hehe, I reserved us a room," Tabitha road on top of the donkey with a smile. "Nowe on! I give really great massages!"


    ###


    "AHHHH! That hurts in a good way!" Harvard felt Tabitha''s little hands digging deep into his muscr transparent back. He wanted to scream it felt so good and hurt so much. "AHHH! It''s over 9000 times better than I expected!"


    "Go to sleep! You didn''t even buy us two separate rooms," Harvest King had be dirt poor because of Count Silvester having someone follow him and take his money every few hours. "All because I said something about a man''s daughter, he thinks he can rob me!"


    Knock! Knock!


    "I''m sorry! I''m out of money! Come back tomorrow and I''ll give you whatever you want!"


    "It''s me!" A familiar voice said, "Smokey wanted me to find you, Harvard. It said it likes us when we''re together."


    "What do you mean when we''re together?" Harvard turned up and saw Tabitha jumping in the air. "Wait, what are you doing? No, not again!"


    Boom!


    [The massage was critically effective!]


    [You''ve gained +1 Vitality for the next 5 minutes]


    "Hoho! I''m done. That will be 1000 Lograms," Tabitha kicked Harvard in the back. "Pay up or I''ll bring in the donkey."


    "Hehe, looks like fun. Now what do you want me to do Smokey?"


    "Get on the bed with Harvard and cuddle with him. I''ll be on your side! It''ll be just like my mother and father used to do!"


    [Smokey is serious. Don''t do it and he may kill everyone you love.]


    "Oh, they used to kiss before bed! Make it happen, or I don''t know what I''ll dream about. I might go Kaboom and kill all your motha fudding asses."

 Chapter 24: Ultimate Tracking

    Chapter 24: Ultimate Tracking


    "I''m sorry. I had no choice," Harvard didn''t want to recall what he did the previous night. "May It was for the good of the nearbymunity. Smokey made me kiss her and cuddle with her! I promise!"


    "My father can''t know that I did that! He also can''t know that other people watched us do that!"


    Harvest King and Tabitha slept on the other bed on opposite sides, but asionally got woken up by Smokey wanting something in his sleep.


    "Kiss her! Hug her harder! Jump on the bed together! High Five her thigh!"


    After yawning a few times, Harvard thought about putting Smokey in the evolution cage, but then he found out he''d explode if he tried to absorb him. He had to find away to remove the cursed ability, and then he could absorb him!


    "Thanks guys! You''re the best," Smokey sat on Lc''sp and lied back. "Hehe, King Yama let me be in this valuable position. I told her I only lived to 12 years old on Earth and spent another 1200 in the underworld. I think she felt bad I didn''t get the normal 1000 year rush for most children, so she gave me this cool ability! I can kill everything if I want to for miles and miles!"


    "Haha, Smokey! Yeah, right." King Harvest walked behind the donkey. He was a bit agitated that he couldn''t ride the donkey and instead had to carry Tabitha on his back because she got tired. Him and Smokey had a real feud going on. "Come down here and explode then. You''re nothing to worry about!"


    [Smokey is angry]


    [Please pacify him!]


    "Smokey, ignore him. He''s just mad I didn''t pay for his breakfast."


    "Hmph, and here I was going to tell you about the secret dungeon I know about in Central City! I''m sure people would give you an arm and a leg for it, but not anymore! Fatso, go m into a tree a few times and I might reconsider!"


    "Harvest King! Do it!" Harvard pointed at a tree on the side of the road. "Think of all the women you''ll get if Smokey is right! We can sell the location of it for millions of Lograms!"


    "Screw that!" Harvest King shook his head.


    So what if Smokey was a child when he died. He''d been a 50 year old electrician that shocked himself to death when he tried to plug in a microwave! However, he got nothing from King Yama! The only important things he earned were from working hard!


    "Please, please hit yourself." Lc begged. Her chest jiggled on the donkey so it made it hard not to stare. She was wearing a tight white shirt today because that''s what Smokey wanted, and had her hair in pigtails because Smokey liked girls in pigtails. "I''ll give a reward you''ll never forget afterwards."


    "Fine, but this isn''t for you Smokey! This is for all of Lc! Because she''s so hot!"


    "Yeah, well I still win!" "Smokey took delight in watching King Harvest run into the tree. "Haha! Look at him bounce when he falls! This is awesome, thanks dad and mom!"


    [Smokey has grown attached to you!]


    [He''s now .3 percent chance less likely to explode on you!]


    ''Oh god, this is going to be a long trip to Central City'' Harvard looked down at his donkey that was smiling wickedly. ''It can''t get any worse, can it?''


    ###


    [ You are being followed!] Harvard woke up to the message from his system. Smokey was snoring happily on Lc''s back right over her bulbous butt like some kind of floating child, and Harvest King and Tabitha were sleeping under the donkey for warmth.


    ''Doesn''t he realize the donkey might have to go to the bathroom?''


    Harvard stopped worrying about Harvest King. After all, he''d been really lucky thest few days with drops and Harvard got literally nothing from no monster. He began to wonder if this had to do with the Midnight Ruler''s Curse.


    ''What''s this wet stuff on me?'' Harvest King coughed and woke up. "Ugh, did it rain?"


    "Let''s hope so," Harvard leaned down and activated Ultimate Tracking. With it, he began to see little system boxes in various areas. He looked at one and shook his head. This didn''t seem useful at all!


    [A bird pooped here]


    [Estimated time ago: 5 hours]


    [You may be able to track this bird. Would you like to find out who dared poop on this regr grass!]


    ''Let''s look for something else,'' Harvard coughed and told Harvest King he had to go to the bathroom. "There has to be something that will tell us who''s daring enough to follow our caravan!''


    Harvard really did have to pee and went behind a couple of trees to let off a cloud of steam. He smiled and noticed he seemed to be pissing on a set of giant footprints. The man had at least a full size bigger shoe than him and a much wider girth!


    [A man stepped here]


    [Estimated time ago: 3 minutes]


    [He''s fled off when he saw you getting up to pee! He may not be alone!]


    "Harvard! Seriously what is this wet stuff on me? Did you pull a prank?" Harvest King walked over to the tree because he also had to pee. "Damn it! The stench is all on my new armor! I''m going to have to pay a lot to get it cleaned in Central City!"


    "Shhh!" Harvard looked down at a set of tracks. "There is someone following us I think!"


    [Your donkey is currently being robbed!]


    "Behind us!" Harvard pointed at the donkey who seemed to be giggling madly! He spotted a small person in a cape trying to untie a small bag on the donkey. Harvard had put a few items in there that couldn''t fit in his inventory. He only had 10 inventory slots, so he had to carry some items when he found a merchant to sell the items to when got to Central City.


    However, now his crazy donkey was being robbed! He had to stop it!


    "Dude, just let her take the stuff,'' Harvest King grabbed Harvard''s wrist. "He''s just a boy."


    "What are you talking about?" Harvard freed himself from Harvest King''s grasp. "Did you see those footprints! They''re huge!"


    Damn it! I can''t even untie a knot!" The thief pulled out arge silver dagger and tried to cut the small grey bag off the harness of the donkey. "Can someone help me! Please! I need help!"


    [Quest Update]


    [A nearby NPC has requested help robbing you]


    [Would you like to ept the Quest. Y /N]


    When an NPC wanted something, the world would automatically make a quest for it. This meant that anything could be a quest as long as there was a way toplete the Quest. For instance, one time Harvard had walked passed the ck Tavern and he got a Quest from ady to take her to his hotel room. Unfortunately, May was staying with him that night. He imagined having two girls at the same time would''ve been a problem.


    "Ugh, you can take it!" Harvard ignored the Quest. "Kid, why don''t you sit down."


    "I''m not a kid! I''m a man," He sounded like a cute little boy. "I-I refuse to be helped by the person I''m robbing!"


    ###


    "This is a good meal!" The man tossed aside his mask and took off his oversized shoes. He had three sets of shoes in a bigger set of Hunter''s boots. His feet were actually really small.


    The boy was only 1.3 meters tall and seemed to be roughly 10 years old. After Harvard gave him some food, he started crying and hugging Lc.


    "I-I''m sorry I tried to steal your stuff." The small boy hadrge blue eyes with tears in them and long scruffy blonde hair in a pony tail. He couldn''t see very well without his sses, but they''d been broken past repair, so he wore a single lens on a golden ne. Harvard couldn''t help but look at the item.


    [Kyle''s Lens Ne]


    [Level 10]


    [Craftsmanship rated as impable]


    [self made item. Seems to be made by a child name Kyle. This boy might have a future being a legendary craftsman!]


    ''What''s a craftsman? Do they make items?''


    "I want to be a legendary thief when I grow up!" Kyle, the thief, gently snuggled in Lc''s bountiful embrace. "However, my mother is a craftsman for a Noble, so all I do all day is make items! I-I left her to start a journey! I''m going to be the ultimate thief in all existence!"


    [Quest Update]


    [Return Kyle to his mother.]


    [EStimated Reward: 500,000 Lograms, 100,000 experience, 1 Midnight Ruler''s Gloves]


    ''Why so many good items for bringing a kid to his mother?'' Harvard smacked away Kyle''s hand. He sucked at pickpocketing. He was so bad that Tabitha even dodged his hands in his sleep.


    ''Anyways, what''s the worst that can happen?''

 Chapter 25: Drake The Conqueror

    Chapter 25: Drake The Conqueror


    "I-I robbed someone before you," Kyle said with a smile. "He seemed pretty angry about it."


    "I''m sure it''s nothing to worry about," Harvard finally saw a sign that said Central City 10 kilometers away near a resting post on Main Road 997.65. The resting post had a few merchants in makeshift stalls selling various, and a few beautiful NPCs giving out quests.


    There also were some level 30 Monsters being kited by some level 29 Ghost Adventurers. And a few men that seemed to be trying to buy a plot ofnd for a Guild House.


    ''Isn''t this kind of far from Central City?'' Harvard let Donkey tie himself to a tree. ''Oh well, I''m sure when we get there, things will just work out.''


    "Dude, what are you doing heal!" A nearby Ghost Adventurer screamed. "The field boss is going to spawn soon! Do better!"


    "Man we need a healer! Stop ming me!"


    "It''s spawning! It''s spawning!"


    [A level 30 Field Boss, the Drake Conqueror has appeared!]


    [First one to kill the field boss will receive a bountiful reward!]


    "Harvest King! Stop hassling the female NPCs ande here! Let''s fight Drake Conqueror!" Harvard walked over to him and kicked him in the shin. "Hey! We have a grand opportunity here!"


    "She''s into me! She wants me to do a quest at her house! Screw off!"


    "Mmmm, so you really are going to follow me?" Harvard looked at the NPC in front of a stall up and down. Something seemed a little off about her. She looked pretty, but had a ck vail covering her mouth. Did she want to eat him or something? "I like men like you. However, if your friendes it will be quite the feast!"


    [New Quest Offered]


    [Quest declined. You''re out of slot for quests.]


    "Ugh, maybe it''s fine?" Harvard patted Harvest King on the back. "Go to her house and be safe! She might have big teeth under that ck mask!


    "I''m fine! I''ll meet you in Central City!" Harvard and Harvest King agreed to part ways. "However, just a rmendation! Don''t try to take down any field bosses! Consider it a parting gift, friend!"


    ###


    "We''re all going to die!" Dozens of Ghost Adventurers ran away from Drake the Conqueror. "He''s too strong! He chewed up that archer like he was a midnight snack!"


    "He ate my best friend!"


    "He ate my lunch!" Another Ghost Adventurerined. "He''s just too fast! No way anyone can keep up with his attack speed! He''s definitely a ss 2 monster!"


    ss 1 and CLass 2 Monsters could both be level 30, h0wever, ss 2 Monsters usually had close to 1.5 times the amount of attributes. That might not seem like a lot, however, Drake the Conqueror was eating yers like they were cookies and spitting them out in pieces.


    "Save me!" Tabitha screamed and ran away from a merchant stall! "He''s going to eat me!"


    Tabitha had inadvertently found herself in the way of Drake The Conqueror. Field Bosses unlike normal spawning monster''s could attack nearbymunities and towns.


    There had been a Quest by a local NPC to stop Drake The Conqueror which is why so many yers had showed up. Unfortunately, not a single person in Central City had seeded at a quest for a second ss.


    Hence, many guilds decided to try and do every Quest possible to try and get information from NPCs. Unfortunately, many had died today because of Drake the Conqueror. Tabitha was just the next delicacy on the menu for therge bulbous headed four armed blue monster. He had tworge green eyes and massive ws that shot out like bullets when he attacked.


    Bang!


    "That girls in an uing y!" Harvard blocked Drake the Conqueror''s attack with a faster attack. "You-you will not hit her! Tabitha, go make sure Donkey'' still alive."


    "Yes! Don''t die, Harvard!" She ran away like a bat out of hell and found Donkey sleeping by a tree. Why did nothing bother him? What exactly happened to this donkey in his life for him to be so calm! Harvard thought about that for a second before he and Drake the Conqueror''s hands started to blur!


    One holding two broken daggers the other with massive ws.


    Boom! Boom! Boom!


    "Wow, they are fast. Who the hell is that guy?"


    "He looks like that Slime dude. The one who tortured Ghost Slimes for 2 weeks." A nearby Ghost Adventurer wiped the sweat off his head. He almost lost an arm, but still had it hanging from his shoulder.


    "Dude, you need a doctor," His guildmate Sorros replied. "Doesn''t that hurt?"


    "I want to see who wins," His Vitality decreased a little bit every second, but he shouldst till the end of the fight! "Attack Speed vs Attack Speed! Who will win!"


    ###


    Swoosh!


    Harvard''s silver de struck Drake The Conqueror in the abdomen and caused blood to splurt out.


    -100,-80,-200,-300,-250(critical), -300


    Unfortunately, he had a lot of health! Harvard only had to make one mistake and he''d die. However, this big guy seemed like an endless health bar.


    "Men! Attack!" Sorros screamed. "Hamlord is on hisst leg! We have to save him."


    ''You''re trying to kill steal!'' Harvard started shing faster. ''I spent 20 minutes fighting this guy, and they are trying to get thest hit!"


    Roar!


    [Drake The Conqueror has entered into an enraged state. His attack speed has increased by 25% and his defense has decreased by 10%!]


    [System information: He only cares about killing Hamlord! You ruined his plot to go find a wife!]


    ''A wife?'' Harvard ignored the prompt and ducked past a swiping w before he shed him in the gut. Then he dodged another 10 ws in like 5 seconds. Why was this guy so fast!


    Boom!


    Harvard kept versing Drake the Conqueror while dozens of guilds showed up to watch the show. A few noticed Harvard didn''t have a guild. This included Alpha Thunder, who was at number 3 on the leader board.


    "Is... Is that Hamlord?" Alpha Thunder shook his head. "No way, Gina, use Analyze on him."


    "You know him?" Gina coughed. "I can barely see his hands! What''s happening?"


    "He''s going to be in our guild, Alpha Thunder," The number 5 on the leader board smacked a man to his right that was holding his sword. "Go run up to him after Guild apprentice! Offer him 10% of all our loot!"


    "I''ll offer him 15% of our loot!" Another guild leader screamed out!"


    "He''s really not that impressive! What''s wrong with you guys?" Someone said, but he got ignored.


    "My girlfriends are your girlfriends?!" Another man said.


    "I volunteer to be your wife!" Another girl said, "Please! Elope with me! I''m beautiful in the dark! I promise!"


    [Drake the Conqueror is activating it''s final skill. Drake''s Wish!]


    [Drake''s wish increases its attack speed by 100 percent for 1 out of every 5 attacks!]


    ''Shit! Why does it keep getting faster!''


    Harvard shed it once in the belly and then again in its back and then on the top of its head. He was literally moving around its body with such speed that some people gasped! How was he so fast!


    Boom!


    Harvard slipped and fell on the floor and looked up at a giant wing towards his face. He crossed his arms and prepared to die!


    Swoosh!


    The Drake fell over and died. Someone had hit it from behind.


    [Harvest King has killed Drake the Conqueror!]


    [You did 99 percent of the damage and have received 150,000 experience!]


    [You''ve leveled up to level 27]


    [You make pick 5 / 10 of Drake the Conqueror''s drops. The other 5 will go to Harvest King for getting the final hit!.]


    ''That''s surprisingly more fair than I thought,'' Harvard got helped up by Harvest King. "Anyways, what happened with the girl?"


    "She needed help babysitting her daughter. I''m done," Harvest King smiled, and held up his thumb. "Now, shall we look at the loot?"

 Chapter 26: Barnstone

    Chapter 26: Barnstone


    [You''ve chosen Drake the Conqueror''s Leather Satchel (Level 25)]


    [Increases inventory spots by 10]


    ''An actually good item! Not bad! Not bad!''


    [You''ve chosen Drake the Conqueror''s Egg (Level 1) (epic)]


    [Drake the Conqueror seemed to have been a girl. Yes, she was looking for a wife! So what?]


    ''Next, Nice.''


    [You''ve received a Drake''s Bronze Leather Pants (Level 25] (epic)]


    [Good at defense, but make noise when you run. Not the best for a thief]


    ''It makes noise? What the hell! I''m thief, can''t I get a break!'' Harvard moved onto the next item. A window with 10 items showed up and he selected his items before Harvest King could see the items. He earned this! HE chose another item.


    [You''ve received Drake the Conqueror''s Bell (Level 30) (artifact)]


    [System information: when you ring this, an NPC wille to you with a ss 2 Quest.]


    [You''ve received Drake''s ws (Legendary)]


    [System information: Can be used by a craftsmen to build a powerful weapon!]


    "Done," Harvard turned around. A sea of people had surrounded him and seemed really excited. Girls jumped up and down and seemed really bouncy in many parts. A few guys wanted to join his party while Alpha Thunder just nodded his head.


    "That''s my boy! I knew you''d do it! Haha!" Alpha Thunder pped his hands. "Not bad, but still not as good as your father!"


    "Alpha! So nice to see you again!" Harvard smiled and nodded his head. "I get it! All of you want to know what it dropped. I can''t tell you."


    "I want to marry you!" One girl screamed. "Me and my sister!" She kept screaming!


    "What''s going on?" Harvard said, "Do you all want to buy something?"


    "No, we all want you to join our guilds." A Ghost Adventurer named Barnstone said. "I''m from the Recalibrated Thunder guild! It''s a thousand times better than Alpha Thunder''s Guild!"


    "I''m sorry, but I have to refuse," Harvard shook his head and closed his eyes. There were too many women jumping up and down, so it made it easier to focus. "There is nothing you can do to convince me otherwise!"


    ###


    "They sealed the entranceway to Central City." Tabitha and Donkey peered out over the bushes. "Why do they want you to join a guild so bad anyway."


    "I don''t know! All I did was kill Drake The Conqueror! Harvest King, do you know why?"


    Harvest King and Harvard peered out behind some bushes in front of Central City''s Forest Clearing. They had finally made it to Central City, but had been chased here by a few guilds! Luckily, Donkey ran really fast when he was under pressure, really fast!


    "Dude, haven''t you heard not to ever show off! This is your fault!" Harvest King smacked Harvard on the shoulder. "Tabitha, why did you almost get killed! You''re a ghost! Just go invisible!"


    "I-I found you guys," Lc said with a smile. "Smokey is pretty mad, but he finally fell asleep.


    "Where''s Kyle?" Harvard looked at Smokey restingfortably on Lc''s head. He was snoring and had drooling out of his strange amorphous grey body. "We have Smokey! How could we lose Kyle!"


    "He''s over there!" Harvest King pointed at a moving bush! "What is he doing! He going to get us in trouble!"


    [Kyle has created a new technique, bushes]


    [He can now pretend to be a bush.]


    "Dude, have you guys seen Hamlord? We looked everywhere."


    "I don''t know, but why the hell is that donkey so fast! Is it some kind of special donkey?" Barnstone squeezed his hands tightly and smacked his Guild Apprentice in the face. "Damn it! Wait, do you guys see that bush?"


    [Kyle has been detected]


    [Kyle is running in your direction.]


    "Damn it! I''m over here!" Harvard got out of the bushes and jumped in front of Kyle. "What is it? Why are you all trying to recruit me so bad! I got attacked by women, had to dodge sleeping arrows, and had to deal with Donkey''s strange squeals! What is going on!"


    "I''ll exin," Alpha Thunder held up his hand and got out of an abandoned wagon on the side of the bridge. Had he been nning on ambushing this whole time! He thought they were friends.


    "We''ve extrapted that to get a ss 2 job you have to kill a ss 2 Field Boss. None of us have enough agility to dodge their attacks except you. They 5 hit the best tanks. The only way to defeat them is speed."


    "So what? Can''t you guys just change your stats?" Harvard didn''t understand. "Can''t you all just get faster?"


    "We wish," Alpha Thunder said and for some reason stopped right next to Harvard. "Unfortunately, it costs 1 million Lograms to change a single attribute point! No one is that rich!"


    "I see. Well, I know just how to solve this!"


    ###


    Central City Auction House


    A beautiful woman in a green dress with a pearl ne and golden hair walked onto the stage. She looked out at the audience of Guild Leaders that had gathered.


    They all had one reason for being here. None of the level 30 items interested them. Just the man sitting on the stool in the center of the stage.


    He was just a normal man, but boy did he attract a lot of attention. A few women promised to die for him in exchange for help. They all wanted to be the first person to have a second ss.


    ''I can''t believe I''m doing this,'' Harvard cleared his throat. "This is my big moment! Where I go to the guild willing to pay enough Lograms for my services! I-I have a feeling this might go very bad.''


    It probably would go very bad. Harvard had gotten death threats, angry letters, and found weird things in his hotel room that the Auction House gave him.


    ''We''ll start the bidding at 1,000 Lograms!'' The beautifuldy smiled and patted Harvard on the shoulder. "NPCs are free to make bids as well. This is the final item of the night!''


    [You''ve been offered to enter into a party by the female auctioneer Miss Loan, ept?]


    ''What a bad name. ept!''


    [You''ve entered the party!]


    ''Why would she have me enter a party with her?'' Harvard found a secondter it was so other people couldn''t invite him to a party. ''Oh, it makes sense now.''


    "100,000 Lograms!" The bidding started!


    "200,000 lograms!" Another person bid.


    This happened for ten minutes


    "Well, we''re down to the final three bidders." It''s the Alpha Thunder Guild,the Recalibarted Thunder Guild, versus the Forest''s Clerk Guild. "The Forest Clerk''s Guild is a craftsman guild run by an NPC that recruits yers! Don''t you all agree they are a shoe in!"


    The beautiful auctioneer winked at Harvard and rubbed his shoulder gently before moving her hand down his muscles. It felt kind of strange, but he smiled andughed at the situation.


    ''There is no way it will go passed 10,000,000 Lograms. That''s simply too much!''


    "15,000,000 Lograms!"


    "20,000,000 Lograms!" Alpha Thunder was down to hisst, best bid. He might have to sell his best dungeon drops, but he knew the auction house would cover it. There is no way anyone had made more money than that. The Forest Clerk''s Guild had just started selling crafted items to Ghost Adventuers, and NPCs originally didn''t have alot of money.


    There was no way he was going to lose!


    ''20,000,000 Lograms going once! Going twice!"


    "My Guild House!" Barnstone screamed! "I''ll give it to you and 10,000,000 Lograms!"


    "Holy Shit! Way to go Hamlord!" Harvest King pped, and then realized everyone seemed to want to kill him. "I mean! That''s a good deal! You have to take it!"


    "100,000,000 Lograms," An NPC in a white suit walked into the room. He had a crown on his head and looked kind of important. "And a room in the royal castle with the option of marrying one of my daughters after two week so working for me. How does that sound?"


    Harvard gulped and shook his head.


    There is no way he was going to take that! The Guild House and the 10,000,000 Lograms sounded much more safe! What if he got forced into marrying a daughter that kept him from saving May Tape andpleting like the 0ther 10 quests he had to do here!


    There was no way he was going to say yes to this.


    "You can''t say know," The Aunctioneer smiled and picked up her gavel. "Now" Her voice raised louder and broke Harvard''s heart.


    "Going once, going twice!"


    "Hold on!" Barnstone pulled out his de. "Why does an NPC need help from Harvard? He''s already up to his third ss!"


    "I see a business opportunity. I''ll meet each of you outside after I purchase Harvard to enter my guild. My name is Sir Awning! The starting price for having him on your team will be 20,000,000 Lograms!"


    "Well, looks like you''re rich now," Tabitha smiled and got out from behind Harvard''s back. She''d been hiding there for some time now, and he didn''t know why. "Someone is going to be busy helping guilds for a long time!"

 Chapter 27: Smokeys Curse

    Chapter 27: Smokey''s Curse


    Two weekster,


    Harvard had long reached level 30, and was now facing his 200th Field Boss.


    Unfortunately, even though many people had started on their ss 2 Quests, not a single person hadpleted one. He was still a hotmodity, and had made so much Lograms it didn''t seem possible for him to be any richer.


    The Noble he worked for was really nice. He gave him 5,000,000 Lograms every time he yed a field boss, and let him sleep with his daughter.


    She was good in bed, but not nearly worth all the hard work he had to do!


    "Down you go! Ultimate Poison de!" Harvard killed The Menace Lord in under 5 minutes. It''s ck blood sprayed at all the nearby guilds watching in awe. Unfortunately, when people got their second ss, Harvard would no longer be the most powerful.


    Second sses changed everything, and everyone would be a powerful monster. That meant that Harvard would no longer be a monster and just a normal guy. Even when he got a second ss, it would have topliment the Midnight Ruler ss. That was like finding a needle in a donkey''s straw bed at night after a long day of him rolling in dirt.


    Needless to say, it wasn''t easy.


    [A special item has dropped 1 / 1,000,000,000]


    [Menace Lord''s Silver Card] (heirloom)


    [Calls an NPC that was designed by King Yama to steal from innocents. This NPC is so dangerous, and also perfectlypliments the Midnight Ruler ss! The Midnight Ruler even used this as his second ss!]


    "What''s taking so long? Give us the ss 2 item."


    "It''s not here. 1 out of every 50 bosses doesn''t drop a ss 2 item." Harvard lied, and smiled before seriously walking away. "The rest of the items are yours. I have a Quest toplete now. My two weeks helping other guilds are up.


    "Wait, what the hell?" The muscr leader of the group he was in approached Harvard and pulled out a de. "You think you can scam us? It says 9 items remaining! All Field Bosses drop 10 items!"


    [You have activated ultimate stealth]


    [You have fled!]


    ###


    Harvard had been under contract for 2 weeks, so he didn''t get a time to rest. Luckily, he finally had some time to look at his Quest Window in the Rave Hotel.


    He spent 100,000 Lograms a night for a master''s room, so they provided NPC guards to keep the haters out from ruining his sleep. Harvard had gotten very tired, and he finally finished his two week contract with Sir Awning. At least he could take that Quest of his Quest window list.


    [Quest Complete: Be Loyal to Sir Awning]


    [You filled up his coffer with young guild money and made him the 10th richest noble in Central City. If you ever need his support, because you earned him over 5 billion Lograms, he promises to help you in anyway he can! He hopes you join the family some day!]


    [Reward: 100,000,000 Lograms (+500,000,000 Lograms bonus), one marriage contract for one of his daughters (free choice out of all 10), and 1 VIP ticket for the Central City Train Station]


    [The VIP ticket is an extremely valuable treasure. There are only 10 avable per year! It grants ess to the VIP section of the train!]


    ''It''s just a train ticket. You make it sound like marrying his daughter''s isn''t as good of a reward.'' Harvard sighed and opened his Quest Window. He sat down on the impable man''s bed before the Quest Window he dreaded reared its ugly head.


    [Quest Window] [ 6 / 7 ]


    [Return Kyle to His mother]


    [Deliver Smokey to Central City]


    [Save your child!] (If it''s really yours, is another question) (In Central City)


    [Silvia''s hot sister has been kidnapped!] (Go to Central City)


    [Rename Sniff''s Nose] (Firstplete Deliver Smokey to Central City)


    [New Quest: Her Scent!] (Save May Tape from Loonie in Central City!)


    ''Ugh, why did I do this to myself! It hurts! Make the pain go away! Someone make the pain go away!''


    Knock! Knock!


    "It''s me! It''s Lc!" The door opened and she found her way to the bed and sat down on the white sheets. She had her hair in a bun, and her ck curls sort of lookeed like beautiful rolled up flowers. She had on tight stockings and a white dress as well, which made her seem especially fun to look at. "I-I just came to tell you I have to leave tonight. Smokey keeps making me kiss you, And tonight I''m not sure what he''s going to do. I-I expected it to just be one or two nights of kissing you, but you''ve been so busy for thest two weeks. I''m starting to like you a lot."


    "I-I''ll go return Smokey first, Lc. I won''t be so busy anymore." He kissed her on the forehead. He imagined her mayor father in the room stabbing him in the heart and killing him slowly, so he somewhat trembled in fear when he backed away. "Then-then I have to save May, and Silvia''s sister, and help Kyle''s mother, and Rename your city!"


    "I know." She rolled her eyes. "However, what about naming what me and you have? Do you like me, or are you just kissing me to pacify Smokey? Look, my heart beats faster around you ever night! I-I don''t want my husband to be anyone else but you!"


    "Harvard? Where did he go?" Lc mmed the bed. "Damn it! I probably made him realize how many things he had to do and he got nervous! Why did I open up my pink lips!"


    ###


    Harvard left because he realized he had too many things to do. He also really liked Lc, but he didn''t imagine them getting together. After all, her mayor father would kill him a million times over. He was just kissing her to save the world.


    "Smokey, do you like Lc?" Harvard walked towards the coordinates he had for the Quest with Smokey. Luckily, his system provided just enough extra information that he didn''t have to ask hundreds of NPCs where to find the Legendary Curse master. "She''s not a bad girl, right?"


    "You and mother are perfect! I wish my real parents were like that!" Smokey smiled up at Harvard. He hadrge human like teeth in his smokey mouth with a pink tongue, but Harvard had gotten used to his weird features. "My mother and father always fought, and you two do exactly what I want! You make me feel like I''m not going to explode and kill everyone!"


    "d to hear that," Harvard looked up at the Legendary Curse Master''s Shop. "Well, you know, you''re not a bad guy Smokey. I like you."


    "Thanks dad! Please don''t let anyone kill me," Smokey had a good feeling about his father, and smiled widely. "I''m so d you''re finally taking me to buy candy! Haha! This will be great."


    ###


    "This is a ce where we can remove curses," Ady in a white dress sat in front of a crystal ball. She had on too much mascara and had a white ball of hair above her head that somehow stood up like a strange, badly potted nt. She also overcharged, 100.000 Lograms for a 15 minute meeting! Harvard wanted toin, but then Smokey might get upset.


    "So, what? Can you get rid of Smokey''s curse?"


    "Yes, I can," Thedy smiled. "However, it''s really dangerous. I''m going to need a lot of Lograms to buy the proper items for the ceremony. It will run about 10 million Lograms. I don''t suppose you''re willing to pay a little more."


    Harvard felt like he had met his match. When he was awyer, he thought he overcharged, but thisdy took it to a whole other level. Most Ghost Adventurers on average had earned roughly 100,000 Lograms from Quests and Monster drops, and most of those people had to give money to their guilds. Those guilds gave Harvard all their money to defeat Field Bosses, which exined why he was so rich, but this was highway robbery! No skyway robbery!


    "I ept, but you have to promise me Smokey won''t suffer."


    "He won''t. In fact, he''ll probably get a second chance at life once the ceremony isplete. You can trust me on that."

 Chapter 28: Smoke Screen and Ghost Mirror and New Child

    Chapter 28: Smoke Screen and Ghost Mirror and New Child


    "Oh God! This is fantastic!" Smokey smiled. "You''re putting all those things in that fire for me! YOu even brought me candy, dad!"


    Smokey was really bad at reading situations, mostly because he needed sses but any he tried to put on would fall off hsi face. But the situation waspletely fine with Harvard. He gave him a lollipop and he floated over arge spell circle full of cheap store alternatives to the items he thought the Ultimate Cursemaster would use.


    She told him she''d get Silver Stool Wool, but instead she got Bronze Stool Wool, which was 10 times cheaper! She ripped him off!


    [Smokey''s ceremony has started.]


    [Nothing bad will happen if all the right ingredients have been used.]


    "I''ve done this for years, you have nothing to worry about," The Curse Master cracked her knuckles and opened up arge tome. It had all her spells in it that she forgot over the years. "Ah, yes! Smoke Fiend Curse Removal Number 59,997 or is it 59,995?"


    "They both work!" She smiled and held out her hands! "This will be fast!"


    It was fast


    Harvard expected it to be slow, but Smokey fell asleep after the first minute and after 5 minutes he started to evaporate. After 10 minutes, he''d disappeared and seemed to have vanished from existence. However, when he looked up a grey cloud had formed. It looked evenrger than the original Smokey, except without the eyes and evenrger teeth.


    The teeth sort of seemed like a door, but not quite. It was more like a gate to a different! One where Smokey could be happy and live out his youth in peace!


    "This is the most important part!" The Cursemaster Jaminalot floated in the air and took out arge hexing wand. Hexing wands were for cursemasters, but it was quite a rare ss. Hence, most of them were very expensive and hard to find, but hers seemedpletely made out of the finest gold his money could buy! "Lunastes! Hurestas! Murestas! Burestas! Correstas! Finito! Banito!"


    Boom!


    The smoke cloud above Harvard disappeared from the powerful spell cast by Cursemaster Jaminalot''s wand and instantly burst in dozens of directions. Thousands of children seemed to be screaming inside of the smokey cloud before it spread rapidly in all directions.


    The white windows of the Cursemaster''s shop instantly got covered in the cloud of white smoke, and a customer that walked inside to check out the cheap antiques fainted and probably died.


    Harvard gasped.


    What a powerful spell!


    [Ceremonyplete!]


    [Smokey has died as you know it!]


    [An innocent bystander has been killed! She dropped a strange box!]


    [New Quest Loading!]


    ###


    [You''ve identally caused the death of the legendary assassin, Soft Woman!]


    [She dropped a box called the Last Locket (legendary).]


    [When you open it, a level 2 NPC wille running towards you and offer you a 2nd ss Quest!]


    ''Huh, still not as good as the other item I found, but what''s up with her name? Soft Woman? How much of a legendary assassin can she be if she died by smoke?'' Harvard turned around and saw a small boy standing behind him with only a pair of candy underwear on. ''Don''t tell me! Did Smokey get reced by a little child!"


    "Wow, this is great! I can''t float anymore, but I feel so strong! I feel like I can make anything I wan to explode, hahahaha!"


    "I told you I''d get rid of the curse. I didn''t say it wouldn''t be reced by an even worse curse," Cursemaster Jaminalot sighed and crossed her arms. "I really should have used spell 49995. I identally removed his curse and put it another body. His old body is over there."


    [Two new abilities have been detected in Smokey''s Corpse]


    [Would you like to activate the Evolution Cage?]


    ''Yes!'' Harvard at least had to get something out of this! However, wait, what was he going to do with the small child! A smoke mass was easier to take care of! It didn''t eat, and was lighter than a feather! This thing required food and might eventuallypete for resources! Ah!


    He never had children because his girlfriend killed him before he could ask her to marry him, and she robbed a bank, so she probably went to jail after killing him or died in a gunfight. Needless to say, he didn''t know how to take care of a child!


    ''At least I get two abilities out of it," Harvard walked over to Smokey''s corpse and took it into the bathroom before putting it in the Evolution Cage.


    Swoosh!


    He flushed the toilet so they wouldn''t hear the Evolution Cage doing its magic.


    [SmokeScreen - You can create a mist of smoke that blinds everyone for 10 meters, excluding party members. Increases Agility by 1 percent]


    [Ghost Mirror - lets you disappear into another Ghost Adventure''s shadow for 1 minute]


    ''Wooh! I''m done with the bathroom'' Harvard got out and walked over to Smokey. "Now, what were you saying earlier, sprout? You mind showing what you meant by you can make anything explode?''


    ###


    Harvard dropped his jaw in shock in the park.


    There had once been a tree, but there was no longer a tree. There had once been a small hill behind that tree, but it now had a hole in it. There had once been a Ghost Adventurer fighting in a dungeon behind that tree, but the boss died. Behind that, there was also another hole! How was Smokey allowed to exist! He was too strong!


    "It''s not bad right!" Smokey smiled and pointed up at the moon. "Want to see the range!"


    "No, you can''t ever use that skill again, Smokey! It''s too dangerous!" Harvard gave him a shoulder massage. "Now, what do you want? What can I do to make you happy."


    "Nothing, you already gave me a second chance," Smokey smiled. He had white teeth and still only had on his underwear. "Youpleted my Quest now! However, before I leave, can I have about 200,000,000 Lograms? Just to make sure I can buy all the candy I want?"


    ''Hmmm, 200,000,000 Lograms or world destruction. I choose to be robbed blind!'' Harvard sighed and smiled at Smokey. "Sure, just remember to use your powers for good not evil. Only fire that attack if the world is in grave danger. Otherwise, just grow up. Live the childhood you missed! Once you''re 18, maybe you can be my wingman?''


    [You''ve offered 200,000,000 Lograms]


    [Smokey has turned it down.]


    ''300,000,000 Lograms?''


    "That''s it!" Harvard sighed, and tried to trade him again. This time it actually got epted.


    "Thanks father," Smokey smiled. "I''ll be watching in the shadows. Whenever you''re in grave danger, I wille to the light! I will ughter even innocents to clear your path! Now which way is the Central City Candy Shop?"


    "That way," Harvard wiped a tear from his eye. "Buy-buy the most expensive chocte you can son! Have a good time!


    [Smokey has fled!]


    [Questpleted!]


    [Deliver Smokey to Central City]


    [Reward: 150,000 experience (saved till second ss), Smokey''s Gloves (Level 30), Smokey''s Father and Son Amulet (Contains your picture) (priceless).]


    ''Ugh, I''ll miss that little guy! I hope the next time I see him, it''s for a very good reason!''

 Chapter 29: Ghost Emperors Approval Letter

    Chapter 29: Ghost Emperor''s Approval Letter


    Alpha Thunder took a deep breath and looked down at his torn armor.


    He was trying to unlock the Second ss called a Ghost Emperor, but thisrge man was trying to kill him! Ever since the day he broke that stupid Gray tablet it had been chasing him!


    What was he supposed to do! It was virtually indestructible! Only an act of god could kill it!


    Boom!


    Alpha Thunder ducked before a beam of light shot through a building and knocked over a bell tower. The bell tower fell over and a small boy walked out of the bell tower with candy. He had a smile on his face and started skipping while everyone ran away from him.


    However, he seemed to smile when he saw Alpha Thunder. It''s like he knew who he was!


    "Kid! Get away! Get away! There is a terrifying monster chasing me! He''s level 35! Why aren''t you the only one running!"


    "Where is he?" Smokey cracked his neck. He had short brown hair, massive blue eyes, and pale skin with a lollypop in his mouth. "I''ll take care of him!"


    "You broke my mother''s gravestone you asshole!" Arge monster appeared behind Alpha Thunder. His heart nearly jumped out of his chest, and maybe it did! He turned around and rolled away from the de!


    Smokey, on the other hand, just stood there and held out his lollypop!


    Boom!


    Smokey''s lollypop pushed back the sword.


    Bang!


    Wam!


    Zow!


    The lollipop and the sword rapidly crashed against each other. It made no sense!


    ''This kid is good. Maybe I can recruit him.'' Alpha Thunder ran to an ally and hid behind a bucket. ''If he wins, I might be the first person to get a second ss! Haha, go candy kid!''


    The name Candy Kid might be famous or might not, but Alpha Thunder just watched the battle. The lollypop was starting to crumble and get closer to the center, but the sword of the Ghost Emperor also seemed to be running down.


    "I''m tired!" Smokey''s finger glowed and then the Ghost Emperor''s body split apart into pieces. "You-you destroyed my lollypop! I banish you to the underworld!"


    "What''s happening?" Harvard had seen the bell tower drop and thought it might have been Smokey. When he looked up, a beam of light seemed to have started traveling into space. "What are you doing here!"


    "Ah, if it isn''t the guy who rips off his friends!" Alpha Thunder shook his head.


    In his entire life, he''d never been ripped off so bad until he met Harvard. He really ripped him off! He made him pay 5,000,000 Lograms for him to fight 3 Field Bosses! He even rmended him to crush that damn stone! It was the worst decision of his life.


    Harvard also hadn''t joined his guild yet, and he told everyone he was his friend. It felt like he pped him in the face! How dare he show his face!


    "Look man, I''m not paying you more money! This is level 25 armor! I still haven''t found good level 30 armor yet because I had to sell it to get your help!"


    "Hey dad!" Smokey waved and picked up the bell tower with one hand and tossed it back into the air. "Haha! I just had so much fun fighting a weakling! You want what he dropped?"


    "Sure!" Harvard rushed over to Smokey and looked down at the corpse.


    The Ghost Emperor had been a powerful warrior from the very first patch that King Yama made, and looked like he had greatly suffered. This was the third path, but Harvard wasn''t interested in that! He was interested in the item!


    [Ghost Emperor''s Approval Letter]


    [Take this to the NPC you killed in order to unlock the Ghost Emperor ss]


    [You will be able to skip doing all 7 ss 2 Quests with this item]


    "What? What did you find?" Harvard ignored Alpha Thunder who kept talking. "Tell me, please! I didn''t know that was your son! I-I didn''t think we''d been here for 9 months yet! You work fast!"


    "Tell me. If I wanted to join your guild and get some help from your guildmates, would you do it for me? I have 5 quests I need toplete and two hands. Do you think you could help me save my other child, deliver a bad thief to his mother, and find someone named Loonie."


    "I know Loonie. No one messes with that creep," Alpha Thunder sighed. "Fine, I agree to help you with your Quests, but let me at least see the item first!"


    [Harvard has offered trade.]


    [Ghost Emperor''s Letter of Approval has been offered]


    [Alpha Thunder has epted trade.]


    [Harvard has canceled trade]


    "Do it, first!" Harvard smacked Alpha Thunder''s hand. "Smokey, don''t you agree! He should do what your father wants!"


    "Yeah," Smokey had a deep masculine voice of a 50 year old. "Help my father! Otherwise, one of your legs got to go! They got to go!"


    "Fine! Man! We''ll do your quests, but after this you''re joining our guild! You need one anyway and we''re the 8th strongest Guild, just a little bit weird. You okay with weird?"


    "I epted" Harvard had already gotten a guild request a long time ago. "Now, shall we go save my children. I believe I have three already, but I may have lost count.


    ###


    [Quest Complete: Return Kyle to his mother]


    [Reward: 500,000 Lograms, 100,000 experience(saved until after level 30), Midnight Ruler GLoves]


    ''Hoho! Alpha Thunder pulled through.''


    [Quest Complete: Save your child!]


    [Reward: 1,000 Lograms, 20,000 experience(saved until after levrel 30), a potential wife waiting at Ghost Tower]


    ''A new wife waiting. When I make children, this will be really useful," Harvard kept waiting for Quests toe in with Lc on a bench. Smokey had them kiss a few times, and then seemed satisfied.


    ''Hoh a new one!'' Harvard decided to finally rename Sniff''s Nose to something better! He thought the name Normal City sounded inconspicuous enough!


    ''Come on! Please give me a good reward!''


    [Quest Complete:Rename Sniff''s Nose]


    [You named Sniff''s Nose - Normal City]


    [Reward: 5,000,000 Lograms, 120,000 experience, gained noble title in Normal City! You can now buy a property there for 10 percent off and get rare quests!]


    ''Damn it! It''s not bad, but who wants to be a noble? What about a ce to put Smokey where he won''t destroy the world! What about a cape for a thief! I''ve been capeless for 30 levels!''


    "Mom, dad," I''ll see youter. I can sense someone is in danger!" Smokey found a cape that dropped when a beautiful woman ran away from him after he decked a thief in the face. "I''ll be in the darkness! You will never see me again, promise!"


    "My god, he grew up so fast," Lc touched her lips. "Thank god, if he made me kiss you more my dad would probably see the mark."


    "Do you really have to return," Harvard got up and stretched. "I''m a noble in Normal City now, so I''m a good person to be with on Quests. I''ll make you smile! Come on! Are you really going to leave!"


    "I must, or he''ll assassinate you," Lc hugged Harvard. She had on a white dress today, and for some reason kept wearing shorter skirts to try and impress Harvard. What was going on in her head, but she was still happy to be leaving. "Hehe, you''re smiling when you look at me. If you really like me,e back to Normal City sometime.''


    [New Quest received]


    ''No! I almost cleared all my quests! Please no!''


    "What? You don''t like me." Lc pouted and pushed him gently away.


    [Quest has been rescinded by Lc]


    ''No, it''s not that!'' Harvard replied to Lc,


    [New Quest received]


    [Return for Lc when you reach level 35]


    [She will help you possess the most important part of the Midnight Ruler''s Armor! The shoulder pads! When it is 12 oclock! You will be a lot faster with high quality Midnight Ruler shoulder pads!]


    [Reward: Midnight Ruler shoulder pads, a meeting with the Mayor, and a chance to increase your noble title!]


    Harvard couldn''t decline the quest because there was no option to ept the quest, so he just smiled and kissed Lc one more time. A wagon then came and whisked her away! A few assassins that had been waiting in the bushes eximed "Shit!" and immediately left.


    ''Looks like I''ll see her again in the future,'' Harvard sighed and looked at his Quest window. Now, time to save sylvia''s sister!

 Chapter 30: One Man vs an Army

    Chapter 30: One Man vs an Army


    Loonie owned a small Guild Property outside of Central City.


    The first ten guild properties got bought by the top 11 guilds. His guild was in the top 5, but he refused to buy a property in Central City. He liked being hidden from the limelight only to eclipse everyone on the stage and shock the audience!


    Loonie had on a ck set of level 30 epic armor that he got from ughtering a Field Boss by himself. He used a trap to seal off its movements and then spent two hours killing it. Though he may not be as quick as Harvard, he was 10 times more resourceful. The entire area was booby trapped to protect his girlfriends from escaping and from intruders. He even hired two NPCs for 1000 Lograms a day.


    ''Harvard is never getting her back! She''s just a few days away from agreeing to marry me, and already makes me breakfast! Soon, there will be lunch and dinner, and finally she''ll be my wife!''


    Loonie smiled and walked into his guildhouse and went upstairs to see May Tape.


    She was crying like she did every morning when she cooked breakfast, and sounded so cute!


    ''Woo Woo Woo!'' May Tape walked over to the bed in an apron with a white dress underneath. "You''re breakfast, Woo! Is served!''


    "You make the most interesting Woo sound when you cry,'' Loonie patted the bed. "Well, today is the day we agreed on. You ready to kiss me."


    "I bit my lip!" May Tape screamed and ran to the bathroom! "Ow! It huwts!"


    ''She''s ying hard to get,'' Loonie sighed and looked downstairs at his living room. Five women were sleeping all together in a single bed at roughly a few feet apart so he could choose where to sleep. Those women loved him because he brought them protection, had he made a mistake with May Tape?


    "Boss! Harvard is on his way with Alpha Thunder! We got a message from a Noble saying he''sing to help us! Apparently, he stole an Aunctioneer''s daughter and is worried about Harvard! We''ll have 10 ss 2 NPCs on our side! They''re level 31 Silver Guards!''


    ''Hoho! This is great!'' Loonie nodded his head. "Go get all our guild members ready for battle! We will finish Harvard today in a way he''ll never expect!''


    ###


    "What the hell are we doing?" Alpha Thunder said. They had been standing in front of Loonie''s Guild House for thest hour, but did nothing. "Why are you just staring at the floor?"


    "I have an ultimate tracking skill. I''m trying to find a pathway that doesn''t have a booby trap." Harvard saw mines, spear traps, hidden pits, crocodile pits, dropping anvils, and a few other ''Looney'' traps. "He really lives up to his name. These traps are all insane.''


    "Hehe, don''t worry. We have a person that specializes in dealing with traps,'' Alpha Thunder cleared his throat before suddenly a deep voice came out. It was usually quite high and cheerful, but all of a sudden he sounded like a boy trying to be a man! "Rocket! Deal with it!"


    "Rocket! Absolutely dealing with it!" A small woman with a petite body took out a magnifying ss and got on the floor with her butt tiled upwards. She had on ck leather pants that were so tight it was kind of awkward.


    "Don''t look. She has to get on the floor and crawl like that to use the skill.'' Alpha Thunder blushed and patted Harvard on the back. "So anyways, it looks like our other enemies have arrived.''


    "Stop pushing me!" Silvia''s sister, Opal, got pushed harder by the woman tugging her along. "Damn it! This is so unfair! I''m an NPC! My father is going to have the final word."


    "Your wedding is tomorrow, Opal." The woman next to her smacked her in the back. "Haha, you''ll be a concubine to my husband! However, remember, I drive the reigns around here!"


    "Behind every evil man is a pretty evil wife," Harvard shook his head, and looked down at the time.


    [Current Time: 11:59 AM]


    ''If only I had a ss that let me be strong from 12:00 - 12:05 PM! That would make everything better!''


    Harvard turned and looked at Alpha Thunder while they drew out their weapons. Alpha Thunder started jumping up and down because he was getting excited! He was really hoping Harvard would give him the Ghost Emperor''s approval letter now! Otherwise, they''d definitely lose!


    "Harvard, please give me the document?''


    "Did you save Opal yet?" Harvard shook his head. "How do I know you won''t renege on our deal?"


    "We''ll die if you don''t give me that document. Come on man," Alpha Thunder pleaded, but he could see it had no effect! "Damn it! I might really die man! Please give it to me!"


    "I''m joking," Harvard handed him the Ghost Emperor''s letter. "Go take that into the woods and use it. I''ll deal with them while you power up."


    Harvard smiled and looked all around him. Hundreds of Ghost Adventurers from Loonie''s Looney Guild and the Auctioneer''s hired mercenaries started to approach his guild which only had 10 people.


    Alpha Thunder wanted only the best Guild Members, so he only recruited the top yers he found. To be honest, besides for Harvard''s speed, he lost out to all the other guild members in prowess. Rocket had a really powerful tracking ability that required the most delicate usage of her form. She had beautiful brte hair that floated above her head while she crawled on the floor like a strange worm to make a path to Loonie''s fortress.


    Then there was Kite Thunder, a level 30 Rust Banshee. He used antique weapons to destroy his enemies and also had a shield to stop massive, powerful attacks! And then there was six other people he''d yet to meet, but saw their screen names. If they died, he''d feel a little sad, but they seemed cool. There was JackofAll, March, Tracks, Moonie, and a few others that he could see because they were behind their guildmates.


    All together it was 10 members of the Alpha Thunder Guild versus 100 opponents. They definitely were going to win if they worked together.


    "Are you ready to finish them?" Harvard cracked his neck. "Harvard smiled at Kite Thunder. "Shall we destroy them now?"


    "Dude, Alpha Thunder told us to leave after you gave him the Ghost Emperor''s Approval letter. Sorry, you''re on your own."


    Harvard looked behind him in disbelief while everyone left then realized it was him versus 100 people!


    "You''re surrounded Harvard! There is nothing you can do to escape!" Loonie jumped down and pulled out a gigantic silver sword from his back. "Ha, you got betrayed! Men, kill him!"

 Chapter 31: Ghostly Sexy Adventurer Mercenaries

    Chapter 31: Ghostly Sexy Adventurer Mercenaries


    "I feel bad about how we just ditched Hamlord without helping out. We should go back and help them," Gabi, a girl Harvard seemed to ignore no matter what she wore, intently watched Hamlord get surrounded by Loonie and his powerful goons.


    Harvard was extremely good at dodging the mercenaries iing attacks, but was losing Vitality just fast enough that he stood a chance of dying. This was because they had him trapped like a girl with thick pink handcuffs on her wrists in a small circle with many women around him. "Kite Thunder," Gabi said with a dagger clutched between her hand. "we should go back and make sure Hamlord dies a miserable death! He''s growing too strong! Soon, he''ll be an unstoppable force that no one can conquer! He already killed 5 Ghost Adventurers!"


    "Nah, too much effort," Kite Thunder replied and shook his head. "Besides, he''s the father of Candy Kid. That kid is already level 50. I''m not messing with him."


    "Oh, so you''re a coward now Kite Thunder? I''d attack him myself, but I stubbed my toe at the candy store." Gabi recalled how Harvard had cut her in line the other day and frowned. She tried to ask him to go back to her hotel room to help her wrap her toe up, but he said he refused the quest! She wasn''t offering him a quest, she was trying to get him to pay for his misdeed! "It''s a shame you''re such a coward. That loser deserves to die."


    ''Why do they all want to kill me!'' Harvard''s second biggest problem at the moment the was long range damage dealers firing from bows, or tossing spears, or rocks.. But his real biggest problem was the beautiful and curvy bouncing bodacious women that attacked him from just far away enough that he had a full frontal shot of their gorgeous bodies. They all wore a variation some type of pink skirt with ck leather short warrior skirts with white stockings on their legs. When they attacked, it felt like he was fighting an army of poorly managed models on a runway show! He had trouble hitting girls when they looked so attractive and had no idea how to use their weapons! They needed some training, and he smacked away a sword and nodded his head. "I-I have a real duty toplete this Quest! Anyone that gets in my way shall perish that really deserves it!!"


    Swoosh!


    [You have incapacitated Sexy Adventurer Number 5 (NPC)]


    [You have incapacitated Sexy Adventurer Number 6 (NPC)]


    Harvard had to admit the naming convention for mercenary NPCs was a little bit strange, but he enjoyed attacking them.


    sh! He cut through their armor a little bit and revealed all their unimportant parts like their legs, arms, and thighs because obviously attacking the more bouncy areas wouldn''t do damage!


    Plop!


    One after another Sexy Adventurers started to fall onto the floor with their grey armor falling off their bodies! A few started to shiver in fear while Harvard ran passed them and nearly blew off their remaining clothes. Luckily, they only had on short t-shirts underneath, so they weren''t cold from the breeze.


    "He''s too fast! He''s taking out all our long range DPS!" The woman next to Opal, Grenda, pulled out a cheap looking bow and put an expensive looking gold arrow on it. It seemed kind of backwards, like shouldn''t the bow be more expensive than the arrow?


    Harvard and her made eye contact and sparks flew because Hamlord punched a tank in the throat and sparks flew out of his mouth. He then kicked him three times in the gut, jumped in the air, and mmed his head into the ground while dodging ten arrows!


    Swoosh!


    ''Hah, you may be fast for a ss 1, but I''m about to show you how fast of a girl I am when I meet a new man!'' Grenda pulled back her bow and felt the string of the bow start to break. She then fired the arrow, and the bow broke. "Hoho! That one use bow will eventually make a killing on the market! Now die, Harvard!"


    Boom!


    Harvard grabbed a Phantom tanks neck and gently moved him over before an arrow went through ihs head and he died.


    [Grenda has killed a member of her own party by ident!]


    [She has been cursed by his evil spirit! Her stats have decreased by 10 percent!]


    ''Ouch,'' Harvard almost got hit by the arrow, but luckily the man had a fat head, so it stopped an inch before his face. ''Now, all that leaves is 10 more mercenaries and Loonie''s Guild!''


    "I''m out of here!"


    "Screw you, Grenda! You killed my husband with that golden arrow! Make a more expensive bow!!"


    "He was also my brother you cheap woman! I hope he cheats on you more than he already is!" Another NPC mmed her silver sword down onto the floor and turned around while fixing her torn dress. She took a pause then clutched at a card in her pocket that her phone number on it. Luckily, it hadn''t fallen out of the pants that had got cut in half and fallen to her feet. "Please call me sometime if you need a free massage, okay?" She said and then bolted with her pants dragging behind her.


    ''That''s kind of funny,'' Harvard tried to get serious, and turned to Loonie and then turned at Grenda. She looked at him and tried to pull out a chipped silver sword while Loonie seemed to grow bigger in Harvard''s vision.


    ''Wow, he will be a tough opponent. I can see his confidence!''


    Loonie trembled in disbelief at Harvard. He thought he''d be like a fairly difficult C quest, but killing him had to be at least an A Quest! His guild could onlyplete a B quest at most! What the hell was he supposed to do?


    "I still have my traps," Loonie looked down at his foot. He stepped on a bear trap. "Ouch, I forgot I was standing here so he would fall for my trap."


    "Ah! I''ll kill you!" Grenda rushed towards Harvard with a cheap looking sword. She had this thing about one use items! "My husband worked hard to kidnap Opal! It''s only fair that you stay still and die!"


    Swoosh!


    [You have sessfully stolen Grenda''s one use sword.]


    [You have sessfully stolen her silver leg armor.]


    [You have sessfully stolen her silver eye contacts!!]


    "Ah!" I can''t see now!" Grenda fell down on her knees and started to beg in front of Harvard. "Please! Don''t kill me! I give really cheap massages on Wednesdays! You cane anytime! 10% off at the auction house! You want to marry my sister?"


    "Return Opal back to Count Silvester! Give me your gloves too!"


    "Yes! Thank you! Spank me if you want, but don''t punish me anymore!" Grenda slightly tilted up her butt, which just had on single use ck stockings with a mark that said tear here. "I-I just want to live! Please!"


    [Quest Complete: Silvia''s hot sister has been kidnapped!]


    [You saved Opal from the hands of Grenda and her evil husband, the Blood Singing Noble! She has offered you a noble title, and you had no choice but to ept! She says she will be willing to give you cheap massages every Wednesday! However, only a 5 percent discount!]


    [Reward: You''ve gained a Noble Title in Central City and will now be able to ept rare quests, Count Silver''s Gratitude, and a discount at all Tavern Fist Bar Chains across the!]


    ''He-he offered me a different reward. What-what happened to the real reward?''


    [You have pped Grenda''s butt!]


    ''Hmmm, no rewards in there right now," Harvard sighed and turned to face Loonie''s guild.


    Arge crowd of bystanders had shown up to watch and a dust weed rolled by like in a western movie except it was a white dust weed. Harvard smiled and pointed at May Tape in the window.


    "She''s mine! We pushed the beds together! We made the beds bounce together!"


    "Hoho, you may have defeated them, but how are you going to get her?" Loonie stood in the center of a field of traps, there was no way Harvard could get through and fight him! He held tightly to his silver sword and slightly shivered. There might have also been some pee, but he could still win!


    "We do what we do against bosses," Loonie cleared his throat. "Coyote, you chase after him, and Bugs use your arrows to keep him in one ce. I''ll put traps around him and then he won''t be able to move unless he can jump over 20 meters."


    "Let''s do it!" Coyote had on a set of brown furry armor for a Fur Tank. He had a really muscr frame, but was really fast. "I''ll keep him upied!"


    "Like hell I''d let you surround me!" Harvard jumped into the air.


    He could see Loonie''s eyes shinning, but he had Ultimate Tracking! He could see dozens of boxes appearing over the traps!


    [You''ve detected a stun mine]


    [Level 30]


    [Step on this and you''ll be frozen on ce.


    And


    [You''ve detected a hidden spear]


    [Level 28]


    [Step on this and a spear will shoot you in the gut.]


    And


    [You''ve detected a hidden treasure chest]


    [Loonie''s property]


    [Contains information about his mother that he wants to keep secret!]


    ''Why would he put that there in his yard! His mother wouldn''t be happy with him!'' Harvard stepped on the hidden treasure chest which had an obvious ''X'' on it and then jumped again over to the hidden lunch!


    Loonie looked on in disbelief! Who betrayed him! Who told him the path?


    "Coyote! Go fight him!" Loonie coughed. "You know the traps here better than anyone."


    "But I always go out the back," Loonie watched Harvard dodge dozens of flying arrows and shook his head. "Come on, man. What if I fall into the frozenke trap?"


    They made eye contact and there was a slight pause for silence. Maybe to mourn his death, maybe for understanding. Coyote then yelled and jumped right onto an exploding mine!


    Boom!


    Harvard shot back and crashed into the green picket fence around the property and then fell down onto the grass.


    -100, -300, - 500, - 200


    He got hit in the ass with an arrow and screamed and jumped back up! Did he just kill his tank so he''d take damage!


    "We got him right where we want him!" Loonie ran forward! "Charge!"

 Chapter 32: Increasing his Bond with May Tape

    Chapter 32: Increasing his Bond with May Tape


    Boom! Boom! Boom!


    Loonie and his entire guild blew up thanks to their poor knowledge of his own traps. Loonie had always been a shrewd man, but had a poor memory so it was natural that fighting Harvard here was a horrible idea! To be honest, he didn''t n on fighting them and expected Grenda to win! It''s why he didn''t fully shit himself! He thought there was hope, but now he was dead! Loonie thought he had identally put a mine trap where he actually put a spear trap, and he died a bloody, miserable death.


    A funeral would be held the next day that only a few people would dare attend, but Harvard''s most important goal right now was meeting May Tape again after a month of having another girl to fill her spot.


    Unfortunately, he had to free Loonie''s multiple girlfriends by marking where his traps were, and it took him just less than an hour to get past all the body parts. It was a hard job, but his ck haired, white shirt wearing girlfriends gave him kisses on the cheek in gratitude. It turned out most of them had been like May Tape and got tricked by Loonie. His death was a boon for all of the Central City.


    It was a shame it had to end like this because Harvard imagined a fierce battle, but the only war he had to fight now was with May Tape.


    She quickly changed into a short ck dress, fixed her brown hair and made the bed that was usually messy because she hated doing chores. Jumping on it, she watched Harvard getting kissed on the cheeks by other girls and smiled while he brow slightly tensed.


    ''I won''t make this too easy for you.'' May Tape got annoyed and cleared her throat.


    A screen appeared in front of Harvard.


    [May Tape has requested to join your party]


    [May Tape has entered your party!]


    "Harvard, you-you sawved me! Let''s go to your hotel!"


    "Why?" Harvard picked her up and looked over at the bed. "This shall be our new home. After all, I found the deed for it in the backyard."


    "Really?" May Tape smiled and rubbed her hands together before she took out a pair of handcuffs from her back pocket. "Hehe, I know just what we can do!"


    ###


    [You have increased your bond with May Tape!]


    [Her body is more attached to you than ever!]


    "You are really making me wear handcuffs with you after we did all that fun stuff in the bed?" Harvard and her had joined the beds together one more time,and got under the sheets. They then didn''t rest for two days and two nights. Some games urred under the nkets, but what else they did you can only imagine!


    "What''s wrong, May? I still haven''tpleted the Quest yet. Are you still in trouble?"


    "I-I''m pregnant!" May Tape blushed. "I have a new quest for you. Will you be the father."


    [You''ve received a new Quest. Be May Tape''s baby''s father]


    [Reward: A life time of joy and fun with a child. Some sleepless nights. Fighting asionally, and lots of bed joining]


    "Wow! Are you really pregnant?" Harvard gasped. "You mean. Last month. We-we conceived?"


    "I''m kidding!" May Tapeughed, "Hahaha! No, that was a fake quest! They sell fake quests at shops! It''s really funny right!"


    "Come here! We have two more days and two more nights of rebonding to do! To the other bedroom!"


    ###


    Alpha Thunder had some pep in his step.


    He was now the first person to unlock a second ss! A week had gone by since that fated day with Harvard. He was now number 1 on the leaderboard and had reached level 32! Things seemed to be getting better and better!


    "Hey Alpha Thunder! Can you help me defeat a field boss!"


    "Sure," Alpha Thunder smiled at a girl as he walked down Central City''s Main Street. "However, can you tell me why no one is talking to me today? You''re the first one?"


    "It''s because some people say Hamlord has started his ss 2 Quest. Some people say he wille and find you and make you bow before him for your betrayal! Candy Kid has been seen in the shadows! He even has a noble title! I heard he got a rare quest!"


    "Right," Alpha Thunderughed. "Haha, with that first ss of his, his second ss will be even harder. He probably won''t be level 31 for 5 months! I''ll be level 50 by then!"


    [Alpha Thunder has been banned from the Candy Store]


    [Reason: You''re an idiot! You had a golden opportunity dude! What''s wrong with you!]


    "Nooo! NOT THE CANDY SHOP!" Alpha Thunder mmed his hand into the grey brick wall and stared up at the rusted silver floating light ghost monster that flickered off when he passed it! They used ghost monster NPCS to light the street at night, and it seemed they didn''t like Alpha Thunder either! "Not the ghost lights!"


    ###


    [May Tape is finally satisfied!]


    [Quest Completed: Her Scent!]


    [You have finished having lunch with May Tape and she is finally satisfied with her scent! Loonie has been defeated, and it''s time for the next part of your journey! However, to fullyplete the Quest, you were supposed to join a guild! You''ve been deducted 80 percent of your reward!]


    [Reward: 10,000 experience (Saved for when you level up), Midnight Ruler''s Badge essory, Extra Quest slot (0 / 8)]


    ''Hoho, I finally have no Quests," Harvard smiled and looked at his inventory. He took out the two ss 2 NPC items that he''d gotten and put them next to each other.


    [System information: The Menace Lord''s Silver Card(heirloom), and Last Locket (legendary) seem to use the same ss 2 NPC. Activating them at the same time may cause a new rare quest.]


    ''I have a feeling that''s a terrible idea,'' Harvard smiled and watched May Tape leave in a pink tight dress that hugged her waist and made everyone not dare stare because Harvard was not a noble. Her brown hair fluttered in the wind while she turned around and smiled. She had sparkles all around her. Sparkly! Sparkly!


    ''Bye Harvard! See you at bedtime!"


    "Be careful with your ss 2 quests!" Harvard watched her get on Donkey with Tabitha and gallop away! Such a interesting woman. "Now, time to go do something that''s a horrible idea!"

 Chapter 33: LastLords Greatest Desire

    Chapter 33: LastLords Greatest Desire


    In a remote location,


    Harvardughed madly while he put the Menace Lord''s Silver Card inside the Last Locket and activated both of them.


    The sky instantly turned ck while a white ball of light formed in the center of the sky! Streaks of purple and silver lighting struck buildings and people died! It was terrifying! What did he just do!


    [You''ve activated your ss 2 Quest, but have defied the natural order!]


    [You used two ss 2 Quest items at once, and have caused the anger of the legendary NPC ArdentFan! Beware! Not a single mortal could survive in his wake!]


    "What''s going on father?" Candy Kid held Harvard''s hand. He''d reached level 60 and could be his 3rd ss now if he wanted to.


    Every 30 levels, you got to pick another ss until you got to level 90, in which case you''d have to wait till level 180 for your fourth ss and level 1000 for your fifth ss! After that, there was talk of a legendary 6th ss! Harvard didn''t think a measly level 2 ss would be that big of a deal.


    "Hohoho, who do you think is stronger, you or him Candy Kid?"


    "We''d have to fight, but I think I''m stronger," The NPC''s body swirled with purple and silver lightning while Candy Kid held up a pink lollypop! This was serious! They might have a battle for the ages!


    "Ugh, I was sleeping. What the actual fudge? Do you realize how loud it was when you activated both those cards at once! Do you realize what you''ve done?!"


    "I''m sorry," Harvard dropped down on his knees! "I haven''t slept in 4 days and 4 nights! I might even be a father soon!"


    [The NPC has epted your apology.]


    [She is a new mother, so she understands.]


    ''Wait, what? Am I father now?" Harvard coughed and cleared his throat. "Ugh, I hope not! So, ugh, nice to meet you! Thanks foring down from the sky!"


    "There is a ce in the sky for ss 3 Ghost Adventurers." The NPC cracked her neck and took off her cape. Harvard immediately gasped in awe when he saw a women with a beautiful body hidden underneath the ck cape! She had a baby, so he had to consider that, but she was very sexy! She had a nice waist with a slender upper body and beautiful curves in her white armor. Her eyes were also golden which was very captivating! He felt captured by her beautiful pink hair as well! "Anyways, you''re staring so hard, I feel like I''m going to have a hard time giving you this quest."


    "It''s unfortunate, but because you activated both ss 2 items, I have to make you do 14 quests rather than the normal 7. However, when youplete it, you will have ess to both ss trees!"


    "Hoho, how long do you think that will take?" Harvard scoffed. Of course it would be easy for him! He killed 200 Field bosses and had at least 10,000,000 experience saved up for when he got his second ss! He''d instantly soar to level 31! Unfortunately, ss 2 Ghost Adventurers needed more experience for each level, so it really was just a drop in the beautiful leveling ocean. "I-I might have a family to take care of."


    [New Quest has been epted automatically]


    [Estimated time ofpletion: 5 years]


    [Two options toplete the quest: Defeat the level 85 Hell God Monarch King, in Great Conqueror''s Women Forbidden Valley Paradise orplete 14 quests. Orplete 7 quests left behind by the Menace Lord and the Last Lord.]


    [Quest for Menace Lord] (heirloom ss 2 promotion Quest)


    [y 15,000 Menace King Family Protectors in the Great Kingdom''s ins to get to where his daughters live] [1 /7]


    [Explore his forbidden tomb and recover the Menace King''s Daylight Daggers right before you arrive where his daughters are!!] [2/7]


    [Find a woman in the Menace King''s family line, and get her to fall in love with you!] [3/7]


    [Find another women in the Menace King''s family line, and get her to fall in love with you][4/7]


    [Find another another woman in the Menace King''s family line and get her to fall in love with you!] [5/7]


    [Continue the Menace King''s bloodline in whatever way seems the best! There are spells for children you can buy from a local NPC and other ways too! Have fun, kid!] [6/7] (Remember, Ghost Phantoms can have children because King Yama said so!]


    [Swear loyalty to the Menace King!] [7/7]


    [Difficulty: C-]


    [Extra Reward: 100 attribute points]


    ''I-I''m scared Who the hell is a B quest? Do you have to fight an army?''


    "Father, what happened? Can''t I just kill the Hell God Monarch King. Why do you seem so rattled?" Smokey asked with a smile. "Haha, just pay me a billion Lograms after! It''s worth it!


    "There is no way. I only have 600,000 Lograms." Harvard replied,


    "It''s a shame. I would''ve gone down to 800,000 Lograms." Smokey sighed and clutched his hands. "The rate will go up by 5 percent a day while the offersts!"


    "No helping!" ArdentFan crossed her arms. "Now look at the second quest window so I can get out of here!"


    "Please, please be easy,"


    Of course, it wouldn''t be easy! Would it?


    [New Quest: Last Lord''s Greatest Desire]


    [Fight on the first floor of Able Tower! [1/7]


    Difficulty F-


    [Fight on the second flor of Able Tower! [2/7]


    Difficulty: F


    [Fight on the third floor of Able Tower! [3/7]


    [...] [You get it]


    [Fight on the seventh floor of Able Tower [7/7]


    [Difficulty: C]


    [Extra Reward: 10 Attribute points.]


    ''Wow, is a legendary ss 2 Quest reward, 10 attribute points? It''s so much faster and you don''t have to marry any women who you don''t even know what they look like!''


    Harvard was right about this, sort of. The actual real reward was 5 attribute points, but it got doubled because ArdentFan thought he was cute and liked his leather pants. She looked at him up and down and saw one of the strange children behind him he probably had to take care of. Smokey still only had on underwear, but today it had a dinosaur on it. She couldn''t imagine how hard he was to take care of! She wanted to hug him and kiss him!


    "I could just kill her," Smokey whispered, "I''ll do it for 400,000,000 Lograms. I know you have that!"


    "Rip off! 300,000,000 is the only offer," Harvard replied, "Not bad right?"


    "I-I''m increasing my price now! Now you don''t have it!" Smokey screamed and stomped his feet. "I''m running out of Candy money! How do you think I level up?"


    "Do-do you really get experience from candy?" He had no idea candy stores sold Exquisite Candy that gave 100,000 experience in exchange for 10,000,000 Lograms. It was a rip off for everyone that wasn''t Smokey because his father was so generous! "Hmmm, why does that sound so familiar? I-I can''t put a finger on it."


    "Don''t-don''t touch me. I''ll blush," ArdentFan smiled and kissed Harvard''s hand. ''Huh, what''s happening?'' Harvard thought while she kissed it again.


    "I-I wish you luck! Just call that number on Menace Lord''s Card and I''ll watch one of your children! I''ll bring mine and we can have a kids party together! Good Luck!"


    [Ardent Fan has given you her phone number]


    [New Quest: When you are ready for your Quest 3 ss,e find her and she''ll watch your children! She imagines you''ll have a lot of children by that time! She blew you a kiss!]


    ''Fudding Shoot Em." Harvard said something and covered Smokey''s ears. "I-I don''t have five years. Smokey, can I pay you to keep mepany? Another mother will be there. Well, she''s not a mother yet, but you know It''s always an option."


    "Sorry, I''m going to Normal City. My arch nemesis was in the other chest you forgot to open! I''m going to y him and save the world!"


    [Smokey has left your party]


    [Smokey has vanished!]


    ''Well, I guess I''ll do the easy Quest first. I''m sure it will take me less than a week.''

 Chapter 34: Ultimate Pay Day

    Chapter 34: Ultimate Pay Day


    Two monthster,


    The winds howled while a man with bandages on his arms and legs and head and torso and shoulder and with a baby stroller coughed.


    ''This-this sucks! Why did I try to kill Hell God Monarch King! I should''ve just paid Smokey! I had the fudding money! I had the fudding money!"


    Hell God Monarch King was a tough opponent, so he waited to 12 PM every night to fight him for 5 minutes. To make matters better, he was also huge so it was hard for him to see Harvard.


    He attacked him for 3 days and 3 nights before he finally got his health bar down 10 percent. Then he woke up, and almost killed him with one finger! He thought he was awake the whole time! It turned out he was just turning in his sleep and trying to swat a fly when he attacked! That man was terrifying! He''d need an army of level 90 Ghost Adventurers to stand a chance against him!


    ''Well, at least I got an easy quest,'' Harvard walked into the front of Able Tower.


    He had on a woman''s outfit, so he could sneak passed the guards because Able Tower was off limits to normal Ghost Adventurers. Ghost Tower is where NPCs went to train and talk bad about Ghost Adventurers. A few pictures of Harvard could be seen on the walls and his child Smokey.


    "That Smokey! He-he saved my daughter but then destroyed my house!" An NPCmented!


    "Smokey identally killed my father! He was about to win against a Ghost Adventurer before he shot him through a wall from kilometers away!" Another NPC expressed her sorrow.


    "He installed my bell tower on backwards! It doesnt'' ring right, and he always takes my candy for 50 percent off! I''m going broke!" Harvard recognized the Candy Store owner. His daughter was married to a noble who happened to be one rank above Harvard.


    The noble ranks in Central City were first noble, second noble, third noble, royal noble, and full noble king. For some reason, this also made him think about Harvest King. What the hell ever happened to that guy?


    "Huh, I heard Harvest King got kidnapped by an NPC because he knows Harvard." Another NPC went to the register and smacked down 5 Lograms. "Give me a fight on the first floor! I want an easy opponent to take out my rage on! Make him wear the Harvard Mask! The one that makes him look like Harvard!"


    [New Quest: Impersonate someone else or face death]


    [Harvard is the most hated person in Able Tower. Only second to his son.]


    [Good luck on the seven floors in Able Tower!]


    ''I-I wonder how everyone else is doing,'' Harvard was too scared to look at the leaderboard. He almost wanted to cry he was so far behind. Even the candy kids that liked May Tape had probably already reached level 35. ''Oh well, Miss, I''ll fight Harvard too please! A 1000 Logram tip for you being generous!"


    [No tips epted]


    [The NPC found this disrespectful.]


    [New Quest received: Get pped in the face!]


    [Quest declined!]


    [You ducked!]


    "Curse you! Go to the first floor," The blonde NPC with the cute bowtie and brown hair pointed at the door. She had a blue and white dress that curved down her body and got stuck around her butt before it descended all the way to her thighs. Harvard gulped, and then looked at her hands! They were huge! "Hmph, I''ll give you the hardest opponent I can find that''s a Harvard impersonator! Don''t you dare tip me again!"


    ###


    7th floor of Able Tower,


    Harvard took a deep breath and Harvard also took a deep breath.


    It was Harvard versus Harvard! He stopped using morph on the 5th floor because the impersonators on the 5th floor really looked like him!


    [You are up against a ss 2 NPC, Redeem Smiles]


    [Redeem Smiles]


    [Level 30]


    [When he smiles, he attacks. When he''s in his store, when he smiles, you get a discount.]


    [Works at Redeem Smile''s Weapon Shop. Defeating him will earn you a 10 percent discount!]


    ''Hmmm, I see. He''s that Redeem Smiles. The one known for hunting Ghost Adventurers at night to give them discount flyers. I knew he looked familiar!''


    Harvard prepared to battle himself, and took a deep breath.


    Luckily, it was 12:00 AM. For once, he could n when he fought someone!


    [Midnight Ruler has been activated!]


    [You''ve equipped Midnight Ruler Daggers, Gloves, Leather Armor, Shoes, (no cape), (no shoulder pads), Midnight Ruler''s Badge essory]


    [+200 Agility] [30%]


    [+90 Damage] [15%]


    [+1 Vitality] [.007%]


    [You have upgraded Midnight Ruler to 3rd level! You can now use it till 12:08 PM!]


    ''Hmmm, I really should have just put it into Gap Pierce!'' Skill point regret was a real thing for some Ghost Adventurers and Harvard was still feeling it now! ''Damn it! Activate Ghost Armor!''


    Ghost Armor was a defense skill, so Harvard never read about it nor cared enough to learn it because if he didn''t dodge he died, but when he tried to fight Hell God Monarch King he realized he might get hit because he was sorge. EVen the wind from his attacks hurt!


    [Ghost Armor - increases defense by 5 percent, up to 60 percent, and plus 5 percent for every 10,000 (+20) Lograms. The more Lograms you have, the more Lograms this skill will take. Don''t think about getting around this by depositing your money! It''s worth it, damn it!]


    [You spent 60,120 Lograms to increase defense by 30 percent!]


    [A ghost armor has appeared around your body! Scary!]


    "Oh! What a beautiful armor!" The referee smiled and got in the center of the small bamboo thing they called an arena fighting ring. "You guys know the rules. Closebat! You can only dodge by stepping back two steps! Otherwise, you lose!"


    "Hmph, I''ll win. I one time tried to give Harvard a flyer, and he turned me down. Curses!" Redeem Smiles had arge set of scars all over his body and a blue pair of overalls with a white shirt underneath and an eye patch over his shoulder. "Curses! Curses! Curses! Let''s fight!"


    "Uhm, okay." Harvard took a deep breath. "However, what''s that on your foot?!"


    "What?" Redeem Smiles looked down before Harvard''s hand punched him right in the face.


    "And begin!"


    ###


    "It was attack speed versus sheer defense." The announcerughed. "For thest 5 minutes, not a single one has moved a step back!"


    Harvard moved to the side and then to the other side and then back to the other side while he shed with his dagger.


    Ding! Dong! Ding!


    Sparks flew off of Redeem Smiles most expensive armor while he swung his heavier heavy sword at Harvard. What the hell was this guy made of?! No wonder this was a C Quest! He was simply too hard to get to budge.


    "I-I don''t want to do it," Harvard grumbled. "He also had learned a new skill called Ultimate Pay Day."It increased his Damage by 1 percent for every 1000 Lograms for one attack a day. It was one of the 10 remaining skills of Midnight Ruler! He also put a skill point into that, and sort of regretted it! He was going to be broke at this rate!


    "Not bad, but I got this armor at a discounted price from the best store!" Redeem smilesughed cheerfully! "Hah, I can tell you''re slowing down!"


    "It''s What the hell?" A little boy in the first rowined. "I-I bought this overpriced double dipped ice cream cone with gold sprinkles for this fight! Make something happen!"


    "Ultimate Pay Day!"


    "Redeem Code Activate!"


    Both of them activated their maximum skills and attacked with all their might! Redeem Code increased Redeem Smiles damage by 20 percent and his attack speed by 200 percent!


    Harvards cost a million lograms and it only strengthened one attack by a 100 percent! What the hell was with the cost to benefit ratio? He wanted toin, but he didn''t have time.


    ''His weakpoint is his neck.''


    "He''s looking at my neck!" Redeem Smile turned his neck slowly and shed down with his silver ax handle with a sharp dagger shooting out of it. "Ha, he fell for my trap! Hidden Dagger in my ax activate!"


    Boom!


    Harvard''s dagger collided with the iing dagger before he screamed and stuck his tongue out. He then shed him straight below the neck! He missed! That was an expensive attack.


    Boom!


    Redeem Smile fell back one step and then dropped onto his knee. Everyone gasped! Finally something happened!


    "Knee to the face!"


    Boom!


    Harvard hit Redeem Smile in the face before he fell back another two steps!


    "Victory! Victory goes to Hamlord! His name has been officially released from his great victory!"


    "OH shit," Harvard turned around in fear. "Where did it say that in the tower contract! This is horrible!"


    ###


    [You''ve escaped with your life.]


    [You''vepleted the Last Lord''s Greatest Desire Quest]


    [The Last lord wanted to insult NPCs by defeating them with one of his new students.]


    [You''ve earned a ss 2 opportunity! Would you like to join the Last Lord and be a Lasting Assassin?]


    ''A what? What kind of name is that!'' Harvardined! "I spent 2 days doing that Quest! Couldn''t you have told me that name first!''


    [System information: You cannot be a Lasting Assassin until you finish the Menace Lord''s Quest.]


    [You have gained 10 attribute points!]


    ''Good, well, I guess it''s time to start Menace Lord''s Quest,'' Harvard got out from behind a tree and noticed the NPCs had left. ''Now, to wherever his daughters are!''

 Chapter 35: French Maid in the VIP Section

    Chapter 35: French Maid in the VIP Section


    Harvard used his VIP train ticket for the first time at Central City Train Station.


    It was a long silver train with dozen of carts, and the higher up you were in the train the more important of a person you were considered. In thest cart, they also sold rare weapons, armors, and had french maids for each VIP costumer. Their families, on the other hand, had to watch their husbands with french maids. Needless to say, some people also called it a strange experience to ride this train.


    Luckily, Harvard had a 10 percent off discount on all the items avable in the weapon''s shop and even had a French maid gently brushing off his shirt with a strange pink duster while she rubbed her fingers together. She clearly wanted a tip, and gently leaned over and arched out her back with a smile on her face.


    ''Damn it. Another boring shift of pretending I like all men. Now smile, so he gives you a tip.'' Shea smiled and pushed back her ck hair while she checked her mascara in the mirror hidden by the window. ''Good, I look just pretty enough. Cleavage is perfect. He''ll give into me in no time.''


    ''I can''t give into temptation. She''s hot, and has nice cleavage, but I can''t fall for it! She probably wants me to think I should give her a tip, but she really doesn''t want one!'' Harvard nodded his head and resolved himself to not spend a Logram unless she explicitly asked for it!


    He had learned his lesson from the countless times he almost got killed by NPCs at the oddest of hours. A female had given him a quest to go to her room, and he thought he might as well take the quest and see if she had anything hidden inside! Unfortunately, it was her husband! Why didn''t she tell him first that her husband was interested in men with his women! He was so d he dodged that bullet and declined the quest!


    "Luckily, the train is moving. It seems nice and steady!"


    Harvard looked outside at tbe train in the station and then it started to move like a turtle. Perhaps even slower A snail.


    "This will be a short ride."


    Swoosh!


    It felt like a rocket ship took off and a small baby crashed against the train''s window. A woman steamed "my baby!" while Harvard found the French maid sitting on hisp with her skirt touching against his leather pants. He felt his heart beat faster while he looked at his tea. It was just seconds away from spilling. He gulped and then looked at the French maid''s beautiful golden eyes.


    ''Not bad. That''s my cup of tea!'' He smiled at Shea and there was an awkward pause.


    He then drank a smal sip of the tea before she spoke, and put it down on the coaster with a smiling face on it.


    "It''s the rules. I need to sit down when the train is moving." Shea smiled and rubbed her hands together while her pink fingernails slightly rubbed closer to Harvard''s traveling bag. She wanted a tip really bad, and didn''t mind taking it without saying please, but Harvard knew what she was doing. She was really just trying to keep herself upied.


    ''She really wants me to think she wants to tip her. However, after what happened at Able Tower. I''d rather die! I''m not tipping an NPC again! That NPC literally gave me a quest to get pped in the face! I''m not doing it!''


    Harvard''s brow twitched in annoyance before he felt Shea''s hand near his pocket. He smacked it away yfully and stared into her eyes like he was staring at a picture of beauty.


    "Excuse me, can I ask you why you''re so hot? Is it because of the tea, or is it some type of special technique?" Harvard smiled and picked up his free cup of ck tea that had a small white heart created inside of the swirling tea. He stirred it so he''d stop seeing it and looked up at the French Maid. Why did she look so sad.


    "I-I can get my own seat, or stay here. Want to tell me about yourself?"


    "I couldn''t do that," Harvard rubbed her shoulders. "I can tell your back hurts from sitting down too much! You should walk!"


    "Oh, well, I like getting paid," The maid smiled and the train started going faster!


    Swoosh! Swoosh! Swoosh!


    Arge tunnel appeared and disappeared in the blink of an eye while dozens of small towns disappeared even faster and got reced by mountains and whatever thatrge castle to the right was floating in the sky.


    "Du Du Du" the maid hummed. "Mmmm, are you hot? I am? This costume is really hot."


    "That''s why you should walk it off!" Harvard cleared his throat. "I-I have to focus! I have to kill 15,000 Menace King Family Protectors! I-I can imagine it will be very difficult."


    "Hoho, then you should hire me to guide you! It''s only 1000 Lograms an hour! We can share a room, but I get my own bed! There is a touching rule! 5 minutes of massage, nothing below the belt, nothing too round. You get it?!"


    Harvard smiled and ignored her clearly clever games. Her finge


    She was trying to get him to break the rule of giving her a tip! It wasn''t going to happen!


    "Your stop is about toe. Please! Please hire me! It''s okay to give me a tip! I know some NPCs don''t like tips, but look at what I''m wearing! I have a wedgie from the stockings, and the underwear underneathbo! Please! Just hire me!"


    "Ugh, fine! I ept your offer! Here''s a 10,000 Logram tip!"


    "Hohoho! Well then since you''re willing to ept me as your tour guide. How about we start with the massage. I''m going to pull out the hidden curtain so no one can watch this massage, okay? Company secrets are hidden in these hands. You get it?" Shea gently picked up his tea and took a sip with a smile. "If you don''t mind, we can share that too. I really like the tea, but they only give me one cup a day. You can consider that sip payment for all the nice treatment you''re about to get!"


    ###


    [Vitality has increased by +10]


    [Your back is now refreshed! Don''t you feel good?]


    ''Omg! That massage literally entered the realm of too good to be happening to me in this life time! Haha! I can''t wait for another one!''


    "Hoho, Father is getting entertained," Tabitha smiled and road Donkey down the train while another baby hit another window. "I see she''s keeping you in your seat. However, father, there is an item you need to see!"


    "Mmmm, you have children? I''ll give you a 1 percent discount now," Shea bounced on his leg and bit her pink lips and put her pale finger into her mouth. "Hoho, it looks like I might have to be your maid for a while. You have a lot of Lograms and are good with children and donkeys. What more can a girl that has to work 5 jobs to survive a day ask for?"


    "I-I feel like I must get up now." Harvard decided to pick her up and carry her in her arms. "I-I''m man enough to walk in the train. You woman enough to be carried?"


    "What''s happening?" Tabitha asked Donkey?


    "They are bonding. He''s trying to get a discount. I know him well." Donkey talked for some reason, but Tabitha didn''t find it odd.


    "Oh, I see. If she likes him, she won''t want money!"


    ###


    "Don''t buy that! That one is more expensive!" She''s eyes glistened when Howard said he''d buy her armor so she didn''t die on tour guiding him! "Wow, you can really afford 100,000 Logram armor? How much are you worth. I mean." She paused and sounded flirty. "How much are you worth, bad boy."


    "I-I think I will buy you this one!"


    [Armor selected]


    [Walter''s Cursed Armor] (Stolen)


    [Level 30]


    [Defense: Good but not that great]


    [Walter got robbed by an NPC who is hiding on the train. He might try and rob you too so watch out!]


    "Yup, that one!" Harvard bought the armor and looked around. He could use learning from a good thief! "Haha! This is perfect! Stolen goods are the best!" Harvard gave her the armor and then looked around at the other items in the ss jewellery like holding case. It was Sparkly!


    [Special item detected!]


    [You''ve learned the new skill, Deal Steal!]


    [You can now sense underpriced items that can be sold for a killing! Maybe you can make a business sometime when you finally find a guild! Find one already!]


    ''Geez, I guess this is one of those legendary learn your self skills.''


    Harvard saw a single item with a gold box over it instead of the normal white ones. When he looked at it, it got bigger so he could see the price tag.


    "What is it?!" Shea asked. She was sweating waiting for Harvard to see if Harvard would buy her another item! Her heart pounded a little bit faster, faster, and faster!"


    "Oh! HOHOHOHOHO! I''m yours if you buy that! Buy it! Buy it!''


    "Shhh! Something important is happening," Tabitha talked to Donkey. "It seems there rtionship is getting better."


    "Agreed, she''s giving him all the signs to buy another gift," Donkey rubbed his head against Tabitha. A mother who found her baby nearby found it a little weird, but breathed a breath of relief. The train ride was almost over!


    Harvard then purchased an item!


    [You''ve purchased Jam''s Junk Box]


    [No one knows what''s inside. For some reason, it can''t be opened for less than 1 million Lograms]


    ''I-I failed. I''m a failure at life,'' Harvard tossed the item in his inventory. ''I failed to realize the train had stopped. It looks like we''re here Donkey."


    "Is that for me?" Shea''s eyes glistened before Harvard said no and left the train.


    "Oh," she muttered. And then a baby hit her in the head from the inertia of the train. "O! Why does my like have to suck so bad!" Sheined! And then put on her armor, met Harvard by the Donkey, and they went to the most dangerous ce in the area.


    "Oh God! We''re going to die!"

 Chapter 36: Great Kingdom Plains

    Chapter 36: Great Kingdom ins


    Great Kingdom ins, Menace King''s Restricted.


    "Nice to see you without that maid outfit. You look good in jeans." Harvard smiled at Shea, and got off Donkey with Tabitha clutching tightly around his neck like a scarf. She''d started jumping on him and hugging him hard repeatedly for some reason, but to make things easier he just gave her a piggy back ride while they alighted their donkey. "Anyways, this was just a kilometer away from the train station, and there was a map. Why did I hire you?"


    "Because you''re not an idiot and you know that I''m going to be the reason you get into the tomb. I know a lot about how to get into things. Like clothes, for instance, my father trained me to be a thief." She cracked a smile and looked so beautiful with her brte flocks glistening in the setting sun. "I actually think you have a lot of potential." She looked at him coquettishly up and down. "I think you could make me happy, rich, powerful, and a few children if you''d like. Hoho, I have just the right amount of curves for the right guy."


    [Harvard has vanished.]


    [Harvard will be right back. He had to go to the bathroom.]


    "Can he be more obvious? He really digs me'' Shea bit her lip harder, and looked over towards a hotel in the distance that cost over 10,000 Lograms a night. He should be able to afford it. She smiled like a girl that just found out her man is loaded like a gold brick. ! ''He kept looking at my pants, and seemed so unsatisfied! Damn it! That man is never going to like me! I''m going to watch a marathon of ys on television! I heard the reruns of Silvia''s a superstar are on for free!"


    ###


    Two more weekse and went by like a quick passing reel on the movies Shea had been watching on Harvard''s ount that he didn''t know he was paying for.


    In this time, Many of the finest, most powerful Guilds had decided to abscond Central City to go on their quest to get a third ss quest, but Harvard didn''t care about anyone besides himself and a few others that mattered to him dearly. He was too busy killing the Menace King Family Protectors that attacked him from all sides with shotgun like speed..


    He even rapped a few songs he remembered from when he worked in the court room. He mostly sung them in his head, but he knew all the greatest wraps by heart. For some reason, he couldn''t stop singing "Go! Go! Go!" to force himself to keep going. He felt like 900 cent. He was just too strong!


    The Menace King Family Protectors, however, were really quite durable but had a fatal weakness if you could get through their armor, which actually was quite easy. Harvard jumped up and looked between one''s helmet and saw a glowing heart.


    ''Take this! It''s your birthday!'' Harvard stabbed inside the ck armor that had red tussles on its helmet! It had an extremely big body, but to kill it all you had to do was stab its heart! To do this, it required a ton of speed! Not everyone could do this!


    ''I got one!'' Tabitha smiled while ridding on Donkey and shot an arrow! "Next!"


    "Damn it! She''s getting better!" Harvard stabbed another one and opened up his quest window and clicked on how many Menace King Family Protectors he had left. Too many left to go!


    [Menace King Family Protectors left 5 / 15000 (you killed 14,995 / 15000)]


    [You have earned 200,000,000 experience in thest 10 days (Will apply when you level up)]


    ''Hohohoho! I''m the king of the world! I''m so tired from not resting I thought it said 12,9995! It really said 14,995!''


    Harvard didn''t do any fancy attacks in the midst of his reverie. His agility had gone past 400 when he put all the 10 ability points he earned from Able Tower. He felt like the king of the world! He couldn''t wait to get a massage from Shea! She''s been great thest few nights! Soon, something even more memorable might happen in their hotel room! He couldn''t wait to see what 11,002 Lograms would get him instead of 11,000!


    Swoosh!


    Bang!


    Harvard hit one Menace King Family Protector in the helmet and then stabbed the small floating heart inside of it!


    [Menace King Family Protector (Level 32) has been killed!]


    [You''ve gained 2,000 (+11,000) experience (Quest Bonus of 11,000 applied)!]


    [He dropped a Menace King''s Lost Daggers (heirloom)]


    ''Wait what?'' Harvard got so shocked by the dropped that he forgot to defend himself.


    Boom!


    He felt a gentle p into the face because Harvest King had been training with him! He was supposed to be a Phantom Tank! ''Don''t just p me out of the way!''


    "Sorry, you forgot to dodge," Harvest King then used his shield to protect Harvard. A sword shed with the shield, and sparks flew while Harvard collected the daggers. He couldn''t help thinking if these only dropped once in a billion times, how did he find 2 when he killed less than a hundred thousand monsters.


    ''Someone out there might be on my side! Who is it!'' Harvard got up and then killed four more Menace Family King Protectors. With a smile on his face. He watched the remaining 5000 bow before him!


    "I did great!"


    "You suck!" Tabitha said, "What the hell! You haven''t bought me anything for 2 weeks!"


    Harvard had forgot to go to his hotel too, and he''d been paying Shea by the hour to wait there.


    "Wait, 100,000 Lograms per hour for 14 days over 240 hours 24,000,000 Lograms Damn it! She better give a massage like no other! I''m not paying her a Logram over 21,000,500 Lograms!"


    ###


    "Wow, your tense," Shea jumped up and elbow mmed Harvard. "How was that?"


    "Ow! That hurts!" Harvard looked around at his hotel room.


    He was on a special Ultimate Master''s Bed that could survive Shea''s onught. He smiled, and then saw Tabitha walk in the room with a man.


    "Hello, I hear you want to date my sisters," The man seemed to be holding Tabitha''s hand. Stranger danger! How dare he touch her! "I-I found this girl, who begged me to follow her. She wouldn''t let me drop her hand no matter what."


    "Oh," Harvard took a deep breath and nodded his head, "Take 5, Shea. Go change into the other outfit. I like the shorter skirt with the white top! Don''t forgot the furry handcuffs!"


    "Yes!" Shea smiled and ran into the bathroom. The man nced over and saw the strangest set up. There were several different sets of handcuffs, hundreds of oils, and a few brochures that said Shea''s Massage Shop needs a rich sponsor! What the hell was going on!


    "Yes! Now pleasee in! First, tell me how many sisters you have, and what they like in a man. Second, tell me what you know about the Menace Lord."


    "Sure, Tabitha. Go sit on your father''sp. It''s going to be a long, long story."

 Chapter 37: Dragontail Kraken

    Chapter 37: Dragontail Kraken


    Off the Coast of Heartless Provisional Capital, Arge floti of boats docked against a wharf while the all female coast guard tossed them life jackets.


    A few bodies floated behind them torn to pieces while one man muttered "Hamlord" over and over and over again. The water around him was dark red like a cherry stomped to pieces by an angry farmer.


    It was well past midnight and a few ships still exploded in the distance trying to stop the legendary Dragon Tail Cracken. It seemed that someone named "Hamlord" had found an extremely important item to it, and once it made it to the water it probably destroy all of Kart95.


    "He''s got to have done something really stupid," Captain Bansill said. He was a ss 2 Phantom Seer. He had a bullet hole in his arm from when his own man shot himself in the head and the bullet went through the wall and pierced him. Things were just that bad.


    Some men had started killing themselves and their loved ones while other confessed their hidden infidelities. Soon, very soon, all the viges from Great Space Coast to Central City would get utterly decimated by the beast. That was, until, and only until, Harvardpleted a Quest!


    "It will be the first B+ rank Quest on the entire," Captain Bansill said, "Whatever this Hamlord did. He better solve it fast. Otherwise, we''re all doomed!"


    ###


    Meanwhile, back at Harvard''s hotel room in the Six Star Groom''s Suite.


    "The Menace Lord was somewhat of an underpowered King. While most men spent a few hours to get to level 2, he had to spend 10 years. However, after those ten years, he discovered he had a rare constitution known as Menace Lord''s Unlimited Constitution. He went from level 2 to level 100 instantly" The man crossed his arms andid on the bed next to Harvest King. He stared up at the ceiling and smiled while he remembered the stories he heard as a child. When things were good, and the world wasn''t going to end. "He ruled all of the monsters in the Ocean, and all women wanted to marry him. Hence, I have 50 young, thirsty sisters stuck here at home because he was an overprotective jerk as a father.


    "Go on," Harvard said and nodded his head. "Tell us more!" He ate a bite of popcorn and gave some to Donkey. "What happened? Did he die, or did he elope with a woman from across the ocean?"


    "In the past," The grey bearded bald man, Jornen, with a muscr frame said, "There had been a single monster that he loved more than anything else. That would do anything to serve him. It was known as the Dragon Tail Cracken. It had assassin like abilities, and can change its size from big to small. If you could get that thing in a cage and steal its abilities, it probably give you a minor boost in strength, but that thing. That thing loved my father, but has been asleep for longer than a 1000 years!"


    King Yama had actually created the 1,500s in the new expanded universe over 100,000 years ago, but to her that was just enough time to Beta Test thes, and design all the NPCs. She made each one unique like each part of her body. All the women NPCs were made somewhat in her image. Harvard had wondered why they were attractive, and that''s because King Yama pain painstakingly designed each one to be pleasurable to look at! Like she turned the finest blocks of unpolished jade stone into shimmering diamonds!


    "Uhmmm, so what do you want me to do?"


    "Long ago, longer than before my father was a live and before he met my mother and they made me for 10 days and ten nights on a beach." Jornen cracked his neck and smiled. "Long before my mother''s mother had been on the same beach, and the family lineage made it to this generation, there was a single woman decided to never have children. She would''ve made a line of family full of my cousins, but she chose to stay pure in order to birth a single pearl!"


    "This is confusing! Hurry the hell up!" Tabitha smiled and grabbed some popcorn. "I''m ready for the ending!"


    "That pearl is the only thing that the Midnight Ruler could use to calm down the Dragon Tail Cracken. And if you don''t get it, I have a feeling since you used his calling card, we''re all going to die."


    [Quest epted: Very Mandatory]


    [After finding three of Jornen''s sisters, you must start on an adventure with them to find the legendary virgin''s pearl. When you find it, you must break it in order to defeat the Dragontail Kraken! If you don''t, millions will die!]


    Knock! Knock! Knock!


    "It''s an emergecy! Jornen! The Kraken just hit First Vige! It''s going for Second Vige next!"


    "My sisters like chocte and cake. They will be at the beach tomorrow where we all got conceived by that tree. I heard that each of them want to conceive by that same tree. I have faith that you will be the Menace Lord''s recement, and deal with the Kraken!"


    [Jornen has given you a key to his house.]


    [Jornen would like to request to be your best man.]


    [Voluntary Quest: Jornen''s mother is single. She might get shit drunk at the wedding. Please bring an older man with you that suits her taste!]


    Jornen smiled and then left as quickly as he hade. He walked out slowly to a vehicle and slowly road down the road. A few hourster, he couldn''t be seen, but could be heard. He sent a telegram to Harvard and told him to remember to go to the beach.


    "There is only one thing wrong with tonight," Harvard said, "I still don''t understand why I have to take his sisters. Do you know?"


    "I think they want what I want," Shea said. "I need you to get an extra room, Tabitha, Donkey, Harvest King. It''s time I test out Harvards capabilities."


    ###


    "You''re going down!" Shea screamed and put her elbow on the table. She had an intense look with her brow tensed while her muscles slightly tensed. Her attractive bust shook from the pressure.


    She had started arm wrestling Harvard, and felt the burden on her body begin to be unleashed. The next moment, she mmed Harvard over, and he hit the bed. The table flew into the air while a bunch of items Harvard had wagered fell into Shea''s hands.


    "Hah, and now it''s time for the lights to go off!"


    p! p!


    "When you wake up, I promise you''ll want to stay awake." Shea jumped in the bed! "You''re really good at arm wrestling! However, did you know there is another way for men and women to wrestle!"


    ###


    Orange Sunrays came into the window, but Harvard didn''t wake up.


    He turned over to the side and expected to see Shea not there, but she was there. She was fully clothed for some reason, in a track suit, but she was smiling.


    [+100 Vitality!]


    [Bond with Shea has increased!]


    [You are missing 20,000,000 Lograms! Who could have taken it!]


    "Ugh, well, at least it''s been a pretty good night.'' Harvard looked outside and saw smoke in the air over therge forest. "I wonder what happened. Looks serious, but that''s not my concern. Time to go to the Midnight Ruler''s tomb!"

 Chapter 38: New Chapter 38: Stealthys Challenge

    Chapter 38: New Chapter 38: Stealthy''s Challenge


    Midnight Ruler''s Tomb,


    Harvard opened the Midnight Ruler''s Tomb and walked inside. Shea wasn''t allowed in because this was a challenge meant only for the person to seed the Menace Lord! Harvard knew he had to get serious in order toplete this heirloom ranked Quest. To date, he was the only one to find a heirloom ranked Quest let alone almostplete it!


    ''I didn''t expect this Midnight Ruler''s Tomb to be thisrge,'' Harvard looked at the tomb and nodded his head.


    It was sorge that the person inside of it must have been a prodigious existence! Harvard walked inside and found two women standing in front of a door. They both had on yellow dresses with little wings and ck hair with yellow highlights. They also had beautiful mounds on their chests and gorgeous orange eyes. Harvard smiled, and walked over to them with the key.


    [Menace Lord''s Lonely Bee Princess]


    [Level 30]


    [Has been waiting for someone to enter into the tomb for centuries.


    And


    [Menace Lord''s Lonely Bee Daughter]


    [Level 30]


    [Grew up inside the tomb with her mother and has been waiting over 50 years for someone to open the door!]


    "Kind of strange, they both look 18? Does he have really good genes or something?"


    Harvard smiled and walked up to the two women and pointed at the entrance. In the distance, he could see arge sarcophagus with a dagger in its mouth. He came here to get that dagger and wasn''t going to leave without it!


    "Excuse me, I have a quest to get the daylight daggers. Would you mind I get it?"


    "Sure!" The two women moved aside! "Once you get it, we can leave! Would you like to meet our family afterwards?"


    "Sure," Howard smiled, and felt like things were going to easy. A golden pathway was on the floor leading him to the dagger, and he walked over to it and took it. It felt really good in his hand, and seemed to have special ornaments on the hilt of the de. It was silver and gold, but had a small sun crest at the bottom that was biting a dagger.


    ''This is definitely the daylight dagger right? Shouldn''t there be two!"


    "Go to the next room!" The two women smiled!


    "Yeah, just beat the boss please! Hopefully, you''ll see him in the next sixth months, and then we can leave!" The two Lonely Bee''s looked extremely enthusiastic for Harvard to get the other dagger, and he wasn''t going to let them down. He nned well for this moment. Him and Shea had wrestled till 11:50 PM, and it was now 11:59 PM. In one minute, he''d be able to use the Midnight Ruler Daggers!


    [Boss fight Music. Yes /No?]


    Harvard forgot in every game there''d be optional music against a boss, but this had been the first time he saw this message in Kart95. He declined because he wanted to focus.


    He walked inside of what appeared to be arge vault, and nodded his head. The walls had tons of Lograms stacked as high as the ceiling, so when he walked in he was literally on a hill of golden coins. Lograms had used to be kept in bags by Ghost Adventurers in the Beta. However, King Yama didn''t like that patch and wiped out that entire universe and started over. Needless to say, Harvard was d he could still collect them into his inventory.


    [+ 10,000,000 Lograms]


    [+50,000,000 Lograms]


    [+ 10,000,003 Lograms!]


    ''Hmmm, can I just keep taking all these gold coin Lograms and no one is going to bother me? Where the hell is the dagger.''


    Harvard had felt like all his Lograms had been spent on trivial things recently, but now he was making so much Lograms by collecting the gold Logram Coins into his inventory that he started to feel guilty.


    [+1,000,000,0000 Lograms]


    He paused and stared down at the floor. After emptying the room of all the gold Logram Coins, he could see the floor. There was a dagger on a pedestal with a small port to enter coins.


    Harvard saw the dagger and smiled. This shouldn''t be hard.


    [Magnificent Daylight Dagger Quest Avable!]


    [There is two options that you have on your journey. One, manually put in all the gold logram coins you collected by hand, or two go to the smaller treasure vault and get the regr Daylight Dagger.]


    [Quest Difficulty A]


    [Deposit: 1,000,000 Logram coins by hand!]


    ''Are you kidding me! I can''t just fight a monster! I''m not going to just deposit coins just to get a stupid Magnificent title on my dagger''s name! Ah!''


    ###


    Three weekster,


    Harvard''s hand had turned blue from putting in Logram Coins into a small hole. He felt like it was a constant battle of man verse machine! Every once and a while, a coin jammed and he had to spend over a minute getting it out.


    He took a deep breath, and put in another coin.


    [Congrattions! You''ve deposited 1,000,000 Logram Coins!]


    [You may nowplete a Quest to receive the Magnificent Ruler Daggers!]


    [Quest Update: Fight Stealthy to receive the Magnificent Ruler Daggers!]


    ''I-I thought I would just receive the dagger! Why are you doing this to me!'' Harvard took a deep breath and decided to calm himself. ''Ha, it can''t be that difficult!''


    [Stealthy has entered the room.]


    Harvard watched all the lights go off around him and took out his broken slime conqueror daggers. He decided to upgrade them because he had no choice.


    [Slime Conqueror''s Broken Daggers can be upgraded!]


    [Upgrade?]


    [Cost 15,000,000 Lograms]


    ''Upgrade!''


    Harvard didn''t bother reading what he was upgrading it too. He had to focus on defending himself.


    Swoosh!


    Whirl!


    The wind knocked against Harvard''s body while he patiently waited for his dagger to upgrade. However, he didn''t understand. Where exactly was Stealthy! When was he going to fight the boss!


    [To defeat Stealthy, please just touch him with your hand!]


    [The Magnificent Noon Ruler had no trouble catching him in 10 minutes! Will you be able to do the same?]


    [Quest Received: Catch Stealthy in 10 minutes or you fail and the magnificent daylight ruler ss will forever disappear. You will have waisted your time depositing those coins for nothing!]


    ''You got this Harvard. It''s easy,'' Harvard activated Ultimate Tracking and looked at the floor! ''He''s in this room, right! So of course he''ll leave a trail!''


    Harvard looked down and sure enough he saw a glowing foot print.


    [Stealthy''s Footprint]


    [Estimated Agility 2000]


    [So fast that you just feel a breeze when he runs by. How can you catch him?]


    ''I-I''m screwed! What the hell kind of agility is that!'' Harvard grabbed his head and tensed all his muscles! ''My hand still hurts! No wonder this is an heirloom quest! It''s freaking impossible!''


    "Don''t give up! You really can catch me," Harvard turend behind him and a saw two women smiling at him. It might have only been one, she was just moving so fast. "It was nice meeting you! Bye!"


    Swoosh!


    Harvard reached forward and tried to grab Stealthy, but she was already gone! Her blue hair fluttered over her head and her sses fell on the floor. Harvard sighed and shook his head.


    "It''s a shame! There was no way he was going to win!"

 Chapter 39: Goldys Challenge

    Chapter 39: Goldy''s Challenge


    [Time remaining: 1:00]


    Harvard took a deep breath and closed his eyes.


    He had one skill that if he activated at the right time would make it impossible for Stealthy to get away from him! He just needed to time it right.


    Swoosh!


    A breeze blew past Harvard while the tomb started to shake.


    Rumble! Rumble!


    Harvard nodded his head and felt a breeze pass by him while he held out his hand and held out a pair of sses.


    This was his golden opportunity!


    "You think I don''t know what you''re trying to do!" Stealthy stopped and smiled. "You want to trick me into taking the sses! Well, I''m not falling for it!


    "Smokescreen activate!" Harvard yelled! "Ghost Mirror Activate! Shadow Agent Activate!"


    Shadow Agent was a skill of the Midnight Ruler he read about after failing to catch Stealthy Several times. It let the Midnight Ruler bind someone to their shadow for one second, which decreased speed by over 50 percent.


    However, this wasn''t enough to catch Stealthy! That made her agility just a 1000 Agility, which was still double his own! However, when he added Ghost Mirror which attached him to her shadow and smokescreen which also increased his agility by one percent and blinded her he was sure his n would work!


    Boom!


    Stealthy ran at her maximum speed out of the smokescreen and coughed when she made it to the wall. However, she felt heavier. Luckily, Ghost Mirror had another affect that wasn''t listed as a main effect. It slightly decreased agility as well!


    Harvard looked up from inside Stealthy''s shadow and watched the timer tick down. All he had to do is reach fast enough out of the shadow that he could catch Stealthy!


    [Current time remaining: 10 seconds]


    [9 seconds]


    ''You got this Harvard,'' Smokey darted towards the other side of the room and then the other side and the other side. She was so fast because of her extra agility that Harvard started to feel sick. It was like being in the backseat of a powerful vehicle, and no matter what he did the driver couldn''t just get his shit together.


    [Current time remaining 5 seconds!]


    "Ha, I won! There is no way you can catch me!" Stealthy stuck out her tongue at the cloud of smoke! You lose Harvard!"


    "You''re mine!" Harvards had tore through the shadow before he body got sent flying into Smokey''s. He was able to jump out of the shadow because that''s what Midnight Ruler''s could do any time of day! His hand swiped towards Stealthy and gently touched her hair. The next second, she disappeared to the other side of the room.


    ###


    "You cheated!" Stealthy stomped on the floor and smacked Harvard in the back, and then his chest and then his face. "You-you tricked me!"


    [Quest update: Stealthy has been defeated in battle, but you have still not yet earned the right to take the daggers.]


    [Take the first Magnificent Ruler Dagger and go to the next room.]


    [To get the second dagger, there will be a much harder quest!


    ''There is another room! Are you kidding me! Please! Please tell me there isn''t more coins to deposit! My hands still hurt!''


    "What''s wrong?" Stealthy pouted and looked up at Harvard. "Did I hit you too hard? Are you amd at me?"


    "No, just happy I finally got this," Harvard snatched the dagger out of the pedestal and smiled. Let''s take a look!


    ###


    [Magnificent Daylight Ruler''s Daggers] (ss 2 Heirloom)


    [Level 31]


    [Damage 500]


    [Attack Speed: 10,051]


    [Stats unlocked until Menace Lord approves of you and has some meaningful offspring!]


    ''I forgot about that. I thought it was a joke'' Harvard sighed and looked up at Stealthy who had decided to ride his shoulders without his permission. She was really cute, and had a white dress and big green eyes with beautiful pale skin that looked nice with her blue hair. Her feet were also really small and beautiful with running shoes on that were two sizes toorge. She seemed right at home on his shoulders.


    "I''m upset. If you get the other dagger, then I can finally leave, but I''m afraid no one will like me."


    "Everyone likes cute little angels," Harvard smiled and slowly walked towards the other room. He put the dagger in his inventory so Stealthy couldn''t steal it and put it back. He imagined having to put all those coins in again, and his heart nearly stopped. "Want to tell me what''s in the other room?"


    "Heh, my brother, and an extremely fast Fish. A very special Fish."


    ###


    Harvard walked into a room that had arge aquarium with dead fish that smelled really bad. He imagined it had once been a majestic room, but the only true treasure left seemed to be the magnificent daylight dagger in the pedestal.


    He walked over to it and leaned down with Stealthy snoring on his shoulders.


    "Cute Kid. Can you get off now?"


    "Hoho! Never! I''m the captain of this ship! Rawr!" Stealthy smiled and flipped off his body. "Haha! I''m the terror of the seas! Watch me roar!"


    "You''ll love Tabitha," Harvard tried to pick up the dagger and it just came out. "Wait, where is the other quest?"


    [New Quest Received: Find the golden fish]


    [To use the magnificent daylight daggers, you must dive into the legendary fishtank and find the golden fish that will have the clue to activate the Magnificent Daylight Daggers!]


    [Note: Since you''re technically dead, you can breath under water! Don''t worry about running out of breath!]


    [System Information: It is rmended you walk on the bottom of the fish tank or your speed will be greatly reduced. Find something heavy to weigh you down first, or the quest could take 5 years.]


    ''I see where they got that five years from,'' Harvard slightly twitched with anger before he cheerfully smiled. "Stealthy, you wouldn''t happen to have anything heavy I can put in my shoes, do you!"

 Chapter 40: Dragontail Kraken vs Candy Kid

    Chapter 40: Dragontail Kraken vs Candy Kid


    A weekter, when other people had already reached level 35, Harvard was on the bottom of the fish tank.


    A few bone''s of fish floated passed him while a golden fish zoomed at its maximum speed passed Harvard''s face. He sighed, and opened up his diving helmet to get some air. He had Shea buy this from a market in the nearby Cold Iron City and it took a week to arrive!


    He really should be level 31 by now! He was getting upset seeing the fish unt its speed when all he had to do is catch it once and he could be well on his way!


    "I think-I think you''d have better luck just feeding it," Stealthy smiled and held out a piece of food she kept in her pocket. "Goldy loves food."


    "Are you kidding me?" Harvard watched Goldy get pet by Stealthy who had on a full body swimsuit and goggles. "I really just have to feed him!"


    Harvard smiled and reached towards Goldy before its mouth opened and twenty gold teeth got revealed. It then bit his hand and he felt an extremely terrifying pain!


    -1000, - 500


    -Poisoned!


    "Ah, he''s so small, and it hurts so bad!'' Harvard tried to smack it before it disappeared into the distance! "Damn it! This is going to be impossible! It''s faster than you and I''m slower under water!"


    "I trust you, father." Stealthy hugged Harvard and smiled brightly. "You''re my hero! I know you can do this!"


    "Hehe, cute kid. It''s a shame I never met your mother. I''m sure she was just as sweet and fast as you were," Harvard smiled and began to look in his inventory. There had to be something Goldy would want to eat!


    ###


    Three weekster again,


    Harvard walked back to the Menace Lord''s Tomb after killing like 1000 different monsters and finding all different types of meat a fish might like.


    He killed level 30 Ghost Alligators, Ghost Pigs, and invaded Ghost Bees nests for honey. He sighed and jumped into the tank and sank to the bottom after putting on his helmet! Today would be the day he''d get Goldy to like him!


    [Quest Update!]


    [Half of the world seems to be on fire, and the Dragontail Kraken is just a few hours away! If you can''t catch Goldy now, the chances of you dying are more than 100 percent!]


    ''That''s terrifying,'' Harvard cracked his knuckles, "Now Goldy. Today, I brought you alligator? You going to be my friend!


    Reeeh!


    Goldy rushed over to him and opened his mouth! Harvard had never been so terrified in his life!


    ###


    [Quest Complete!]


    [Goldy considers himself your friend and approves of you petting him once, but if you do it twice he''ll bite your hand off.]


    [You can now find the information needed to activate the Daylight Daggers!]


    Harvard touched Goldy and a prompt appeared in front of his eyes in all silver.


    [Quest Complete: Goldy''s Tip]


    [To activate the Magnificent Daylight Daggers, you must get three ingredients from the aquarium you are currently in. They are hidden in three locations and will need to be dug up. It shouldn''t take you longer than a year to find!]


    [System information: The three ingredients are razor ws, sun monarch flowers, and Moon Fading Lilies. However, don''t worry, if you use Ultimate Tracking it should take you less than 10 minutes]


    ''Good,'' Harvard said, ''Because I Feel a lot of people right now are dying horrible deaths!''


    ###


    On a not so peaceful day in Vige 99, just 2 hours away from Central City, a small girl was holding a boys hand and sucking on a lollypop.


    Smokie had received a quest to fight the legendary Dragontail Kraken. His body was trembling with excitement while purple and white lighting spun around his body. He had activated his third ss, Ghost Thunder Magnate. Nothing could get in his way!


    "Are you really going to be okay, Smokey? The legendary Dragontail Kraken is supposed to be level 120, and you are just level 60!"


    "Of course, Tabitha, I''ll be fine," Smokey smiled and looked up at the thousand feet tall monster and gulped. "All I got to do is stall it until Harvard arrives! It should be fine!"


    "We''re all going to die!"


    "It ate my mother already! She already died! Let''s get the fudding out of here!" Two women screamed and more and more ran passed Smokey while he walked towards the Kraken.


    [Dragontail Kraken]


    [Level 120]


    [Estimated Deaths caused: 15,000]


    Vs


    Smokey


    [Level 60]


    [Estimated Lives saved: 1,000]


    Smokey took a deep breath and held out his hand. The powerfulser he''d used that had cut almost through the entire without stopping started to get changed up in his hand.


    At the same time, the Dragontail Kraken seemed to do the same. A muchrgerser appeared in its mouth while its thousand teeth started to spin. It''s massive figure looked down at Smokey''s but it seemed to sense a real threat!


    "Smokey! Just get us a little bit of time! Please!"

 Chapter 41: You have conceived

    Chapter 41: You have conceived


    Harvard used ultimate tracking on a second chest and took out the sun monarch flowers, and put them in his inventory.


    [Inventory is full 15 / 15]


    [Warning: One of your sons is engaged in a fierce battle!]


    ''Sons, the only person I''d consider a son is Smokey,'' Harvard took a deep breath and activated ultimate tracking.


    [Fishing discovered]


    [This fishing will lead you right to the other chest!]


    [It seems he used this to be able to find his treasure!]


    ''Thank god! Thank god there was a! Or else this would''ve taken for ever!'' Harvard quickly opened up the other treasure chest before the walls started to shake. What kind of battle could be going on!


    ###


    "AHHHHHH! My baby!" A women''s stroller rolled down arge hill to where Candy Kid and the Dragontail Kraken were fighting.


    Thousands of people had been saved by Candy Kid''s fierce determination in the face of the Dragontail Kraken! However, for some reason, Smokey''sser that normally pierced everything simply bounced off the Dragontail Kraken!


    ''His skin is made out of ss! Are you kidding me!'' Smokey jumped to the side and activated thunder rising in the monarch''s dark sky and floated for a second while he charged an even more powerfulser attack. "Take this! You don''t have ss in your mouth, a-hole!"


    Boom!


    Smokey sent arge attack to the Dragontail Kraken''s mouth but it closed it and then mmed him into the top of the building when the tail visciously hit him!


    Boom!


    Blood shot out of Smokey''s mouth while he mmed hard against the building. He saw ten floors appear rapidly in front of him while he got mmed through each of them. In a few housing units, some women were packing quickly, while in a unit on the first floor a man was trying to decide which bag to pack! Dude, you''re about to die! Just pick one man!


    Boom!


    Smokey got hit deep into the building and then the entire floor cracked.


    A woman screamed and saw Candy Kid lying nearly dead on the floor!


    "No, I bet you were going to win!" Thedy rushed over to Smokey''s side while the tail went higher into the air. "Is there anything I can do?"


    "Call my father. Tell Hamlord if he doesn''t show up in ten minutes, I''m going to rob him blind!"


    ###


    [You''ve sessfullypleted the Quest: Retrieve the Daylight Daggers]


    [You have three minutes to get three women to fall in love with you and conceive and also get the Menace Lord''s approval!]


    ''Damn it! This quest was impossible from the start! Who designed this quest!'' Harvard jumped out of the aquarium and ran to the exit! Where the hell are those three women! Where do I find them!


    "I bought you a present," Speedy said with a smile. "I got my three aunts toe here and meet you! They are the daughters of the Menace Lord! They said they know your dilemma and are willing to wrestle you three vs one!


    Harvard looked forward and saw a literal boxing ring set up with a matt on the floor with three women smiling there waiting for him to wrestle! This was going to be great! All he had to do is do the impossible in three minutes! It was totally possible!


    ###


    [You have conceived!]


    [You have three children on the way!]


    Harvard rushed out of the ring and ran to get Menace Lord''s approval!


    There was a statue of Menace Lord in the front of the Menace Lord''s Tomb that he had to bow in front of once to earn his approval. However, he felt like he didn''t have time!


    "Excuse me, you''re just going to leave us here?"


    "Yeah, that was so quick! I can hardly breathe!" Two of the three women from the Menace Lord''s family line had never wrestled someone so fast in their lives! Afterwards, they just got a message saying they were pregannt! What the hell was going on!


    "Don''t worry. I''ll be back when they''re finished in the oven!" Harvard opened up his quest window! "Come on! Please don''t be hard to get his approval! Please!"


    ###


    [New Quest: To earn the Menace Lords approval, please bow the right way!]


    [You must bow at the right angle or the Menace Lord will forever curse you! You will unable to be able to visit the tomb ever again, and will be banned from ever visiting his daughters!]


    ''After all I just did to them in that ring?'' Harvard, did conceive after all, so what they probably did after wrestling didn''t need to be mentioned.


    "Damn it! System! This is one of those times when you show me the way."


    [No System information avable! Pleaseplete by yourself!]


    ''AHHHHH!'' Harvard tried bowing everyway he could think off in front of therge statue of a man holding ten women on his shoulders. The man had long white hair and it was painted so he could literally, so it was literally in the Menace Lord''s image. He had ck freckles on his face and arge smile with a mustache that extended well past his cheeks. There had to be some clue up there!


    "Wait, I-I really hope that isn''t the way he wants me to bow," Harvard blushed thinking about what he did in the ring! "Damn it! It''s the only thing I haven''t tried!"


    ###


    Harvard got up from his knees and the statue seemed to smile. However, don''t worry, he didn''t bow on his knees like some type of weird pervert, he copied each of the ten women on his shoulder who were bowing in different ways! It was simple, but hard to think about when he had so little time!


    Boom!


    Arge cloud of smoke shot up into the air in the distance and Harvard got worried! Aser beam from Smokey just almost killed him a second ago! Clearly, he was not winning in the battle, and the attack reflected all the way here! How many people would inadvertently die if this continued!


    [Menace Lord has given you his approval!]


    [You''ve received the blessing of the Meance Lord and have received permission to receive your second ss! The magnificent Noon Ruler ss is now avable!]


    [You''ve received 100,000,000 experience forpleting an heirloom rank ss promotion quest and have gained 100 (+25) attribute points.]


    [And you now have permission to use the Magnificent Daylight Ruler''s Daggers!]


    [Can only be used from 12:00 - 12:02 PM]


    [You have leveled up to level 42!]


    [You are first on the leaderboard! You just confused the entire world!]


    ''2 I can use them for two minutes! Are you kidding me! And who cares about the leaderboard! We''re all going to die if I don''t stop that damn Kraken" Harvard wanted to smack himself in the face. "Why?! Why can''t I just have a normal ss! Why can''t everything jsut be normal!


    "Harvard get on!" Shea ran over to Harvard on Donkey and tossed him a rope. "Let me pull you over!"


    "What are you doing?" Harvard walked over to her and looked at her up and down. She had on a white dress with brown boots that looked very expensive, but also had arge bow drawn. "You-you got new clothes. How expensive were they?"


    "Free! Because the hotel owner said you''re the best customer ever!" She patted for him to get on the Donkey and smiled. "Nowe on! I heard a girl named May Tape is trying to save Smokey and things are getting really bad in Vige 99!"


    "Let''s go!" Harvard smiled before he realized he forgot something very important. Unfortunately, he''d been too rushed to remember that he needed to go on an adventure with the three girls to get the virgin pearl. "Let''s go save smokey from getting crushed by the Kraken."

 Chapter 42: The Virgin Pearl

    Chapter 42: The Virgin Pearl


    [Author''s Note: The original Chapters for 38 - 41 have been reced by a new set of chapters. Sorry you had to see this if you already read the author''s note or thest chapter. Trying to be there for all readers! This will be removed in two days! Please reread chapters 38 - 41 if you wouldn''t mind! You''re all the bestest!]


    Smokey''s entire body was soaked with in a dark blood while his entire body trembled in powerlessness and rage.


    Most of it was his, but the rest of it was from people he tried to save. Ultimately, he felt more rage than he could possiblyprehend at this moment. However, no matter how mad he got, the women that the Kraken killed would note back.


    "Stowp It! Stowp it!" May Tape screamed and held out her hands. She had just arrived a few minutes ago, and was crying tears down her beautiful pallid face. "I know deep down inside you''re a misunderstood Kraken! Stowp It now or I''ll scream!"


    "That''s not going to work, May" Smokey pulled a piece of debris out of his rib and started to float in the air. "He''s too strong! EVen I don''t stand a chance against him! Damn it! Where is Harvard! He told me two weeks ago I could go to the candy store when he was with Lc and he just forgot about me! Ugh, I''m going to rob him of all he''s worth when I find him!"


    ###


    Two hourster,


    May Tape was dangling in the air from the mouth of the Dragontail Kraken with its tongue wrapped around her. Smokey was imbedded in the chimney of a house head first, and he was unable to move. He had literally 10 vitality left and most people had thought he was undefeatable.


    "Hamlord! Please! SAVE ME!" May Tape cried out! "PWEASE! I fudding don''t want to die again! Not this way!"


    Duh! Duh! Duh!


    Harvard came riding on a donkey into Vige 99 with sweat dripping down his head. He jumped up and looked at the time!


    [Current time is 12:00 AM]


    [Magnificent Daylight Daggers have activated!]


    [Damage + 1000] 600%


    [Agility + 3000] 600%


    [Vitality +1000] 100%


    [You have equipped the Magnificent Daylight Daggers, and the Magnificent Daylight Mask! (This part will have to be exined to you at ater time!]


    "AHHHHH! I''m down here! Let her go you stupid Kraken!" Harvard stepped off his back foot and jumped on a chimney before hepletely underestimated his speed andnded on the Krakens back.


    It was also confused, they both looked at each other, the Kraken and Hamlord, and realized that something was familiar about the other person.


    "Daddy?" The Dragontail Kraken gently ced May Tape down and tensed its eyes. It had really big eyes, so it seemed much more terrifying when it tensed them. "You have daddy''s daggers. You''re going to die a million deaths!"


    ###


    Harvard and the Kraken started fighting while millions watched.


    Many that had fled to Vige 100 and warned them to pack and head to Central City were in awe of a man flying through the air with two daggers.


    He didn''t really fly, but he had so much agility that he jumped really fast. It had only been a minute, but it seemed like thousands of moves had been traded between the Kraken and Hamlord.


    "That man is impressive, mommy," A small girl held her mother''s hand while she wheeled her half dead father in a wheel barrel. "How is he so fast? Did he get pped in the face by a woman or something?"


    "I don''t know, but mommy has a much more noraml daddy," She sighed and looked down at her bleeding husband. "I really hope we can find a doctor."


    Boom!


    Hamlord thought of all the people around him, especially the ones that looked like they were about to die from their wounds and shed with his full power.


    He had a skill called Magnificent sh that could only be used for a minute! However, time felt much different when you had 4000 agility points!


    Swoosh!


    Harvard''s dagger turned forward and cut into an imingser beam from the Kraken and then arrived in its mouth. Inside of it, he finally found a ce without like a thousandyers of armor.


    "Die! Die you viscious beast!]


    Harvard stabbed down with all his might into the beasts mouth! It had to die! It had to die a million deaths!


    ###


    Boom!


    Harvard stabbed down into the Dragontail Kraken''s mouth and arge explosion ripped out in all directions. Vige 99, which had hundreds of thatched huts and a few hotels made out of bricks felt a gigantic shockwave spread through it.


    At the same time, Harvard and DRagontail Kraken couldn''t be seen because of therge dust cloud that formed.


    At Vige 100, people gasped! What had just happened!


    "I think it ate him."


    "No, no way!" The little boy from earlierined and tried his hardest to wrap his dad''s wounds. "Why would that idiot go in the Dragontail Krakens mouth! It ate like a thousand people today!"


    "Let''s hope he''s fine!" The mother kissed her husband on the head. "Please! Please be fine Hamlord! Please be fine!"


    ###


    Boom! Boom! Boom!


    Lightning clouds formed over Vige 99 while the smoke finally cleared. The Dragontail Kraken roared in the air and then looked down at May Tape as she cried on her knees.


    "Pwease! Pwease don''t kill Hamlord! Pwease! You can eat me instead!" May Tape begged and took out a small pearl she found on a beach. "Pwease! Pwease stowp!


    "Mother? Mother is that you?" The Dragontail Kraken spit out Harvard into a building and smiled. "Mother! You found me! How did you know I was here!"


    "Mowther?" May Tape said trembling on her knees. "Please don''t make me feel happy and then kill me! Pwease!"


    [The Dragontail Kraken has be subservient to May Tape!]


    [The Dragontail Kraken is returning to its original form!]


    May Tape watched therge Dragon tail Kraken shrink down in size before a beautiful woman rushed towards her with a white dress on. She smiled and wrapped her arms around May Tape before picking her up into the air.


    "Haha! So d you found my mother! She''s been trapped in that pearl for ages!"


    ###


    Hamlord and Smokey put ice on their wounds, but felt ashamed.


    Both of them had never guessed in a million years that May Tape would''ve thought enough ahead to talk to the Menace Lord''s daughters about ways to protect Harvard.


    She had went on a Quest to a distant beach, and entered into a dungeon to get the pearl while Harvard was busy underwater.


    However, what surprised them the most was that the Dragontail Kraken also had a human form. And she wasn''t too hard to look at.


    [New Quest Received! Are you ready for your next adventure?]


    ''Oh god, not again! Please! Not another hard quest!''

 Chapter 43: Snow Lilly

    Chapter 43: Snow Lilly


    "Did you guys hear! Snow Lilly was passed as number 1 on the leaderboards!" A few members of the Poison Snow Guild sat down across from Harvard and gossiped. "Oh my god! It''s not by a little! Hamlord is two levels ahead of her! She''s going to be so pissed!"


    "Ignore them," May Tape clutched Harvard''s hand and smiled at him. "You deserved the experience you earned. You went through so much trouble to save Central City from the Dragontail Kraken. I doubt anyone would really be mad at you for being in first ce.


    Harvard nodded his head and smiled while he opened up the skill tree for the Magnificent Noon Ruler. He''d been in such a rush, that he hadn''t even allocated his skill points or his attribute points. He might have won against the Dragontail Kraken if he''d did that, but then the beautiful woman eating the food he bought here wouldn''t be at the table. The Dragontail''s female form name was Dasota, and she was just about in the hottest state a woman could be in at a dining table.


    "This is good! Thanks for paying for me Harvard! I promise I don''t eat that much."


    ''Yeah right. Your real weight is like 100 tons and you just ate 1000 people. I''m only paying for your food since I don''t want to die.''


    Harvard opened up the Magnificent Noon Ruler''s ss Tree, and ignored the tes piling up.


    [Magnificent Noon Ruler''s ss Tree]


    [Magnificent sh]


    [Double Stealth]


    [Locks Unloaded]


    [Dual Handed Mastery]


    [Magnificent Retreat]


    [Magnificent Ultimate Throwing Dagger] (Two ss Skill)


    [Magnificent Parry]


    [Stealth Eye]


    [Magnificent Noon Ruler] (Automatically unlocked forpleting Quest)


    [20 skills have yet to be unlocked Level up to unlock]


    [Stat points remaining 15]


    [System information: Since you have two sses, you will receive one stat point for each skill tree each time you level up! That means you also have 15 stat points for Midnight Ruler!]


    ''Oh great, but don''t I also have the ss tree from that other quest Ipleted.'' Harvard felt a headacheing on. He did indeed have a third ss tree avable that only had one skill point and three skills. ''Ugh, let me look at it quickly.''


    [Last Lord''s Skill Tree] (Lasting Bandit ss Tree)


    [Lasting Defense]


    [Lasting Agility]


    [Lasting Vitality]


    [skill points 1]


    ''I-I forgot'' Harvard nodded his head and smiled. ''Most 2nd sses just boost the first ss, and don''t provide a new set of skills. I guess that means this skill just makes youst longer at things. ''I guess Agility makes the most sense. And then vitality.


    [Lasting Agility has increased by 1]


    [Your agility has increased by 5! You can now run a little big longer, too!]


    ''Not bad!'' Harvard looked at May Tape and then at Shea. ''It will help in a lot of situations. Seems very useful.


    He then added skill points to the skill tree of the Magnificent Noon Ruler ss, and also felt pretty satisfied with the information that appeared.


    [You have learned Double Stealth!]


    [You can add this to Ultimate Stealth to increase your stealth''s duration by 3 minutes as opposed to just one minute! Stealth increased by 5%! You''ll be much harder to see, even in the daytime]


    ''That seems pretty useful. It is pointless to use Stealth in the daylight.'' Harvard clicked on another skill and added a point.


    [You have learned Locks Unloaded.]


    [You can pick locks, pockets, purses, bank vaultbinations, treasure chests, and rob pretty much anything with 10 percent more ease!]


    ''Also seems useful, but impractical. When have I ever found a lock in Kart95 without a key?''


    [You have learned the skills, Stealth Eye, Magnificent Party, Dual Handed Mastery, and Magnificent Retreat!]


    Harvard just decided to open up Stealth Eye while a few more tes were ced down.


    [Stealth Eye - let''s you see behind doors, chests, and also increases night vision slightly. Does not work on human beings clothing, or nkets. There are other skills for thatter on.]


    ''Ugh, not exactly what I expected,'' Harvard smiled and also added stat points. He had roughly 130 with the benefits he got frompleting the Menace Lord''s Quest Plus leveling up 12 times. He got 2 stat points from 30 - 40 and then 3 stat points from 40 - 42. He also got 4 stat points for fighting against the Dragontail Kraken. When lives were on the line, the rewards were better, so Harvard obviously deserved his four extra stat points.


    [Agility +100]


    [Vitality +15]


    [Dexterity +15]


    Harvard smiled and thought about opening up his stat window, but decided to do thatter. A beatuiful women walked over and sat down at his table. Around her were 15 men that seemed to be level 39.


    Harvard sighed and looked over at Smokey who seemed ready to fight. Did these people not know who they were messing with?


    "I''m Snow Lilly," The woman offered Harvard a handshake. "I''m here to offer you the leadership spot in my guild in exchange for a quest."


    "I''m not interested," Harvard wouldn''t be able to sleep at night in a guild with 15 men and one women. They all looked like they either wanted to kill him or poke May Tape and Shea because they were so beautiful, and his women could only be poked by him! "Sorry, pleasee back another time."


    "Okay," Snow Lilly bowed and rushed out the bar to the disbelief of all the patrons staring at her beautiful golden countenance. A tear fell out of her eye while everyone in the Slightly Green Fist Tavern got up and stared in disbelief, and immediately the started to bicker.


    "He just turned down Snow Lilly! Her guild is the 5th ranked in Central Territory!"


    "She''s so hot! Dude, her tears made her look cuter! Maybe we can sell it if we add it to our inventory!"


    "It''s mine!" A few people ran towards Harvard to try and collect the tear.


    "Scram!" Dasota said and wiped the tear on her face. "It''s mine! I love human tears! Mess with me again and you can all die!"


    "Ugh, I''m sure everything will be fine," Harvard finally saw the Quest window load. "However, what the hell took so long? What Quest takes 5 minutes to load?"


    ###


    [New Quest]


    [Central Territory is about to open up 10 bridges to the other nearby territories.]


    [These include South Central Territory, North Central Territory, West Central Territory, Lost''s Central Territory, East''s Central Territory, "West''s Central Territory, Peak Central Territory, Greater Central Territory, Middling Central Territory, and Final Central Territory]


    ''They really are called Central Territory. I guess that means this is prettyrge. Makes sense since it has a horizon. Obviously, if it wasn''t a big, it wouldn''t curve.'' Harvard nodded his head. "Now what''s the quest?"


    [Central City has sent a hidden message to the top 10 guilds and then top 100 yers of each territory to go to a Dungeon Competition. The territory that gets the highest ranking will receive a territory experience bonus of 10 percent for two weeks!]


    [Would you like to bring honor to your territory? Yes / No?]


    [If you''d like to, please join a guild! Only teams of 20 or more members can enter the Dungeon Competition!]


    ''Shit,e back!'' Harvard got up and ran out the door! "Don''t leave, Snow Lilly! This papa bear needs a guild! Hurry up and get back here!''

 Chapter 44: Genie Snake

    Chapter 44: Genie Snake


    Two dayster,


    Harvard had mostly regained his vitality after fighting the Dragontail Kraken. His arms were no longer broken, nor his legs, and he didn''t need a wheelchair anymore at night after wrestling with Shea and May Tape.


    He sighed and did a sweep of Vige 100 for Snow Lilly to see if he could join her guild. Unfortunately, no matter where he looked, she had really disappeared. Not a single NPC or Ghost Adventurer in the entirety of vige 100 had seen her.


    ''She''s not in the woman''s bathroom.'' Harvard sighed and deactivated stalk.


    [Stalk has reached level 3!]


    [You can now stalk for longer without someone seeing you! Time increased to 5 minutes and 20 seconds!]


    ''Not bad,'' Harvardughed and walked into the men''s bathroom and washed his hands. For some reason, he felt eyes on the back of his skull and then noticed a pair of legs with stockings in one of thetrines. He decided to wait for a minute before the door to the green stall opened.


    A woman came out and pulled up her skirt. Suddenly, she looked extremely embarrassed.


    "Snow Lilly?" Harvard immediately stared in shock. "How? I didn''t know you were a man!"


    "I''m not, but don''t tell anyone!" Snow Lilly instantly blushed and covered her beautiful face. "I-I used to be a man okay! Please! Please don''t tell anyone! I just ended up like this when I got here"


    "Oh," Harvard wiped off his hands and checked to make sure no one was listening. "That must be awkward. Did King Yama mess it up?"


    "Yes, I think I insulted her," Snow Lilly recalled being extremely upset at King Yama for not calling him for a 1000 years. He had once been a fairly high ranking noble, but she treated him like garbage no matter how much he pleaded for his turn toe. "They didn''t even bother to install a television when I was in the underworld, and I had to spend a 1000 years contemting what to say to King Yama, but I''ve always had trouble saying the rights things at the right time. And then when I saw her I just exploded with rage, and now I''m a big busty woman with the prettiest face a woman can ask for, but all I want to do is be a man again and level up normally! How can you with these huge things! I mean! Look at these! They''re huge!"


    Snow Lilly started rocking her cleavage and Harvard nodded his head in understanding.


    "I see, well, it makes perfect sense why you''d want me in your guild. You just want someone that can understand what it''s like to be a man."


    "Really?" Snow Lilly said, "What do you mean? I just wanted to protect Central Territory. What else could I have wanted?" She looked at Harvard and slightly pped her shirt. "However, ugh, the sweat is so bad! Sometimes, I just want to get smaller ones! Why are these sorge!"


    "I see." Harvard looked up into Snow Lilly''s eyes and suddenly got serious. "Well, if I ever win in the 1500petition. I''ll make sure to ask King Yama to turn you into a boy," Harvard smiled and put his arm around Snow Lilly. "Now, like two brothers, shall we go and n how topete in the Dungeon Competition?"


    "Yes!" Snow Lilly smiled and both of them walked out of the men''s bathroom. "Thank you so much for not ratting on me! It would be so bad if someone found out!"


    ###


    [System Update: A legend has began to spread in your name!]


    [Legend loading...]


    [The Legend is Hamlord, the man who defeated the Dragontail Kraken, invaded the Menace Lord''s Tomb andpleted an impossible quest to save May Tape, the woman he loved. Then after he dumped May Tape and took Snow Lilly into the men''s bathroom for 20 minutes ! People have begun to sing about you on the street in honor of these grand achievements, however, a few men from her guild might not be too happy about it!]


    [+1 Agility]


    "What''s wrong, Hammy? You don''t like your new nickname" Snow Lilly walked into his hotel room and tossed off her white jacket and jumped on the bed and slightly spread open her legs while she turned on the television. "You look troubled. Are you mad my guildmates don''t want to meet with you yet?"


    "It''s nothing." Harvard''s brow raised in relief. "I finally hit 750 Agility. I''m just irritated that people keep following us when we''re together! Don''t they know we''re just brothers hanging out!"


    "Mind if I take a shower, Hammy?"


    "Go ahead, Snowy" Harvard sighed and sat down at the Great Round Table by the High Quality Bed with 150 Durability. "I-I''m trying to figure out where to level up."


    Harvard had a map of the open Central Territory, and to say it was big was an understatement. There were roughly 2,000 areas with level 40 - 45 monsters, and 10,000 areas with level 30 - 40 monster. Each area was a few meters long, which meant Ten Central Territory, all ten Central Territories was actually much bigger than a normal continent on earth. It was at least 10,000 miles wide.


    Unfortunately, the map was also incredibly small and he couldn''t read what types of monsters were at each destination! He had enough Lograms to hire an NPC to take him somewhere! Screw reading this map!


    Boom!


    Harvard heard arge crowd pping their hands and looked outside at the sunny day and saw a crowd cheering for him and looking at his window. It''s almost like they really believed him and Snow Lilly had gotten together.


    "You rock man!" One woman cheered with her boyfriend!


    "Hope it''s good with Snowy, hahaha! They even have nicknames! Tell us about it after dude!"


    Harvard closed the blue shades in the white room and then took a deep breath while May Tape and Shea walked into the room. They also learned about him joining Snow Lilly''s guild, but didn''t know that she and Harvard had gotten so close. However, Harvard was sure they were just brothers hanging out.


    "Who''s singing in the bathroom?"


    "Snowy," Harvard smiled. "You got the information?"


    "Yup, we''re going tomorrow to a level 45 territory to train. Will Snow''s Lilly''s Guild being?"


    "Yup," Harvard smiled and jumped on the bed. "Now, I need to go to sleep. Snowy! Feel free to stay in the other bed! May Tape and Shea will be with me!"


    ###


    The next morning,


    Harvard got up and took the Central City Train to a territory called Lost Incarnate Stronghold. Thousands of other guilds were starting to file into the Stronghold in preparation for theing Dungeon Competition. However, Harvard couldn''t do that yet with his new guild.


    He had to go on a solo quest real quick at the stop before the Lost Incarnate Stronghold. Dasota needed his help or something about the world was going to end. It seemed very important, but Harvard didn''t have time for this! He was finally first on the leaderboard!


    [Leaderboards from All Central Territories are merging]


    [You''re new leaderboard rank is 15 / 100,333,553,111]


    ''Wow, that''s still not bad,'' Harvard thought the leaderboard already had all the territories, but he wasn''t going toin about it. "Hmm, so if there are 100 billion people here in Central Continent, how many people did King Yama put in this one? Wouldn''t that mean there are trillions ofpetitors''


    Harvard greatly underestimated the number and it was actually over 10 trillion Ghost Adventurers total. That meant that Harvard''s one in a billion heirloom quest was found by at least 100 people in just Central Continent alone and over 10,000 total in probably just Kart95! He felt like someone just pped his pride about his aplishments in the face!


    "Wake up!" Dasota pushed Harvard on the back of Donkey. She was clutching him hard with herrge mounds and seemed kind of scared. "There is a lot of genie snakes around here! I hate those things!"


    "You-you are literally a one woman army,'' Harvard looked down and saw a small snake.


    [Genie Snake]


    [Level 31]


    [Reputation: Harmless]


    "I don''t get it? What are you afraid of?"


    "My-my brother is around here and they remind me of him,'' Dasota slightly moaned with an "Ah!" when a snake fell from a nearby tree and onto Donkey''s head. "What is wrong with you! How are you a human being?"


    Harvard sighed and opened up the Golden Quest given to him from Dasota. He shouldn''t have to be with her too much longer, he hoped. However, it did worry him that it had two stars next to the Quest Title rather than the normal one. Even his heirloom ss promotion quest only had one star!


    [Quest Window Loading]


    [Loading Quest 1 / 3]


    [Stop Dasota''s Brother''s Massacre by paying respects at his grave]


    [Dasota''s brother has been dead for many years, but what is death but a vacation for some ghosts? He''s been just as alive as you have in many ways, but just waiting for the day his sister was defeated to return. Unlike his sister, there is no Virgin Pearl he values with the ashes of his mother hidden inside. He will just kill everyone and everything unless you stop him.]


    [No further information can be given until you visit his grave.]


    ''Wait, when did I get two more quests?'' Harvard tied donkey to a tree and looked up at a rather strange mountain top with only single grave made out of gold with silver chains around it that said keep away. "Dasota, can you tell me more about your brother?''


    "Why? Why would I help you?" Dasota jumped up from a Genie Snake. "You-you brought me to this horrible ce! How dare you! I forgot there was all these genie snakes!


    [New Quest received: Defeat all the Genie Snakes.]


    [Quest cannot be declined, or all quests given by Dasota will automatically be canceled.]


    ''Ah! I hate that! This is the fifth time I had a mandatory quest in thest hour! AHHHH!''

 Chapter 45: Slim Down and Golden Seal

    Chapter 45: Slim Down and Golden Seal


    Harvard smiled and killed his 1001th Genie Snake.


    It took only a few hours, but he felt sort of bad for them. Apparently, if you got on the Genie Snakes good side, there was a small chance it would increase one of your attributes.


    ''Ugh, why is this one gold?'' Harvard found a small golden genie snake running in the opposite direction. Harvard had just killed it''s mother, sister, it''s 10 brothers it fought with, and a 100 of its fathers because snakes did weird things to breed. "I guess it''s worth catching."


    [Rare Genie Snake discovered]


    [Compatibility with Evolution Cage 100 percent]


    [New skill that can be learned, Slim Down]


    [Let''s you fit through slightly tight space. You are a ghost afterall, so don''t be too surprised.]


    ''Okay, well, now I don''t feel so bad about killing them,'' Harvard activated Ultimate Stealth, Double Stealth, Ultimate Poison de, and Smokescreen.


    To the bystanders watching Harvard kill snakes because they wanted to watch one of the strongest people in Central Continent fight a snake, it seemed a little bit like overkill.


    "Man, shouldn''t he be fighting level 40 monsters? Kind of a waste right. He won''t even get experience!"


    "Quiet! It''s about to happen! He''s about to catch a legendary gold genie snake! I heard a single one of those is worth 100,000,000 Lograms!" The girlfriend of the man she was with smacked her boyfriend and pointed him in Harvard''s direction! "Look! It''s about to happen!"


    ###


    Harvard spent 5 hours trying to catch the little gold snake before he finally decided to use a bait trap.


    He had so much food from trying to appease Goldy that could also work on the gold snake. After two hours, it finally came over to him and started feasting on some jade fine fish


    "Be careful," Harvard pet it, "You don''t want to choke."


    Mmmm!


    The snake looked so satisfied and had tears in its eyes. It seemed to be saying, I love you Harvard! Please don''t kill me.


    "And, I''m closing the cage now," Harvard smiled at the snake before it''s eyes turnedpletely dark from betrayal! It seemed to be saying! Oh no! Please! Please don''t kill me!"


    [System Update: Evolution Cage can only be used once every 3 days. Are you sure you want to learn Slim Down and Golden Seal?]


    "And, now I don''t know what to do." Harvard identally pressed yes and the snake got eviscerated and turned into several things before it exploded. "Oh god! I''m so sorry! I-I wanted to let you free!"


    [You''ve learned Slim Down and Golden Seal!]


    [A minor curse has been ced on you for identally killing a Golden Creature!]


    [Agility + 5] sts for 30 days)


    ''How does that make sense!'' Harvard coughed and put away the Evolution Cage in his inventory. "Anyways, time to go visit that damn grave, and get out of here! I''m sure Snowy is missing me right now! Her with all those 15 men that love her! What a shame!"


    ###


    Snow Lilly had never had such a fun time.


    May Tape and Shea had joined her guild and they regrly kept herpany. Snow Lilly had one defining feature about her that she kept a secret. She loved women a lot! Like so much that she was afraid to even approach one, and this was even considering woman usually stalked her! She was too afraid to even approach her stalkers!


    When she had been a man, she regrly endured getting turned down by countless other women, and only hung out with her older brothers. They got all the girls, and he just got presents from them asionally and maybe once or twice an idental kiss because he turned his face.


    May Tape and Shea were beautiful, so he definitely enjoyed being a girl around them! They were Harvard''s girlfriends and helped protect her from other girls!


    "Thank you for stopping that stalker. Now where is Harvard?" Snow Lilly got a little bit agitated because they had like 10 Guild Quests toplete before qualifying for the Dungeon Competition. "He better be here soon, or I''m going to fudding hit him with these bad girls!"


    "You-you are so strange," May Tapeughed, "Don''t worry! Harvard will be here shortly! In less than five hours!"


    ###


    Harvard was surprised the dearth of Genie Snakes left on the mountain. He''d finallypleted his quest.


    [Genie Snakes have gone extinct in the area!]


    [You have gained 1,000,000 experience!]


    [You are still level 42!]


    "Took you long enough," Dasota sighed and knocked on her brother''s grave. "Now, you ready to go wake up my brother?"


    "Why would we wake him up?" Harvard thought he came here to stop him from waking up. "I-I don''t want to wake him up now if he''s just going to destroy the world!"


    "It''s okay. He''s reasonable," Dasota held out her hand and blew off the side of the mountain with argeser she generated from her hands. The grave fell into the water while a coffin fell down onto the water''s bank and broke into wooden pieces. A man''s body rolled out of it that was wrapped like a mummy rolled out of it with chains around his perfectly sealed body breaking on impact.


    "You! Do you know what you just did! He-he clearly couldn''t wake up until you did that! Are you secretly trying to destroy the world! Was this a fake quest?"


    Fake Quests were just Quests that had alternative purposes because NPCs were embarrassed about what they actually wanted. For example, one time Harvard got a quest to retrieve a stolen purse from a man''s house, and went there and took it. It turned outter that it was just because the NPC she dated was married and she left her purse. She had to buy food for her son, so it was either try and break in herself or get Harvard to do it.


    Needless to say, Harvard still had some hope.


    [System information: The Monsoon Kraken has been freed]


    [It will rain every day until he is returned to the earth, and the water level will slightly rise over the next 20 days and 20 nights.]


    [After 20 days, he will have enough water tomand to wipe out every single Ghost Adventurer in Central City]


    [Stop him at all costs, or you''ll probably not drowned but die by the intense pressure of his waves.]


    "Ha! Thanks for giving my mother, loser!" Dasota jumped off the mountain and stuck out her tongue before he body instantly reverted back to its humungous size. "Ha! All that was keeping me from freeing him was the genie snakes! Now go feel guilty! It''s all your fault the world is going to end!"


    "Fudge," Harvard smacked himself in the face. "I Fudding Deserved that." He smacked himself again, but he still couldn''t believe it.


    [New World Quest Received]


    [The Monsoon Kraken and the Dragontail Kraken have both been freed because of Hamlord. It was a mistake because of a fake quest, however, it really is all his fault. It is about to rain for 20 days straight,and in 20 days if the Monsoon Kraken isn''t killed, the Central Continent will return to the sea and be the Kraken''s domain.]


    [Reward forpleting quest: 1,000,000,000 Guild experience (Experience split equally between each guild member, Monsoon''s Kraken Armor (Heirloom), Four Star Noble Title!]


    [You have been forced to ept the quest, Hamlord.]


    [You have gained 15,000 Notoriety. Everyone besides a few people hate you!]


    ''Oh shit. No!" Harvard took a deep breath. "Don''t you dare think I''m letting you leave! It''s 11:59 Am you Monsoon Kraken! I''m about to ughter you before the Quest even begins!''

 Chapter 46: Monsoon Kraken

    Chapter 46: Monsoon Kraken


    Harvard jumped down onto the beach and cracked his neck.


    Tworge Krakens that were almost 1,000 meters tall turned around to face him. One of them was a dark blue, but sort of feminine, but the one to its right was an even darker blue.


    It was starting to rain, and Harvard looked down at the time. It was 11:59:59 AM! It was almost time for him to shine!


    [Magnificent Noon Ruler has been activated]


    [Magnificent Daylight Daggers have been equipped]


    [Damage + 2000] 600%


    [Agility + 7500] 1000%]


    [Vitality + 11] .03%


    ''HAh, not yet!'' Harvard put 10 stat points into Magnificent Noon Ruler which was an incredible waste but he really needed it to get stronger right now! ''Come on! Make me a lot stronger!''


    [Magnificent Noon Ruler will nowst from 12:00 PM - 12:04 PM!]


    [Agility has been increased by 15 overall]


    [+10.1 extra agility)


    ''10 extra agility? I thought you just said it increased by 15! Are you kidding me! And I only got 2 extra minutes of time! I was expecting much longer like 3 or 4 more minutes!''


    Harvard, regardless of the setbacks, stepped off his foot and jumped quickly off the edge of the mountain before he soared in the sky towards the two Krakens.


    He was so fast, that hended on the Dragontail Kraken''s blue scally back likest time while thousands of people gasped in awe. One man, that seemed to have collected millions of rocks with his girlfriend, stared up in awe at the legendary Hamlord soaring through the sky.


    "He''s about to fight two Krakens by himself!"


    "He''s so brave! And here I was about to hate him!" Another couple that had been stalking Harvard for thest few days made some notes. "We can tell everyone about this! And then maybe Harvard won''t be so hated!"


    [Notoriety - 1]


    Harvard saw the prompt and smiled while aser beam shot towards him, but it was too slow to hit him! He smiled and appeared in front of therge golden eye of the Monsoon Kraken and prepared to sh it in half.


    Last time, he realized he never attacked the eyes.


    "Magnificent sh!" Harvard learned that skill by default with the ss, and felt good about its chances of saving him from living a life of infamy! Arge sh of light emitted from his glowing silver daylight daggers before the ocean seemed to sort of curve beneath him and turn into a massive fist.


    Before he could hit the Monsoon Kraken, arge water fist mmed into him and sent him flying high into the sky.


    "Idiot, fighting a Kraken in the ocean. I hope when yound it hurts,"


    Boom!


    Harvard soared in the sky and instantly vomited out his lunch before he flew off into the distance.


    "Hmph, sister, let''s go. It''s time to make it rain!" The Monsoon Kraken smiled and looked back at it''s grave site. "What a fool. He really killed all the Genie Snakes. A single gold one would''ve been enough to stop me."


    ###


    Swoosh!


    Candy Kid sighed and caught his father over Lost Incarnate Stronghold.


    He had his third ss already, and was technically an NPC sort of, so he couldn''t participate in the Guild Competition. However, he was also extremely angry at everyone around him. How dare they talk bad about his father! He gave him candy!


    "Idiot! I''m an idiot!" May Tape screamed and grabbed her cheeks. "And here I trusted Dasota! She had such a cool name, and seemed so happy to get her mother back! How could she betray Hamlord!"


    Harvard had turned really green after getting sent soaring into the sky and finally felt some relief when Smokeynded with him in front of 1000s of guilds waiting to receive their guild quests.


    However, when he realized everyone seemed to have taken out their weapon and pointed it towards him, he no longer felt relieved. In fact, terror might be the world. It was 12:05, he was literally 100 times weaker, and most importantly Snowy was trying to defend him.


    They could kill him, but not his best friend and his girlfriend.


    "You idiot!" A man in shinning ck armor said and took out ance. It was a silvernce roughly the same size of a sword, but came with arge shield. "How dare you! How dare let the Monsoon Kraken out! It''s going ot rain any minute now!


    Rain started to fall on Harvard, and he instantly gulped.


    He analyzed the five people approaching him, and didn''t feel so good.


    [Barronsson] (Leader of the Guild Barron''s Son.)


    [Level 44]


    And


    [Great Harmony] (Leader of the Great Harmonic Guild]


    [Level 43]


    And


    [Conqueror''s Second] (Vice Leader of the Conqueror''s First Guild)


    [Level 45]


    All three of them looked terribly upset, but Smokey didn''t budge. In fact, lightning started to swirl around his body while they turned white and his candy lollypop floated.


    "He''s my father! If you have something say to him, say it to my face!"


    "It''s fine, Smokey," Harvard cracked his neck. "This is a matter of respect! All of youe at me at once and see how you do! This father will crush you all!"


    ###


    Twenty secondster minus a few milliseconds.


    Harvard had beenpletely surrounded by ten different rogues from the top three guilds, and each of them had to have agility at least over 550. Of course, Harvard, was a bit faster, but all of them working together indeed made it pretty tough.


    Swoosh! Swoosh! Swoosh!


    Harvard rocked his body side to side to dodge two daggers at a time while arrows flew passed his face and some ghostncers and ghost tanks surrounded him from every angle.


    He imagined this going very differently. He imagined him not getting surrounded and rushing right towards the three guild leaders and stealing all their stuff. Now, instead, he was slowly being backed into a veryrge corner.


    ''Shit! They are good!'' Harvard smacked aside two daggers and then tripped a ghost bandit before he mmed his head into the ground. He bounced once, so he kicked him forward into another thief before he turned and felt ance touching against his back.


    ''Shit! Don''t think I''m done yet! Smokescreen!''


    Boom!


    Harvard created arge cloud of smoke and then activated Ghost Mirror to attach to Barronson''s shadow. He sighed and watched all the thieves run out of the smokescreen covering their eyes and shing in every direction. Unfortunately, he also couldn''t see in the smokescreen! It was just an escape tactic!


    "Where''d he go?" Barronson sighed and looked down at his shadow. "Mica, what skills does he have that might make it possible for him to escape."


    "Hmmm, from my scan," Mica had on a beautiful ck suit with pink stripes on her shoulders and a small rapier in her hand. "He has a skill called Ghost Mirror. Everyone, stab your shadows!"


    "Shit! Die!" Harvard jumped out of the shadow at his maximum speed and pped Barronson in the face! "Die! Die! Die! Die!"


    He pped him four times in the face before he felt arge hand grasp his neck and hoist him in the air like a piece of meat about to get cut down by a butcher.


    Arge tank, that had to be at least five inches taller than Harvard smiled and then turned Harvard around while he kicked scrappily in the air.


    "You lose." The man bear hugged Harvard before he felt his spine start to get closer to his heart, which was possible because he was a ghost. "Ha, now, shall we knock him out."


    "Put him down or you''re all dead!" Smokey floated up in the air and held out both his hands. He had a lollypop in his mouth, so he seemed very terrifying. "Do you think 100 vs 1 is fair against my father! Well then, try versing me 100 vs 1 verses me!"


    [It has started raining!]


    [480+ Hours until the Monsoon Krakenpletely destroys Central Territory and turns it into his underwater paradise over your dead bodies]


    [Notoriety increased by 500]


    ''Ah! Not again!" Harvard didn''t know what notoriety did, but was starting to get upset. "Damn it! Put me down! I''ll tell you all what happened! Then, if after you don''t understand, you can try and kill me again."


    "Drop him," Barronson said and dropped hisnce on the floor before picking it back up. "Ugh, this rain is making my weapon so slippery I can''t even hold it. Please-please tell me there is something we can all do."

 Chapter 47: Infamous Hamlord

    Chapter 47: Infamous Hamlord


    Four Guild Leaders, Four Vice Guild Leaders, and an army of their fans gathered around or inside Great ck Fist Tavern.


    Great ck Fist Tavern was a chain of ck Fist Tavern run by Count Silvester and Sylvia. They had made an agreement to work together, and extend the ck Fist Tavern and all thier subsidiary chains. Luckily, Harvard felt safe here and even got a 10 percent discount even though everyone wanted to kill him.


    "Long story short," Harvard pushed Snowy into the table and then sat down next to her. The room had a bar and three beautiful waitresses being overwhelmed with orders in ck skirts and blue tops with dyed ck hair - they wanted the waitresses to have the same color hair as the tavern. Harvard waved at one he''d seen at a y of Silvia''s and suddenly got serious. "I thought we defeated the Dragontail Kraken, but then it gave me a fake quest to free her brother, and he turned out to be evil. I also vanquished the only thing that could reseal him. The genie snake"


    "YOU''re The one who did that?!" Snow Lilly said, and she sounded really cute so everyone at the table sort of calmed down. "Why didn''t you invite me! I got a quest to catch a genie snake from an NPC! You''re the reason my quest disappeared!"


    "Ugh, so it''s not entirely your fault. She probably could''ve gotten anyone to kill those genie snakes with enough time. You also mentioned you couldn''t defeat her. Even with Flying Candy Boy over there?" Great Harmony was a beautiful woman that had on a green school girls outfit with an extremely alluring body. "Ugh, what a pain. You''re infamy is going to keep increasing. I hard when it reaches 20,000 you''ll be unable to receive quests."


    "Ugh, that sounds pretty bad. I''m only at'' Harvard saw he was at 19,800 and gulped. "Ugh, but you guys believe me right! It wasn''t my fault!"


    "It was still his fault!" Barronson mmed his hand into the table. He had scrappy brown hair that sort of stuck up like three mountains on his head in different directions with a golden ring around his head and some oversized shoulder pads that had spikes on them. "Harvard! You just saw this woman eat 10,000 people and you thought a pearl would be enough to get her to calm down!"


    [Your notoriety has increased by 10]


    [Your notoriety has increased by 20]


    Harvard gulped when he realized a few people just woke up and saw the notification that he had caused the legendary brewing storm currently making it hard not to slip when fighting monsters. He had to do something quick! He couldn''t not do quests!


    "Guys! I''m sorry, okay! I''ll admit I messed up, but you would''ve fallen for her too! Dasota looks so normal in her human form."


    "It''s fine," Conqueror''s First said. She was also a woman sitting at the table. She had beautiful golden hair with streaks of firelike orange with gorgeous green eyes and some strange freckles over her eye that sparkled. "Worst case scenario, all of us fight those two Krakens together. 10,000 of the strongest Ghost Adventurers versus 2 Krakens. Pretty good odds right."


    "No way," Smokie shook his head. "Harvard here was evenly matched with the Dragontail Kraken, and he could barely touch the Monsoon Kraken. Even I fought her for 4 hours and lost. Unless a miracle happens, we''re all screwed!"


    "Well, then, how about we just meet back here in three days." Snowy said and smiled brightly. It seemed like all the men on the other table had to block their eyes because she was so beautiful. Even the women blushed, which made Harvard nodded his head. She was beautiful, but also had a masculine charm hidden in herrge breasts. He looked down, and nodded his head at them. They definitely were fierce weapons. "After the Dungeon Competition, the guild that wins gets to n how to deal with the Kraken''s, Deal?"


    "DEAL!"


    "DEAL!"


    "You''re so pretty!" Barronstone repliedst! "Sure, whatever! What she said!"


    "Very well," Snowy blushed and put her arm around Harvard. A few women were staring at her and blushing and she wanted to hide behind Harvard''s back. "Let''s start thepetition."


    ###


    Two hourster, Harvard had started doing quests to gain benevolence which lowered infamy by 1 for every one he gained.


    Unfortunately 2 hours had passed and more and more people awoke to find it raining and found out that Hamlord was the reason they''d probably die a miserable death.


    [Your infamy is over 20,000]


    [Please decrease your infamy in order topete in the Guild Competition]


    ''NOOOO!! Please! Please don''t do this to me! Come on! I just saved a child from falling off a tree!'' Harvard handed a child to his mother who then tried to p him on the face. He sighed, and shook his head.


    Every single NPC hated him now, and he really couldn''t get quests. He had to rely on chance urrences to earn benevolence. Where was a damsel in distress when he needed it.


    "Harvard! I''m so sorwie (sorry)!" May Tape jumped into Harvard and hugged him tightly. "I knew Dasota was a bawd (bad) girl! I should''ve stowped her! If only I kept the Virgin Pearl, she would''ve had to w-listen to me


    "It''s okay," Harvard kissed May Tape on the forehead and jumped away from the angry child he just saved. He couldn''t take that Hamlord had saved him and wanted to beat him up! "I''m sure it will all work out! It has to work out!"


    ###


    Five hourster,


    Harvard smiled and opened up his Infamy. He''d gotten it down to 19,999


    [+3 Infamy]


    ''NOOOO! I give up!'' Harvard tossed aside the animal he saved, and got another infamy. "AHHHH! Damn it! Someone please give a quest! Come on!"


    [New System Quest avable: Ultimate Benevolence Blessing]


    [A nearby noble recently knighted by the Central King (Leader of all 10 Central Territories), has requested a Ghost Adventurere and help save his daughter - he conceived with not his wife, but on the side - from the First Dark Guild. Don''t worry. It will be a very fast Quest. He just needs someone from out of town so he can keep his daughter a secret]


    [Reward: +10000 Benevolence, Magnificent Daylight Gloves, 1 attribute point]


    [Difficulty C+]


    ''Ugh, I''ll take it! I don''t care whose daughter he had it with! As long as he treated her well, that''s all that matters! To the Central City Train station!''


    ###


    After two missed train rides, and a smack in the face by a few people in the VIP section while he was sleeping, Harvard made it to Greatest Central City. There was arge mountain with lots of houses that snaked around it along a path with onerge tower that sort of poked out of it. It was apletely gold tower while all the houses around it looked worn down. It reminded him of a typical city on earth.


    ''Hmmm, I''m guessing the person I''m working for is in that tower, and the women he mated with is in one of those houses.'' Harvardughed and ran quickly up the mountain.


    Swoosh!


    He was very fast! Like so fast that a few people felt a breeze and had to hold down their skirts. He sighed and stopped to make sure they were okay before rushing up to the top of the mountain.


    Swoosh! Woosh! Woosh!


    [Wee to Ultimate Castle]


    [Your party is waiting for you inside.]


    [Request for door to be opened. Yes / No?]


    ''Yes?'' Harvard sighed and waited for someone to answer. "Hello! I got a request to meet someone here about a girl!"


    "Hey, over here!" Harvard turned around and saw a hunchback woman waving at him. She had on sses and had a boil the size of her nose with huge ck eyes, and an extremely long brown dress and white grandma like hair. However, she also seemed to have a pretty face. Something just wasn''t right, but he couldn''t put his finger on it. "I can help you! Come here!"

 Chapter 48: Legendary Dark Assassin Melvin

    Chapter 48: Legendary Dark Assassin Melvin


    Harvard regretted almost everything that happened in thest 12 hours.


    He''d been stomped on by children, spit on by ident, almost incinerated, confessed to by strange women that liked evil men, and also wrestled once with Shea and May each to try and reduce his sadness. They didn''t conceive, so that was also upsetting!


    And now he was in a strange olddies house that had dozens of children hidden in random ces! There was one under the chair crying, but it stopped when another baby pushed it out of the chair!


    "My son sent you that quest." Thedy took off her brown dress and tossed it aside. She had a small child on her back underneath the dress in a pouch. What the hell was that? "Sorry, I know this looks weird, but my son has a lot of children that he has to hide. I''m one of their protectors."


    "Oh," Harvard watched thedy take off her sses and suddenly she looked very pretty. She tossed aside her boil and took off a fake stic nose and tossed aside the grey wig as well. Now she looked even prettier. She had amber hair with freckles and the cutest well proportioned pink lips with brown eyes and like one wrinkle next to her eyes maximum. He nodded his head in understanding. "So, your son is a yer? He likes to have children with women and not tell his wife?"


    "He-he''s just a drinker," The womanughed. "His wife doesn''t mind because she knew she married a lecherous man, but the Central King does care! If he found out my son had 150 children, he''d be killed! Luckily, we have a pretty good system to hide them!"


    "Oh," Harvard nodded his head. "His wife doesn''t mind. Would he mind if I met his wife?" Harvard coughed and imagined having to conceive 150 children. That had to be at least 50 women with 3 children each! What kind of man was that! "Anyways, your son needs my help right?"


    "Yes, I have a quest for you. Will you ept!" Thedy opened a cab that had three baby beds and tossed a paper onto the desk. "Since you can''t ept quests, I wrote a fake one for you."


    [New Quest Received] (This is a paper not a real quest)


    [Rescue Vanish Mina]


    [Vanish Mina is the daughter of Duke Mina and she needs your help. The Duke Mina identally had an affair with the 10th wife of the First Dark Guild''s grandson, and Vanish Mina might be his daughter so he rescued her. However, gic test results have not been determined! It''s possible it''s Duke Mina''s child! Save her so she can choose her father!]


    [Reward: 10000 Benevolence]


    ''Are you kidding me? I''m supposed to rescue a women from her own potential father,'' Harvard obviously had no choice but to ept, but felt a little ridiculous. "Where is the First Dark Guild? Where can I find them?"


    "They own the orphanage down by the water," Duke Mina''s mother smiled and took a baby out of her dress. "Don''t worry! Ha, they may rescue children, but it''s only to raise them to be evil!"


    ###


    [19 days until Monsoon Kraken kills everyone and their children and makes an underwater paradise.]


    Harvard took a deep breath and got out of bed. He decided to sleep and wait for it to be morning before he tried toplete the Quest to save Vanish Mina.


    Snow Lilly had also stopped by because she missed Harvard, and wanted to se him before she possibly died in the dungeonpetition. She was going to ask Harvard topete in it, but he was busy trying to save the world, or something.


    Snow Lilly had gotten to know Tabitha and Donkey, and the three of them were all trying to make sure Harvard didn''t identally kill himself doing something stupid like messing with the First Dark Guild. For some reason, Snowy couldn''t stop thinking about Harvard, and it really bothered her. What if he died? Then who would be around for her to use his shower?


    "Dude, you''re the only person I can be a guy around! You can''t die!" Tabitha and Donkey kept Snow Lilly''s secret well, so they were allowed to be included. "Come on, man! You''re the only one I can just be myself around! I cany back on the couch and leave my legs open with a skirt on! You won''t stare! I''ve seen it!"


    "I know," Harvard gently brushed aside Snow Lilly''s hair. "However, that''s why you must keeppleting for a spot in the Dungeon Competition. It''s almost 11:59 AM. I have to go destroy some children''s lives."


    "I''ll miss you!" Snowy cried, "You''re too good to me man! Give me a hug!"


    Tabitha and Donkey watched Harvard get hugged by a big breasted beautiful woman and somewhat guffawed. They really did seem like normal friends, but if anyone else saw this they''d think it was something else. However, it was the most friendly hug ever. Pat! Pat!


    "Kick ass, Hammy!" Snowy waved while Harvard took out his Magnificent Daylight Daggers! "I''ll be out! Securing our spot in the Dungeon Competition!" Snow Lilly sighed and looked at Harvard disappear towards the beach.


    However, a secondter, she looked extremely upset. She couldn''t bare to tell Harvard she''d have to kick him out of his own guild soon because they could''tpete in the Dungeon Competition because of him.


    If he didn''tplete the benevolence quest in an hour, she''d have to take all her guildmates and leave and form a new guild. Obviously, she couldn''t really kick out the leader, but if they all left it was the same thing!


    "Ugh, let''s hope the quest isn''t too hard!"


    ###


    Harvard had the maximum amount of confidence in himself as he dashed out in the rain.


    The sky''s were obviously overcast with about an inch of water on the road, but he could still run pretty fast.


    Unfortunately, even with his huge agility boost + 6600 and damage boost 3300, hepletely underestimated the level of the NPCS from the First Dark Guild.


    The First Dark Guild was literally the first Dark Guild ever to exist and had NPCs that had been part of one of the first branches of NPCs to be created by King Yama. Basically, they had been around since this Kart95 had been created, and could kill Hamlord in their sleep at a regr time of day! When the Menace Lord had been around before he had created the Magnificent Noon Ruler ss, so too had the First Dark Guild. In fact, the Menace Lord did quests for the first dark guild and came up with the ss during those quests! And the man he did quests for happened to be standing outside the front of the Dark Guild''s Orphanage holding a child''s hand!


    [Legendary Dark Assassin Melvin]


    [Level 450]


    [Potential Great Grandfather of Vanish Mina and father of her potential father, Vanish Ray]


    [He saw youing from a mile away.]


    ''You cane here, Hamlord!" The man smiled and waved to Harvard. "I knew you wereing! Come here, so I can see you.]


    [New Quest Offered]


    [Automatically declined]


    ''Ugh, I guess that would''ve been a quest to go there,'' Harvard smiled and rushed over and got there in 5 seconds. He only had 2 minutes left of the Magnificent Noon Ruler Skill. "Hi, were you going to let me get Vanish Mina and take her home."


    "Of course not! I''d kill you!" The manughed and patted Harvard on the back. "I''m just out here to tell you to scram! Don''t you dare think of trying to steal my granddaughter until the test resultse back in 19 days! Now go, or this grandfather will kick your ass!"


    "I got to try!" Harvard pulled out his dagger and tried to activate Magnificent sh, but his dagger was gone and so were his pants. "Damn it! I failed!"


    "You really want to get benevolence. I got a real quest for you," The man smiled and pointed at the doorway to the orphanage. "Come inside. I got a quest that will give you 20,000 benevolence and 1,000,000 experience!"

 Chapter 49: Strongest Man in Central Territory

    Chapter 49: Strongest Man in Central Territory


    [[[Author''s Note: I deleted the author''s note I posted a few weeks ago, so if for some reason this chapter seems out of ce go back one chapter, and meet the new lovely characters. Thank you for your understanding, and sorry if this affected you!]]]]


    [New Quest received] (Written on a piece of paper)


    [Legendary Melvin has requested you help him defeat the Great King of the Sea]


    [Difficulty level: A-]


    ''Hell no! Are you out of your mind! Hell no!'' Harvard gently ced down the tenth quest he''d received from Melvin and shook his head. ''No way! I''m not doing any of these quests! This man is insane! I swear he has at least a 1000 bodies in his backyard! Hell no!''


    "Ugh, how about this one for 5,000 Benevolence for just epting," Melvin sat down at a table with his grandchild bouncing on hisp while a few thieves walked by in ck armor. They were in a wine celler with lots of stuff for children. Not exactly what he expected from the first Dark Guild. "It''s simple. All you got to do is promise to ept my quest when you get up to your third ss."


    ''Let me see,'' Harvard gulped. This was the easiest quest he''d gotten in a long time. However, there had to be some string attached besides the one tied to the paper!


    [Learn the ways of the Legendary Dark Assassin when you reach level 60]


    [The Legendary Dark Assassin is the ultimatepliment to the Legendary Midnight Ruler. Unfortunately, all of Melvin''s students have died that didn''t have the Legendary Midnight Ruler ss! Would you like to promise Melvin you''ll give it a try?


    [Difficulty: A+++]


    [System information: You think the 3 pluses are unwarranted! Just look at the orphanage back yard! There are thousands of bodies!]


    [Reward for epting: 5000 Benevolence]


    ''Ugh, I don''t know," Harvard sighed and nodded his head. "It might take me a long time to reach level 60."


    "Here you go. Here''s your number. You''ll be my 10,000th attempt!" Melvin smiled and pointed at the door. "Now, don''t you dare sneak back in here and try and take Vanish Mina away from me! If you do, you''ll be the 10,000th one of my students that died!"


    Gulp!


    Harvard rushed back towards his hotel and with a smile on his face before he finally saw his benevolence had appeared. He got 5000 Benevolence for just epting thatst Quest! It was actually a good day so far! Nothing bad had happened and the thunder wasn''t even that loud!


    [You have earned 5,000 Benevolence!]


    He smiled and then saw another window he missed. Wait, why did it say he had no one in his guild? He had like 15 people before and he felt incredibly confused? Wasn''t he a good father figure to them? Didn''t Snow Lilly like him, or wait Why wouldn''t the damn notification open?!


    ''Oh, wrong button. I must have pressed something that made me think everyone left my guild.'' Harvard nodded his head and opened the window. It was definitely good news!


    [16 people have left the Snow Lilly Guild! You are now by yourself!]


    [+300 Infamy!]


    ''Ugh, I was kind of expecting that,'' Harvard felt the rain dripping from his soaked brown hair and sighed while he heard a few children screaming. ''Anything else? Anything else bad going to happen?''


    Harvard turned in the direction of the screaming and saw a gigantic silver-green Alligatorbear running towards him in the rain. This day really wasn''t going to get any better was it!


    ###


    From a window, a few meters from Harvard and the pretty girl in the pink dress about to be eaten by the gigantic Alligatorbear.


    "Did you hear?" A shivering drenched woman hid her child under the table while lightning struck the nearby terrain. Harvard had just started fighting the gigantic silver alligatorbear and pulled the girl out of its mouth! "The rain is causing the normally peaceful monsters toe out of hiding. I heard 10 Ghost Adventurers have been killed.


    "AH!" Harvard jumped up and used Magnificent sh in the air on the alligatorbear. "It was level 40, and he was angry! It was time to take out all his aggression!


    sh! sh! sh!


    Harvard cut up the alligator bear slowly and jumped all around its body while a few nearby NPCS with their children screamed. He activated Ultimate Poison de and went ham on the damn alligatorbear! It had green skin, but looked like a bear with a long snout! It had to die! Die! Die! DIe!


    sh!


    The NPCS husband that had just been talking sighed and looked outside. That was one of the weakest bosses in the area. It would only get worse. "I know wife. I know it will get bad. However, Hamlord is the real one at fault. What kind of idiot kills all the genie snakes! That damn Golden Seal ability is the only weakness of Krakens!"


    Swoosh! Swoosh! Swoosh!


    Harvard spun in the air several times and then cut the alligatorbear in half and then cut its intestines in half and then its heart in half and even its feet! "AHHHHH!" He screamed and rolled on the floor into arge muddy puddle. "It just keeps getting worse! Something good happen!


    "YEAHHHH!" The townspeople screamed. "Thank god for you, masked savior!"


    [+100 Benevolence]


    [+5 infamy]


    ''Eh, it''s still a gain," Harvard turned around and saw a shimmering golden piece of loot. "And I even got a drop! Things are looking up!"


    ###


    145 / 150 teams had been chosen for the Dungeon Competition.


    Snow Lilly''s the 2nd Guild - the new name of the guild - had already qualified, and now all that remained was 5 teams to be chosen. Unfortunately, Snow Lilly couldn''t celebrate without Harvard. He was the one man that would be the perfect wingman to help her target girls to recruit for the guild. She wanted another girl in her guild besides herself so she could stare at her when they were fighting bosses! However, she was so drunk, she almost thought she saw Harvard kissing a girl in the window. Why would she think about that now?


    "Miss, do you want to go up to my room?" A man approached Snow Lilly


    "Are you a woman?" Snow Lilly replied, "Are you a man or a woman."


    "A woman," the man replied, "If that''s what you want. I can make it happen."


    "I''m so upset!" Snow Lilly tossed her ss at the bartender. "Screw you Kraken! Things were going perfect! I-I want another drink!"


    "Sorry, you''reing with me," Therge man put a bag over Snow Lilly''s head and then tied a rope around it while she struggled. His arm seemed so fast, and she couldn''t put up a fight. The green color in her pretty eyes faded and after a while she fell asleep.


    A secondter, that same man tipped the bartender in Greater ck Fist Tavern and all the patrons received a small cut.


    The man said "cut" like stop acting, and thenughed before slowly pulling Snow Lilly up the stairs and towards his room. He was level 48, and also at number 1 on the leaderboard for all of Central Territory! However, he was also one of the few to wee having over 20,000 Infamy! Only those with such infamy could get the restricted ckbel Quests! Only the most wicked beings provided those quests to Ghost AdenturerS!


    He smiled and tossed Snow Lilly onto the bed and tied her up before smiling at a small boy on the chair. The small boy also looked evil, and rushed towards the doorway to deliver a letter to Hamlord.


    This was going exactly as nned!


    "You''re perfect Snow Lilly!" The man gently brushed her hair and put tape over her mouth. Something seemed a little masculine about Snow Lilly, but he couldn''t put his hand on it. "Anyways, Once I fully dispose of you andplete the quest for the Kraken to capture Harvard, I will be able to live in the underwater paradise while you all get wiped out to oblivion! Ha, let''s see if he can resist me capturing his number 1 girlfriend!"

 Chapter 50: Trickys Very Hard Dungeon

    Chapter 50: Tricky''s Very Hard Dungeon


    Harvard tossed aside the letter the small boy had given him and walked into Lost Incarnate Stronghold.


    It had two towers on both sides and arge staircase that led to one of the three dungeons. All three dungeons had to bepleted to enter into the Dungeon Competition. Unfortunately, he didn''t have a guild anymore.


    "Recruiting for our guild! Our 4th member died!" Three beaten up ghost adventurers stood by a table and screamed. A few peopleughed at them.


    "It''s the Ptin Guild. Ha, they suck! How many members did they lose now?"


    "They started off with 10 members, and are now down to three! They should be called the extinct guild! Because they''re all going to die!"


    "I''ll join you," Hamlord wiped off the sweat. "How many dungeons have youpleted?"


    "Just half of one!" The man holding thence and the shield said. "Ugh, however, aren''t you Hamlord! We-we can''t let you join! You might curse us!"


    "It''s either I join, or I kill you," Harvard cracked his knuckles. He seemed serious, but he was obviously not kidding! He needed to get into the dungeonpetition to lead the battle against the Krakens! He had a feeling he was extremely important in the battle versus the Kraken, but looked down and saw a golden seal on the table. Strange, was someone trying to tell him something? "What do you say?"


    [You have been invited to join the Ptin''s Guild?]


    [Join? Yes / No]


    [Since you are the only member of Snow Lilly''s Guild, it will be dissolved?]


    ''Yes!" Harvard said, "Now, you three! Tell me about yourselves! Why are you all so small and pathetic looking! I want all the details!"


    ###


    [You have entered Tricky''s Hard Dungeon]


    [Dungeon normally requires party of 10 to enter. Are you up for the challenge, which has led to death for 599 Ghost Adventurers?]


    [Bonus experience times 2 forpletion of the Dungeon with such a small party! A pathetic small party!]


    ''Yes,'' Harvard smiled and looked back at his three party members. "Don''t worry! It will be fine! All we have to do isplete this dungeon, and the next dungeon, and the next dungeon in 30 minutes! Then we can secure the 150th spot!"


    "It-it took us three hoursst time to find the right treasure chest to even enter the boss room," A beautiful pink haired girl with pigtails and blue sses said. She had on a wand tied to her back and arge white bandage around her head. "Every wrong treasure chest you open, you have to kill one more monster!"


    Harvard smiled and shook his head. It shouldn''t be a problem with stealth eye. He walked into the room with the treasure chests, over 100 of them, and then turned around and checked out his party.


    [Feisty Lisa] (She''s the one with pink hair)


    [Level 38]


    [ss 1: Ghost Orbswoman (Healing ss]


    [ss 2: Orbswoman II]


    [Reputation: Terrible at healing]


    And


    [Grinning Sword-Master]


    [Level 39]


    [ss 1: Ghost Lancer (Tankish)]


    [ss 2: Ghost Lancer II]


    [Has a long range attack he uses to draw in enemies]


    [Reputation: Terrible at protecting]


    And


    [Hot Yummy] (Female)


    [Level 38]


    [ss 1: Respected Final Archer!]


    [ss 2: Overwhelming Beginning Archer]


    [Reputation: Always wears a mask]


    Harvard smiled and was d he at least found a guild to join. They might not be the best teammates, but he was certain he could make it work. He had yet to try out the skill Magnificent Party, but the prompt for it seemed pretty exciting.


    [Magnificent Party - Increases all of your teammates attributes by 5% for two minutes in exchange for decreasing your agility by 5%]


    ''That''s a scam!'' Harvard coughed. "There is no way I''m using that! Wouldn''t that be like asking for something to kill me!"


    Harvard sighed and looked down at the hundred chests and just decided to use Stealth Eye and ultimate Tracking together.


    The three behind him looked terrified of each treasure chest, and he soon found out why.


    [Trap Chest]


    [Opening this will cause an explosion]


    [Five people have died from this trap]


    ''Ouch,'' Harvard walked to the end and found one chest that didn''t say trap on it. It looked like all someone needed topletely open each chest without dying a miserable death before they could have children was use a simple tracking skill.


    "Didn''t you guys have someone with tracking?" Harvard opened a chest and took out a key. He opened it up slowly so the trap wire wouldn''t explode the key - this was because he used Stealth Eye. He smiled, and turned around with Stealth Eye still activated and for some reason could see through Hot Yummy''s mask and hood, but not her face.


    ''So-so beautiful,'' Harvard felt like he was looking at the most beautiful woman he ever witnessed, but then looked down at her cleavage and got disappointed. He couldn''t see through her shirt liek he hoped. He also told himself anyman would do the same! Wouldn''t one of his three sons on the way do the same? "Ugh anyways, now we just fight the boss right?!"


    "Impossible! You-you found it on the first try! How is that possible?!" Feisty Lisa dropped on her knees and started bowing. "Great Leader! You are giving us a chance to see the light!"


    "Youing! We got like 30 minutes to defeat 3 bosses, and get through three trap rooms. Get off your knees ande with me!"


    "Why do I feel like he can see my face," Hot Yummy shivered and walked towards the boss room. "The man that sees my face will be forced to marry me. I really hope he doesn''t have some special ability. My father wille here right away if he did."


    ###


    [Tricky''s Dungeon Boss Rom]


    Harvard expected to fight a normal boss, but instead just saw a small statue floating in the center of arge round stage with four bridges.


    The bridges were copsing fast, so he sprinted across.


    He tried to get his team to follow him in time before the bridge copsed but they were too slow. In fact, it seemed almost impossible for anyone besides Harvard to get across the bridge in time! In fact, he wasn''t supposed to at all! They were supposed to fight the boss from the entrance.


    "How is he so fast?"


    "No wonder there is a rumor going around he conceived with three sisters," Hot Yummy crossed her arms. "Ugh, Harvard, just destroy that statue before it awakens! You don''t know how evil that thing is!"


    Harvard scratched his head and looked at the small statue and brushed some dust off of it. How was this thing the boss? It was really just a statue that had joyful eyes and was sort of fat and cutely chubby. He tried to put in his inventory and sighed. ''Damn it, it''s too cute! Do I really have to destroy it?''


    This inner conundrum kept ying in Harvard''s head before the statue''s eyes started to glow and an evilugh began toe out of it.


    "Hahaha! In one minute, you shall all be doomed! My curse is about to activate, hahaha! Just stand there across the bridge and watch you foolish mortals!"


    [Trick''s Conqueror Statue]


    [Turns into Trick the Conqueror''s first form]


    [Powering up: 56 seconds remaining until it''s ultimate form is achieved! There is nothing you can do to stop it from a distance! Hahaha!]


    [System information: Destroy the statue before the boss spawns, and you willplete the dungeon.]


    "Huh, doesn''t that seem too easy?" Harvard shed through the statue before it broke to pieces. He wanted to smack himself in the face. It shouldn''t be this easy!


    [You have been blessed by Trick''s Conqueror!]


    [Agility - 5]


    ''I don''t get why blessings do bad things while curses do good things. Wait, I''m a ghost! I get it now! A curse would actually help a ghost! Why didn''t anyone exin this to me!''


    Harvard sighed and watched a bridge reform on the other side of the dungeon.


    "So, time for the second dungeon!"


    "Kiss me!" Harvard smacked away Grinning Sword Master''s hand and then they walked to the second dungeon, and made it in 5 minutes to the boss. Grinning Sword Master then jokingly tried to hug Harvard before he smacked his hand away before he even moved. "You''re so fast!"


    Yup, Harvard made it up to the second dungeon''s boss in 5 minutes. He was bound to catch up to the other team.


    "Oh crap, this one looks a lot harder," Harvard watched a painting on the ceiling slowly start toe to life. Arge monster instantly came out of the painting and towered above them. "Let''s go! Turn on the Boss Fight Music!"


    ###


    "No word from Harvard!" Snow Lilly struggled to pick up her coffee with trembling hands. She thought she''d be tied up by her captor Great Styles, but her captor really just wanted someone to talk to because no one in his guild truly understood him. "That bastard! This is the third time you sent him a letter! Doesn''t he care about his bro?"


    "You''re a girl? Why do you keep calling yourself his brother," Great Styles, the number one on the ranking board, tossed a sugar cube into Snow Lilly''s coffee and then stirred it. He just went out and gave Lograms to some beggars in order had qualify his team as first for the Dungeon Competition. However, on the way back he killed the beggars and got his infamy up to 20,000. That was right when he went to the bar and captured Snow Lilly in order to once again raise his infamy.


    In fact, it was possible to ept both ck quests from gaining high infamy and normal quests if you bordered on 20,000 infamy. However, these type of men who wanted infamy were normally despicable. Great Styles kept talking, "You''re a very pretty girl. Why would you hang around with that jerk?"


    "It''s because he''s the only one that truly lets me spread my legs open and watch television at the same time."


    Great Styles blushed and looked down at Snow Lilly''s legs. He instantly turned beet red and tried to not stare. However, he couldn''t do it.


    "It''s just a leg," Snow Lillyughed and pulled up her dress kind of masculine like. "What? It got something on it."


    "AHHHH! Damn it! Get me Hamlord soon or I''m going to go crazy!" Great Styles took a deep breath. "Damn it! Little Styles! Give him this fourth letter and make''s sure he gets it! Otherwise, Snow Lilly''s finger is being sent instead!"

 Chapter 51: Trickys Painted Conqueror

    Chapter 51: Tricky''s Painted Conqueror


    Harvard seemed to be soloing a hard type boss by himself.


    It was 11:50 at night, and most people had gone to sleep. However, Hot Yummy and her teammates were in awe of Harvard''s speed.


    [Tricky''s Painted Conqueror] (Hard)


    [Level 40]


    [Reputation: Has a lot of Vitality.]


    Vs


    [Hamlord]


    [Level 42 almost level 43]


    [Reputation: Most Hated Person on the]


    Harvard spun several times in the air and then used Magnificent Ultiamte Throwing Dagger for the first time!


    The boss he was fighting had blue skin and three eyes with four arms! It was a four armed swordsman that was known for it''s agility.


    However, Harvard wasn''t only known for his agility, it''s pretty much all he had besides dexterity! The boss could hardly touch him!


    Swoosh!


    Swoosh!


    Zam!


    Harvard''s Dagger cut straight through the Tricky''s Painted Conqueror''s Chest and went out the other side while his heart got revealed. It started raining blood from his heart while his health rapidly depleted!


    "Magnificent Ultimate Throwing Dagger! Combine with Ultimate Poison de!"


    Harvard jumped into the air and this time decided to aim for the Tricky''s Painted Conqueror''s fingers!


    Boom!


    10 fingers fell onto the floor before Tricky''s Painted Conqueror fell down on its knees and started crying!


    Harvard then appeared behind it and cut off its head!


    Boom!


    Arge head rolled on the floor before all its health started to disappear.


    -15,000, 16,000, -8000, - 10000


    Harvard sighed and kicked it''s head down into the abyss before pointing at the exit. He left some glowing objects behind him because he simply didn''t have time to collect them and he also didn''t have space in his inventory!


    He wanted to upgrade it so bad, but it seemed impossible!


    "Time for the third dungeon! Let''s do this!" Harvard smiled and pointed to the exit where a lot of people have gathered to see who would be the final team toe out of the third dungeon.


    To be more specific, two teams had entered in two hours ago to the third dungeon, and would get the 150th spot! The anticipation was killing them, but then all of a sudden the second doorway opened and Hamlord''s group came out.


    "Ha! Some team just finished the second dungeon, pathetic! There is no way they can win!" Harvest King smiled, and smacked Alpha Thunder''s hand. "I don''t know where Hamlord is, but if only he were here to see that team! Ha! What courage!"


    "I know right," Alpha Thunder held up his head proudly. "Hmph, and here I was going to bet Hamlord on winning the entire Dungeon Competition."


    "Hey guys! Bye guys!" Hamlord walked into the third dungeon with his three members. "Be out in a minute!"


    ###


    [18 days left until the Monsoon Kraken kills everyone that Harvard loves.]


    Harvard smiled and looked at the current time. It had just turned 12:00 AM. It was good because he kept going to sleep early thest few days and hadn''t seen if Ultimate Midnight Ruler improved after he got the Magnificent Noon Ruler ss.


    ###


    [You have entered Tricky''s Last Dungeon]


    [You are thest team allowed to enter. May you choose Trick over Treat]


    ''What the hell does that even mean?'' Harvard sighed and looked at the dungeon.


    He was in a room with over 100 different doors on the walls to the left and right and onerge door with 15 key slots.


    Normally, this would be impossible for anyone toplete quickly, but he felt confident with Ultiamte Midnight Ruler activating!


    ''We''re doomed! You have to get fifteen keys! Wait, where did he go?'' Grinning Sword Master saw some blood on the floor and screamed in a high pitched girl''s voice. "Ah! What is that! I just saw a blur!"


    "That''s Hamlord, Sword Master. Get it together! We can at least get one key by the time he gets 14!"


    "R-right!" Sword master pped him self in the face. "Let-let''s go down thest hallway. I-I have a good feeling about that direction!"


    [Ultimate Midnight Ruler has activated]


    [Midnight Ruler mask, gloves, daggers, badge essory, and cape have been equipped]


    [+1400 Agility] 200%


    [+500 Damage] 100%


    [Ultimate Midnight Ruler can now be used till 12:10 PM! It received an extra 2 minutes thanks to the bonus from Magnificent Noon Ruler. Damage and Agility at Midnight increased by 100%!]


    ''That''s a much better bonus than I expected." Harvard cut through a few rumbling monsters nad then their heads fell off and rolled on the ground.


    One dropped a key, and he picked it up before running rapidly down a hallway and left behind more rolling heads.


    Boom!


    Grinning Sword Master jumped in fear while a head rolled by his foot! He turned around and saw Harvard standing behind him.


    "I got 10 keys. How are you guys doing."


    "We-we found one." Hot Yummy said with a smile. I actually have a really rare ss. I got it form an artifact promotion quest."


    "Huh, tell me about it when I get back." Harvard nodded his head and vanished before a mask fell onto the floor. Hot Yummy looked over in terror while Grinning Sword Master stared at her face in awe. She''d never imagined in million years she''d have needed her second mask today. Thank god she wore it!


    Swoosh!


    Harvard passed by and a second mask fell off her face while she was leaning down. This time, Grinning Sword Master saw her face and she felt her back crawl. There was no way she was marrying this jerk!


    "AHHHH!" She screamed before Harvard picked her up and put her down by the door.


    "Got all 15 keys. Give me a second."


    "Harvard, please tell me you saw my face."


    ''What do you mean? I put on your mask without looking." He whistled and then vanished and then came back with Grinning sword Master and Feisty Lisa. "Why? Is there something wrong."


    "I-I''m doomed, I won''t marry him no matter what! No matter what!" She looked at Grinning Sword Master who still had his mouth dropping in shock and awe while Harvard opened all 15 keys. "Please! Please, please don''t make me marry him! Harvard, kill him please! So my father will have to make me marry you!"


    Right then, Hot Yummy opened her eyes and realized Harvard had vanished and left the door to the boss room open. He was the type of man she wanted, not Grinning Sword Master! She was definitely not going to let her ss 3 Father marry her off to some man that saw her face by ident!


    ###


    Two separate teams fought against Tricky''s Ultimate Final Boss.


    Meanwhile, a very fast man seemed to vanish from the top of a mountain with a bag in his hand before he appeared on another mountain. He had a map in his hand, but kept getting lost.


    ''Oh, it''s backwards,'' Hot Yummy''s father wiped sweat off his forehead and then held the map. The next moment, the ink started to fade, but he realized it was backwards. "Ugh, it''s unreadable now." He tossed it away and closed his eyes. A nearby monster that saw him instantly turned to try and run but a dagger cam out of Hot Yummy''s Father''s hand and went straight through its head.


    Quack!


    For some reason, therge fierce monster made a duck sound and then died. Mr. Yummy walked over to the corpse and sighed before depositing it in his inventory.


    "I think if I trust my intuition I can find my daughter in just a second.''


    Hot Yummy''s father was an NPC for 3rd ss quest, but not just any NPC, the leader of all the NPCs that gave 3rd ss Quests! He was so powerful that only two others would make him slightly bend his knee. Those two people were Legendary Dark Assassin Melvin and the Magnificent Ranged Fist. However, not a single person hadpleted either of their quests, so he couldn''t wait to offer Hamlord his daughter and a quest with her!


    ''He saw her face! He''s now cursed forever! The least I can do is give him my daughter to ease his burden!'' Mr. Yummy smiled and then disappeared. Compared to Harvard who was fast, this man was faster than speeding bullet. In fact, he jumped over the Central City Train Station and arrived in the stronghold.


    "Damn it! Wrong ce again!" Mr. Yummy saw a bunch of people turn towards him, and all of a sudden the doors to this dungeon opened. "Damn it! Do any of you know where Hamlord is?"


    "Screw that guy!"


    "We''re all going to die because of him! I want to marry him, but I still don''t like him!"


    "Hoho, sorry, you can''t. My daughter and him are currently engaged! It''s either that, or he''s dead!"

 Chapter 52: Dealing With the Curse with a Beautiful Woman

    Chapter 52: Dealing With the Curse with a Beautiful Woman


    Harvard felt something was wrong, but wasn''t quite sure.


    He kept getting these random +1 Agility messages every few minutes and -1 Vitality. He was getting slightly faster, but sort of worried. Wouldn''t he die if he lost a lot of vitality?


    ''This-this is not a time to worry about this.'' Harvard jumped in the air and looked at the massive boss that seemed to be using telekinesis to control a 1000 daggers. It had ck eyes and looked like an evil oversized child that just killed his entire family and then just decided to kill everyone else! However, he was really just using strings to control the daggers. "Damn it! Come on! System, can you shut off those notifications for increasing agility! I can''t see!"


    [System has blocked increased agility messages. You can now see.]


    ''Thanks,'' Harvard stepped off his back foot and shot through the hundred daggers and then cut almost a 1000 times in a second into the surprised child''s face.


    It made a Wah! Sound before it''s head flew off! Now what the hell was going on!


    [Hamlord has defeated the Tricky''s Ultimate Final Boss]


    [Hamlord has earned the 150th spot for the Ptin Guild!]


    [Error, The West Jam Guild has killed Tricky''s Ultimate Final Boss at the same time!]


    [Please enter into a dungeon tie breaker to decide the 150th spot!]


    ''Ugh, at least we are still in it,'' Hamlord picked up a few items and put them in his inventory. One was legendary, but he didn''t care. Who needed items when you were dying.


    [Legendary Trickster Armor Top] (Legendary)


    [Level 42]


    [Has the effect of somewhat reducing the effects of curses]


    [+5 Vitality]


    [+1 Agility]


    And


    [Legendary Trickster Armored Pants] (Legendary)


    [Level 42]


    [Has the effect of somewhat decreasing blessings.]


    [+10 vitality]


    [+3 Agility]


    ''Oh yeah, it''s backwards, curses are beneficial.'' Harvard still had on level 10 armor so decided to rece it with the new armor.


    [Vitality has decreased by .5 percent]


    Harvard sighed and wanted to smack himself. He liked the ck and gold trimming on the armor, but hated the messages that kept popping up! What had he done! He walked out of the dungeon and found Grinning Sword Master unconscious on the floor while a massive man with white beard smiled at him.


    "Son inw! Come in give daddy a kiss or I''ll kill you right now!"


    Harvard saw Hot Yummy next to the man and suddenly everything made sense.


    ''Oh shit. This man is clearly Hot Yummy''s father! He probably wants me to marry her because I saw her face! I got to get out of here!''


    ###


    Harvard got captured and brought to an expensive hotel that he had to pay for with Hot Yummy and Mr. Yummy.


    He didn''t give his name to anyone out of his family because then he''d have to kill them. No, it wasn''t because his family name was sacred or gave someone control of him. He just hated when people said it wrong! He just got tired of killing people for a stupid reason!


    "Harvard, you have been cursed," Hot Yummy sighed and passed him her jacket. She then pulled down her pink shirt strap and took off her mask while her brown hair touched against her curved upwards shoulder. Next to her bra strap was arge silver snake that led up to her mouth.


    It was a very light tattoo, so it didn''t diminish her beautiful lips that were shaped like two perfect hills, nor did it diminish her sexy perky mounds that slightly jiggled when she talked. "I-I''m sorry. It''s called the Great Snake Reaper''s Curse. You''ll keep getting faster and faster, but will keep losing Vitality. And There is only one way to slow the curse."


    [New Quest: Ward off Great Snake Reaper''s Curse]


    [You have received a curse that requires two rounds of consummation a day topletely ward off. You must wrestle with the person who gave you the curse two times a day and try and have a child. *cough* You get it. If not, you will keep getting faster and lose Vitality until even a trip will kill you.]


    [Once your agility reaches 5566 your Vitality will be at 1]


    [Your damage will also slightly increase but your defense will decrease]


    [That''s when a single hit will kill you.]


    [Quest Reward: You don''t die]


    [Failure: You die]


    ''Ugh, this is bad. I have 18 days to stop the Monsoon Kraken and I have to spend at least 4 hours of my day with a woman that I just met consummating our marriage that hasn''t happened yet! Can this day get any more difficult!''


    Harvard''s hand trembled while he took a sip of coffee and looked over at the bed. Her father was preparing it with flowers and doing some type of ritual. He drew a snake on it and it seemed very strange. What was about to happen.


    [Hamlord, Hot Yummy has requested to marry you. Would you like to ept?]


    [If you decline, you will most likely die tomorrow.] Yes / No?


    "Yes!" Harvard dropped the ss he was drinking on the floor and looked at Hot Yummy. "Ouch, that-that''s so hot! It''s too hot!"


    [Hot Yummy has epted your marriage proposal.]


    [You may now kiss the bride!]


    "Come on children. I prepared the bed. I''ll wait outside and be around if any of you get hurt,'' Mr. Yummy winked and then disappeared. Hot Yummy smiled and grabbed Harvard''s hand before pulling him over and tossing aside her second mask.


    "Heh, you ready? Let''s deal with that curse! It should be very fast since it''s our first time!"

 Chapter 53: Abandoned By Monsters

    Chapter 53: Abandoned By Monsters


    Five hourster,


    Hamlord turned over and saw Hot Yummy snoring. She had fallen asleep after Harvard viciously took advantage of their wedding vows and took some of her Lograms from her bank. He then spent four hours doing something that would normally make babies. However, because of her curse, the only baby she could have would be cursed, so they decided to stay safe.


    ''Woh! My Vitality is back to normal!''


    Harvard smiled and decided to open up his stat window for the first time in ages. He feel like he forgot something very important. A skill that might save him from this predicament instantly if he just tried it out.


    [Hamlord] (Under effects of Curse)


    [Level 42]


    [Exp: 1,800,000 / 1,800,002]


    ss 1: Ultimate Midnight Ruler


    ss 2: Magnificent Noon Ruler


    [Vitality: 230] (-30)


    [Strength: 120]


    [Dexterity: 245]


    [Agility: 770] (+30)


    [Intelligence: 70]


    [Attribute points avable: 0]


    [Skill Points 12]


    [ss 1 Skills: Ultimate Stealth, Ultimate Poison Dagger, Gap Pierce, Midnight Ruler, Ghost Armor, Shadow Agent]


    [ss 2 Skills: Magnificent sh, Double Stealth, Magnificent Party, Stealth Eye, Dual Handed Mastery, Noon Ruler, Magnificent Ultimate Throwing Dagger, Locks Unloaded. Magnificent Retreat]


    [Other skills: Morph, Smokescreen, Stalk, Ghost Mirror, Golden Seal, Slim Down]


    ''What the hell is golden seal? I forgot, I never looked at the skills information panel because of Dasota.'' Harvard clicked on the skill, and immediately dropped his jaw. He had this skill the entire time!


    [Golden Seal - can be used to seal off any curses, or blessings that may be impacting Host. For instance, can be used to seal off the speed curse. It''s other uses are unknown. You can also choose to remove the Golden Seal at any time. Limited to 2 curses a month]


    ''You-you got to be kidding me! I wouldn''t have had to work so hard to remove the curse with Hot Yummy in the bedst night if I knew I had the Golden Seal skill!'' Harvard heard some neighborsining yesterday, but the curse had to be removed so he didn''t relent. He kept wrestling until the effects of the Speed Curse were removed.


    "Harvard, what''s wrong?" Hot Yummy had some trouble walking to the bathroom because of the fierceness of their bed battle. Of course, there was some wrestling involved. "Is the curse not gone yet? If not, we can go at it again?"


    "The curse is as strong as ever!" Harvard coughed and then realized someone was at the door. He decided to activate Golden Seal on the way, just to test if it worked.


    [Golden Seal has been super effective!]


    [Speed Curse has been sealed for one month! Uses left 1 / 2]


    ''Huh, I wonder how special that genie snake was.'' Harvard opened the door and saw Snow Lilly with bloodshot eyes. She had a small boy next to her that also had bloodshot eyes with a small letter in his hand. The three of them traded eye contact before Snowy smacked Havard in the face.


    "I couldn''t sleep all night! You were supposed to rescue me!"


    "Rescue you?" Harvard watched the little kid bolt to the elevator and then trip down the stairs. "Who''s that little boy? What happened?"


    "Eh, someone kidnapped me to get to you, but he fell asleep at 5 AM after whomever you with finally took a break. Anyways, I got to go! See you!"


    m!


    Harvard watched Snow Lilly run down the hallway and looked down at the letter dropped on the floor. He opened it up and shook his head. He got the feeling that Snow Lilly secretly liked who kidnapped her, but he wasn''t going to read too much into it.


    [Hamlord]


    [I have kidnapped your precious girlfriend Snow Lilly and have her hostage in the Green Burry Inn. It was a little bit loudst night because of the couple upstairs, but this is the fifth and final letter I''m sending your way!]


    [Come fight me to in a duel to the death in 8 hours at 12 PM! I need some goddamn sleep!]


    ''He-he really invited me to fight him at 12 PM? Is he insane,'' Harvard smiled and tossed away the letter. "I''m d Snow Lilly found a friend. I just won''t show up! I have the dungeonpetition at the same time!''


    Harvard smiled and looked down at the time. He had just enough time to get 2 experience to level up!


    ###


    Harvard walked into the forest need the Red Burry Woods and looked down at his map. There was supposed to be a bunch of level 40 monsters around, but all he saw was a single bush.


    The bush only had a single leaf on it, and it was kind of annoying. Where did all the monsters go?


    ''Ugh, I''ll activate Ultimate Tracking''


    Harvard looked down at the ground and noticed footprints spreading in dozens of directions. He decided to analyze one.


    [The Great Woodskin used to spawn here]


    [They have decided to flee Central Territory and head somewhere where it isn''t raining and they aren''t all going to be killed.]


    [Good luck getting even a single experience point.]


    ''Huh, are you kidding me! They''re monsters! They can''t just abandon the area!'' Harvard stepped in a puddle of mud and it made him even angrier! Ah! Can this day get any worse!

 Chapter 54: Great Styles

    Chapter 54: Great Styles


    Harvard called a meeting with the Ptin Guild, but was growing depressed.


    [Infamy +5]


    [Infamy + 10]


    He had to do several good deeds on the way just to be able to participate in the Dungeon Competition again. However, now with the monsters not around, it was much harder to find good deeds to do. The most perilous situation a woman had been in had been her shoe getting stuck. He only earned 5 benevolence from that!


    "Did you guys hear? Central Continent is falling behind all the other continents because the monsters left." A nearby adventurer gossiped. He was a little bit chubby, but a lot taller than his small skinny friend.


    "I know," The small friend replied, "I heard everyone is ming Hamlord. If I was that guy, I wouldn''t show my face."


    Harvard sighed and put on another ck hood over his mask. He didn''t even have the nerve to show his face. Luckily, Hot Yummy had arrived with his guild for the Dungeon Competition.


    [Current time: 11:59 AM]


    [World Message: Dungeon Competition Finale will being!]


    [Please ce your wagers. The Ptins odds 1 in 500,096]


    [or The The West Jam Guild odds at 1 in 1.1]


    ''Well, we''re going to win," Harvard smiled and wagered 150,000,000 Lograms on himself. He wasn''t gambling because the dungeonpetition was at 12 PM. He''d win almost anything at this time. "So, what''s thepetition. What dungeon will be fighting in? Tricky''s Last Dungeon? Or is there a new tricky dungeon?''


    [Dungeon Competition has been dyed due to rainfall.]


    [Please wait 5 minutes.]


    "AHHH! Today sucks!" Harvard looked up and saw Snow Lilly approaching the bench he was at with a man. "Damn it! And now Snow Lilly is here all kidnapped and happy! What''s going on! Who are you and what do you want?"


    The man in question rapidly put his arms around Snow Lilly and then put a long sword to her throat. "You-you''re Hamlord? What is wrong with you idiot? I''m about to kill your girlfirend! Get up and fight me."


    Harvard cracked his neck while his anger gerw so much that his muscles started to swell while his daylight daggers appeared and his mask and his gloves. Who suggested he fight him at 12! Seriously, was this guy crazy.


    "Hoho, you got an heirloom ss too,'' Great Styles''s muscles started to bulge and break through ihs clothing while only his shorts remained. His eyes turned red and his hair started to hand up on his body and spikes came out of his back. "However, I''m sure it''s nothingpared to the Terrifying Dark swordsman ss!


    ''What the hell? I-I wasn''t expecting that,''


    Harvard gulped and looked up at the sky.


    Two lightning bolts seemed to be fighting in the darkness above, and sparks were flying everywhere while people ran in every directions. One monster came out of the woods and instantly ran to get in a wagon. It was a very chaotic situation!


    ''He''s definitely not that tough.'' Harvard decided to analyze him. ''Let''s see.''


    [Great Styles] (Infamous Society''s Guild Leader)


    [Level 48]


    [ss: Terrifying Dark Swordsman]


    [Reputation: Gentle and Mean]


    [System information: His damage is increased by over 500% between 12:00 - 12;03 and his agility is increased by 300% between 12:00 - 12:02. Survive for 2 minutes in order to ensure victory]


    ''Huh, I guess he''s more of a worthy opponent than I thought,'' Harvard stepped on a small monster that ran out of the woods and sighed in relief.


    ''Thank god.''


    [experience + 5]


    [You killed a cursed ghost slime]


    [You have leveled up to level 43]


    "Anyways, shall we begin?" Harvard cracked his neck. "Just put Snow Lilly down! People can see up her skirt, and it''s not fair to her!"


    "Snow Lilly, go back to the room," Great Styles gently let go of her neck like he was afraid of breaking the most beautiful flower. "Whichever one of us wins, wille get you."


    "Thanks! Miss you both!" Snow Lilly rushed away while a few other people arrived. Arge group of men wearing dark masks arrived behind Great Styles while Donkey, Smokey, Tabitha, Harvest King, Alpha Thunder, and pretty much everyone waiting for the dungeonpetition arrived on Harvard''s side.


    They were after all going to have thepetition in one of the three dungeons in the Lost Incarnate Stronghold, and the RedBurry was the main ce where everyone stayed to sleep, so pretty much everyone showed up almost instantly.


    "It''s about to begin," Tabitha said with a frown, "Thest time we see the same old Harvard."


    "What are you talking about? He''ll cream that creep!" Smokey took out a lollypop and stuck it in Tabitha''s mouth. The two of them were making some progress dating wise, and he liked to give her candy. "He''s going to be the father of a lot of people some day! My father is the best!"


    "Heh, Hamlord is nothingpared to Great Styles," Alpha Thunder shook his head. "He should just run. He''s definitely faster than him, but Great Styles is much stronger."


    Boom!


    Harvard and Great Styles took off and started to fight each other at 12:01 while everyone stared at them moving in shock.


    Harvard was sort of like a speeding bullet and Great Styles was more like a gigantic muscr spiked man with enough strength to destroy a punching machine with a single fist!


    The two of them faced each other 20 feet in midair! Harvard swung his dagger and hiked up his knee to amplify his power while Great Styles punched with his maximum force. There attacks got close and then connected and then boom!


    A lot of rain spread in every direction while a few nearby people covered their eyes! It was raining, so they couldn''t look up and the lightning was getting louder, but they were very impressed! Harvard kicked Great Styles in the face and then pped him three times before getting swatted away into a forest.


    Boom!


    Harvard got up faster than he got pped down and then several hundred more moves were exchanged in the blink of the eye between daggers and fists!


    "Magnificent sh!" Harvard attacked with all his strength! "Magnificent Ultimate Throwing Dagger!" He attacked in 100 attack chains!


    "Terrifying sh!" He reposted and also attacked Harvard with all his strength. "Terrifying Ultra Sonic Boom!"


    Boom! Boom! Boom!


    Harvard''s daggers attacked thousands of times for every hundred attacks from Great Styles, but he seemed to be losing ground. He spun his head to dodge arge fist while arge sonic boom struck a child behind him.


    He instantly attacked forward with rage and then sent his dagger straight into Great Styles gut. Arge series of wounds began to appear as he cut his abdomen over and over again. Instantly, Great Styles no longer seemed to have the upper hand.


    "Hmph, you lost because you felt bad when you hit a child." Harvard jumped into the air while Great Styles started to fall back. Hisrge hulkish frame, took a gigantic p into the face before he spun once in the air and got stabbed in the shoulder.


    However, Harvard didn''t stop there, he activated Shadow Agent and slowed his speed before he spun dozens of times in the air and then kicked with all his might into Great Styles other cheek. The one he didn''t p that had turned red!


    Boom!


    Great Styles bounced against the ground while he lost his health.


    -500, - 600, -1000, - 15


    Hamlord sighed and cleaned off his hands.


    He looked down at Great Styles with his arms crossed. Something didn''t make sense here.


    "You''re clearly a nice guy. I can''t kill you," Harvard watched Great Styles begin to dete and return to a normal guys'' proportions. His short was all torn, and he looked incredibly upset. If you included the blood across his rapidly healing abdomen, he just seemed kind of pathetic. "Ugh, why don''t we go talk. Maybe if you tell me what happened we can get this resolved."


    "It''s impossible. There is nothing you can do to save her. That woman that turned me into this hideous monster!" Great Styles wiped a tear from his eye andmented with a look of pain on his face. "Just kill me now! I deserve to die!"

 Chapter 55: A Ridiculous Wager

    Chapter 55: A Ridiculous Wager


    A few minutester at the Green Burry Inn,


    Harvard, Snow Lilly, and Great Styles sat down at the Green Burry Bar, and all got drinks. It turned out that Great Styles had gotten cursed by the Kraken. He had no choice but to increase his infamy, or his wife would be killed.


    "It was love at first site. We met in Greater Central Territory," Great Styles wiped a tear from his eye. "She-she was my first guild member, and my most loyal! She stayed upte and helped me find rocks on the beach for this stupid A rank quest!"


    "However, one day, we had been at a beach and we saw these two gigantic Kraken''s getting fought by an idiot," Great Stylesmented, and blew his nose on a tissue from a nearby waitress. "Ah! A wave swept her into the ocean, and then I went to get her and then the Kraken cursed her and made me work for him! I-I should''ve helped you, but I needed one more rock toplete my damn ss 2 quest!"


    Harvard had once had to put 1,000,000 coins into a sword pedestal, so he felt Great Styles pain. It also exined his level. He probably just found like his 15,999,338th rock when he''d been fighting the Kraken. It was definitely a truly difficult heirloom ranked ss promotion quest!


    ''So, where is she?" Harvard ate his food. "What''s her curse?"


    "When the 20 days of the Monsoon Kraken''s rain''s are up, the curse will turn her into a humongous man with bulging muscles that likes women! I-I can''t lose her! I can''t lose my woman because of some damn strange curse! She''s-she''s in a room. Her body is slowly growing bigger and her femininity is getting zapped! She-she doesn''t even want to have kids anymore!"


    "Take me to her," Harvard sighed and patted Great Styles on the shoulder. "Let''s see if I can help a brother make a woman a mother."


    "Ugh, why did I feel like they''d be instant friends,'' Snow Lilly somewhat angrily nced at Harvard happy with another man. "Whatever, I''m still his best friend!


    ###


    Dungeon Competition, Tricky''s 4th dungeon


    "Dude, where the hell is Hamlord?" Grinning Sword Master waited in front of the dungeon at 12:30. "It started at 12:15 due to dys! We''re going to lose if he doesn''t'' arrive."


    "I-I probably made him tiredst night," Hot Yummy muttered under her breath. "It''s my fault. He kept trying to go to sleep, but I couldn''t let him sleep. He kept beating me in wrestling, and I wasn''t going down without a fight." She bit her lip and blushed. "Ugh, what?. Never seen a newly wed before?"


    "Ah, there he is!" Feisty Lisa pointed at Hamlord walking slowly towards the entranceway. "He''s with another woman! Isn''t that Snow Lilly!"


    "OHHHHH! She''s hot!" Grinning Sword Master smiled. "I heard she calls him Hammy, hahaha! Newly wed my ass! There is no way you two got marriedst night!"


    "Hmph," Hot Yummy nodded her head. "He''s a good man. More women the better. Father always said the curse requires a lot of woman! Let there be more women!"


    [New Quest from you 1st wife, Hot Yummy!]


    [Get married to more women so you can manage the speed curse! Do you ept the quest?]


    ''She''s not an NPC. Why am I getting a quest?" Harvard ignored the quest and jumped up the stairs. "Anyways, Great Styles. Now that the curse is revolved, what are you going to do?"


    Harvard had taken a minute to remove the curse on Great Styles Wife while using Golden Seal. It even leveled up so he could now use it three times and he earned 1,500 benevolence. He saw a real opportunity there, and looked at the somewhat masculine women on Great Styles side. She had blonde hair, blue eyes, and a gorgeous rack but with muscr arms but a great shimmering smile. She was very pretty for a rather scruffy lookingrge framed man like Great Styles. He understood now why he''d gone through such trouble to try and kill him.


    "Anyways, what''s happening guild? Why do you all look so worried."


    "The dungoenpetition! We have like 3 minutes until theyplete it!" Hot Yummy wanted to smack Harvard on the face, but held back her arm. "Nowe on! Let''s get in there and finish the boss quickly!"


    ###


    Harvard just realized he wagered 150,000,000 Lograms on himself winning and it got approved.


    That meant almost no one had wagered anything on the Ptins, which meant he''d get 5000 times that back if he won. That meant he''d officially be the richest person again out of all Ghost Adventurers. s, it seemed like the dungeon had been made specifically for him in mind.


    "It''s-it''s a room with a thousand treasure chests! It''s like it''s the perfect dungeon for you Hamlord!"


    Tricky''s fourth dungeon had been built overnight by a few NPCs, and Harvard had thought the most they could do is set up a boss room. However, they really outdid themselves. It was a room with 100 hallways, more that 6 times more than the first dungeon, and there was a 1000 treasure chest! This quest was made for him! He was about to be rich!


    [Yourpetitors are up to the final boss!]


    ''Shit! What am I doing staring in awe! Get to the damn boss room Harvard!''


    Swoosh!


    Harvard activated Stealth Eye and removed the golden seal to increase his agility. With the speed curse activated, he looked almost 1 / 3rd as fast as when he used Midnight Ruler. He had to admit, with the golden seal, this curse had turned into a real blessing.


    Swoosh! Woosh! Swoosh!


    Harvard got 30 keys from the treasure chests and hallways before he arrived in front of therge boss door and quickly and adroitly opened it up.


    Inside, it seemed like a boss was already engaged in a fierce battle.


    ''Wait, don''t tell me they just started us at other ends of the dungeon! How do we win?''


    [Quest Update: Defeat Tricky''s Last Final GaurdKing and do more damage than the other team]


    [Tricky''s Final GuardKing was kept out of the three final dungeons because he was too hard to beat alone. However, due to the tie between two teams, he was brought out of the Tricky''s Monster Dungeon and brought here to battle the two final teams.]


    [You and your opponents must face off. You can get in your opponents way, but you cannot kill them or hurt them!]


    ''Shit How much Vitality does he have left!'' Harvard waved to Hot Yummy and his party while they slowly walked into the dungeon and looked at the beautiful golden frames that got put up overnight and the painting up above of singing fully dressed women. "Guys, hurry up! We have a problem!"


    "Hmph, the other team finally arrived. Losers, the boss only has 56 percent health left! We only have to do 7 percent more damage and we win! Ha ha! Kiss my bottom morons!"


    ###


    "He''s so fast. What''s his agility?" The West Jam Guild''s 10 members were terrified of Hamlord and how fast he seemed to be getting. He was blocking their arrows, and doing damage at 10 times their rate of damage! That meant that Hamlord was going to do 50 percent damage by the time he did 5 percent damage!


    Three of their Ten teammates were engaged with Hot Yummy, Grinning Sword Master, and Fiesty Lisa to keep them from helping Hamlord. However, he just seemed to be getting faster and faster and stopping more attacks while also dishing out his own attacks.


    The Last Final Guardking was a gigantic bald headed man with a gigantic frame and a ripped muscr exterior. He had two hammers that he swung liberally and quickly that West Jam''s Ghost Lancer was having a hard time defending.


    Ghost Lancers were simr to Ghost Tanks from Central Continent, but were from Greater Continent''s Main Capital, Harvesnd City. Those in Greater Central Continent naturally looked down on the regr Central Continent, however, Harvard didn''t even need a tank!


    He was just so fast taht the Last Final Guardking looked like a gigantic person trying to swat an overly fast fly that kept swiping at his neck, his back, and his eyes. He was blinded a few minutes ago, and his aim got worse! He was hitting West Jam Guild''s tank instead of Hamlord! This was not the time to get aggro, which basically meant the aggression of the boss!


    "Magnificent sh!" Harvard shed into the Last Final Guardking''s thigh and then the back of his neck and then cut his wrist. "Ultimate Poison de! Blocking your arrow attack!"


    Boom!


    Harvard darted forward with both hands to the side before he activated Ultimate Steal on one of the damage dealers attacking the bos from the guild.


    [West Jam Bow Acquired]


    [West Jam Bow tossed off the edge of the arena.]


    "Hey! That was mine asshole!" Harvard disappeared while an angry archer pulled out her third bow of the hour. "Ugh, this is so ridiculous! How are we going to lose!"


    [Tricky''s Final Guardking is activating his ultimate Final Attack]


    [9 / 10th''s burial.]


    [Ny percent of the room will receive the ultimate attack of Tricky''s Final Gaurdking, while those who do the most damage will be spared. 5 percent chance of the person attacked will die on the first hit!]


    ''Shit! Are you kidding me!'' Hamlord held up his hand and wiped off his sweat. "Everyone stop! Do the exact same damage!"


    [System information: Doing the same damage will mitigate his final attack, however, you only did 41 percent of the damage to their 45. You will lose.]


    ''I''m not letting 1 / 20 of us have a chance of almost certain death!'' Harvard didn''t do the math quite right, but there was 20 in the room with a 5 percent chance of certain death! This was the best option! "You all! Come here right now while he''s still preparing his final attack."


    "HAHAHAHA! The Guardking will be victorious! All of you will pay!"


    "9/10ths Larceny!"


    Boom!


    Arge wave shot through the room and pushed everyone back. However, no damage was done since no one technically did the least damage.


    "Everyone! Aim for 100 damage at a time! Change your gear so you only do a hundred damage!"


    "Why are you doing this, idiot?" West Jam Guild''s leader, Raisen, didn''t want to win like this with the projected victor giving up his chance at winning. "You-you could just block all our attacks and then let your team attack! Your team would be spared!"


    "I can''t do that," Harvard shook his head. "I''d been a stupid, goodwilledwyer in myst life. I can''t just let all of you people die because I wagered 150,000,000 Lograms."


    "You what?! NOw I Don''t even want to win! Why not just split the money!" Another guild mate, Razorthin, a skinny woman with arge de on her back said. She was in a ck dress with long ck hair that parted down therge de while she fired from her fifth bow- Harvard didn''t steal the other three. "Damn it! Can this thing really kill us if we all do different amounts of damage?"


    "Junie, don''t attack it while the other 19 of us attack it! Let''s see what happens," Raisen held his hand up and closed it, which meant fire in his guildnguage. "Attack! Attack! 100 damage a second!"


    Harvard switched to his legendary - he didnt'' check it''s new name - daggers and shed with one attack. He used just enough force to do a hundred damage while everyone else more or less did a 100 damage besides Junie. She was the sweetest looking girl, until, of course, arge lightning bolt struck her and she lost half her health.


    "Hahaha! Suffer the consequences of 9 / 10th Larceny! I stole 9 / 10th''s of your health! Hahahaha! You''re dead next round!"


    The monster''s attack caused everyne in the room to gulp, and it also seemed kind of unfair. Like, why give a final boss monster such a ridiculous attack. It wouldn''t only kill 9 / 10ths of the people. It would probably kill everyone!


    "Screw it! Team up with the Notorious Hamlord! Let''s kill this bastard slowly and painfully!"


    "Huh?" The boss sensed a foreboding sense of dooming and slowly back one step back towards the edge. "No! No! I can''t lose!"


    "Justice is served, you freak!" Harvard did one final -100 attack to its neck and then its head flew off and shot into the wall and exploded. "Ha! There you go! Heads up guys, he''s about to fall over!"


    Boom!


    Hamlord smiled and then saw a very sad message appear.


    [You have lost 150,000,000 Lograms and have been kicked out of the Dungeon Competition. Come to watch teh finals to see the festivities and get some great snacks!]

 Chapter 56: 10 Days Until the Monsoon Kraken Kills Everyone

    Chapter 56: 10 Days Until the Monsoon Kraken Kills Everyone


    [10 days until the Monsoon Kraken destroys all of Central Continent and turns it into a underwater paradise.]


    ''Shit, it''s raining so much,'' Harvard decided to watch the finals of the Dungeon Competition, but he was incredibly depressed. "My infamy is at 19,999 and I''ve been helping people for 10 days! Can it get any worse!"


    "Mister! My cat got stuck in a sewer! It was chasing after a golden snake!"


    "Save it yourself!" Harvard tossed a lollypop at the little girl in hope that she''d catch it but it hit her on her cute little pink headpiece and then got stuck to her brown hair. "Ugh, sorry! That was meant for your hand!"


    "Wah!"


    [+1 infamy!]


    "No! I''ll save your damn cat! Where is it?"


    Harvard walked up to the sewer while arge crowd gathered by the dungeon to watch the three teamsplete in Tricky''s Totally Final Dungeoneering Adventure Dungeon. He was a little bit sad he hadn''t been invited, but he at least got to cheer for Snow Lilly''s the 2nd guild.


    However, getting under 20,000 infamy was more important. He looked at the sewer and sighed before activating ultimate tracking.


    [Secret Passage]


    [Difficulty: B-]


    ''Huh, maybe this will lead to something good?'' Harvard tossed aside the manhole and jumped into the sewer before another prompt appeared.


    [Difficulty increased to B.]


    [Protect the girl with you at all costs!]


    "I''m here to watch you!" The little girl smiled at Harvard. Her blue eyes had turned a dark green when they entered into the tunnel and she seemed like a precious coin you identally dropped into a well by ident. "What? You''re the infamous Hamlord. You might eat my cat, or sell its parts on the ck market to get a ticket for Silvia''s next y!"


    "I-I have more than enough Lograms," Harvard tossed the little girl on his back, and smiled. "I-I have 100,000 Lograms left! It''s not like I wagered on all my Lograms on my self and lost!"


    [You have been robbed of 99,995 Lograms by the Insane Underwater King Bandit!]


    [He has taken mercy on your soul!]


    [Quest Update: Find the Insane Underwater King Bandit and the little girl he''s taken off your back!]


    "Wait, what?" Harvard looked down to try and find the cute little girl and instead saw a sand doll in her ce. ''Ugh, what a useful ability, but what a shit result! I didn''t even see him! He must be even higher than level 450!"


    Harvard turned and in each direction all he saw was a dark tunnel. Up above, he could still hear people cheering for Snow Lilly. If only they knew the truth, that a little girl just got stolen from the back of Hamlord!


    "Ugh, it shouldn''t be too hard to find her," Harvard looked in both directions and nodded his head. ''This is a simple secret passage. I''ll find her in no time!"


    ###


    Three hourster,


    Harvard found a tiny underground city with it''s own Grey Fist Tavern. It seemed to be run by monsters, but they all were pretty nice.


    He finally found a clue about the Insane Underwater King Bandit after activating Ultimate Tracking.


    [Basic Chair] (High Epic Quality)


    [Durability: 100 / 100]


    [The Insane Underwater King Bandit built this chair with his bare hands]


    [Some say at night. The Insane Underwater King Bandites to visit his chair and make sure it''s still in one piece.]


    ''Well, at least he''s close.'' Harvard decided to sit down and watch the Dungeon Competition next to a few insanely busty women that had green skin and golden eyes. They were screaming for Snow Lilly, so he didn''t mind theirrge ws, nor the fact that one winked at him when he sat down at the bar. She seemed to be salivating when she looked at him, however, not in a dangerous way, albeit she did sniff him a few times.


    "Come on Snow Lilly!" Harvard cheered while she ran into the final boss room! "You can do it! I swear on that little cute dimple you have on your back that you will win! I''ll wager my 5 remaining Lograms on it!"

 Chapter 57: Look At This Giant Chest!

    Chapter 57: Look At This Giant Chest!


    Snow Lilly had Tricky''s Final Serious Commanding Boss all figured out.


    She was in a round boss room that was sort of like a giant egg with a small stage on it where she was fighting the boss. Tricky''s Final Serious Commanding Boss was roughly her height, but he was sitting on a throne on top of a gigantic winged Alligantther. If you didn''t figure it out immediately, it was an alligator crossed with a panther that did its bidding. When he said kill them all, it tried to viciously stomp Snow Lilly''s best tank into bits and pieces.


    Fortunately, Snow Lilly had two phantom tanks like most guilds and even a phantomncer that took turns with the other two ghost tanks at taking aggression Unfortunately, her two healers had died and the battle was not going in her favor. She wiped the sweat off her head, and had no choice but to put all her hopes into onest attack!


    [You have just lost 1 phantom tank in your party!]


    [Your Main Phantom Tank is about to die! Would you like to cancel the boss fight?]


    ''No, he just has 1 percent health remaining!'' Snow Lilly shook herrge chest and prepared her strongest attack. It made her excited when she shook her chest because it made her feel good and it made it easier to focus! It turned out when a man turned into a girl, one thing he might have fun doing is shaking his chest! Regardless, she activated Great Final Frontier st, her strongest attack! It did 300 percent her normal damage and made her skin and eyes glow! She looked ravishing, and everyone cheered expecting the attack to kill the boss!


    "Hahahahaha! Toote!! Dispel!"


    Boom!


    Snow Lilly who had just almost opened her mouth to let out a glowing beam of light that would kill the boss instantly felt all her abilities leave. She wanted to smack herself in the face! Why did she have to lose her abilities too!


    [You have received Tricky''s Curse]


    [You are no longer able to use the attack Great Final Frontier st]


    [Would you like to surrender? Yes / No?]


    [3 men have already died valiantly in this battle! Give up now, or all of your precious guildy''s that love you dearly and want to date you or someone who looks like you will die!]


    ''Damn it! I surrender!''


    Snow Lilly wiped off her tears and appeared at the front of the dungeon.


    Three gravestones appeared with her with the 12 men from her guild that were somewhat alive and breathing. All of them look like they''d just been pped in the face by a wife that just discovered they were cheating with her best friend''s sister''s mother. Needless to say, they were very happy to be alive.


    [You are the 10th team to lose against Tricky''s Final Serious Commanding Boss]


    [A new rule has been made! You can get new teammates not in your guild to help you defeat him! Do you have anyone you''d like to invite?]


    ''Ugh, no! I''m never going back in there and fighting that monster! I-I lost 2 healers and one tank! There is no way I can find anyone of their caliber anytime soon!" Snow Lilly looked down at one of her guildys that had been poisoned and screamed for a healer.


    Unfortunately, he was about to die! Why the hell did that boss have to be so hard! Dispel had to be the most annoying technique ever! When the boss got down to 1 percent health, it''s defense increased by 500% and it was simr to it gaining 20 percent health. It also used dispel on any attack! Damn it! Where was someone with a piercing skill when she needed it.


    "Hammy said to give you this letter. It''s from the Grey Fist Tavern." A small boy bowed and put it in Snow Lilly''s hand and then rushed in the other direction. He had a hood over his face, and green skin, so most people shrieked in fear. However, the real shocked one was Snow Lilly! She forgot that Hamlord would be great to have on her team!


    [I''m avable to be on your team.]


    [However, Great Styles might also be avable. Don''t worry about choosing me. It''s not like I really want to win the dungeonpetition so I can lead the battle the Monsoon Kraken!]


    [Nope, it be better you chose Great Styles! Not me! Definitely don''t choose me!]


    ''He misses me,'' Snow Lilly nodded her head in approval at her brother. "However, I''m never going back in that dungeon. Not even at level 50 would I dare face that annoying boss again! Allipanther my ass! I''m don''t care what anyone offers me!!"


    "Wow, The reward has just changed." A person interrupted Snow Lilly''s thoughts.


    "Wow, do you see that?" A second Ghost Adventurer nearby Snow Lilly stared in disbelief at therge quest-board floating in the air above the dungeon. Each dungeon had its reward forpletion that''d be listed next to the dungeon so ghost adventurers would try out the dungeon even though they risked death if they lost. And it just so happened that Snow Lilly needed the prize from the dungeon really bad!


    [Reward for Tricky''s Final Serious Commanding Boss has been upgraded]


    [150,000,000 Lograms, 100,000,000 (Guild Experience), tricky''s conqueror trumpet (epic), sexless mask (changes the shape of your face), sexless armor (changes the shape of your body),st remaining golden genie snake (only survivor of the Hamlord''s ughter).]


    "Yes, I can finallyplete that quest!" Snow Lilly got excited and decided to head straight to Great Styles to ask him to join their team. He''d also lost against Tricky''s Final Serious Commanding Boss because he didn''t want to risk it now that his wife was healed. However, with the two of them working together, it almost be guaranteed they''d win!


    "Great Styles! Take a look at these giant things on my chest! Aren''t they great?" Snow Lilly smiled and offered Great Styles a handshake. "You-you can get a simr armor made for you at half price if you just help me beat Tricky''s Last Commanding Conqueror? What do you say?"

 Chapter 58: Insane Leaf Curse

    Chapter 58: Insane Leaf Curse


    Harvard waited for a few hours to receive a letter back from Snow Lilly, but she seemed to not get the hint.


    He remained seated on the Basic Chair made by the Insane Underwater Bandit King, and drank hisst ss of green gunk. It was quite good, and increased his vitality. Though it didn''t taste the best, it was a lot better than drinking the blood of innocents. That was a special drink that went along with a bloody mary. He took a pause and looked up above and noticed the lights had gone out.


    When they were back on, a man had appeared on his right side with something wrapped around his back. If he didn''t know any better, this definitely had to be the Insane Underwater Bandit King.


    "Hi, how''s the chair?"


    "High quality. I love it." Harvard coughed. "Whomever made it is really special."


    [Benevolence + 50]


    Harvard gasped at the benevolence and cleared his throat. It was finally his lucky day! Finally something good was about to happen. Anyways, can you tell me about this secret passage. What''s the story of these green peeps?"


    "Hoho, you want to know? Unfortunately, I''m afraid you have been marked by the Insane Underwater Bandit King! You only have 2 hours until you die!"


    "What?" Harvard shook his head. "That can''t be true. I feel fine."


    [Curse on your body identified.]


    [Insane Leaf Curse]


    [In three hours, you will permanently turn into a green monster, and be forced to live in the secret passage. Uncover the answer to the Insane Leaf Curse in three hours or you''ll forever be sealed in the darkness.]


    ''Ugh, so annoying, but I have the golden seal.''


    [The Golden Seal is not high enough level to unseal this curse! Please level to level 5 in order to deal with this curse!]


    ''No! It''s only level 2! I''m doomed!" Harvard pulled at his ck hair and took an entire chunk out by ident. "Please! Please tell me you know how to fix it."


    "There is one thing you can do," The mysterious man that sat down next to Harvard had on a ck eyepatch with a striped pirate like shirt and a grey goatee. He was clearly an underwater pirate! This man had to be the insane underwater bandit king. "You just got toplete three quests for me, and I guarantee you that the curse will leave you alone for at least a day!"


    ###


    Harvard was sure that patched eye man had to be the underwater bandit king.


    He couldn''t leave the secret passage, and he wanted Harvard to get wood from Central City''s High Quality Wood Stack Shop. Luckily, since he was a noble they gave him a discount.


    [You''ve acquired 10 stacks of pure life wood]


    [You''ve unlocked the skill, pick ax!]


    [You will now do 5 percent more damage when trying to cut down a tree! Timber!]


    [The curse has been extended by 5 hours!]


    ''It-it took me 3 hours to get here!'' Harvard shook his head. "Damn it! I''m not doing anymore of these quests! I can just go see the cursemaster about this! I''m sure Cursemaster Jaminalot can remove it!"


    ###


    Jaminalot''s shop in Central City.


    The samedy that had saved Smokey from being a cloud and turned him into Candy Kid seemed kind of depressed. She was one of the only people that defended Hamlord in their annual NPC meeting. Unfortunately, all the other NPCs were determined to kill Harvard in an attempt to pacify the Monsoon Kraken. Since most high level NPCs could never leave their city, they''d be forced to live underwater even if they could kill the Kraken if he approached! Obviously, he''d never approach anyone high level, and they''d have to live under the sea! It would be extremely depressing if they had to do that!


    "Excuse me?" Hamlord used Morph because he wasn''t an idiot. There were hundreds of signs that either mocked him or talked about how to remove his head. He very much liked his head! Luckily, he was able to imitate Count Silvester pretty well. A white haired man walked into Jaminalot''s shop and walked up to the register.


    "Excuse me, can you remove the Insane Leaf Curse?"


    "No one can remove that curse." Jaminalot shook her head. "No Ghost Adventurer cares enough about the Insane Leaf Vigers to bother to defeat the boss that has the ingredient I need. I heard from a friend that the Insane Underwater Bandit King is cursing Ghost Adventurers in order to get them to fight the Underwater Leaf Toad. However, I doubt a single one will bother defeating it in order to acquire the Green Leaf Toad Serum needed to remove the curse.."


    "If you bring me that, I promise I can cure the Insane Leaf Curse and all those poor people can finally leave the secret passage. Hmph, and that name is a misnomer! It''s really just a damn passage! There''s nothing secret about it!"


    Jaminalot turned around and saw the white haired man was gone. At the same time she smiled.


    "Good luck, Hamlord. Maybe if you save the Insane Leaf Vigers you''ll be able to find out the secret to defeating the Monsoon Kraken. I have a feeling all you''ll need to defeat him, you''ll find when you gain the approval of the Insane Underwater Bandit King."


    "He''s even more powerful than the leader of the Dark Guild! Hahaha! If you get his approval, you''ll have the ultimate third ss at your finger tips!"

 Chapter 59: Insane Leaf Dungeon

    Chapter 59: Insane Leaf Dungeon


    Harvard spent a few days finding out information on the Insane Leaf Toad.


    It was a level 50 boss that was in a level 60 dungeon. It was still a ss 2 boss, however, it was a peak level ss 2 boss! Only an idiot would try and solo the dungeon. However, Harvard had to try! He only had thirteen hours left before the Insane Leaf curse turned him into a green man and he got stuck in the secret passage! There were also no more tedious collect wood quests to give him more hours from turning into a green man! DAmn it! If only he had a big breasted friend that coulde and save the day!


    [Insane Leaf Dungeon]


    [Rmended party members: 50]


    [Current party: 1]


    [Difficulty: D-] (At level 60 with 50 members)


    [Current Difficulty: So difficult you''ll face instant death.]


    [Current time: 11:59 PM]


    ''I have a n. I''ll use Midnight Ruler for the first boss, and then Daylight Ruler for the second boss. I can wait 12 hours in the dungeon in between hiding where no one can find me. I''m sure I can do it!"


    "Howard! Is that you!" Snow Lilly''s shirt had been torn, and a part of her bra was revealed. However, since it was dark, it was hard to see her beautiful body. Especially with the little girl holding her cat on her back. "Hey, I came here because some girl told me you had a skill called Gap Pierce! We need you Harvard! Great Styles almost died for two days seraching for you!"


    "I heard a voice, but I can''t turn back," Harvard walked into the Insane Leaf Dungeon. "Hmph, it''s me soloing a dungeon! What''s the worst that can happen!"


    ###


    Insane Leaf Dungeon was a rather ordinary dungeon by Harvard''s standard.


    With Ultimate Stealth activated plus Double Stealth he was pretty much able to breeze by the Leaf Warrior Toads without having to fight them, but then all the doors closed around him when he walked into the first Insane Leaf Dungeon''s boss room.


    There was a small toad on a lillypad staring at him with a pretty purple flower on it when he walked in the room. but that all changed when it the toad swallowed by arger toad underneath it hidden in the dark water. Harvard gulped and watched another toad swallow that toad until a 20 meter toad jumped andnded right in front of Harvard.


    [Insane Leaf Toad Brothers]


    [Level 52]


    [Reputation: Five Toads in one package]


    [System information: The youngest toad is thergest toad. Kill it in order to unlock the stronger brothers it has hidden in its stomach!]


    [Current time has changed to 12:00 AM]


    [Midnight Ruler has activated]


    [You''ve equipped the Midnight Ruler Daggers, Mask and Midnight Ruler Badge essory. YOu are still missing the Midnight Ruler Cape. Just wanted to point that out.]


    [Agility + 2500] 200%


    [Damage + 5000] 100%


    ''Wait, it seems like it just picks a random agility boost every time! What the hell is going on?''


    Harvard sighed and cleared his throat while therge grey toad with dozens of dots that reminded him of beautiful women croaked and stared into Harvard''s eyes. It had strangely human eyes with dark ck pupils and yellowish skin.. When he turned, a beautiful woman''s silhouette could be seen on its back. It looked back at Harvard with a mysterious grin while he tried to figure out what the hell it was doing.


    [Insane Leaf Toad Brother has tried to charm you]


    [Charm insanely ineffective!]


    ''Damn it! Of course that''s not going to work!'' Harvard felt like the toad started glowing a little bit, but stepped off his back foot and rushed at his top speed.


    When he got there, the toad whimpered like a sad dog before Harvard activated Magnificent sh with his Midnight Ruler Daggers. Unfortunately, when he expected arge sh, he instead felt like he got pped in the face.


    [Midnight Ruler Daggers cannot use Magnificent sh]


    [Magnificent sh requires the sun to be effective. All other attacks can be used with both sses, but that one is special!]


    [+1 Infamy!]


    ''Ah, what hit me?'' Harvard felt some saliva on the side of his face. Was that his tongue? How fast is this damn toad!"


    [You have 3 minutes remaining.]


    "Don''t remind me!" Harvard rubbed his hands together while the Toad also started concocting a n while rubbing its hands together. "Ha, you think you can outsmart me! Think again you damn toad!"

 Chapter 60: Saved by Snows Fall

    Chapter 60: Saved by Snow''s Fall


    Two minutester,


    Harvard and the toad seemed to be developing a friendship of some sort. Both of them were down to half vitality, but neither of them was relenting.


    "Magnificent Ultimate Throwing Dagger!" Harvard sent out a dagger at top speed while he ran around the walls dodging the agile tongue of the Insane Leaf Toad Brother."


    It was a very nimble tongue, but he wasn''t going to lose! He grabbed the tongue in the air and then got thrusted towards itsrge green mouth while it slightly smiled! Damn it! That backfired terribly! Why did he grab the tongue!


    [You have been poisoned!]


    [Your death is imminent!]


    [Unless someonees to save you! You''re doomed!]


    "You idiot!" Great Styles and Snow Lilly rushed into the boss room with their bodies covered in green slime. "What are you doing! This is an impossible dungeon! Snow Lilly! Thank god you spotted him!"


    "Guys? Is that really you? How''d you get into the dungeon?" Harvard felt his body getting constricted by the tongue, but didn''t panic. It was the smallest tongue of four tongues and he only had to sh it with his midnight ruler daggers before he fell onto the floor. "I-I don''t believe it! What are you doing? You should be fighting in the finals!"


    "You-you cut my eldest brothers tongue! He''s sensitive about his size! You must die!" A deep voice came out from the Insane Leaf Toad Brother. "Ugh, all three of you shall pay!"


    "Four of us!" Harvest King rolled into the room with saliva on his body. "I-I almost got swallowed by I''m here!"


    "Five of us!" May Tape slipped on the saliva, but fixed her bnce. "Where''s the other one? Snow Lilly! What was that guys name?"


    "He died I think," Snow Lilly wiped a tear from her eye. "I never learned his name, but I will remember his eyes. He always cried when he asked me out, and I told him I couldn''t hear him. It''s such a shame."


    "Hmph, you think you all can beat me! There is no way! You''re all a bunch of weaklnigs! Not a single one of you is over level 50! What can you do to stop me?" Four toads hopped out of the Insane Leaf Toad Brothers mouth. "It''s 4 vs 5! Let''s do this!"


    ###


    Ten secondster,


    Harvard soared through the air and shed with his dagger.


    A smokescreen appeared all around him in the air while he appeared in front of thergest toads mouth. It had its mouth open, and he knew that it tasted really bad, and it also served the purpose of making him not see which eye he was going to stab!


    ''Hmph, you thought we couldn''t win! Alone, maybe, but together, we''re invincible!''


    Boom!


    Harvard stabbed the Insane Leaf Toad in the eye several hundred times and then stabbed his other eye and a small mark on his body that looked like an eye. Jumping back in the air, hended on one foot and smiled.


    "Victory!"


    [The Insane Leaf Toad Brothers have fled with .021 percent health remaining ]


    [He''s about to get his bigger brother. He left the note, "You''re all doomed! Muhahahaha!]


    ###


    "Damn it! I lost again!" May Tape sighed and put down her arm. "When did you get so good at arm wrestling Harvard. Who were you practicing with?"


    "Well, Shea''s really good at wrestling," Harvard coughed. "However, there is also these three sisters that helped me train my craft! Now, what time is it! Is it almost 12 PM yet?"


    "I hate this!" Harvest King blockaded the entrance to the boss room hours ago so they wouldn''t die. "Why is it that both you and Great Styles are only strong for like 5 minutes a day! I could''ve reached level 45 by now! And the damn boss left before we killed it." Harvest King hit a brick on the wall before it fell out and mmed onto his foot and a path appeared behind him. "Ow! What the hell? Why are these bricks loose?"


    [You''ve discovered a secret passage in a dungeon in a secret passage]


    [Secret Passage Music Activated]


    [Secret Passage Musicsted 2 seconds! Finished!]


    [Now Enter at your own risk! Even the strongest toad brother wouldn''t dare walk down this path!]


    "Guys, I see something gold!" Harvest King smiled and entered into the path. Harvard instantly got deshavue of what happened thest time Harvest King faced a path he shouldn''t enter, and he had to stop him. "Haha! It''s a treasure chest! Harvard, I''ll be right back! I''m going to take a piss Finally, somewhere private.!"


    "Just a piss! Stay away from that treasure chest," Harvard sighed and facepalmed himself. "Please-please don''t do something stupid, Harvest King. Please!"


    ###


    Harvest King screamed and was presumably mostly dead 2 minutes after he went to the bathroom. They saw the shadow of a tongue wrap around his plump silhouette and then he disappeared. However, he was still alive ording to Snow Lilly''s Guild Screen.


    "How did you guys enter the dungeon by the way?" Harvard scratched his head and watched time slowly tick by. He couldn''t help Harvest King till 11:59 AM anyway and it was 11:57:59 AM, so it was better to just wait until the screaming stopped. "I-I thought you couldn''t enter the same dungeon as someone else."


    "Ah, there are two types of dungeons!" Great Styles held up both his thumbs and then turned them downward like he meant Harvard failed or something. "The first one is an instance dungeon, and the second one is a hidden dungeon. Hidden dungeon''s don''t have instances and can only be solved once! Because of that, until 50 people enter, the dungeon stays open! How do you not know this Hamlord? Ha, I will be the one to get the final treasure in this dungeon! Not you, me!"


    "I-I skipped the tutorial quests," Harvard gulped from the screaming getting louder.. "Was there anything important during the tutorial quests?"


    "Nothing that will stop Harvest King from screaming," May Tape got up and pulled down her white dress right up to her knees. She spun her brown hair and then pointed at the path. She looked ravishing today and it got sort of sparkly when she walked into the light. "Now, shall we leave HarvestKing behind and go fight the other boss? What? Why are you staring at my butt Harvard?"


    "It looks rounder today, and for a second I didn''t hear the screaming," Harvard smiled. "Now, let''s go fight the other boss! Harvest King made his own decisions, he can live with them!"

 Chapter 61: More Difficult Secret Passage

    Chapter 61: More Difficult Secret Passage


    Harvard should have walked in the opposite direction of the screaming, but for some reason Great Styles had given Harvest King a rare weapon so they had to go get him.


    He apparently didn''t have enough room in his inventory for a weapon they found when ughtering their way to Harvard. It pained Great Styles greatly that he was risking his life for the idiot who clearly tried to open the golden chest in the secret passage! There was saliva right next to it! He was clearly only grabbed because he tried to take a treasure.


    [Ultimate Tracking activated]


    [Saliva of the Great Insane Leaf Forest King Toad found]


    [He has fathered many toads that have gone on to be bosses in dungeons.]


    [It is said his saliva is very valuable for making treasures.]


    ''Shit, he really picked the wrong path today!'' Harvard looked over at Great Styles and shook his head. Both of them knew that at 12 AM, they''d have to risk their lives for a treasure crazy, woman crazy idiot that always went down paths that always screamed do not enter! He even once went into Harvards bedroom right after May Tape and him finished wrestling for the night because he wanted Lograms! "I-I just hope the boss isn''t too hard. You ready Great Styles?"


    "Ready as a women is when she''s about to give childbirth. Not ready at all, but the sooner it''s done with, the sooner I can stop hearing screaming and shouting! Make sense?"


    "We''ll be fine," May Tape grabbed Howards hand when it turned 11:59:59:25 AM. "The highest level a boss can be is level 60 in this dungeon. It can''t be that tough!"


    ###


    Arge level 60 Boss could be one of two types. A boss that had gotten its third ss and could ughter anyone weaker than it easily, or one with just two sses that would take longer to ughter innocents.


    Harvest King had ended up in the former category, or the first type of boss room with a ss 3 boss. In fact, it was probably the hardest poss someone level 60 could face. It had Harvest Kingpletely covered with its saliva and sttered against the wall. He screamed every few seconds, but then he mmed him with his tongue.


    "I-I''m sorry, but you better let me go, or my friends will arrive!" Harvest King got pped again in the face by the tongue and started to tremble in fear and angst, but it was 12 PM now! They should arrive any minute right?


    One minuteter, the Great Insane Leaf Forest King responded.


    A few shadows seemed to be approaching in the hall, but they just stopped all of a sudden! Harvard only had until 12:04 PM to save him! What the hell was he doing?


    "Sucks waiting for friends to arrive that show up toote, doesnt it? However, you''re not the only one with someoneing. I sent for my sons. They will arrive any minute!" the Great Insane Leaf Forest King was roughly 10 meters tall with extremely alluring women like silhouette blotches on his yellow skin. "Hmph, you think bosses can''t form parties? I stayed alive for a long time against countless strong warriors for a reason! It''s because I have lots of children! That''s the secret of staying alive! Make lots of children!"


    "I-I want lots of children! Please I really just was opening that chest to see if there was something to wipe off with!"


    "Go to hell!" Great insane Leaf Forest King pped Harvest King again. "You suck at lying! Even my ex-wife lied better than you! Now how many more ps to get to the bottom of your vitality? Hahahaha!"


    ###


    Harvard sighed and shook his head.


    The secret passage led in two directions! One led to the Great Insane Leaf Forest King''s Boss room and the other led to his son''s! He took the right path, but the Insane Leaf Toad Brothers saw them in the tunnel!


    It was one thing to fight a boss in their boss room which were normallyrge! However, in a small corridor, his agility hardly mattered!


    [13 days left until the Monsoon Kraken turns Central Continent into his underwater paradise.]


    [Infamy + 20]


    ''I''m so sorry Harvest King! We might run out of time!" Harvard activated Magnificent sh and tossed his Ultimate Magnificent Throwing Dagger while Great Styles transformed and smashed his hand into therge toad in front of them.


    The tunnel was roughly 13 meters high and the toad was 9 meters tall. It was also 5 meters wide and the tunnel was 6 meters wide! It was super annoying to fight! Harvard jumped from wall to wall and shed at its yellow skin while its brothers watched from behind it! They couldn''t attack Harvard and he also couldn''t attack them! It was just one toad trying to move in a tunnel with an insane amount of vitality! There was no way he''d be dead by 12:04 PM! This sucked more than the ex-wife of Great Insane Leaf Forest King, and she was known to like fish a lot!


    "Damn it! Go ahead!" Great Stylesrge hands grabbed the Great Insane Leaf Forest Son''s hands and slid against the floor. It was yellow and also had sexy blotches on its skin, but these were of masculine women. "This boss is meant for me! I''ll take him out! You and May Tape run ahead! Me and Snow Lilly will take care of this!"


    "He''s right!" Snow Lilly smiled. "You are the only one that can save Harvest King! Go for it Hammy!"


    "Okay," Harvard nodded his head and put May Tape in his arms before he bolted at his maximum speed down the tunnel. "I''ll be back with Harvest King, or I''ll pick up the weapon he dropped, promise!"

 Chapter 62: Water Army Versus Larger Water Army

    Chapter 62: Water Army Versus Larger Water Army


    Meanwhile, At the Grey Fist Tavern,


    A beautiful bartender yawned and came out for her shift.


    When she walked in, no one noticed her except her brother who happened to be sitting on a very special chair with a drink in his hand. That brother of hers sighed and looked down at the expensive stack of wood Harvard had brought him and bit his finger. He was worried that it wouldn''t be enough wood to build weapons tobat the iing Monsoon Army!


    "10 days before the Monsoon Krakenes, there is a hidden quest that talks about his water armying out of the ocean and killing us all to clear the way for his arrival." The beautiful bartender looked down to make sure her cleavage hadn''t popped out too much again, and then sat down next to her brother. She had a short white t-shirt on with blue jeans and looked like a normal girl with arge chest. Everything was normal about her except her tidied hair and the dozens of hidden weapons under her shirt between her cleavage. "I suppose you''re worried that our hidden water army won''t be there to meet hisrger hidden water army?"


    "It''s not that! I''m mad at you sister! You are called the Insane Underwater King Bandit, but whoever came up with that name clearly never saw you! You''re so fast, that man didn''t realize you have such arge, annoying chest and now everyone thinks I''m you!"


    "Agility is what our father desired for me when we were growing up, so I can''t me the man that was watching our legendary battle against the Kraken not discerning the body part that I used to smack him in the face to finish him off! Till this day, the legend of the Insane Underwater King Bandit talks about the soft fist that pped the Monsoon Kraken in the face before he got sealed in that coffin! It was actually my breast! Hmph, I''m proud of these girls! They are where I keep my hidden weapons, and I just so happened to be in an awkward position during that battle! It was either p him with the breast, or well die! I chose the former and lived!!"


    "Ugh, excuse me," A small girl wiped a tear from her eye and interrupted their conversation. She would look familiar to Harvard because she was the reason he was down here. She had a pink bow on her head, and looked innocent but also sort of guilty if you know what I mean. "Miss, I got those people go to into the dungeon like you asked, but they haven''te out yet. Are you not going to pay me if they don''t finish in the dungeon?"


    That''s right. Harvard had fallen for the cute girl with a cat trap so go underground into the secret passage so you can get robbed, trap. She patted her cat that for some reason sounded like it barked every time she pet its tail. "I-I think they found the secret passage to the greatest toad you ever raised, and my intuition tells me they are in great danger."


    "They''ll be fine! Hopefully, Hamlord will be the one to finally get the secrets out of myrge, voluptuous chest about how to properly use an underwater dagger. Only he can stop the Monsoon Kraken. After all, when it''s finally time to give him the hidden quest to y the Monsoon Kraken, he will have a cute army of no longer green people tomand. I''m sure he''s doing just fine right now!!"


    ###


    "Uah! Die!" Great Styles arms swelled to four times their size while he grabbed the fists of the Great Insane Leaf Forest King''s Son and twisted with his maximum strength.


    It was a battle of brawns versus brawns!


    Great Styles body swelled to two times his size while a prompt kept appearing in front of him.


    [Agility has been traded for strength!]


    [-100 Agility]


    [+100 Strength]


    [Agility has been traded for strength]


    [-50 Agility]


    [+50 Strength]


    [+1 Strength]


    He was reaching into the deepest part of his soul to try and defeat the swelling toad. Both of them seemed to be getting stronger and everyone was sort of just staring.


    "He-he''s definitely stronger than Hamlord," Snow Lilly gulped. She''d never seen such a man with such big shoulder muscles before, and found it strangely calming. "However, speed will always lose to strength unless you''re in a tunnel or an extreme weakling." She stepped to the side and dodged a piece of debris. The tunnel seemed to be falling apart, and any second a small toad might fall through the cracks of leaking water above her. "Ugh, I really hope we can get out of here in 5 minutes. Something tells me we''ll all die from the water pressure when this ce breaks. Hurry Harvard! You can do it!"


    "This is about me right now!" Great Styles thrusted back his right arm and then shook it off. "Peak Strength Ultragrade Madness Attack Unleash!"


    "Ah! No you don''t!" Therge toad replied, and also thrust back it''s hand. "Great p!"


    The two attacks, Ultragrade Madness Attack and Great p nearing each other from the two powerful forms. One human fist from Great Styles and one toady fist from therge toad.


    In less than a second, the fists collided and the tunnel shattered more. What were these two idiots doing! They were going to destroy the ce and then everyone was going to die!


    Boom!


    Great Styles shot through the wall while the toad shot through the wall in the other direction. Harvard, at this moment, turned around and jumped in the air only to see arge toading towards him.


    He thought he and the Great Insane Leaf Forest King had been evenly matched, but then Great Styles had to go and mess up! How the hell was he supposed to fight the Great Insane Leaf Forest King and his son! It was simply madness!


    Boom!


    Harvard activated ultimate poison dagger while two towering giant bosses got up and stood side by side. As this was happening, the four other sons of the Great Insane Leaf Forest King rushed into the room. It literally couldn''t get any worse, except it did! The ex-wife of the Great Insane Leaf Forest King walked into the room. She had a glowing golden sword and glowing silver skin with a dress on that covered her toady figure.


    ''I-I have one minute left, and just one-two Six bosses No seven bosses to face! I can definitely do it!"

 Chapter 63: Something Fishy is Going On!

    Chapter 63: Something Fishy is Going On!


    Great Styles coughed out blood and then deted like a balloon before he returned to his normal somewhat muscr figure with just his his blue shorts and white shirt remaining.


    Unfortunately, his legendary great strength armor had fallen off his body and he lost an entire level for forcefully increasing his strength in exchange for agility! It was a gamble, and he lost! He felt what it must be like to be that one piece of candy that never gets chosen by a child, and eventually gets thrown out to save space! He-he couldn''t believe it.


    [Hamlord is in danger]


    [His vitality is dropping rapidly]


    "Ah! Damn it! I can''t do it! I can''t beat thatrge toad! He''s level 60 and I''m level 47! He''s just too high a level! I also can only use my ultimate form till 12:03, and Harvard can use it to 12:04! There is nothing I can do to help!"


    "Hey, Great Styles. Youing! You''re not going to believe what''s happening," Snow Lilly giggled and rushed over to him. "Hamlord is getting help! He''s getting help from an entire family of toads!"


    ###


    Harvard had never seen such a powerful beauty fighting against her ex-husband with such disregard for her own life or her children.


    Long story short, his ex-wife had left him because he refused to train girls in the family ot be bosses, so she raised an army of female bosses to verse him in battle. They were neck and neck, but Harvard was between their necks running against the wall!


    He had this in the bag! All he had to do isnd one perfect Magnificent sh and he would win this! His daylight daggers shimmered while he jumped off the wall and through ten tongues that were currentlybating each other!


    Quuah!


    That was the sound of a tongue just barely missing Harvard''s face while he screamed! He had like 10 seconds left so he had to put all his strength into thisst attack!


    He smiled and looked at the husband and wife frog while another tongue almost touched the side of his face. Luckily, he moved in time and shed out with all his might! This was it! It was all or nothing! He won, or something else terrible would happen to him and he''d drown in the overflowing tunnel!


    ''It reminds me of the rain outside! It''s like someone keeps reminding me that no matter what I do things will always get worse! However, right now, it''s my time to shine!''


    Swoosh!


    Harvard let off three magnificent shes in a row and thennded on the top of the ex-wife frogs head. She smiled at him and ribbited while his attacks mmed into the side of the Great Insane Leaf Forest King''s head.


    Boom!


    The Insane Leaf Forest King lost his bnce and then the GReat Leaf Forest Wife (his ex-wife) mmed him down into the floor and reached into his pocket! She took out a key and then used it to smack him in the face.


    "Hmph, it''s my house now, asshole!"


    Bang!


    She smacked him again and again and again while Harvard stood on top of her head. He had 1 second left of Magnificent Daylight Ruler, so he tried to see if he needed to let out one more attack.


    However, after twenty seconds, the ex-husband was unconscious but still arge yellow toady hand was smacking the living daylights out of him! Thank god, because Harvard was pretty sure he was going to die soon! The water level was rising mighty fast! This was it! His time to shine!


    "Hmph, I can''t kill him," Great Leaf Forest King had one vitality left and had his greenish tongue drooping to the side of his mouth. Even the beautiful blotches of females on his body looked somewhat sad! He just got wrecked by his own wife. "Harvard, you know what. Here, take this key and steal all his stuff! This Toad wanted to curse the entire world, but he forgot to take care of his wife at the same time! I find it fitting that the same Ghost Adventurers he wanted to turn green like toads are going to be the ones that rob him blind! Haha! Come on girls! Leave your brothers unconscious and let''s go party! Who wants to watch momma shake it before she cooks us dinner!"


    "Me!" Then the toads all left and Harvard looked down at the key.


    ''What the hell just happened? And should I kill the Great Leaf Forest King or just leave him alone? Oh wait! Where did my dagger go?"


    [You have killed the Great Leaf Forest King and his four sons!]


    [Only one brother remains alive, and he has left and sworn to kill you in the future!]


    ''Wait, but what happened! All I did is drop my dagger!''


    Harvard looked down and saw arge nest of treasure had appeared with a dagger inside of it! He thought back and realized that when the frog left he identally felt something fall from hand and that was probably the dagger. Then it probably bounced off the toad''s head after piercing it, and then it went through four heads, bounced off the wall, and now he could retrieve all the loot and he wasn''tining!


    ''Wait, where''s my experience? Shouldn''t I be getting experience?''


    Harvard opened his notifications to see what happened. Something fishy was definitely going on!

 Chapter 64: Meeting the Insane Underwater Bandit King

    Chapter 64: Meeting the Insane Underwater Bandit King


    Great Styles had a smile on his face while Harvard wanted to p himself to death.


    Once again, none of the treasure belonged to his ss! He killed 5 bosses and he got like one item! He wasn''t even sure what it was. It was an epic item, but it didn''t have any information listed, and he still didn''t get his experience yet!


    [Experience took a while to be calcted.]


    [4 people entered into the dungeon, but no party was formed.]


    [Harvard has received 30 percent of the experience, 1,000,000,000 experience, Great Styles has received 22 percent of the experience, 853,222,111.2, Snow Lilly has received 23 percent of the experience, 753,222,111, May Tape has received 23 percent of the experience, 754,111,333, and Harvest King has received .3 percent of the experience. 1000.8]


    [You have acquired key to the Great Forest King''s Hidden Underwater Lotus House]


    [Dungeon is still flooding! Leave in 2 minutes or you''re all dead!]


    "I''ll lead the way!" Harvest King wiped some saliva from his eye. "What? Where are you all going! I''m really good at directions!"


    ###


    An hourter, Harvard exited the dungeon with the green leaf toad serum in his inventory, and May Tape on his back.


    Harvest King had watering out of his mouth and ears, but he was alright. Great Styles was carrying him under his arm with a defeated look on his face while Snow Lilly jumped for joy while she looked at the leaderboard.


    "Woo hoo! That was awesome! We should all form a guild!"


    "No!"


    "Hell No!" Great Styles and Harvard replied at the same time. "Not with him!" They said again! They started bickering while both of them pointed at Harvest King! He started fighting with the two of them as well! It was turning into mayhem! So much mayhem that Harvard didn''t notice something touched against his back.


    [You have received 99,555 Lograms]


    [The Insane Underwater Bandit King has taken the Great Forest King''s Key and the Green Leaf Toad Syrum]


    [Missionplete.]


    ''Wait, what! He can''t just rob me! How fast is he, damn it!''


    Harvard felt for his armor, and it seemed to be gone too! She specifically took his pants and even changed him into another pair of pants! Who was this woman! How was she so fast.


    [New Armor equipped has information on it.]


    [Examine?]


    "Harvard, I felt a breeze." May Tape shivered. "I-I''m scawered (scared)! Pwease! Pwease save me! Something put something around my neck!"


    "Don''t worry," Harvard sighed and saw another notification appear while he checked the item. "At least you still have your pants. I got a new set of level 47 pants on, and my old ones stolen. However, these are just legendary while the other were epic! Something strange is going on here!"


    [You have leveled up to level 48!]


    [You''ve earned 44(+20) attribute points]


    [You''ve received 12 skill points, and 2 for Last Lords Skill Tree]


    [Your name will forever be carved into the Insane Leaf Dungeon as the people who made it so others cannot enter it! You will be either hated or loved, but you ruined it for everyone else! Be happy about it Ghost Adventurers! Your name shall remain in history!]


    ''Ugh, I don''t even care about that. However, wait, I thought I needed that serum to not turn green! She better be doing something important with my pants! I''m not turning into a green man without fighting back!''


    [New Quest received]


    [Come lead the small woman army against the huge Monsoon Kraken Water Army.]


    [Quest cannot be rejected or else you will turn into a green man that can''t have kids.]


    [Reward: Loot from the great Monsoon Kraken battle!.]


    [Failure: Everyone you love dies or bes the personal ves of the Monsoon Kraken except for May Tape because the Dragontail Kraken secretly adores her. This Quest has been automatically epted!]


    [Quest Update: Head to Central City''s Main Blossom Sea Beach in order to find the Insane Underwater Bandit King, but whatever you do, you cannot offend the Insane Underwater Bandit King, or your death will be imminent!!]


    "Guys, looks like I have just enough time topete in the Dungeon Competition. Shall we go and show that final boss who''s his daddy?"


    "Guys, where is everyone?" Harvard looked down and found himself standing on a shore overlooking a beach. "Damn it! I didn''t want to go to Blossom Sea Beach Yet! How the hell did I get here, and why are my pants changed again! This is madness!"


    "No, this is the ce where the final battle against the Monsoon Kraken will happen. On the beach where you foolishly killed all the genie snakes you jerk!" A beautiful woman tossed Harvard''s pants down into the ocean and covered her ample bouncing chest. "Now, turn around! The Insane Underwater Bandit King wants to meet with you!"

 Chapter 65: White Jade

    Chapter 65: White Jade


    "He really ditched me?" May Tape looked down at her two breasts. She was kind of upset her secret weapons seemed to be losing their main effect after dozens of times wrestling in thest week. Perhaps she had to train her arms to be stronger, but that was besides the point! How dare he abandon his new unnamed guild! She sighed and watched another team leave the Tricky''s Final Serious Commanding Boss Dungeon with a few gravestones appearing. No guild stood a chance against that boss, and the only person with a good piercing skill, Hamlord, waspletely and utterly useless for anything besides conceiving children!


    "Don''t worry, Harvard is probably trying to stop the Monsoon Kraken," Tabitha smiled, and adjusted her donkey costume. The donkey was the official mascot of the unnamed guild, and Donkey was very proud to be ridden by a girl pretending to be a donkey. "I''m sure he''ll be back in a few hours, maximum. The dungeonpetition will end in 5 hours, right? I''m sure we''ll have enough time by the time he arrives."


    [Your friend, Hamlord, has left Central Continent]


    [He has vanished under the sea never to be seen again. Just kidding, maybe.]


    ''Ah! Harvard! You better return!" May Tape nearly bursted out with happiness. Wasn''t she also a Midnight Ruler? She might night have Ultimate Poison de, but she did have the regr version. "Ha, I just realized something! I also have Gap Pierce! Guys, I can kill the boss I promise!"


    "Guys?" May Tape looked out in shock while a team in all white armor walked out of Tricky''s Final Serious Commanding Boss Dungeon with their skin glowing like they''d just achieved a perfect victory. "Guys, what are you doing? Who are those men in white?"


    "Those are women," Great Styles shook his head in anger. "They are just very petite. However, they are also the strongest guild in all of Central Territory. Because of them, I had to get 2 million rocks instead of doing the simpler 1 million rock heirloom quest! There entire guild is just so-so but the leader of the guild is a monster named Tilly! She-she''s the reason my wife got taken by the Monsoon Kraken in the first ceQ"


    "Oh, is she evil?" May replied?"


    ''No, she just has a crush on me," Great Styles smuggly replied. "However, there is no way even Tilly''s guild of the White Silk Throne can beat Tricky''s Final Serious Commanding Boss. Even with those great thighs, and round features hidden under her armor everywhere besides her chest, she is still no match for him! That gorgeous blonde hair, those luscious shoulders! Just watch! She''ll be out here in 10 seconds, begging for me to help her!"


    ###


    [White Silk Throne Guild has gotten first clear in Tricky''s Final Serious Commanding Boss Dungeon also simply known as Tricky''s Serious Final Dungeon.]


    [Time to beat: 45 minutes and 12 seconds]


    [Three hours to beat their record before the dungeonpetition ends! Teams with still surviving members, Snow Lilly''s the Second Guild, that is it. Sorry to all who lost family members.]


    ''Ugh, I should''ve seen thating,'' May Tape smiled at Tilly as she walked over and smacked Great Styles in the face. ''Clearly, I should''ve stepped to the right to dodge Great Style''s blood, and not the left.


    "Hmph, that''s for abandoning the White Silk Throne. You could have been a king of all these women." Tilly crossed her arms and shook her head. "However, look at you now. Standing with a bunch of so-so nobodies who can''t even kill such a weak boss."


    "Hmph, you''re calling us weak? We''re just missing the special ingredient that makes our unnamed guild great! We''re missing Hamlord! When he gets here, he''ll crush your record!"


    "You mean the infamous Hamlord?" Tillyughed and nodded her head. "I watched him fighting the Monsoon Kraken the first time while I assisted a friend by tossing him rocks. Hmph, he''s a weakling even in his strongest form! And look at you! You have what, 6 members, and a donkey? How are you going to win? Beg the monster to die?"


    "I think I think it''s time for a bet," Snow Lilly pulled up her sleeve. "If Hamlordes here, and we beat the boss in 20 minutes, me and May Tape get to p you silly. However, if we beat it under 45 minutes, we just get to p you once! What do you say?"


    Tilly shook her head, and her blonde hair sort of dazzled while a few men fell down the stairs behind her. From behind, she had a body of perfection. Arge fish fell from the sky and hit one of those men in the face. Tillyughed and turned behind at all the falling men. They somewhat paused when they saw her chest, but then focused back on the lumps near her shoulderdes! What a woman!


    "Hmph, I ept," She sighed and looked at another fish fall from the sky. This fish was a bigger fish and hit a child straight on the head before arger fish hit the girls mother on her head. "However, whats happening? We''re not even close to the ocean."


    [World Message: 4 hours until the Monsoon Kraken''s Army arrives!]


    [World''s Second Message: This warning has been provided to you only because of Hamlord! He''s currently in a very perilous situation! Only the Insane Underwater Bandit King knows if he will live or die! Now prepare for battle!]


    [New World Quest: Protect the 103.5 Main Cities of Central Continent from destruction. The .5 is because one city has already been half destroyed by a giant fish! Beware of the army and I''ll say it again! Prepare for battle!]


    [Reward: Survival, key to Monsoon Ocean''s Pce, and one White Jade (worth more than 1,000,000,000 Lograms)]

 Chapter 66: Ultimate Lindas Hidden Weapons are Huge.

    Chapter 66: Ultimate Linda''s Hidden Weapons are Huge.


    One hour before Harvard did the stupidest thing in his semi-second life yet, he was still just getting to know the Insane Underwater Bandit King.


    He had to do some basic quests in order to meet him, but nothing about these quests were basic at all after an hour passed! In fact, at first he was certain this was just to get him to do basic menial work while the Insane Underwater Bandit King hung out with hot girls!


    [Quest Received: Acquire Green Leaf Slime Form''s Secondary ingredients!]


    [The Green Leaf Slime Form will cure you from ever turning into a green man and suffering for all eternity without the ability to conceive children! It is also the key to creating your water army! Rawr! However, the secondary ingredients are almost as hard to find as the primary ingredient you found when you defeated the Great Insane Frog King Family! Find them or else your future family will be killed before they are born!!]


    [Dun! Dun! Dun!]


    [Acquire 6 Ocean Shells (Rare) - drop from Ghost Slime m Beasts,, one legendary lost pirates'' pearl, ,and destroy the legendary underwater pirate emperor''s second mate for offending the Insane Underwater Bandit King!]


    [Difficulty: D-]


    ''I-I hate this, and how is this a D- Quest! Clearly, this should be at least a D+ Quest! !'' Harvard found a shipwreck yard in the forest behind the beach at an abandoned amusement park that had just gone out of business 10 years ago because the Legendary Underwater Pirate Emperor chose a bad location! Only two people went to the amusement park, but now Harvard walked inside and there were angry Ghost Slime ms everywhere in an extremely small space!


    Thousands of Ghost Slime ms swarmed Harvard and rushed out of the falling apart debris of the cheaply made pirate ships! They weren''t that hard to kill, in fact even a child could kill them! But this made Harvard all the more worried. There must be some trick to winning against them besides more speed!


    ''Die!'' Harvard reactivated the speed curse by removing Golden Seal and traded agility for vitality. ''Die! Die! Die!''


    [+10 Agility]


    [-10 Vitality]


    Harvard stood in the center of thousands of Ghost Slime ms and kept shing hundreds of them a minute! He could barely believe his speed, but it couldn''t be that easy right?! He would look like a death god to any child waiting to enter ghost m valley, but no one was at the amusement park, so all that mattered was victory against the m army! He was making tremendous progress, but would it be enough?!


    [You''ve killed 557 Ghost Slime ms!]


    [You''ve gotten 5.5725 experience!]


    [You''ve found 2 out of 6 rare ocean shells! - Take these to the Insane Underwater Bandit King''s second mate in order to get a chance at acquiring a shot at thest legendary pearl!]


    [Just 100 Lograms to fight against the iing horde of Ghost Slime ms! Just 10 seconds until their revival isplete and the Legendary Underwater Pirate King sends out his minions once again!]


    [You have barely met the height requirements! Take a chance one more time?]


    [100 Lograms for the honor of being the champion of the sea!]


    ''I-I only have 500 more Lograms because I just got robbed, but it''s worth it. Come on ocean shells! I just need 4 more to drop. Please! Please don''t let my luck be bad again! Please!!''


    ###


    Harvard wanted to punch himself in the face! He spent 15 minutes trying to find a hundred lograms before he finally found his 6th rare ocean m shell.


    After that, it was smooth sailing across the pond in the center of Lost Pirate World Amusement Park to the legendary pirate cove! It was said that when he got there, he could see the legendary lost pirate pearl!


    ''Hmph, it took us long enough,'' Harvard got out of a boat that cost 50 Lograms to move, and literally only went 10 feet to the other side of a small pond. ''Now, let''s see who this mighty second mate of the Underwater Pirate Emperor is! I bet he can''t be too tough. Hmph, however, I only have 10 Lograms. Please don''t be too expensive! Please!"


    "The ride is free," A beautiful woman with a bandana on and an orange shirt greeted Harvard. and then hugged him for some reason with her ample chest constricting him like lethal weapons!. "We''re supposed to be closed, but my dear captain never gave up on his dreams of this ce being a hit. How does it feel to have a hot woman against your back? If you leave, I promise you''ll never feel anything so soft again!"


    "I-I''m looking for the second mate," Harvard turned around and looked into the women''s beautiful brown eyes. "Do you know where she is?"


    "Sure, I''m her. What? You think pirates can''t be women?" She replied, and picked Harvard off the ground and turned him in the air. "I''m a strong woman! You have a problem! Say it closer to my face!"


    "You''re pretty!" Harvard felt his nose touch the youngdies and then her lips and then their tongues touched. "Wait, what are you doing? Why are you kissing me?"


    "Hmmm, you don''t have poison in your body." Thedy dropped Harvard on the floor and smiled. Howard looked up and saw she had on a pair of blue jeans that looked like two suns walking into the distance, but what he really noticed was that she had his shirt! "Now,e into myir! My name is Ultimate Linda! Remember it or die!"

 Chapter 67: Queen of the Seas Class

    Chapter 67: Queen of the Seas ss


    [Ultimate Linda] (Member of the Bud Wack Pirates)


    [Level 180]


    [ss 4: Queen of the Seas]


    [Reputation: Child rearing expert]


    [System information: She''s wearing the lost legendary pearl around her neck! You might die if you remove it and she finds out!]


    ''I-I don''t know what her reputation means, nor why she took my shirt for no reason. Does she have a lot of children, or does she just raise them and does she also take shirts of men before forcing them to conceive with her? Also, I thought this was an easy quest! There is no way I''m getting the pearl from her! It''s nestled in a very safe ce!''


    "Why are you looking at my pants?'' Ultimate Linda smiled and gently yed with her shirt strap. She bit her lip and for some reason it scared Harvard! He wasn''t looking at her pants, she was looking at his pants! "You-you think I''m easy or something? You think if you look at my pants they''ll just disappear?"


    "No! I-I just was wondering why you have a ne that goes all the way down to your belly button! Shouldn''t it stop, you know, above your beautiful, hard not to stare at upper body?"


    "Oh, this ne? You can have it if you take a quest," Ultimate Linda smiled and took a small little coffer out of the drawer at the table they were sitting at and put it down on the desk. "Here, I''ve been keeping this Quest hidden for the right man. You look like you have the right size pants for the job?"


    "What? What do my pants have to do withpleting a quest?" Harvard sighed and pointed at the ne. "Fine, give me the ne and I''ll ept the quest! However, it says I''m supposed to defeat you! How do I do that?"


    "Upstairs, there is a game I like to y," Ultimate Linda sighed and jiggled before pointing at the coffer. "Now, open up the chest so I can stop wearing this damn ursed ne! It''s time to fight the battle upstairs so you can win the war!"


    ###


    Ten minutester,


    Harvard wiped the sweat off his head and got out of Ultimate Linda''s bed. It was a tough battle, but luckily, he came out on top!


    [You''ve discovered Ultimate Linda''sst pirate ship!]


    [You are the victor!]


    "Damn it! You win again!" Linda bit her lip and ate the candy pirate ship. She had made an edible game called pirate''s cove where each person got 10 ships and 20 opportunities to guess which of the 50 coves the ships had been put under! For some reason, Harvard beat her 5 times in a row! She wanted to tear off her shirt, but that would only make Harvard happier! Damn it! It was like he had some skill to see through objects and not clothes!


    [Stealth Eye has leveled up to level 3!]


    [You can now see through thicker treasure chests!]


    ''Ugh, she has good instincts,'' Harvard wiped the sweat off his forehead. "Now, I beat you at your game. I suppose you''ll keep your promise and apologize to the Insane Underwater Bandit King."


    "Sure, but first I''m going to make you pay for beating me at my own game! Let''s wrestle, jerk!"


    ###


    15 minutester, 30 minutes before Harvard went on the hardest, most-diffucult journey of his life, he had finally seeded! He finallypleted the hidden quest!


    "Hmph, it wasn''t that great," Ultimate Linda wiped the sweat off her head. "Hmph, you may wrestle well, but don''t think I like you. I-I''m a pirate! I''m a free women, and I fight with and wrestle with whomever I want! Don''t think any man can tie me down!"


    [Quest Update: Tie Linda Down]


    [She hasn''t had a child in 100 years, and thinks tying her up and wrestling with her might be the key! She looks 18, doesn''t she?]


    ''I-I''m not epting that quest! That''s ridiculous!'' Harvard tried to ept it, but Ultimate Linda refused to give it to him! What? Was there wrestling not good enough for a round 2?


    "I-I''m scared. I-I''m scared of the Insane Underwater Bandit King," Ultimate Linda put on a ck cape with two eye patches over her mouth, and a pair of ck sses. "Can you recognize me with all this strange gear on?"


    "You''ll be fine," Harvard sighed and finally saw the window he''d been waiting for. "Ha, but it''s finally time for me to meet the Insane Underwater Pirate King!" He ran with Linda to the beach and saw a familiar man with a bandana and an eye patch gently massaging two women''s backs. "Now, whatever man is the Insane Underwater Pirate King please show yourself! This student of yours did everything you asked times 1000! I repeat! Show yourself!"


    [New Quest received: Dig a pathway to the tunnel of the Insane Underwater Pirate King]


    [Quest item received: You will find one small kids shovel in your inventory. In the next ten minutes, you must find the pathway to her forsakenir!]


    ###


    15 minutester, and 10 minutes before Harvard risked his life doing something extremely stupid, Harvard found a woman up above himughing.


    "What? What is it?" Harvard looked up and saw a woman''s gigantic cleavage, and blocked the zing sun with the small blue digging shovel so he could see her face! Damn it! He was certain he was about to find thatir, but now he was being interrupted! Who was this sphamous, quest interrupting woman!


    "I''m the Insane Underwater Bandit King. Hmph, what? You think just because King Yama is a woman I can''t be a woman as well? Hah?! Well, get up here and say that to my face!" The beautiful brtedyughed and shook her head. "Come on, I have a real quest for you Harvard, enough digging."


    ''Another fake quest. That also means she''s probably a fake,'' Harvard jumped out of the 20 meter deep hole and felt something prate his arm. "Ow! What did you just do?!"


    [Green Reversal Sirum has been applied!]


    [You will no longer turn into a monster that can''t conceive! May Tape and Shea are eagerly awaiting your return for your nightly journey towards parenthood!]


    [+30 Dexterity]


    [+20 Agility!]


    Harvard sighed and took a needle out of his arm and looked over at the supposed Insane Underwater Bandit King. She was wearing a two piece blue swimsuit, had an extremelyrge bosom, extremely pristine white skin and brown doe eyes. Hmph, he then looked down and noticed his shirt had again been changed! The Insane Underwater King was probably testing him right now at this very moment by stealing his shirt and making him meet this fake woman! He had to be careful or he might very well be killed because of his negligence!


    "Sit down, I know I have a nice butt, but please stop staring." Man, the Insane Underwater Bandit King''s real name,id back on a beach nket and patted for Harvard to sit down next to her. "Come on. I have an important quest for you, and we don''t have much time. Soon, the sea level might rise so high I can''t even sun bathe in the rain."


    ''What am I doing? Why don''t I just scan her?'' Harvard sat down next to the Insane Underwater Bandit King and then got distracted from his scan because a small boy and his father yed frisbee on the beach. The frisbee had a picture of Harvard with his head underneath a guillotine, so that was kind of interesting for Harvard to see. However, it seemed too quiet. Like any moment, something terrible might happen.


    "You look so worried, rx," Man pointed into the ocean. A few ships that had gotten destroyed by the Dragontail Kraken a few weeks ago wereying on the reef in bits and pieces, but besides that it was pretty. "I think you earned it. A shot at being the next Insane Land and Water Bandit. What do you say?"


    [New Quest received: Be the apprentice of the Insane Underwater Bandit King]


    [The Insane Underwater Bandit King is also known as the Insane Land Bandit King! Whether on drynd or at sea, she is capable of unleashing her maximum amount of damage! Though she is only strongest at 6 PM and 6 AM during Dusk and Dawn, she is still nheless unaffected by fighting in the water! Do you dare try and take up this mantle and be the next Bandit King?]


    [Investigate and find the location of the Monsoon Kraken''s Hidden Water Army in order to begin your journey to bing the second most hated person in the world!]


    [System information: This is most likely just 1 quest out of fifty. Be careful before you ept it immediately!]


    ''I guess I should think about it,'' Harvard pinched himself. "Well, I thought about it! I ept the Quest! Now tell me where the real Insane Underwater Bandit King is! This is a fake quest, right? There is no way a woman with such arge chest would give out such an easy quest! Most women like you are really hard to get into bed let alone get quests from! Now tell me, where is the real Insane Underwater King Banidt?"


    "I am," Man gently rubbed Harvard''s face and then smacked him real hard. He spun three times, and then identallynded in her bosom. "Hmph, you can consider yourself lucky that I let you fall into my chest because I wanted you to see where I hide my weapons! However, get going! The world needs you to save it!"


    "So interesting. How many weapons do you have in there?" Harvard blushed and turned to face the ocean. "Well, anyways! I took a dagger if you don''t mind!"


    "You bastard!" Harvard disappeared into the ocean before Manin smiled. "You shall make a good student. However, be careful. His Water Army is veryrge. You''ll need more than just two daggers to stop it."

 Chapter 68: Royal Blue Naval Sword

    Chapter 68: Royal Blue Naval Sword


    Harvard decided to go check out the shipwreck for treasure because frankly the Quest seemed impossible! How was he supposed to find a hidden water army without any clues?


    ''I guess I should be d there is no time limit,'' Harvard walked passed a few Ghost Adventurers that seemed to be looking for treasure underwater. Since Ghost Adventurer''s didn''t have to worry about gasping for air, or drowning, many did quests from NPCs that roamed in outposts under the sea.


    A beautiful female was waiting right by the shipwreck when he arrived. There were roughly 20 ships that had been split apart, but he wasn''t surprised a Quest was made out of it!


    "Excuse me, do you happen to know anything about the Monsoon Kraken?" Harvard asked the NPC, but she appeared to be mute. She was wearing a white dress with ck stockings and a pretty button nose with the pretty blonde hair sort of floating over her head. She looked like a beautiful underwater angel except for therge sword on her back. "I''m assuming since you''re an NPC and you''re underwater, you might know something!"


    [New Quest Received]


    [Recover the Royal Blue Sword of the Navy!]


    [Reward: 100,000,000 experience]


    [Mission Difficulty: B-]


    ''What''s with the huge reward? Isn''t the treasure from the shipwreck?'' Harvard sighed and shook his head. "Ugh, I''m guessing I shouldn''t go over there. Maybe, maybe one of those Ghost Adventurer''s knows something.''


    Harvard looked over and saw three women digging for treasure in front of a mountain. They appeared to be trying to increase their underwater foraging skill and were digging up various types of algi, and seaweed in order toplete some asinine quest.


    However, he immediately figured they probably knew something valuable about the Quest. People who dedicated themselves to any alternative profession normally noticed small sporadic details.


    "Excuse me," Harvard smiled, "This is silly, but have you seen a water army?"


    "Ugh, of course not," The girlughed, and shook her head. "Why? Are we in danger you strong warrior. Mmm, you want to give us some Lograms, though, and we can help you find it?"


    "Maybe?" Harvard wondered immediately why it seemed the three girls justid eye on the most handsome specimen in the, which didn''t exactly make sense since they were underwater. Could they even really see him. "Ugh, but what''s with the stares?"


    "We-we love men that are willing to risk their lives to level up!"


    "Take all three of us! We''ll give you a service discount!" The two girls who were best friends with the blonde haired one in the center. They all seemed unbelievably impressed and thrilled that Harvard had approached them, bu what Harvard didn''t understand was that he was one of the perhaps 100,000,000 Ghost Adventurers that even bothered to level up through dangerous quests.


    The other 1,000,000,000 Ghost Adventurers chose to do Quests that required little to no fighting. The Ocean was a surprisingly popr ce right now and many yers had gravitated towards here because even if Central Continent got attacked, the ocean would be left alone. Then, once the Monsoon Kraken built his kingdom, they could just go there and get quests from the new dynasty!


    But Harvard really inspired them to try and show off their amazing bodies because he was already over level 40! An, and her two sisters had a good eye for men that might require their services, and were willing to do just about anything for over 100,000 Lograms each! Even going into Harvard''s bed and ying a game with him wasn''t off the table! Of course, that was only if Harvard didn''t die because of the Water Kraken.


    "Hmmm, I got an idea. Hey Everyone down here! I have 100,000,000 Lograms I just got forpleting a dungeon! I''ll pay each of you 5,000 Lograms for looking for the Water Army! However, you must tell your friends! The person who finds the water army will get 5,000,000 Lograms!"


    To many people, 1,000,000 Lograms would be enough to settle down and undoubtedly this immediately caused a major ruckus.


    "OMG! I don''t know what a water army is, but get the fudge out of my way!"


    "My mother died over a dor!" Another Ghost Adventurer screamed! "I''ll kill you all if you get in my way!"


    "Screw your mother! Daddy''s going to find that water army!" Another ghost adventurer that used to be the best friend of that ghost adventurer darted off. As for the three women, they had already long gone to Harvard''s side.


    ''I hope they don''t mind I lied about the Lograms, I''m broke, hahaha!''


    Harvard had high level legendary armor, so he figured they''d believe him. However, he didn''t expect 10,000 people would start searching. That already was 500,000,000 Lograms.


    ''I-I have a feeling this will go well.''


    [+100 Benevolence]


    [+200 Benevolence.]


    ''Heh, people are even getting happy at the idea of getting paid!'' Harvard smiled and decided to go take a tour of the shipwreck now that the entire ocean was buzzing about his new fake quest. If NPCs could give fake quests, he could also give fake quests, right? I mean, it was just word of mouth and everyone just took him seriously.


    He smiled and walked into the center of the shipwreck where a few sharkranger monsters were currently wandering about. Underwater it was kind of like onnd in that monsters spawned in certain areas. However, unlike onnd, these monsters tended to be much smarter and had fins where as humans only had arms. They obviously were faster than nearly ever Ghost Adventurer, so many had a certain pride in that they wouldn''t even bother to attack them.


    ''Annoying, that sharkranger is blocking the entrance to that ship. He looks strong.''


    [Sharkranger]


    [Level 45]


    [Reputation: When he opens his mouth, he can fire 10 arrows at a time]


    [System information: Whatever is in the ship is probably pretty spectacr.]


    ''I guess daddy has to kill you,'' Harvard activated Ultimate Stealth, Ultimate Poison de, an underwater song that was avable, and equipped his slime conqueror''s upgraded des. He forgot he never looked at them, but now wasn''t the time to bother with their stats. Most likely, it was only a minor improvement since hisst upgrade.


    ''Hmph, Ultimate Magnificent Throwing Dagger should be enough to take him out,'' Harvard skulked over to the Shark Ranger''s positon and got behind a rock. The Sharkranger had a really long snout and looked like a walking shark on two legs with a waterproof tunic. Frankly, when Harvard saw the tunic he instantly thought about those three girls, there was something oddly familiar about them.


    ''I swear I had a client in myst life that looked like one of them.''


    Harvard started reminiscing about about the one girl he dated because she felt bad about not being able to pay him for presiding over his case and saving her father from an evil crime lord. Of course, that girl clearly wasn''t her, but he remembered how much he liked her. It''s a shame her father and her got killed in a shoot out.


    ''IF she never died, I would''ve never gotten a new girlfirend, and probably wouldn''t be in this new expanded universe, doing cool things like this!''


    Harvard tossed his magnificent ultimate throwing dagger forward and expected it to hit the head of the Sharkranger.


    A secondter, however, the Sharkranger opened its mouth and swallowed the dagger like it was a strange fish. A secondter, the Sharkranger''s eyes turned purple and it fell over instantly. Harvard was confused. Did it not realize the dagger he threw was poisoned?


    [Sharkranger has been killed]


    [+100,000 experience]


    [Underwater Tunic has dropped (Level 45)!]


    ''Great,'' Harvard looked at the current time. ''I guess Sharkranger''s don''t do well with poison. So much pride and such a pitiful death,''


    Harvard put the tunic in his inventory and then walked inside the wrecked navy ship. It''srge hull had been fractured with tons of artillery floating about, but for the most part the only valuable thing he noticed that would be worth anything was the seaweed.


    ''Really a waste of timeing here. I was expecting a golden army,''


    Harvard walked up to the seaweed and moved it before he saw a small golden snake shivering underneath it. It had several scars on its face and looked like it had just gone through world war 3. At the same time, when it saw Harvard it instantly smiled. It felt like it''s savior had arrived.


    ''I''ll be nice to this one!'' Harvard smiled and took out his evolution cage, and tucked the golden genie inside. ''However, how did it get so hurt? It looks like it had been chased for days!''


    Harvard smiled and looked outside the ship only to see that the coast waspletely clear. What the hell had been attacking this golden genie snake? Didn''t they know it was probably one of thest alive!


    "Help! Help!" A voice appeared and broke Harvard from his reverie! We found a level 30 monster guarding this piece of seaweed! Mister High level man! Can you help us!"


    The blondedy from earlier beckoned for Harvard, and he smiled. He just found a golden genie snake, and everything was looking up! "Sure, I''ll help you! Take me to where this seaweed is! I''ll y that monster for you pronto! Besides, maybesomething good will happen!

 Chapter 69: Discovering A Hidden Treasure Inside a Sacred Place

    Chapter 69: Discovering A Hidden Treasure Inside a Sacred ce


    One minute before Harvard discovered the gigantic Water Army, he smiled at a cute level 30 monster.


    He hadn''t fought a ss 1 monster in a long time, and decided to try and fight it with his bare hands. He smiled and put down his evolution cage by arge mountain that seemed a little out of ce. However, he didn''t know if he could put the genie snake in his inventory without killing it, so he decided to hold it.


    "Hold on! One second!" Thirty seconds before Harvard got surrounded on all sides. He looked at therge monster up and down and nodded his head. It had arge shark fin on its head and two extremely humungous eyes withrge ws. It was called a sharkw, which made sense considering its features. "I-I want to see the maximum speed I can run under water! I''ll be right back girls!"


    ''You''re awesome!" The blonde haired woman named Penny said. "Go get it! Wooh hoo! I''m rooting for you"


    Swoosh!


    Harvard appeared in front of the shark w and instantly punched it with a right fist. He felt its shell instantly get decimated and break into pieces before a shark swum off in the other direction.


    [Sharkw has abandoned its shell]


    [He''s dropped a map]


    ''A map? A map to what?" Harvard reached down to pick it up. ''What''s this? Battle ns to invade Central Capital? What the hell?''


    Harvard had no idea but the sharkw he just punched happened to be a small, but trusted soldier in the Monsoon Kraken army. Turning around, he noticed his golden genie snake was starting to tremble and rushed to pick it up.


    One second before all hell broke lose, he picked up the genie snake and just decided to throw it in his inventory. He smiled, and looked up, only to see half of the mountain had broken off.


    "Kill him! He has both the map and the genie snake! Don''t let that man out of here alive!"


    "What? What the hell is happening?" Harvard watched ten mountains start to crumble all around him in the sea. Thousands of different types of aquatic monsters rushed towards him. A few of them had fins while others just had flippers, but they were all terrifying. The scariest one had to be the literal moving mountain crab that was 50 meters tall.


    "What the hell did I do?! I just found a small map!"


    Harvard had no idea, but that map given to the sharkw had been the wrong map, and was actually the master map! It had which of the 104 current cities that would be attacked! Of course, that was until Harvard saw a giant fish get sent shooting out of a catapult! What the hell was going on!


    "Run! Harvard! They''re only after you, not us! What are you doing!"


    "Hmph, I was just thinking what to put in the world message! Smokescreen, activate!"


    Boom!


    ###


    Harvard disappeared into a cloud of smoke while thousands of monsters rushed towards him.


    The mountain crab shed into the cloud and instantly tore it in half, but by that time, Harvard had already rushed over to another sharkw and activated ghost mirror.


    He sighed and took a deep breath while looking outside from the sharks shadow. It was definitely a footsoldier in an army of aquatic monsters! However, he was a thief! If there was one thing he should be good at, it should be escaping!


    "Damn it! He escaped! Start the invasion early!" The Mountain crab talked surprisingly well. It was literally the size of a mountain and had two ws sticking out of it. Every time it moved, it created giant waves of fury onto the beach above. "Damn it! However, go around where all the high level NPCS are! To the remnants of Vige 1! That''s where all the poor people are!"


    "Hah, they think I escaped," Harvard gulped while his timer for ghost mirror ticked down. He forgot that he only had three minutes, but at least things were looking up.


    The Sharkw was walking in the exact opposite direction of the ocean. He was heading towards a woman that looked very familiar. She was holding a gigantic golden trident and had on a green dress with scales!


    ''No way? Is that Dasota? What is she wearing?"


    Harvard gulped in fear when he realized the sharkw was walking right over to her. He decided to analyze the sharkw just to see if it was special or something. I mean, he picked one out of thousands, it couldn''t be that special could it?


    [Sharkw Guard]


    [Protector of Dasota, the Dragontail Kraken]


    [Reputation: Loyal to a fault]


    ''Ugh, are you kidding me? Could it get any worse!"


    "Sister, what the hell is happening?" A small boy with a chain wrapped around his arm trudged through the ocean with two sharp shark like teeth sticking out the side of his mouth. "I almost finished recovering my full strength. Hmph, did we find that golden genie snake yet?"


    "No, but we''re not even sure if it has golden seal! That skill can stun us for three seconds! If an army is around us, it will be more than enough time for us to be killed!"


    ''Huh, I have ten seconds remaining, and they just happened to say that. Things are looking up.'' Harvard smiled and suddenly started to tremble. Wait, he didn''t know how to use golden seal to do anything but remove curses! Was there a proper way to use it on others besides just saying the name! How the hell did he get in this situation.


    "Let''s go. We''ll set up an outpost in the viges you destroyed in order to create quests for the monsters and ckbel Ghost Adventurers," Then the two disappeared so fast Harvard could barely see them.


    The next second, he burst out of the shadow of the sharkw and screamed golden seal. Instantly, arge golden snake shot out of the evolution cage and grew to five times it size. It instantly bound the sharkw while Harvard stood there and scratched his head.


    "I-I was not expecting that at all! Damn it! What about my golden seal! What the hell happened!"


    "It''s crushing me! Get me out of here!" Harvard walked over to the screaming sharkw and stabbed it straight in the head, then in the heart, and then cut off its ws and butchered it to little pieces. He sighed and looked at the smiling golden snake. "Hmph, you did a good job, but don''t think this means we''re friends!" Harvard sighed and couldn''t help but pet the golden snake. "Hmph, get in your cage. I''ll feed youter. However, right now, I''m afraid millions of Ghost Adventurers and NPCs are in trouble."

 Chapter 70: Practicing Golden Seal With Three Daughters

    Chapter 70: Practicing Golden Seal With Three Daughters


    Harvard decided to try and train himself in using golden seal while lots of other people were dealing with the iing army.


    He had an idea of how golden seal truly worked, and it didn''t just involve golden seal, it also involved the skill slim down. Though it had a normal name, it was actually quite miraculous when he tried it. His body could get longer in many ces, and he could even wrap around a rock like a rope.


    Once he did that, then golden seal worked! However, it was really hard! Even with the golden snake eating the expensive meat he got for goldy a long time ago, he felt like an idiot! He''dpletely lose hisbat power if he wrapped the Kraken''s like this! Also, he could barely stretch enough to fit around a rock! He needed another ability that made him growrder!


    "Golgol," Harvards name for the snake. "You-you mind telling me how you go so good at stretching?"


    "Mmm! Mmm!" Golgol meant he wanted more food so Harvard fed him. "Reh! Rah Rah! Rooh! Rooh!"


    [System trantion activated: Go to snake paradise ind in the center of Central Continent and there you can meet thergest golden genie snake! However, you must bring me and feed me along the way! I know him! He''s my teacher!]


    "I''m not going to a damn snake paradise ind!" Harvard stopped stretching. "I''m going to do the dungeonpetition, and everyone can die if they want to! I''m definitely never going there!"


    ###


    Snow Lilly and Tilly got along surprisingly well.


    Tilly saw Snow Lilly perform with Great Styles on a bed and it greatly excited her. When she was on a bed, it seemed like nothing could stop her. They went up to the top floor of a hotel because a woman was screaming and all three of them ran into room 105A and ughtered all the Green skinny two wed wdaggers that attacked them.


    Snow Lilly was amazing at defense and Tilly was the best damage dealer while Great Styles stood on the bed destroying any monsters that got too close to either of the two girls. From below, men kept hearing the bed viciously shaking and got somewhat shocked. Everyone knew that Snow Lilly had been staying with Great Styles in that roomst night, and many people instantly wondered what this meant for her and Hamlord!


    "She''s really getting it! I heard he brought another girl!"


    "Dude, we''re all about to die, and you''re thinking about it and not watching! Let''s go outside and look!"


    Two men rushed outside while thousands of Ghost Adventurers either killed or died against a invading sea creature.


    A medium sized boulder crab that was a crab in a boulder over 2.5 meters tall and level 40 smashed a ghost adventurer in pieces before an arrow barely missed its eye.


    Behind it, a few level 30 adventurers that could never get a ss 2 quest were viciously trying their hardest to pierce its skin.


    "Dude, it''s actually terrible. Unless something major happens."


    "I''ming!" Great Styles jumped out the window with Snow Lilly and Tilly in his arms andnded on the head of the Boulder Grab. He used the skill Destroy Wall and instantly the crab broke into pieces.


    It''s crab body got revealed but a secondter it''s head got cut off by Snow Lilly''s impressive long sword! When she moved it, everyone was impressed beyond measure by her beautiful body! She looked like a spinning windmill! Her white dress spun around her body while her golden hair shimmered and she smiled.


    Boom!


    The boulder grab disintegrated into pieces before dozens of more boulder crabs charged out of the water.


    "Here, take this. It should help you find a ss 2 quest," Snow Lilly tossed out a few dozen types of legendary trinkets Harvard didn''t have room for in his inventory before Great Styles jumped with her into the air.


    It wasn''t 12 PM yet, but that was why Great Styles was so impressive! One of his most useful skills was high jump, and it really took him ces fast!


    Swoosh!


    Great Stylesnded on another boulder crab, and destroyed them one by one! At the same time, his experience started to soar! He smiled! There was no way Harvard was doing as well as him! He''d be the strongest in their new guild! He knew he would!


    ###


    Harvard sat with his hands and feet crossed around his body, which was apparently a great way of practicing Slim Down.


    While he was doing this a sagacious golden man that had snake like arms hit him over the head and shook his head. Behind that golden man was a picture of Hamlord with an arrow in it.


    This man had been the caretaker of the geniesnakes and also the only hybrid geniesnake in existence, which is why he was called the snake genie. Since he had arms and a human head and body and the geniesnakes didn''t, they often came to him for food and to learn skills because they couldn''t read.


    He found after centuries that certain geniesnakes could learn certain skills like Golden Seal and Slim Down. Together, these made Geniesnakes extremely precious creatures! This Hamlord deserved to die because he was the reason he had no more students! However, this stranger just showed up and imed he had been gifted the skill Golden Seal by a Geniesnake. Ugh, and now he had to train this moron instead of hunting for Hamlord and seeking vengeance!


    Harvard sighed and smiled while he looked at the prompt for Morph.


    [Morph has upgraded to the skill Semi-permanent Morph]


    [Your system has an upgrade feature that will be used automatically when skills reach level 5!]


    [Semi-permanent Morph allows you to keep the appearance of one person activated for five hours. However, this skill can only be used for longer than 3 hours at a time more than once a week.]


    ''Makes sense,'' Harvard took a breath of relief. "So now Now he''s going to teach me something wise right?"


    "When you can wrap your arms around your body 200 times, then you will have 1200 feet avable, which is just enough to activate Golden Seal around the Monsoon Kraken. However, right now, you''ve only wrapped your arms around your body 15 times! I must beat the shit out of you to make you stretchier! Take this! I''m going to pretend your Hamlord and beat out all your potential! Close your eyes, and take it!"


    "Wait," Harvard tried to hold up his hands, but they were tied around his body. "Please! Please be gentle! I only have so much Vitality! Ow!"

 Chapter 71: Some Secrets Should Never Be Unmasked

    Chapter 71: Some Secrets Should Never Be Unmasked


    One hourter,


    Harvard had been beaten for 30 minutes straight, and didn''t get any stretchier. In fact, he was pretty certain he just got beaten because the man was upset at Hamlord! He finally got his arms unwinded from his body, and looked down at his hands! His fingers seemed so supple! Maybe it did do something!"


    "For the next lesson, we will put you around a tree, and then beat you," The Snake Genie pointed at arge tree where three women were currently smiling and waving to him. "We will wrap you around those three women so they can beat you in ces I can''t reach! They are my daughters, however, feel free to wrap yourself around their bodies until you can''t stop stretching! Then, then we''ll all kick your ass!"


    "I''m only doing this because Kart95 needs me!"


    Harvard blushed when he looked at the women. They were nothing like the golden genie, and had silver dresses on their bodies with silver hair and pale skin. Who did he make them with, a silver genie? He snickered, and slowly started to wrap himselves around thier bodies, making sure to say hi to each one.


    "Hey, please don''t wrap too hard around my bust."


    "Sorry, I''m new at this," Harvard instead wrapped his hands around one girls bellybutton and continued until he identally felt something soft which turned out to be a hip. A few minutester, he was all wrapped around the three girls. Everything besides the important parts he could feel. It made him blush. Being stretchy with women had its perks! Unfortunately, he had yet to learn how to stretch anything besides his torso and his hands! Thus, it was the right time to try his legs!


    "Hohoho! Girls, shower him with love! He can''t escape now!" The golden genieughed with a happy smile. "This fudging man isn''t getting away! The only man besides me that has the power of the genie snakes is in a tree with my three snake like daughters! Doesn''t he know anything about snakes! They wrestle by rubbing bodies!"


    "What-what''s happening!" Harvard felt vited in so many ways. "Please! Someone help me! I don''t know what they''re doing, but it feels too good! Save me!"


    ###


    [You have three new children on the way!]


    [Your semi-permanent Morph is about to wear off!]


    Harvard sighed and found himself finally down from the tree. Arge bouldercrab approached him and he was so mad that the two of them made eye contact and it just ran away.


    "Hmph, I can only stretch 1000 feet now with my arms and body together! It''s still not enough! There has to be something I can do!"


    "Excuse me! Mister I just vited!" One of the three sisters blushed and jumped down from the tree. She had ck hair that coiled around her body and a cute dress on with a blue bowtie that made her look like a sexy schoolgirl. With her ck eyes, she also looked extremely ravishing, but Harvard didn''t want to look at her. He really had just been vited by the three girls in numerous ways! He might blush if he looked. She continued, "I''m sorry! I''m sorry about taking advantage of you. However, if you stay tonight for training, I can make you even stretchier! I know a secret even my father doesn''t know! However, that''s only if your willing to stay?"


    "Can I wear a mask?" Harvard sighed and realized he had like one minute left. "Is it okay? I don''t want you to see me. I''ll look different in a few minutes."


    "Sure, Snakelord!" Harvard''s fake name he made up. "It will just take a minute!"


    ###


    Two dayster,


    95 cities remained in Central Continent, but the Monsoon Kraken''s army was making tremendous progress. Arge standoff had happened near Vige 100.


    Candy Kid was fighting his hardest with Great Styles and May Tape while Harvard was busy practicing a skill on a bed with three beautiful girls. When he was finished, he was certain that he could now stretch over 2800 feet! Nothing could stop him from being using golden seal on those damn Krakens!


    "You''re impressive, Snakelord," The three girls giggled, "However, if we''re really done wrestling, would you like to do something else more fun?"


    "I got to help destroy the Monsoon Kraken''s army," Harvard cleared his throat and wiped some sweat off his head. "I-I will be back though. To visit my children!"


    "We knew you''d say that, so we got you a gift," The three girls took out a golden chest and gave it to Harvard. "Open this chest when you are in danger, and you''ll be very surprised. We promise. Even if Hamlord appears and tries to kill you, Snakelord, this treasure will stop him!"


    "I-I appreciate it," Harvard gulped and looked outside. "Now, girls. If I happened to be Hamlord what would you do?"


    "Kill you!"


    "ughter you!" The girls got angry, but then smiled. "However, we know you''re just a nice man. Who''s scared to show his face because he''s so handsome. Now, get out of here, and do your duty!"

 Chapter 72: Bouldercrabs

    Chapter 72: Bouldercrabs


    Great Styles and Candy Kid waited in a candyshop in Central City.


    A call center had been set up to alert the strongest Ghost Adventurers where the Monsoon Kraken''s army was attacking. Unfortunately, there were billions of sharkcrabs in the sea and only perhaps 10,000 Ghost Adventurers over level 1.


    Since the sharkcrabs were created at level 31, this made it really annoying for those 10,000 Ghost Adventurers! Only perhaps one million sharkcrabs were loyal to the Monsoon Kraken, at least 10,000 Bouldercrabs, and over 1,000 Mountain Crabs.


    It was so annoying! And there was always some new creatures joining the Monsoon Kraken''s cause! They didn''t want to lose out on owningnd in the new Underwater Paradise, and risked their lives for quests just like Ghost Adventurers did. Quests for Monsters were avable, but few and far between. This was the one chance a monster could turn into an NPC! This was a dream for many monsters! It meant Ghost Adventurers couldn''t ughter them just because they wanted to defend a piece ofnd!


    To monsters like the bouldercrabs, bing an NPC would be a dreame true for all the above reasons! Even if they died, they knew if the Monsoon Kraken seeded, everyone would never look at their ws with disgust again! All the Ghost Adventurers that ughtered them just for experience when they were trying to find more wives! This was a worthy cause the Monsoon Kraken used to his advantage!


    "Damn it! The Dungeon Competition has been extended again," May Tape walked in with a much needed box of candy for the empty candy store. "However, I still haven''t found Harvard! Where the hell is he!"


    "He''s probably doing something worthy of a true man," Smokey had on a shirt and blue underwear today, and seemed proud to be talking about Hamlord. "Hmph, I bet he figured a way out of this mess! You''ll all see!"


    Durum! Durum! Durum!


    An rm went off and Smokey instantly rushed over to a map and pinned down the coordinates.


    "Shit! There is an attack on Great West Central City!" Smokey tossed a piece of candy in his mouth. "May! Stay here and wait for Harvard!"


    "I-I''m always left out!" May Tape smiled and walked over to Snow Lilly who was sharpening her sword. She felt calm when she saw Snow Lilly just sitting by herself. She gave off such a manly, but beautiful presence. With her white dress parted between her two open legs, she wanted to be more like her. "Anyways, Snow Lilly, I thought of a good name for the guild. Do you want to hear?"


    "Sure, but first, I need you to take a look somewhere," Snow Lilly opened her legs further. "It''s really important you look soon! The sooner, the better!"


    ###


    Lost Incarnate Stronghold,


    Harvard kept receiving this annoying prompt over and over again every morning that he needed to go to Lost Incarnate Stronghold to attempt fighting Tricky.


    He sighed and looked at the building that before had looked like an extremely beautiful stone fort. It looked exactly the same except without the thousands of Ghost Adventurers. Now all that remained were bags of eaten food that no one bothered to pick up. Was this what the world wasing to now that sea creatures were attacking nonstop.


    "Hmmm, I guess I''ll just fight the boss alone," Harvard did a calction in his head. He could invite Snow Lilly to the Ptins after he defeated the boss. "Ugh, it''s a shame I don''t know what happened to my old teammates. Grinning Sword Master was quite funny, and I miss that girls pink hair. What was here name again."


    "Hmph, you thought we''d leave here without you!" Grinning Sword Master jumped out of a bush and instantly trembled from the wind touching his cheek. "Ah, they''re everywhere! Save me father!"


    "Stop!" Harvard watched Fiesty Lisa and Hot Yummy jump down from the top of the dungeon. "You-you guys waited here for me! Why would you do that?"


    "It''s because Hot Yummy''s father made us," Feisty Lisa sighed and crossed her arms. "He says because of your curse, you need a lot of protection. He thinks Grinning Sword Master has a lot of potential! One day, he might even be able to rival you!"


    "I''m okay with that. Would be nice," Harvard sighed and walked up to the dungeon. ''Now, guys, this dungeon is so hard that even Great Styles couldn''t beat it. You saw me and him fight, are you sure?"


    ''Yes, because you''re Hamlord! The man that I married!"


    "Yeah, right," Grinning Sword crossed his arms. "I''ll never believe it! Not in a million years."


    "I''ll show youter," Harvard nodded his head and opened up the prompt before entering into the dungeon. "Now let''s y Tricky''s Final Serious Commanding Boss and then destroy the Kraken! I''m sure this boss will be easy as pie!"

 Chapter 73: Trickys Pandragonessnake

    Chapter 73: Tricky''s Pandragonessnake


    ''I have always been too carefree about things,'' Harvard thought while he entered Tricky''s Final Serious Dungeon. ''Frankly, I think it''s time I change things up. If I''m going to lead the battle against the Monsoon Kraken, I have to at least be able to handle three women simultaneously in battle!''


    ''I have to be a goodmander that canmand soldiers! After all, once I seal the Kraken''s with Golden Seal, they''ll only have a few seconds to destroy them! Time to get serious?"


    "HAHAHAHAHA" Hot Yummy smiled, "Why are you biting my neck, Harvard? You''re thinking so hard. It''s almost like you''re trying to change your character."


    "We all need to change," Harvard''s eyes shed with a trace of seriousness before he jumped forward and shed three Tricky''s swordsman into pieces! "We all need to develop as characters! I''m telling you three, and all who are listening, that I will no longer be the same silly Harvard! I will dominate all who attack me!"


    "You''re going to get attacked from behind, Mr. Serious," Grinning Sword Master smiled before he ran up to a Tricky''s swordsman and pulled out a massive dual wielding sword. The Tricky''s Swordsman were fast silver metal warriors that were hard to kill. "Now take this! Piercing Hurricane!"


    Grinning Sword Master hit Tricky''s swordsman directly, but the next moment he tripped and his sword got stuck in that same Tricky''s Swordsman armor. Harvard sighed and moved his hand three times. The Tricky''s Swordsman fell and broke into three pieces.


    [You''ve killed 15 / 100 Tricky''s Swordman.]


    [The other 85 will all attack you now! Prepare to die! If you can''t kill them in 20 minutes, the door to the boss will seal and you will be stuck here for all eternity! Do you understand?! You''re going to die if you can''t kill 85 swordsman quick enough! You''ll join the 156 corpses that remain here beneath the tiles!]


    ''Hmmm, I''m not going to lose here. None of these monsters are able to stop me, and I really am capable of being serious! I don''t care what kind of reviews people leave! It''s time for all these bastards to die!'' Harvard stepped off his foot and burst forward while activating Ultimate Stealth, Double Stealth, and Ultimate Poison de. ''Nothing will get in my way! No one can stop the new Harvard I''m about to be!''


    ###


    May Tape and Snow Lilly patiently waited in Central City.


    The two of them together looked so beautiful that a customer to the candy shop fainted. He''d never seen such beautiful women, and seeing them he almost choked on a piece of candy.


    They smiled and walked over to him, but something didn''t seem right. Arge group of men were waiting outside.


    "May Tape! Run out the back door!" Snow Lilly''s eyes suddenly turned serious. "I-I can''t let them capture you! It''s the Monsoon Kraken''s army!


    "There is no back door!" May Tape pulled out two daggers. "We can take them down together?"


    May Tape and Snow Lilly looked at each other and gulped. Candy Kid and Great Styles were gone because of an attack in a nearby area, however, it never ured to them that it could have been a diversion.


    Looking at Snow Lilly''s beautiful white skin, May Tape''s eyes sparkled. For some reason, Snow Lilly didn''t always seem like a woman and it was sort of cute. Yet, now was not the time to just stare at her beautiful curves! It was time to do something!


    ''Harvard He alwayses through with a great skill. I-I''m just a pretty girl to him, but I can be so much more. I-I may have beautiful curves, and be fun to wrestle with, but I''m so much more!'' May Tape grabbed Snow Lilly''s hand. "Sister, for Harvard, we should go out there and fight them!"


    "I-I came to visit in peace," Arge explosion resounded in the back of the Candy Shop. Dasota, in her human form walked in with her arms akimbo. "I-I just want to eat with you once before the battle starts, May Snow Lilly, would you like toe join us?"


    "I''d hate to do that right now!" Snow Lilly pulled out her sword. "Not when our sworn enemy is right in front of us."


    "Now isn''t the time to practice acting, and I''ll pay," Dasota grinned. "Shall we go to the Great White Fist Tavern?"


    "If you really pay," Snow Lilly crossed her arms and grumbled. "I-I''ll buy the most expensive menu item though." She pouted. "Are you sure?"


    "My-my brother is getting crazy," Dasota shook her head in anguish. "I-I never intended for things to get so bad. Thousands of Ghost Adventurers are dying every day, and probably millions of bouldercrabs. Those poor creatures. They get birthed in the millions and never see their mothers."


    It was true that bouldercrabs had hard lives, yet May Tape was genuinely surprised that Dasota seemed to be showing a sign of weakness. If she used all her wits, she might even be able to turn her to their side! Then it would be the Dragontail Kraken and their small army versus the Monsoon Kraken and his muchrger army! It might be possible to win!


    "I''m-I''m not going to buy the most expensive menu items just because I want to be allies with you. This is only because May Tape saved my mother," Dasota walked over and grabbed the two girls hands. "Now, remember, never kiss and tell okay?"


    "I-I''m down to kiss!" Snow Lilly smiled before she leaned in and kissed Dasota on the lips. "What? Were you just joking?"


    ###


    Harvard seemed to be really gaining in speed and strength.


    He deactivated the Speed Curse which made him fly like a speeding bullet crashing into a train that got in his way. He jumped into the air in therge boss room while Tricky''s Final Serious Commanding Bossughed and patted its Allipanther on its head.


    "You fools! Though you might be killing me fast, it''s all over! My defense is about to sky rocket! Not even a pandragonessnake could kill me!''


    "It''s my time to shine," Harvardughed. "Take this! 10 skill points into Gap Pierce! It''s about time to show you who the real boss is!"

 Chapter 74: Legendary Subclass? Battlefield Designer?!

    Chapter 74: Legendary Subss? Battlefield Designer?!


    Meanwhile, at the exact moment Harvard was charging towards Tricky''s Final Serious Commanding Boss, a great storm was brewing.


    Candy Kid and Great Styles rushed towards Vige 100 while thousands of terrified vigers fled in every direction because of the terrifying monster Bouldercrabs devouring their homes behind them.


    One young child was tossed into a Bouldercrab''s mouth and fell out the other side of its mouth. A few young women, whose clothes barely remained on after getting assailed by a small Countrycrab were trying to make it into the horizon where they imagined safety might be.


    However, as soon as they saw Great Styles, they somewhat loosened up their clothes and revealed their beautiful swimsuits hidden underneath. They finally saw Candy Kid right next to Great Styles! He should have no problem destroying all the crabs infesting their vige! The sharks destroying the Green Fist Tavern! All of a sudden, the crowd stopped running while Candy Kid flew into the air.


    He activated triple lightning speed blitz and thunder seemed to follow after him while he shot at the gigantic Monster Bouldercrab. Turning his hand, three colors of lightning formed into a small piece of candy before he tossed it forward. The next moment, it went straight through the Monster Bouldercrab and it got split in half!


    Bang!


    Arge cloud of dust shot behind the Monster Bouldercrab and a few children that had been trapped screamed and jumped for joy!


    "Mommy! Candy Kid saved us!"


    "Sweety, go make sure your daddy is still alive," A worried mother grabbed her son and hugged him tightly. "I-I saw him go outside a minute ago."


    "I''m afraid he''s on the other side," The kid screamed, and pointed across the street. "I think-I think he''s over there! Right near that man standing in the alley!" The little boy replied to his mother. "What-what do you think that man is doing? He''s just standing there with a mask on. He-he kind of reminds me of Hamlord."


    "I don''t know," His mother replied, "Bute here and let mommy hug you in her beautiful body," She smiled and pulled him in. "Everything will be fine now. The Candy Army is about to arrive!"


    ###


    Boom!


    Candy Kid ripped three Bouldercrabs into bits with a single punch before hended next to Great Styles.


    He sighed and looked around. Something didn''t seem right. It was like a very noticeable clue was in front of him, but he didn''t see it.


    "Great Styles. What''s wrong? You seemed troubled?"


    "My wife spoke about leaving mest night, for another man," Great Styles mmed his hand into his chest. "She thinks! She thinks that Harvard is getting stronger than me, and keeps calling me a chump. She said she wants to go see a man in Central City to train me, and it''s driving me mad!"


    "I thought you meant she was leaving you," Candy Kid sighed and looked over at a small child running towards him. "Anyways, keep your eyes peeled," Candy Kid shot aser through a country crabs head while a beautiful model like woman grabbed tight to her towel. It almost removed it. "Ugh, little kid. What''s wrong?"


    "My daddy Some man is trying to eat my daddy. He said if you don''te save him, he''s going to be his lunch!" The little boy dropped on his knees, and immediately took out a single Logram! He had ck hair, and extremely fierce looking eyes with a cute sweater on and a small pair of shorts. He was the same boy that was talking to his mother earlier. "Please! Please Candy Kid! Please Save him!"


    "Great Styles, stay here!" Candy Kid demanded to Great Styles, but he seemed adamant today. Like, so what, his wife just wanted to get him a trainer! It''s not worth risking your life over!


    "No, I''m going with you! I''m tired of being weaker than Harvard!" Great Styles mmed his foot. "My entire first life, I''ve was always been behind stronger people, but not today! Today, I''ll be the one in charge!"


    "Hurry up, idiots! He''s almost in my father''s mouth!" The little boy pushed Candy Kid. "I don''t want to be an orphan! Please hurry!"


    ###


    Candy Kid and Great Styles rushed towards the ally and found a woman there on her knees, looking into a mans eyes.


    Up above her, her husband was half inside of that man''s mouth while she pleaded for him not to be eaten. In a second, he probably would stop kicking, and the shoes she bought for their anniversary would be devoured! She didn''t want to lose him, and definitely not in those nice shoes!


    "Hohohoho, well, I guess I need to talk now," The man''s mouth opened in two while the man screamed on the other side of his open face. The man was in a cape, with brown eyes, and extremely white hair. He looked terrifying, almost like a monster in human form. "You-you''re Candy Kid? So pleasant you get to watch this."


    "Don''t you dare!" Candy Kid held out his hand, aser forming in the center of his hands. "Don''t you dare eat that man!"


    "Him? He''s just an appetizer. You''re the main course," The man smiled and then bit down before the man''s shoes fell off his feet.


    His wife screamed in agony while his husband fell onto the floor and began heaving for air. She was almost certain he was about to die, but then the man spit him out lik ea bad piece of chocte.


    "I-I''vee here, Candy Kid, to offer you a little trade. Turn around and put your arms behind your back ande with me to meet the Monsoon Kraken, or Tabitha, May Tape, and Snow Lilly will die right now. You see this right here?" The ck hooded man named Gajanton said, "This is a picture of them with Dasota, the Dragontail Kraken, with chains around their backs! If you want your precious friends to live, follow me!"


    ''Hmph, bullshit!" Candy Kid held up his hand before aser beam shot out and destroyed over a dozen boulder crabs that were running by in a line. "You''re lying!"


    "I''m not lying. Dasota and Snow Lilly are nowpletely and inextricably bound in a rtionship beyond your wildest imagination! Now follow me, and leave that loser Great Styles behind! The Monsoon Kraken will see you now!"


    ###


    Hamlord''s daggers flickered with a bright light while he activated Magnificent sh on Tricky''s Final Serious Commanding Boss. The boss'' small blue eyes seemed so terrified, and his skin had paled! All the confidence he had previously disappeared after the first thousand dagger shes cut through his beast and did major damage!


    ''He-he has a piercing skill! What damn ss could he have? My-my normally imprable defenses are getting destroyed!''


    The boss mumbled under his breath while Harvard zoomed passed the Allipanther''s ws, and dodged threerge teeth shooting out of its mouth.


    He normally couldn''t use Magnificent sh during any time that wasn''t 12:00 - 12:04 PM, but that all changed when he upgraded Gap Pierce! It was like all these shackles around his body got broken apart, and now he was just a destructive force!


    [Magificent sh has reached level 3!]


    [It can now be used for two minutes a day when Magnificent Daylight Ruler isn''t activated!]


    ''Ha! This is it! This is the life! This is the way to getting stronger!'' Harvard shed through the allipanther''s flesh so fast that the blur off his hand scared his teammates. It wasn''t that it was too fast to see, but it was just full of so much angry and rage! "I-I''m going to be nothing like thatwyer that used to try and date girls that couldn''t pay for my services! This life, I''m going to date girls that actually care about me and are strong too!''


    ''Eat this! Magnificent Ultimate Throwing Dagger!'' Harvard appeared in front of the scared boss sitting on the throne, a scared expression on his little countenance, before his dagger blurred and cut through its head. The entire room seemed to get deathly quiet, so much so that only the sound of the Allipanther''s ck body falling to the floor could be heard.


    The next moment, Harvard shed forward, and the bosses head flew into the air!


    -10000 Vitality, -5000 Vitality


    The boss still seemed to be alive with its head off, so Harvard shed four more times and created crisp lines in the air before his body fell into pieces!


    -10000 Vitality, -5000 Vitality, -3000 Vitality


    Finally, the boss'' head dropped onto the floor and the room seemed to quiet.


    It still wasn''t dead! How was it not dead?!


    "I-I have a quest for you," The boss smiled and looked at Harvard. It''s ck hair and blue eyes had been covered with its own blood, but it nheless seemed almost sinister while it looked forward. Harvard could tell this wouldn''t be a good thing, so part of him wanted to end the boss now! Only more trouble coulde from this right? Maybe?! "Would-would you be brave enough to fight the legendary Tricky himself, hahaha! In exchange, you''ll get a crucial skill necessary to defeat the Monsoon Kraken!"


    "If I say no?" Harvard pushed the boss'' head over to the corner of the room, "He had like 5 seconds left to be the guild leader that would lead the battle against the Monsoon Kraken! The timer was at like 44 minutes, and he didn''t want to lose that role. "I''m tired of people guiding my life with quests!"


    "Dude, it''s a game," The boss trembled before his head got kicked towards the edge. "Okay! Okay! I''ll give you a better reward! 1 billion Lograms plus the other special reward!"


    "Hoh, I think this new person I''m trying to be is a good idea," Harvard smiled and watched a prompt appear in front of his eyes. "You-you got anything else to tell me? It''s time for your head to vanish? Take this!"


    "No, but wait! I-I''m still useful!" The boss groveled before it felt a hand fiercely grab its head and pull. It closed its eyes tightly before it felt itsst health begin to vanish! This was terrible.


    "I got the prompt already, so you''re no longer useful." Harvard tossed the bosses head over to Grinning Sword and smiled before he looked at the prompt. Sighs, another hard quest boys and girls. "Just kidding. Let''s take him along so he can tell us all the boss'' weak points."


    [New Quest received]


    [Destroy Tricky the Illusive Dungeon Maker]


    [Tricky has killed thousands of Ghost Adventurers with his ster dnngeon designs, however, he is also one of the only boss'' that can grant a Ghost Adventurer the legendary Side ss, Battleground Designer! Find him, and defeat him in battle so that one special one, either you or someone in your party, can make battlegrounds that only those in legends have ever achieved!]


    [You''ve been forced to ept the quest!]


    [System information: If you want to take the boss'' head with you, you have to put it in your inventory and sneak out of the dungeon through the back entrance. Otherwise, he''ll automatically respawn.]


    ''Why? Why are you looking at me like that?" The boss shivered in panic. "Please! Please leave me here! I-I have wives and children! They-they are in the other room, promise!"


    "Pass me that head. We have a new quest," Harvard smiled, "Let''s go!"

 Chapter 75: Tricky Is Quite Surprising

    Chapter 75: Tricky Is Quite Surprising


    Harvard left the back of Tricky''s Conqueror Dungeon and pulled out the boss'' head from his inventory.


    Something amazing things came in small packages, however, he couldn''t help but feeling that wasn''t true with Hot Yummy. Her tummy seemed to be swelling a little bit, and he got a little bit nervous. What if the new armor she was wearing was causing her injuries?


    "You-you can''t just steal a boss from a dungeon!" Commanding Boss said, "I-I''m an important person! Who-who''s going to die and give treasure to Ghost Adventurers with me out of the dungeon! My-my wife will give you anything you want! She-she works at a brothel okay! Literally, anything you want!"


    "Your wife works at a brothel?" Grinning SWord cleared his throat. "She-she doesn''t have brown hair and blue eyes does she with cute little dimples on her face. What? It''s not like I paid her less than the other girls, hahahaha! Why are you all staring at me like that?"


    "No, she-she''s the owner of the brothel. She-she gives Ghost Adventurer''s contracts. Some people, since this is there second life, would rather use their bodies to make a living than do quests! She-she just helps facilitate it! Now damn it! Let me go! It''s raining so much, and it''s getting in my eyes!"


    "There-there," Harvard put Commanding boss over his shoulder after attaching a rope around his head before he opened the map on his right side. "After-after we defeat Tricky the Illusive Dungeon Maker I''ll go visit this brothel and give your head back to your wife! However, whether you live or die is not up to me! It''s up to how well you lead us to Tricky''s location."


    "She works in dungeons all the time. She''s right over there," Commanding Boss winked in the direction of a small hut on top of a hill. "She''s really strong, though, so I''m warning you! If she sees you with my head, she''ll kill you!"


    "Aw, and that''s exactly why you''re going in my inventory again," Harvard ignored the screaming boss'' head and marched up the hill.


    The rain from the Monsoon Kraken was starting to turn the once beautiful grasnds that extended all over Central Continent into piles of mud, but he was still trudging along. He turned over and felt Hot Yummy grab his hand. If only she knew what happened him on that tree just hours ago, she probably wouldn''t have such a big smile on her pretty face.


    ###


    "Hello, are you in here?" Howard opened the door to the small hut. "Hello? Tricky? Me and my friends are here to give you a present! Come out, wherever you are!"


    "There''s a letter," Hot Yummy yed with her green top while Harvard looked at her up and down a few times. Should he tell her that the curse had worn off soon so they wouldn''t have to take so many intimate breaks? He started to sweat watching her bend over and pick up a letter. She was just too damn terrifyingly pretty to tell anything but the truth. However, he couldn''t do it! She just took him to the trees to make sure he was okay, and she was still glowing afterwards! The things they did in that forest, if you saw it, you''d also agree with Harvard! Definitely don''t tell her the truth!


    "The letter It seems Tricky has gone to Central City She''s gotten paid a handsome sum by the Monsoon Kraken to build a battlefield for his water army However, it looks like she left her train ticket here. I bet if we hurry to the train station, we can make it in time!"


    Flush! Swirl!


    Hot Yummy turned around in shock and saw an extremely beautiful woman with a strange green hat on her heade out of the bathroom with her shirt untucked from her pants. She looked at Harvard and Hot Yummy and instantly a smile grew on her face.


    They expected her to attack, but the next moment she pointed at the bed. For some reason, something didn''t seem right. It was like she was expecting them or something?"


    "Are you the couple I requested from the brothel?" The beautifuldy smiled and pointed at the bed. "I-I was hoping to do something special with you both before I went to the train station. Of course, that''s only if 1 million Lograms is enough for each of you."


    "One Million! I''m in!" "Hot Yummy smiled and nodded her head. "Harvard, I lived a life before like you, and I''m willing to pay any price in this life to get ahead. Husband, feel free to venture into new territory with this beautiful girl! Now tell us, what do you want us to do?"


    "I want you both to tell me what the hell you''re doing in my shack! I got to go meet the Monsoon Kraken right now and you''re 50 minuteste! The best I can do is probably kiss you both! Ugh, what a pain in the butt!"


    ###


    Harvard had never been in such a surprising situation in his entire life.


    When he got kissed by the beautiful blonde woman, the next moment he received a quest. He ignored Hot Yummy and her kissing the other woman and looked at the Quest Prompt. It was not every day that a woman''s lips offered him more than just a warm feeling.


    [System Quest received]


    [Deceive Tricky into creating a battlefield for your side of the field instead of the Monsoon Kraken. There is only one way to do this, and it will require going undercover. Going above and beyond and up and down for the call of duty! You must go with her to Central City, and morph into the person she was supposed to meet!]


    [Reward: 1 billion Lograms, 1 system package, 1 sub ss promotion relic!]


    ''I-I never thought this would be a quest. I''m guessing that up and down for the call and duty is probably not what I think it is. There is no way I''d get a billion Lograms from such an awesome opportunity.''


    "I got to go!" Tricky, the blonde haired women, kissed Harvard and then rushed out the door. "Oh wait! You two! You can''t tell anyone about this, okay? I-It it''s our secret!"


    "I need to go to Central City." Harvard nodded his head. "I can keep it a secret the entire way there. In fact, I happen to have VIP tickets for the Central City Train! I promise, you will be well taken care off on the way there! There is a private section where three people can go to talk and eat and do other things!"


    "Very well, you two are kind of cute," Tricky wiped off the saliva from her lips and nodded her head. "Alright,e on! If it''s really private, there is a ton of things I''d like to try with you two!"

 Chapter 76: Exclusively No Longer Enemies

    Chapter 76: Exclusively No Longer Enemies


    Snow Lilly and Dasota could no longer be called enemies.


    They had gone to a carnival together with May Tape and road a few rollercoasters together. Afterwards, they went into a haunted house and got chained together. Yet, it seemed to Snow Lilly that a certain spark had ignited between her and Dasota.


    Dasota kept looking into Snow Lilly''s eyes, and every once in a while attempted to touch her lips. Yet she could tell that she was conflicted. However, Snow Lilly saw this as a huge opportunity. If she told Dasota she used to be a guy, maybe they could be together!


    "So, there is a hotel I''m staying at Dasota, would you like to go there with me? I-I have a present for you."


    "I got to go," Dasota smiled and looked into Snow Lilly''s eyes. The two girls beautiful orbs seemed to glisten while May Tape walked a little bit behind them. She-she felt a little strange seeing these two women''s hand constantly touching against each other. It was almost like they were falling in love. There was no way she couldn''t do everything in her power to make it happen!


    ''If Snow Lilly gets Dasota to fall in love with her, then the Monsoon Kraken will lose its weaker half! On the day of therge battle, in 10 days, we might even be able to have Dasota on our side! I-I know just the thing to do!''


    Snow Lilly and Dasota leaned into each other, and both of them smiled before theyughed while their lips almost touched. However, the next moment, an explosion shot into the background! Right at the damn wrong time!


    "It''s my bouldercrabs. They probably thought I got kidnapped," Dasota kissed Snow Lilly''s forehead. "I''ll see you two girlster," She then kissed May Tape''s forehead. "Thank you-thank you for letting me spend time with you."


    "I''ll think about you every night! Even if its wet out!" Snow Lilly smiled before Dasota turned and then jumped into the distance. May Tape couldn''t believe it! What a lost opportunity! They lost the chance of getting Dasota on their team.


    "You did that on purpose didn''t you?" May Tape leaned into Snow Lilly''s beautiful eyes and examined them. "You-you''re trying to make her fall in love with you. Hmmm, on the day of the battle, you''re going to have some work to do."


    "I-I feel like I saw heaven," Snow Lilly smiled while her mouth twitched. "I-I can''t believe she''s so confident to just jump in the air with a dress on. Wow, I wonder if I should do that?"


    "Please don''t," May Tape turned and saw a gigantic boulder crab rushing down the street of Central City. "Nowe on! We have to protect the city! Let''s go! We can focus on that womanter!"


    May Tape nodded her head and then hopped off her foot and then activated Midnight sh. The next moment, the bouldercrab got cut in half, its body parts raining down on the street, as a snicker came out of her mouth.


    "Hmm, Harvard won''t be the only one getting stronger. I-I-I''ll prove to you all I''m useful to! Every single one of you prepare to watch my rise to greatness!"


    "May Tape!" Great Style rushed towards the Candy Shop with his hand in the air, a tear falling down the side of his face. "I have terrible news! Candy Kid has been taken by the Monsoon Kraken, and it''s all my damn fault!"


    ###


    Harvard alighted from the train in Central City with a hop in his step.


    Tricky had declined for them to go to a private room, but she had a way with words. Almost everything that the Monsoon Kraken had asked her to build had been described to him. Luckily, when she was feeling good, she let almost any secret out of her lips.


    Just from a simple back massage, she told him about the secret dungeon he nned on putting just outside of Central City with dozens of trap doors to suck in Ghost Adventurers. He also heard about the World Boss Summoning Circles he nned on using, and the thousand bamboo spear traps.


    ''She really is too innocent to be named Tricky. I don''t get it, how can such an innocent women design such terrifying dungeons?''


    ''I''ve met a lot of people, but never one this open with what she wants. She-she also seems rich beyond my wildest imagination. I wonder if she''s someone''s daughter? And if so, what kind of gorgeous man could have made such a beautiful woman?"


    "My-my father.. My father was the best Dungeon Designer there ever was," Tricky smiled while the sun caused her hair to glisten. "He-he was known as the Ultimate Dungeon Maker. He designed almost all the S rank Dungeons in Central Continent. Some say, that without him, this wouldn''t have been chosen by King Yama."


    "King Yama " Tricky continued with tears falling down her eyes. "King Yama chose 1500 worlds to participate in the Universe Extention Pack, but there were originally 15,000. She destroyed 13,500 words and just left this and the others remaining. When I was a child, I looked up and saw all the worlds explode that had been around ours. Of course, my father wasn''t there. He was probably with a young woman, showing her how to build a dungeon And He NEVER came to my birthday parties! He was always with some damn young girl! But that''s not the point! This world might get destroyed too if we don''t ovee the Monsoon Kraken! I- I heard that Ghost Adventurers are what King Yama will use to determine which worlds get destroyed! However, it''s for that reason, that I must make them lose! In order to pay my father back, for all he did to me!"


    "Ah, that has to be the weirdest motivation I ever heard," Harvard wiped a trail of sweat off his head. He looked forward and saw a few vigers running to greet him with pitchfork and knives. "Oh yeah, I forgot my infamy is still at 26,000 and my Benevolence is at 5,999. Wait, are they going to attack me? What did I do?"


    Harvard watched the angry mob get closer and closer to him while Tricky fell onto her knees and started to weep. She-she just got emotional so fast What the hell happened? She was fine like 5 seconds ago!


    "My father He-he left a gigantic hole in my heart, and every single day I look for a man or a woman to fill it or some evil plot to aplish to ruin his acheivements! You two Do you think it''s wrong that I''m trying to ruin my father''s footsteps! Is it wrong that I like both men and women? Is it wrong that I just wanted to be told what to do sometimes! Because my father never told me to do anything, not even go to sleep at night and I stayed upte because of him! That damn bastard!"


    "It''s okay," Harvardughed before a pitch fork got thrown at him. "Haha, however, Hot Yummy. Why don''t you take her to meet whomever she''s supposed to meet. I-I have another issue to attend to."


    "Oh, right. All NPCs hate you, don''t they?" Harvard dodged a three year old tossing a candy cane and a pony trying to kick him in the face while a young girl tossed an apple at him. "Haha, I guess your infamy is too high for your benevolence to matter. Okay, we''ll see youter!"


    "Die!" A four year old jumped at Harvard before he activated Stealth and rushed away into the woods.


    [+1 Infamy]


    [+20 Infamy!]


    He wanted to cry! He did so much to get up his benevolence, but it wasn''t enough! Jumping over the bush, he activated Double stealth and disappeared into the distance. Not a single NPC saw where he went, but he sure found out fast he wasn''t wee.


    An effigy of him, with his head off, was being burned by a bunch of women in bathing suits! He had to kill the Monsoon Kraken soon, or the entire continent might hate him!

 Chapter 77: Great Sealed Dungeon

    Chapter 77: Great Sealed Dungeon


    [System Quest Update: Tricky''s meeting point has changed.]


    [She has decided to not meet with the Monsoon Kraken''s henchman and design the battlefield herself. Unless you can find a way to change her thoughts about her father, she''ll almost single handedly cause the downfall of the Ghost Adventurers in Central City.]


    [Find a way to get Tricky to not hate her father.]


    [Venture to the Great Sealed Dungeon and try to get her father to return to the light of day. A team of 5 is required for this dungeon. Or else you won''t be allowed to enter!]


    ''Ah, can anything ever go my way!'' Harvard stomped the floor. ''It''s like every 5 second something bad happens! What''s next? It''s going to stop raining and lighting is going to fall down from the sky instead?"


    Harvard sighed and turned around with a hood over his head. He didn''t want to use morph anymore, and was just wallowing in the rain. Even the woman that had been burning an effigy of him seemed downcast. He watched them walk off and saw a gigantic boulder crab break through a tree and then begin attacking them.


    He almost didn''t want to save them! If they thought he was such a bad person, they could just save themselves!


    "Harvard? Is that you?" Tabitha road on Donkey through the clearing. For some reason, she had a crown on her head, and arge wand. "I-I got a new ss in order to try and help you, Harvard. Hehe, don''t I look awesome? I''m a Crown Magic Wielder!''


    "Tabitha, you found me," Harvard smiled, "However, what is it? Is something wrong?"


    "Donkey sniffed you out for me," Tabitha said with a smile, "However, there is bad news. Candy Kid has joined the side of the Monsoon Kraken. Come with me to the Candy Shop and we''ll tell you why However, just be warned, you aren''t going to like hearing about it."


    ###


    The Candy Shop didn''t have a single piece of candy in it.


    In fact, a palpable sadness was in the room. Candy Kid was nearly as strong as Harvard was at 12:00 - 12:04 PM all the time. If he really did join the other side, then how the hell were they supposed to win?


    "I-It''s my fault!" Great Styles mmed his hand into the table. His muscr frame shaking from all the rage he felt! "Ah! I-I should''ve attacked that weird white haired man when I Saw him! I should''ve known that May Tape and Snow Lilly wouldn''t be captured! Why was I so stupid?"


    "You-you''re being too hard on yourself," Harvard shook his head. "I haveplete confidence that Candy Kid literally can''t join the Monsoon Kraken''s side. You see He considers me a father. He must be doing what I''d do. Pretend to be on their side only to slice them in the throatter!"


    "We-we got a letter from him," May Tape ced it on the table. "He-he seems serious. He said that he was offered a new type of special candy and that he''s sticking around for it! We-we aren''t 100 percent sure what that means, but he''s definitely not on our side anymore!"


    "Cut the crap!" Tilly said, steam seeming toe from her ears. Her beautiful smile vanishing from her face. "We-we can''t just sit around here! We have to start leveling up! However, all the monsters are gone from the continent, and the bouldercrabs don''t give experience because they are quest monsters!"


    Quest monsters were monsters that spawned for certain quests, and you wouldn''t get experience from them until after the quest wasplete.


    It was clear to everyone at the table that the Monsoon Kraken had done this on purpose! By threatening the entire continent, he knew that the system would create a Quest for it, and then he could take advantage of it! However, there had to be something they could do! Somewhere that the monsters hadn''t left to get experience.


    "I-I heard about this dungeon called the Great Sealed Dungeon, It''s a really difficult dungeon, but if we beat it, at least we''ll get some experience. There is the added benefit that we might get a battlefield designer to help us on the day of the big battle."


    ''Well, then let''s do that!" Tilly said, "Hmph, with my 10 girls together plus you 5 moderately good Ghost Adventurers, I''m sure there will be no boss we can''t beat!"


    "I think-I think there is tons of people we can''t beat yet," Harvard mmed his hand down. "Now here this! I will be the leader in charge of raiding the dungeon! If any of you have any problems with that, fight me outside right now!"


    "Oh, you do have some backbone," Tilly smiled, "Well, then. How about this? Rather than fighting, we take turns leading, and the one who does a better job gets to be in charge of the team. After all, I did get a message that you nearly tied my record in Tricky''s Conqueror Dungeon. It''s the least I can do."


    ''Fine, that does indeed sound fair," Harvard looked at the letter Candy Kid had written and gently folded it before tucking it in an empty container where candy used to be. "However, all of you here me, right now! On the day of the battle, even if we have to fight Candy Kid, we have to win! There can be nothing, not even a level 100 boss, that gets in our way! We must save this continent! Or else this entire might be destroyed because King Yama does that apparently!"


    "Hmmm, well, I''m sure we can''t be doing the worst out of all thes. I mean, there are 1,500 of them right," May Tape smiled and jiggled a little bit before she pulled out an item from her inventory. "However, Harvard, before you go, I forgot to mention Candy Kid hid this in the letter for you! We can''t figure out what it means, but maybe you can!"

 Chapter 78: 7 Days Remaining Until the Water Armys Crash!

    Chapter 78: 7 Days Remaining Until the Water Army''s Crash!


    Harvard put what Candy Kid gave him in his pocket, and looked up at the Great Sealed Dungoen.


    They had to climb three mountains, and ford three rivers, and ride three different types of donkeys to get here. It had been a long two days. Harvard sighed while a prompt appeared in front of him. Why did it always have to happen at the same time of day! He couldn''t get any more infamy, or he wouldn''t be able to any quests!


    [7 Days until the Monsoon Kraken turns Central Continent into his own personal pce under the sea! Please leave behind wills, so your families won''t go without food!]


    ''This-this has got to stop!'' Harvard jumped down from the back of a Donkey, and looked at Snow Lilly. "We-we have to defeat the Monsoon Kraken before the 7th day arrives! Now what is it? Why do you all seem so upset?"


    "It took us two days to get here!" Tilly stomped the floor, "Hmph, this was your great idea? I-I''ve never been so attracted, and hated someone so much in my entire life!"


    "Calm down," Snow Lilly said, "There wasn''t a single monster we saw on the way here. This might really be the only ce on all of Central Continent without Quests monsters. However, is it me, or are the coordinate for this ce 176.176.176 Doesn''t that mean it''s in the Central of Central Continent?"


    Snow Lilly was onto something here, but didn''t have it quite right. Because Central Continent was a strange shape, it wasn''t technically the center of Central Continent, and it was just an ident. Nheless, the dungeon in front of them was impressive. Though it was called the Great Sealed Dungeon, it was really in the center of a massive opening in a mountain.


    Looking down, Harvard saw hundreds of different types of monster on arge staircase that literally went all the way to the bottom of the mountain 3 kilometers down. He could even see several bosses, dozens of treasure chests, and lots of warning about danger! This was perfect! This was definitely the right ce to go!


    "Guys, are you ready to enter?" Harvard opened the prompt for the dungeon. "I-I''m sure it will be dangerous. Probably the most dangerous thing we''ve ever done."


    "Dude, just go," Snow Lilly patted him on the back, "We have like 20 out of the 30 top yers in all of Central Continent. We even have Harvest King here with us! We''ll be fine!"


    "I''m leading the way," Harvard looked at Harvest King and gulped. "You hear me Harvest King! Don''t go down any strange paths! This is for the future of Central Continent! So remember to go to the bathroom first!"


    "I''m entering us in," Tilly winked at Harvard while ten girls from her guild behind her snickered. "Now, remember, Harvard, I lead the team against the first boss, and you against the second. The one who does better gets to lead the battle against the Monsoon Kraken."


    Harvard nodded his head and then watched the prompt appear in front of him. To say it wasn''t terrifying, would be a huge lie!


    [Great Sealed Dungeon]


    [Dfficulty: B++] (Almost an A- dungeon)


    [20 Person Dungeon!]


    [Current Team: 20 / 20]


    [The resting ce of the Great Dungeon Designer is here. Some say, that the Great Dungoen Designer is still alive, creating new terrifying dungeons at the bottom of the Great Sealed Dungeon! Though you might not think the Great Dungeon Designer is a terrifying existence, he himself is considered an S level boss! If you can reach him, you can ask him for one request. If he likes you, there is a small chance you can unlock the Great Dungeon Designer Subss! With it, you might even be able to alter dungeons you enter! Do not underestimate this subss!]


    ''That''s so impressive,'' Tilly smiled, ''If that ss does what I think it does, if you enter a dungeon and you want to build a wall to the boss, you can probably do it.''


    ''However, I would never take a subss You have to use skill points from your main ss in order to level up your subss. It-it''s not worth it for anyone except the most pathetic of men."


    "I want that ss!" Grinning Sword smiled, "Now guys! Let''s go in! Invite me to the party"


    "We can''t," Tilly said, "Only 20 party members are allowed. "However, there is another dungeon over there, Grinning Sword. Why don''t you clear that while we''re taking care of business?"


    "But-but I came all the way here. Harvard invited me," Grinning Sword''s eyes started to water. "Why? What did I do wrong? Is it because I''m level 40 and you''re all over level 45?"


    "Grinning Sword," Harvard tapped him on the shoulder, "You have a ton of potential. However, right now, you''re like a young woman without experience. In a few years, you can either have a lot of experience from doing multiple dungeons, or a little experience. Right now, though, we need women with a lot of experience. You understand what I''m getting at right?"


    "When-when I went to a brothel, it''s true the woman that worked the most hours tended to be the best in bed," Grinning Sword nodded his head, "You''re right! I''ll go clear that small Dungeon! Haha! Thanks Hamlord!"


    "Dude, we going?" Snow Lilly tapped him on the arm while her light blue eyes sparkled. "As my best friend, I''m touched you care for such a weakling. It''s making me feel weird,"


    "And, off we go," Tilly activated the dungeon before arge gate shot open and a smaller one behind that and a smaller one behind that. "Tanks, Shield Lancers, go first! Dps, get behind me!"


    [Wee Ghost Adventurers to the Great Sealed Dungeon! In a couple seconds, the first boss wille to greet you! Please be patient and wait by the first staircase!]


    ''Ugh, I can tell this dungeon is going to be a pain in the ass,'' Harvard walked inside the dungeon and began to feel a sweltering head traveling up his body. ''However, at least we don''t have to clear our way to the boss.''

 Chapter 79: A Proposal From a Seductress

    Chapter 79: A Proposal From a Seductress


    Harvard watched in sheer surprise while an eight meter tall woman in ck and white armor slid down the side of a mountain on her shield.


    It took her just a second tond in front of them with her blue eyes scanning the party. She had a very impressive bust with a sharp ck and white top on that had two extremely sharpened des around her bosom area.


    ''Is she really a boss? She looks more like a seductress. I have a bad feeling about this dungeon. I really hope it wasn''t sealed for the reason I think it was.''


    Harvard looked up her and scanned her to see her information while she fumbled to pick up her shield. She was definitely not the most graceful boss he''d ever seen. She almost tripped while picking up the shield, and if she did, she would''ve fallen down the mountain.


    Harvest King looked up at her with dazzling eyes while Harvard watched prompt appear. Seriously, Harvest King, this was not thedy to get a crush on! She was like 12 timesrger than you? What could you possibly see in her?!


    [Mysterious Lady of Silver] (Elite Boss)


    [Level 55]


    [Haunts nightmares of children that don''t pay respect to their parents. If you think she looks innocent, wait until you see her angry. She has over 20 AOE attacks, one for every five percent of vitality she loses! Do you dare fight her?]


    ''I-I think she almostmitted idental suicide,'' Harvard face palmed himself while the boss nearly dropped her sword into her own chest. ''I-I don''t know Maybe this is a joke. This is definitely a joke!''


    "Prepare to battle me!" Mysterious LAdy of Silver dropped her sword again while Harvest King walked over to her and got down on his knees. "Damn it! What are you doing? Don''t pity me! I-I really am a terrifying existence!"


    "Will you marry me?" Harvest King looked up into her eyes while his sparkled. "I-I may not be perfect, but I know how to cook. I-I want to be the greatest cook in the world some day! I''ll be a great husband!"


    "Ugh, I''m blsuhing, hahaha. However, I can''t marry you. I''m so much bigger than you."


    "Just walk passed her," Tilly sighed and patted Harvest King on the back, "After you''re done talking to your new girlfriend,e meet us at the boss. This is definitely a joke. A bad joke, but a joke nheless."


    "I''ll be right here!" Harvest King smiled got off his knees. "So, is that a yes! Oh great! I can tell all my friends at the brothel about it! They''ll all be excited to meet you!"


    ''This-this this is the first time Harvest King has been useful,'' Harvard sighed and walked down the staircase. ''Now where the hell are the real enemies?! If we don''t get experience, Central Continent is doomed!''


    ###


    Grinning Sword entered into a small dungeon, and to his surprise all he saw in the center of the dungeon was a man with a map.


    He was tinkering with a small box, and every few seconds a small explosion would shoot out of the box. However, he didn''t seem dismayed. His grey hair with a white streak with smokeing out of it seemed to not bother him. He smiled, and the next moment he put his hand inside the box and twisted it. The next moment, the strangest thing happened! The box seemed to disappear and shoot up into the air! It shot passed Grinning Sword and almost took off his head! What the hell was that?


    "Ah, that smell. Were you around my daughter recently?" The grey haired man said, crossing his arms, "I heard she''s been visiting brothels a lot. She-she really does take after her father."


    "Was that a dungeon? Did you just make a dungeon?" Grinning Sword smiled, "Wow, is that how it works? You customize a small instance of it before it expands."


    "Who do you think I am? I''m just the student of the Great Dungeon Designer. Here, sit down, I''ll show you how it works."


    "Really?" Grinning Sword couldn''t believe his eyes. "Wow, this is the greatest day ever! I only had to kill one enemy, and it was level 10!"


    "I can only create level 10 monsters," The grey haired man wiped some sweat off his head, "Sigh, this is technically the boss room of the dungeon. You see, I still suck at making dungeons. All the ones I try to make explode!"


    "Is that a manual for the subss?" Grinning Sword smiled.


    There were two ways of getting a ss, one, through a quest, and the second one through a boring, old school manual where you had to memorize things. Obviously, most people preferred the easier way of doing quests, but some people preferred the harder way.


    However, luckily, Grinning Sword''s secret was that he also got a bandana from King Yama, and it happened to give him a perfect memory! He could remember anything, the proportions of woman, the curvature of their butts, and even anything he read! Perhaps he should be happy he dind''t go into the dungeon with Harvard!


    "Here, if you can make it pased page 226, you''ll be better than me. However, just a warning, this subss is the hardest ss I''ve evere across. You''ve been warned."


    "I''ll take a look. Maybe I can help you make a dungeon afterwards. You can use this ss to design battles to right?"


    "Yeah, but that''s like page 1256! Don''t think abut that yet, okay! One page at a time"


    ###


    Harvard finally got experience for the first time in ages, yet it was a little bit more experience then he expected.


    A gigantic yellow ball with a smiley face saw him and instantly bounced in the other direction before he jumped forward and shed it in half. It seemed to be broken. It had an area where it seemed missiles coulde out of, but all that seemed to happen were sparks.


    It was almost sad, but Harvard needed experience.


    [Great Bounce has been killed]


    [Level 50]


    [Experience + 1,500,000]


    "I-I think I know why we aren''t running into any hard bosses," Tilly said, crossing her arms. A few girls nodded their heads behind her and also crossed their arms. "This-this might be where the dungeon designer keeps his faulty creations. Harvard, I think you might have taken us to a gold mine."


    "If that''s true, however," Snow Lilly said, "Then why the hell is that boss so terrifying? The one down this staircase in the center of that tform."


    The boss that Snow Lilly was talking about was roughly 20 meters tall and had a gigantic ax with a spear attached to it and two swords on its left and right side. It was extremely furry, and all that could be seen was a little sliver of its red eyes. Harvard instantly felt afraid! One attack from that weapon seemed to be enough to cut an entire mountain in half.


    "If I were the dungeon designer, I''d also keep my failed creations here," May Tape tossed a dagger through the air before it popped a balloon with a smile on its face. Instantly, the entire group got a million experience. Harvest King even leveled up. "However, in order to protect them, I''d put the strongest bosses I could between floors! That way, nothing bad could get to them!"

 Chapter 80: Great Sundering Rock Monster

    Chapter 80: Great Sundering Rock Monster


    Candy Kid sat on a throne made of Candy while he learned about Harvard''s current predicament from a henchmen that belonged to the Monsoon Kraken.


    Harvard had a vastwork spying on his party, which included over 100 Secret Crabs, 10 Hidden Boulder Crabs, and 3 Invisible Floating Cloud Sharks. In exchange for Candy Kid agreeing to ''work'' with the Monsoon Kraken, this was one part of the deal he asked for.


    The other part of the deal was to help locating the ten other rtives. It turned out, that Candy Kid, who thought his mom only left at night on her father to work, actually had an entire other family! With that family, she had six children with two different men! It was extremelyplicated, but all those children had also been turned into haze by King Yama!


    Each of the clouds of haze was in one of the other continents. He was the one in Central Continent, his sisters were in West Continent, and his brothers were in North and South Continent. He really didn''t want to help the Monsoon Kraken, but he also really wanted to meet his family members! As such, he agreed not to participate in the battle for this information, and he also got a lot of candy! He tried to suck away the sadness from a lollypop, but it made his tongue blue which made him sad!


    ''Damn it! If only-if only my mother didn''t sleep with men in secret! No wonder my father died! He must have found out, and then gotten killed by one of her other secret boyfriends!''


    Candy Kid looked around in the throne room he was in, madepletely of candy, and nodded his head. Once the Monsoon Kraken got destroyed by Harvard, he''d still get that information! He might have to fight Harvard for a little while, but in the agreement it never said he had to fight him with all his strength!


    ''I don''t get it. The only way the Monsoon Kraken would be able to talk to King Yama, and find that information out, is if they''re somewhat rted,'' Candy Kid shook his head, ''However, that doesn''t make sense. Why would King Yama tell him something about me!


    RUUUH! RUUUH!


    An rm went off around Candy Kid and he immediately looked up and saw a television. Thousands of crabs were running to their battle stations while the Monsoon Kraken appeared on the screen. He looked terrified! Like he just found out the worst news of his life.


    "Everyone, this is serious! Hamlord has just gone into the Great Sealed Dungeon! One sixteenth of All forces, head to the Great Sealed Dungeon Mountains and prepare to attack him when he leaves! That man in that dungeon must never be allowed to leave alive!"


    "Hmph,I knew Harvard would figure something out." Candy Kid smiled while he looked at the picture of his sister in West Continent. "Mom, I''ll say this. I''ll find our family and unite it, even though you didn''t! I''ll grow up and be big and strong, unlike father, who you cheated on visciously! I''ll be the best son to Hamlord that I can be!"


    ###


    Harvard had no idea an entire battalion wasing towards him because of the fear the Monsoon Kraken felt towards the Great Dungeon Designer.


    However, he was already in a bit of a bind. Therge furry boss that they had to fight was incredible. It had nearly infinite defense with no attack. It was the strangest boss he ever fought.


    [Great Furry Conqueror]


    [Level 55]


    [His Vitality is over 900,000,000!]


    [Has very little attack, but is just meant to keep out intruders by stalling him with hisrge body! Beware of itsrge de! If it hits you, its attack will do triple damage, which might be enough to cause a cut!!]


    ''Such an annoying boss!'' Harvard hit the boss and seemed to be the only one in the group that did more than -1 Vitaly. He did an entire 100 Vitality of damage because of Gap Pierce.


    However, the boss also healed fast, so he was almost impossible to destroy! Luckily, it was 11:59 AM! Soon, him and Great Styles should be able to spring into action!


    "HAHAHHA! I''m undefeatable!" Great Furry Conqueror got hit back towards the edge of the tform. "And don''t think I don''t know what you''re trying to do! You''re trying to push me off!"


    "I got this!" Great Styles screamed and used a hammer he had to m into Great Furry Conqueror''s de! "Harvard, go up ahead! Everyone go up ahead! This is my chance to develop! My chance to shine!"


    "I agree," Tilly''s bleached blonde hair spun behind her while her beautiful body glowed. She looked so pretty that Snow Lilly almost fumbled her wand while the poorly built stage started to fall apart.


    The stage seemed to have a weight limit, and if the entire guild stayed on it too long, the boss and them would die! Seriously, what an annoying boss! The real problem isn''t it, but if you don''t kill it fast enough, you fall into the abyss and die a slow death!


    "Fine! Let''s go!" Harvard screamed, "Hmph, however, this will now mean both Harvest King and Great Styles are left behind! We-we can''t make any more foolish mistakes!"


    "Hmph, just go!" Great Styles began to growrger since it just turned 12 PM. "HAHAHA! You ready big boy! You ready to see my growrger!"


    "Hmph, did you think you guys were the only ones that had a special ss that activated at 12 PM?" Tilly began to unbutton her shirt a few buttons before her chest began to rapidly swell. "I-I''m embarrassed, but I have a hidden ss that you boys could never ever master. It''s called the Difficult Swollen Two handed ss. It-it makes my butt and boobs swell, okay! Stop looking at me like that!"


    "I-I''ve never seen something so beautiful in my life,'' Snow Lilly dropped her weapon and looked into Tilly''s body gettingrger at every possible curve. "Wow, Harvard, her boobs are even bigger than mine!"


    "Enough!" The Great Furry Conqueror stepped back and then shed out with its de. "None of you can leave! I''m the ultimate obstacle!"


    "Take this! Helmet Bash!"Great Styles hit the Great Furry Conqueror with his head before theter took off into the air. His body instantly shot off the tform and fell down below. A scream could be heard for several minutes before a ''plop'' followed.


    Some blood curdling scream may have also been part of the scream, but they couldn''t tell.


    [Great Furry Conqueror has been defeated]


    [You''ve gained 1,200,000,000 experience]


    [You''re all going to level up]


    [Doesn''t it feel good?]


    [Hamlord has leveled up to level 50!]


    [You''ve unlocked the new Midnight Ruler Skill, Vanishing Step]


    [You can now vanish three steps back to where you were previously in order to dodge an attack. Doesn''t work if you just jumped or someone is behind you where you were previously stepping.]


    ''Ugh, feels good man,'' Great styles smiled and pointed at Harvard, ''Hahaha! Harvard, now top that! I think I owe apliment! I think-I think you owe me a talk with my wife!"


    "Let''s go," Tilly said, "It''s Hamlords''s turn tomand the battle this time. Tilly attempted to cover her chest before a button flew off. "Ugh, and stop staring! I know it''s a weird ss, but at least It''s effective right! Did you see the boss look in my direction, and then fall?!"


    "That''s not why it fell," Harvard shook his head, "Anyways, let''s get serious guys! Let''s go!"


    ###


    Harvard killed the most ridiculous monsters ever until he came across a small treasure room on the 90th staircase. There were roughly 1000 staircases, and he figured 10 bosses. By the time they left this dungeon, he might really be able to get his third ss.


    [Warning! The dungeon has been breached by the Monsoon Kraken. 1 / 16th of his army has been sent to kill you!]


    [Please make your way down the dungeon as fast as possible in order to survive. Time until you get killed by the Monsoon Kraken''s army, 5 hours. Make it to the bottom in that time, or you''re dead!]


    ''I''m confused, I thought dungeons could only have adventurers?!'' Harvard scratched his head and ignored his worries while he decided to walk into the treasure room. There was a treasure room after every boss, and Harvard just so happened to spot a small creature that made his eyes shimmer. "Anyways, let''s get the treasure real quick, and then rush down the stairs! I-I only have 4 more minutes with Magnificent Noon Ruler activated!''


    "And you chose it to get a treasure?" May Tape smiled before she popped three more balloons with smiley faces that gave them 5,000,000 experience. "What do you see that''s making you so excited?"


    "A monster in a cage." Harvard smiled, "And I''m hoping it has good abilities. Something has to change now that Candy Kid isn''t on our side! I need some new powerful type of ability!"


    Harvard smiled and walked over to the caged beast as it growled and released smoke from its mouth! Whatever it was, it seemed really useful!


    [Great Sundering Rock Monster]


    [Useful skills: Evaporate]


    [Warning: information on Great Sundering Rock Monster is iplete! There may be someplications with absorbing this monster!]


    ''I''ll take the risk!'' Harvard told the girls with him to turn around because he had to pee and took out the Evolution Cage. "Now,e to papa! Let''s see what you''re made of!"

 Chapter 81: Magic Tank

    Chapter 81: Magic Tank


    [Great Sundering Rock Monster has been absorbed inside the Evolution Cage]


    [You''ve learned the skill, Evaporate!]


    [Causes all the water around you or approaching you to evaporate at an exchange rate of 1 Vitality for ten cubic meter of water evaporated! To evaporate an entireke is possible, but you''d need to use 10,000 Vitality!]


    [It is also rmended that all women around you when this skill activate wear swimsuits. This skill has the added effect of making the area around you extremely hot. Some women may not be able to take the heat, and will take off their armors in exchange for more ttering apparel!]


    ''Hmmm, this is just what I needed'' Hamlord nodded his head and looked at the current time. It was already 12:01! This was serious! He had to hurry and get to the second boss on the 150th staircase!


    "Guys, look over here!" Harvest King said, "There is a secret passage! Guys, we should check it out! Maybe it will get us down to the bottom floor faster!"


    "HELL NO!" May Tape, Snow Lilly, and Great Stlyes screamed. "Last time you did that, we almost all died!"


    "Hmph, but this one has a golden sign in front of it," Harvest King sighed and looked over at a treasure chest. "Wait, guys, you didn''t open this treasure chest either. Mind if I open it."


    ''Step away from that treasure chest," Harvard shook his head, "I already saw that treasure chest, and it''s cement is weird. Harvest King, you need to learn to study your surroundings! Someday, you might get us all killed."


    "I-I had a problem in myst life gambling," Harvest King smiled before he opened the chest. "Sorry, but I can''t not do it! I have to do it!"


    "No!" Harvard tried to stop Harvest King from opening the treasure chest, but by the time he made it to him, it was already toote. Harvest King smiled and pulled out arge silver shield that seemed to have arge smiley face on it. Everyone was shocked, for once, Harvest King hadn''t almost gotten them killed.


    "Guys, you''re not going to believe it! This shield is a cursed artifact! Should I equip it! I already equipped it!"


    "He-he''s not joining us in the next dungeon raid we do," Tilly sighed and opened the door for Harvard, "Now let''s go! Let''s hurry to the next boss! Harvard, it''s your turn this time, I don''t want to be disappointed in you. In fact, I''m expecting big things from you tonight. You see, at 12:00 AM, I also have a powerful ability. Hehe, what do you say you and May Tapee over and find out what it is?"


    "Oh, that''s our wrestling time, sure!" May Tape smiled and ignored Harvest King''s screams, "Yes, there''s also a new television show that Silvia is producing! I can''t wait to watch it!"


    ###


    At the bottom of the Great Sealed Dungeon,


    A man in front of dozens of television wasughing. He saw the Monsoon Kraken''s army invading on one screen, and Harvest King on another screen, and Tilly''s breasts on another screen.


    This was definitely a good day. His worst creations were finally getting their time to shine!


    He especially focused on the shield that Harvest King had in his hands, and nodded his head. It was called the Shield of Weightlessness. It turned defense into intelligence! It was all for one reason! One of his greatest dreams was to always have a tank that used magic! He smiled! Harvest King, some day, might be the greatest tank in all of Central Continent! That''s if he didn''t die first from going crazy when he realized none of his skills used wisdom!


    Fortunately, the shield had four skills imbued inside of it, Magic Defender, Great Magic Shield, Magic Defender''s Defense, and Call of the Mighty! Unfortunately, the side effects of the Shield of Weightlessness were unknown. Regardless, this was an amazing day for Tricky''s father, Trinister! In these 20 daring invaders heading towards the final boss room on the final floor, there was definitely one who deserved to be an heir to his subss!


    ''I''m expecting great things from you, Hamlord,'' Trinister ate a piece of broli and smiled while a woman came over and sat on hisp before sticking a grape into his mouth. "You may not believe this, but I helped design the dungeon where you fought those toads in, hahahaha! Now, time to release the Dragon-headed Pharoah Moths! Time to see true despair enter into your eyes!''


    ###


    Harvard wanted to cry after reaching level 51.


    For weeks, because of the Monsoon Kraken''s army, he hadn''t really been able to level up. Yet, now, a group of Dragon-headed Pharoah Moths attacked him. Though they caused a lot of damage if you let themnd on your body, they were rather easy to kill.


    They only had to be touched once in order to explode. Fortunately, by the time it was 12:03, they had cleared all the Dragon-head ed Pharoah Moths and made it to the next boss.


    ''I only have three minutes to attack it with Magnificent Noon Ruler still activated. Guys, this is serious. This next boss looks even harder than thest boss.''


    "This dungeon is a joke." Tilly''s breasts started to dete while she blushed from Harvard looking at her chest. "What? You want to touch them or something? Go ahead! Take me into a treasure room and check them out! I-I don''t care!"


    "She-she''s rather forward about what she wants," Snow Lilly put her arm around Harvard, causing Tilly to instantly drop her head in shame. "Brother, what should we do against this boss?"


    Harvard looked up at the boss, and nodded his head before a thousand ns began to formte in his mind. This boss was called the Great m Magician. He was guessing since it was a magician, it was best to try and attack it up close.


    ''Harvest King, you tank it,'' Harvard looked back and saw Harvest King floating off the ground. ''Damn it! Stop crying Harvest King! You''re the one who picked up that shield! Didn''t I tell you? Didn''t I tell you to not open that chest!"


    "My life has no more meaning," Harvest King wanted to hit himself in the head. "All my skills are useless except my get aggro skill! Ah! What am I supposed to do?!"


    "You''re still our tank," Harvard smiled, "Now let''s get in there, and destroy that boss!" Harvard activated Ultimate Stealth, Double Stealth, and then smokescreen. "Now let''s do this! Make smart decisions! Beautiful woman with a shield, help Harvest King! Everyone else! Max DPS! This thing must be killed as fast as possible! It definitely has AOE attacks!"


    "I''m loving you as a leader," May Tape kissed Harvard on the cheek. "Hehe, however, I''ve gotten stronger Harvard, can''t wait to wrestle youter,"


    "Thanks May Tape, but let''s be serious," Harvard looked at the gigantic ten headed monster in front of him with sixteen wands in fifteen arms and sighed. "This boss. This has to be the hardest boss we ever faced."


    "Well then, lets take it out," May Tape smiled, "We''re the best unnamed guild in the entire continent! We can do this!"


    "Hmph, I agree! Now attack!" Harvard smiled, "Let''s ughter him!"

 Chapter 82: Bronze Worlds

    Chapter 82: Bronze Worlds


    Meanwhile, King Yama was trying to choose which of the 1500 worlds to destroy first.


    She made a promise to herself that the Universe Expansion Pack would only have 500 worlds one it wasplete. One gold world, where the winner would be decided, 10 silver worlds where they wouldpete for the crown, and 489 bronze worlds.


    Her n was to destroy one world every month, for 1000 months, in order to get down to the 500 worlds. That meant in roughly 85 years they would be into the bronze stage of thepetition.


    However, part of her wanted to make it a little faster. If she destroyed 3 worlds every month, that would make it over in 29 years. She sighed, and tried to figure out what to do. She had thousands of family members taking part in her Universe Expansion Pack, like the Monsoon Kraken, who was her 2000th cousin 1000 times removed. Thinking about it while a small child walked into her room, she could only look down at herrge breasts and pull out a small little trinket. She kept all her most important objects hidden between herrge mounds. In her hands, she happened to have grabbed a small little wheel with 3 numbers. This was a perfect way to decide the fate of her universe! Spinning a wheel to decide their fate!


    "Mam, is it true that I can either reincarnate, or take part in the Universe Expansion Pack?" The little boy in front of King Yama asked, "Because, I-I just got my tenth green bandana. These can be used to trade in for valuable objects, right?"


    "Hmmm?" King Yama spun the wheel with the numbers one through three on it, and put it on her desk. It would probably stop spinning in roughly two weeks, so she wasn''t toofocused on it. "10 Bandanas? How did you get so many?"


    "Hehe, well, I figured out from themercials on the television in the underworld that there had to be something special about them. I called 100,000,000 times! And justst night, I got my 10th bandana! I don''t know why they''re all green, but they''re special right?"


    ''What''s his name,'' King Yama held out her hand before a prompt appeared above the small boy. He looked like a normal ghost, just like Harvard did a few months ago, but she could sense something strange in his eyes. A secondter, she figured out where that look came from.


    [Jab Lock]


    [Previous Life: Known as the Patient Assassin]


    [Killed the king of his by waiting underground for 5 years outside of his bedroom.]


    [Assessment: Extremely intelligent and Cunning and highly dangerous.]


    [1 percent chance of winning the Universe Expansion Pack battle!]


    ''One percent! That''s an insane assessment,'' King Yama nodded her head, and grabbed another device between her breasts. It had the name of the 1500 worlds, and she scrolled down to three worlds that were the worst. "Let''s see, Kart95 is currently thest ce world, so it almost has a 10 percent chance of being destroyed. Ugh, should I send this monster there? Maybe he''ll change their odds."


    "Miss, you''re so beautiful, I feel like when you created the heavens, you made it in your image."


    "Hoh, sweet talker," King Yamaughed, "Good luck in the Universe Expansion Pack, Jab. Since you''re so nice to me, I''ll grant you one request."


    "I-I want to be an enemy to all the other yers on the. I want to be the final boss!"


    "Well, that''s a quest I can easily grant," King Yama tapped him on the head before he disappeared. She smiled, and looked at the spinning wheel. "Well, now Kart95 has almost a 60 percent chance of being destroyed. Let''s hope, Hamlord, and all the other yers there, can level up a little faster! Or soon, they''ll be extinguished for all eternity!"


    ###


    Harvard''s Magnifent Daylight Daggers shimmered in the darkness while he cut off the third arm off the Great m Magician.


    He sighed and watched it grow back before he cut off another five arms! This had to be the most annoying boss he''d ever faced! He really hoped this wouldn''t be a pattern.


    [Great m Magician]


    [Level 52]


    [If it has all sixteen arms, it can m the ground and cause each Ghost Adventurer facing it to lose 10 percent of its vitality! You must cut off its arms faster than it can grow them back, or else this spell will only get stronger! Remove all fifteen arms for it to reveal its weakpoint!]


    [System information: it''s arms must be removed in a certain order. The 1st arm, 3rd arm on the right, then 5th arm on the left and 7th arm on the left Finally 2nd arm on the right, 4th arm on the right You get it, I hope! Now kill him!]


    ''Such a pain in the ass!'' Harvard activated Magnificent sh while everyone behind him attacked with all their might!


    Boom!


    A single hand from the Great m Magician mmed into Great Styles and sent him sliding near the edge of the tform. A few rocks fell from beneath his ck boots as he looked down with his muscr frame! Harvard sighed and then cut off the next three arms!


    Two grew back by the time he cut off the third, but he was making progress! If this kept up, he could kill him in 2 minutes!


    "Hahahaha! Great Storm of Destruction! Grant me power!"


    "No you don''t!" Harvard cut off the hand of the wand that was glowing before he jumped off the tform and kept slicing off arms. He was going so fast, that he looked like a pair of trimmers cutting of the branches of a tree that kept growing too fast!"I''m going to win! I''m going to end up leading the battle against the Monsoon Kraken! I''ll show everyone that evenwyers can do good things!"


    "He-he''s making it hard to attack. He''d be a terrible leader," Tilly crossed her arms. "He''s not being considerate of our Damage Dealers. It''s hard to attack the boss without hitting him."


    "Just give him a chance," Snow Lilly said smiling, dozens of white bullets shooting out of her wand. "He''s really good when we''re in the apartment together. He lets me just spread my legs with my skirt on and underwear and sit on the couch and watch television with him."


    "Sounds nice. I can never get anyone to like me," Tillyined while another arm fell down. "Ugh, it''s the curse of these small things. If only I hadrger weapons."


    "What are you talking about?" Great Styles said with a smile, "You''re so pretty! It''s just I had a wife! Everyone likes you! Didn''t you see the men fall over when they saw you from behind? You''re great!"


    "Thanks Great Styles, but Hamlord doesn''t even notice me," Tilly tossed away her sword while Harvard and the boss'' battle only grew more intense. "I-I know I''m beautiful, but I''m just too upfront with what I want. I think it scares men away."


    "Hehe, not Hamlord. Tonight, I''ll help you wrestle with him!" May Tape grabbed Tilly''s hand and pointed at the exit. "Nowe on! Let''s go practice wrestling! Hamlord got his!


    "Okay," Tilly nodded her head, "Thanks May Tape. You know. You jingle when you walk. It''s really attractive."


    "Aw, thank you!" May Tape and Tilly walked off causing Great Styles to stare. What just happened? What did it even mean to wrestle? He had so many questions!


    "Hamlord, move! Stop blocking our attacks!"


    "There''s a reason why! You have to cut off his hands in a certain order!" Hamlord screamed and tossed a dagger at an iing arrow! I got this!"


    "Hmph, asshole!" One of Tilly''s guild members screamed! "You''re just trying to steal all the experience!"


    "No, no I''m not!" Harvard cut off the fourteenth of fifteen hands and then looked at the final one. It was right in the center of his chest. He got this!


    Boom!


    Harvard sliced through the arm of the boss and then his neck and then arge explosion ured! No one knew who lived or died!"

 Chapter 83: Magnificent Boss Understanding

    Chapter 83: Magnificent Boss Understanding


    Harvard took a deep breath while hended on top of the Great m Magician.


    He had 5 Vitality left, which surprised him because he had 10,000 Vitality before the Great m Magician exploded. It was quite shocking. If not for the +6 Vitality he earnedst night with Hot Yummy for fulfilling their marital duties in a tent, he''d probably be dead.


    "Heal him, quickly!" One of Tilly''s guild members, Katie, screamed, "You fool! You see! I told you we should''ve worked together! Ever think of just telling us which arms to cut off first? It''s like you wanted to climb Mount Tai by yourself, but forgot there were dozens of people behind you to support you! Well look at your vitality! 5 more vitality, and you would''ve been dead!"


    "I-I''m so d we did itst night!" Hot Yummy rushed over to Harvard with tears in her eyes. "We-we should do it here, right now? Do you guys mind watching us us put up a tent real quickly so I can make sure he''s okay. He''s cursed."


    "Hmph, he''s not cursed. He''s just an idiot," Katie turned around and pointed at a healing maiden before she healed Harvard. "Now, idiot. Why didn''t we get experience? What''s taking so long?!"


    [Hamlord has single handedly killed the Great m Magician]


    [Hamlord has received 500,000,000 experience, and has received the nickname, Selfish Ham!]


    [Hamlord has leveled up to level 54!]


    ''Damn it! Since when can you even solo kill bosses?'' Harvard was sure that Snow Lilly hit the boss at least 20 times. "Look guys! I apologize! It was all a misunderstanding"


    "You-you passed me on the leaderboard. Congrattions," Great Stylesughed and nodded his head. "I see how it is, Hamlord. You-you yed your cards right, but now I''m no longer your friend! My wife! My wife is going to be so pissed at me now that you leveled up! I-I hate you!"


    "What does your wife have to do with this?" Harvardughed awkwardly. "Why do you all look so mad? I was just trying to defeat the boss. I-I only had three minutes. I-I thought it would share experience."


    "Hmph, next boss, I''m taking the lead. You sit out, Hamlord," Tilly slowly buttoned up her shirt and patted May Tape on the back. "However, I hope you know that I''m going to be the one fighting the Kraken''s now, and leading the battle! You failed!"


    [You''ve been demoted from Vice Leader in the unnamed Guild to Scrub]


    ''I-I Don''t even remember joining a guild. I thought I was in the Pdin Guild?'' Harvard sighed and shook his head. "Anyways, guys, I think-I think you really are overreacting. I won''t let that happen again."


    "We won''t let that happen again," Tilly winked at Harvard and held May Tapes hand. "Tonight, you''re going to develop thanks to me and May Tapes team work! YOu just watch!"


    "What? I-I don''t understand? How are you going to teach me teamwork tonight?" Harvard watched May Tape and Tilly walk off andugh. "Ugh, whatever! I-I still defeated the boss! They should at least give me some credit!"


    ###


    Harvard made it down to the 256 staircase and the 16th step before they finally found another boss.


    As promised, the rest of the team decided to fight the boss without him. It was a boss named Uncanny Nickel, and he was an extremely powerful round boss that tossed Lograms at Ghost Adventurers.


    If a Ghost Adventurer happened to pick up one of those Lograms, he''d lost 10 Vitality. HOwever, if he didn''t, eventually, he would literally drowned in a sea of Lograms!


    [Uncanny Nickel]


    [Level 56]


    [The richest boss you''ll ever meet, that uses Lograms as weapons! To defeat him, you''ll need both brains and brawns and a whole lot of courage! When he gets down to 10 perent Vitality, he will drop Lograms worth 10,000 Lograms each! Only the most noble of hearts can defeat this boss!]


    [System information: Tossing Lograms back at him will cause 700% extra damage]


    ''Damn it. I can''t let them know I have a system, so how am I supposed to work with them! I can''t just scream, hey, try tossing a coin at the boss! See how that works.''


    ''At thest boss, it might have taken us 10 hours too, if I didn''t cut off the boss''s arms in a certain order. We have an army behind us!''


    Harvard turned back and saw some extremelyrge fish fighting dragons and a few giantdies above him. He sighed. Those were definitely the Monsoon Kraken''s Tank Snail Fish that did a lot of damage if they ever got close to you. This was so annoying! Those things would be down here any hour! And once they had them sealed in a small space, they''d almost instantly kill them!


    Tank Snail fish were level 60 Quest Monsters that the Monsoon Kraken used judiciously to destroy certain cities. Since they moved at a rate of 1 Kilometer an hour, it took them along time to get to their destination, but boom! They could really destroy things if they finally made it to their destination!


    A team of Ghost Adventurers had tried to kill one, but rather than bother trying to fight them back it just exploded and killed them all.


    ''Ugh, at least we''re getting support,'' Harvard watched Harvest King try his hardest to tank, but he kept identally flying into Snow Lilly''s Butt or at least, Harvard thought that was na ident. ''Anyways, I suppose in the next hour, I should be able to think of a way to make up some sort of skill that could exin how I know all these boss'' weaknesses Hmm, think Harvard think!"


    ###


    Harvard watched for an hour while Uncanny Nickel fought his guild.


    Finally, he thought an excuse to exin one of his systems abilities. Since he had three sses, and no one knew anything about Magnificent Daylight Ruler, he thought of an ability Magnificent Understanding of Bosses!


    ''That sounds good right? That''s a good title right?'' Harvard walked over to a Logram on the floor and then tossed it at the boss. Instantly, the boss that had been regenerating at a constant rate opened its mouth in terror. It''s bronze skin turned pale silver before one of its own coins hit it in the face.


    The next moment, the boss fell of the stage, and died!


    [Hamlord has killed Uncanny Nickel! He''s received 10 percent of the experience even though he only did 1 percent of the damage!]


    "You-you bastard!" Katie walked over to Harvard and attempted to push him but he was too good at dodging. "Stop! Stop moving! You deserve to be hit!"


    "I have a skill called Magnificent Boss Understanding Okay? It tells me what boss'' weaknesses are!"


    "Hmph, and you just decided to tell us now?" Katie shook her head, "You''re the type of man I hate the most. And just you wait. I''ll make sure that Tilly never sets foot in your bedroom! She''ll be setting her feet in my bedroom! Just you wait!"


    "I-I see that exins it," Harvard put his arm around Katie and smiled. "So, would you forgive me if I got you two a romantic dinner in a hotel? I know the perfect ce."


    "Hmph, she''ll only kiss me if I''m kissing you at the same time," Katie grabbed Harvard''s hand. "Do-do you mind letting mee to your room tonight also? I-I''m nervous to tell her I like her."


    ''I think I think, Katie, things will all work out." Harvard put his arm around her and looked down. She really didn''t have too much of a chest, but her butt was so big it was hard not to touch it when he touched her back. It was just so perfectly round. "However, wouldn''t it be better just to tell her how you feel? Not trick her by using me."


    "Please-please let me use you to get to her," Katie smiled widely. Suddenly, her anger faded so fast that Harvard was somewhat scared. "In fact, three other girls like her. Can we alle on different nights?"


    "I-I think I just went to Harem heaven," Harvard nodded his head, "Anyways, let''s talk about this after we defeat the next boss! Nowe on! Hurry! 2 more bosses to go before we make it to the bottom of the dungeon!"

 Chapter 84: Teamwork Training

    Chapter 84: Teamwork Training


    In Ghost Cape Falls,


    Jab Lock decided to choose the screen name Wastrel.


    He looked over at himself in the mirror, and noticed his white hair from when he was the Patient Assassin had been reced by bleached blue hair. He was quite attractive in this new body, and had a bulging muscr frame withrge, hulkish muscles.


    In hisst life, as the Patient Assassin, he spent many hours and nights eating as much food as possible in order to try and gain weight, but he never could. However, it seemed like King Yama really did favor him. He was so attractive that an NPC giving out a basic envelope quest blushed when he walked up to her.


    "Hi, would you like to take a Quest? Wait, do you happen to have any special items in your inventory!"


    "I don''t. Why?" Jab Lock shook his head, He could see a few yers ncing over at him. Clearly, someone had set up workers here to take notes on the novices that entered the town. He looked over at a man in a ck cape handing in a find the chicken quest. He was level 30! Clearly, he was here because someone was paying him to be here!


    ''Hmph, amateurs. No wonder this world is on the chopping block,'' Jab Lock walked over to an NPC in the corner of the vige, and asked to take her inside before finding out what his ten bandanas did.


    However, he was patient, and only decided to turn one in now. He could turn in the other nine with any NPC. He wasn''t in a hurry. People who hurried to get good at anything, usually lost to those who took their time. He killed many people by waiting an extra day longer than they suspected he would. He sighed, and looked at a beautiful brte NPC letting him into her house to avoid the rain. She was nice, but if he wanted to kill her, the butter knife on her te would be more than enough to cook for her and then kill her with poison!


    "You-you aren''t any normal novice," The NPC smiled, "I''m Limani I-I work at a brothel as a side job. Why don''t youe around for thete shift? Maybe we can find out what other special items you have in your inventory then?"


    "No thanks, once I reach level 60, I can meet you there." Jab Lock sighed and opened up the information on his system


    [You''ve unlocked the Great ssful System]


    [You can go down multiple different ss paths at the same time, and switch from one to the other. You can even switch sses in battle! However, others might notice how great you are! Thanks to the Great ssful System''s Greatness!]


    ''Great ssful System? That almost doesn''t make sense,'' Jab Lock sighed and sat down at Limani''s table. She had arge bandage around her right hand that made it hard for her to do most things, so she struggled to pour Jab Lock a drink.


    "If I get you drunk, will you at least give me a single Logram for spending the night? It''s been hard as an NPC. Thanks to the weather because of the Monsoon Kraken, no novices are bothering to stay around Ghost Cape town."


    "Hmm, what a pain. I''ll give you a billion Lograms the next time I return." Jab Lock stood up and looked out the window. "In exchange, tell me if there are any quests in this vige no one has everpleted, and hurry! The tea is getting cold!"


    "There-there is an old man that is in the well, but no one ever bothered to get him. He-he''s apparently a murderer, but if you rescue him, I heard the reward is either death or to die for."


    "No one can kill me unless I want them too," Jab Lock sighed and walked out into the rain. His boots, instantly got covered with mud before he looked back at Limani with a slight smile. "I-I owe you a lot for letting me get some privacy. I-I see no reason to kill you either." Jab Lock sighed and tossed a bandana out of his inventory. "Here, convert that into whatever it is. However, in exchange, you have to work for me. What do you say?"


    "Are you serious?" Limani said, "I-I''ve checked with the other NPCs. Only 100 people even had bandanas. And you''re giving your second one away?"


    "I''m making an investment in my future wife," Jab Lock said, "I-I suck at romance, so I normally just go to brothels when I want attention. However, you own a brothel. I figured I figured just make you mine, and then you can let me go for free once you''re my wife. What do you say?"


    "I-I''m not sure," Limani said, "Can I get a week to think about it?"


    "I''ll return with a thousand heads as signs of my affections for you," Jab Lock mmed the door. "Now, let''s get this old man out of the stupid well! And damn it! Whomever made it rain like this I''m going to kill first! I don''t care how long it takes! He must die!"


    ###


    [6 and a half days and 30 minutes until the Monsoon Kraken turns Central Continent into a pce because of what Hamlord did.]


    ''Why? Why is it suddenly getting more specific,'' Harvard sighed and walked down the 580th staircase. Thest boss was just moments ahead, but pretty much everyone was tired of fighting monsters.


    Harvard had reached level 55, and he should be happy, but in reality he was never in a dungeon with more than 3 bosses before. Even when he yed games in his cell in the underworld, most boss raids woul dhave maximum 4 bosses! This dungeon, had like 20 bosses! Finally, they were finally almost down to the 600th staircase!


    Pop!


    May Tape killed a gigantic dog balloon that tried to hit her with its bubbly tail. After that kill, the entire guild got 1,000,000 experience.


    A few more balloon turtles tried to surprise them from the sides, but they were also popped. Harvard smiled when he finally saw arge boss door in front of him.


    "We finally made it! Aren''t you guys excited!"


    "Hmph, me and May Tape and Hot Yummy and Katie have been talking! We-we need to teach you team work now! We-we are going to set a few tents up outside the boss room! No one besides us and Harvard is allowed to enter."


    "Omg Can I join?" Snow Lilly said with a smile, "I-I want to help Harvard learn teamwork!"


    "No, not you brother!" Harvardughed and gently caressed Snow Lilly''s shoulder. "How aboutter You tell me more about what you n to do with Dasota okay? I-I have to develop on my own. Let me suffer with them in the tents. However, would you mind taking Great Styles, Harvest King and the other girls up a few floors. You really don''t want to see this battle.


    "For my brother, I would do anything! Hmph, but It''s strange to see you so flush. What type of training can four girls and one men in a tent possibly have? Hohoho. I bet they are really going to break you."


    "Let''s hope not," Harvard cleared his throat while a gigantic Tank Fish destroyed a pir ten floors above. It shot a water burst out of its mouth, and bricks rained down! Yet Harvard just moved aside! After all, he really had to learn teamwork now! It was his destiny!


    "What are you waiting for!" May Tape smiled, "I got them set up perfectly! Time to practice teamwork."


    "Well, a man''s got to do what a man''s got to do," Harvard walked towards the tent and smiled. "Now, May Tape, you''re fully in charge of teaching me teamwork, okay. You are my first girlfriend, so feel free to help me out."


    "Hohoho! This isn''t going to be the type of training you think it is," May Tape gently kissed Harvard on the lips before she opened the tent p. "Now girls! Get in battle positions! It''s time to teach Harvard how to be a team yer!"

 Chapter 85: Snake Wyvern

    Chapter 85: Snake Wyvern


    Harvard had never been so thoroughly stretched in so many ways.


    He thought May Tape would at most want to teach him teamwork through some type of strategy game, but this was a whole new type of game entirely.


    In the tents, right outside the boss room, there was a bottle that they spun to determine who the boss would be and the other three had to fight them together! Then then some clothes might have been taken off, there may have been some kissing, but it was hard to remember! It all happened so fast! He didn''t even know if he kissed Snow Lilly! She may havee into the tent to check on him! It really was all a blur!


    "Hmph, that was too fast Harvard," Tillyined, "three girls and you onlysted three minutes as the boss of all three of us for five minutes each! Hmph, I expected more from you!"


    Tilly buttoned up her shirt two buttons, and exited the room. Katie, on the other hand, looked like she''d just had the best present of her life. She-she got to kiss Tilly on the cheek! Harvard, Harvard may have done some things to her, but it was worth it! Next time, she''d let Harvard do even more to her! Even if he wrestled with her for an hour, in the middle of night, with screaming involved, she''d do it so she could just kiss Tilly once!


    "Hmph, well yed, Harvard. Do you feel like you learned teamwork?" Katie semeed to growl at him, but also smiled. She-she sort of liked Harvard now! After all, he did exactly what she wanted!


    "I feel great, but tired. Maybe maybe the best way to teach a guy teamwork is to make him be with three girls in a small tent haha! I-I feel like the only lessoned I learned was to be selfish." Harvard nodded his head, but there were some also valuable principles of teamwork involved.


    For instance, when they were choosing bosses, he had to be patient. You needed patience for teamwork. It took a while to take off and put on new outfits to be the boss - the girls looked really pretty as bosses. Anyways, he was getting ahead of himself!


    Whatever he learned, though, he was hoping it be useful versus the boss.


    "I heard great things happening, Hamlord," Great Styles shook his head. "My wife my wife and I y that spin the bottle game sometimes. Isn''t it fun being the boss?"


    "I know right, but now now it''s time to fight the boss!" Harvard watched one of the girls taking a pregnancy test and smiled when she gave him the thumbs up. "And good, I''m not going to be a father of anyone else today! However, my other children will be born soon, will you meet them with me Great Styles?"


    "It takes a vige," Great Stlyes said, "However, I''ll only meet them after you tell my wife good things about me! I decided to forgive you after hearing you boss those girls around! Anyways, let''s go destroy the final boss!"


    ###


    Grinning SWord made it to thest page of the book on how to be a battlefield designer and dungeon creator, it was a two in one book, and closed it impatiently.


    He wished it was longer. It seemed so many important details were missing. For one, howe he couldn''t use skills for dungeons on battlefields? There was so many questions he had, and his supposed teacher was looking at him in shock and awe!


    "There-there is no way you really read that entire book! It''s only been 5 hours Grinning Sword! You-you must have hit your head as a child! You''re nuts! If that''s the case, then fix this dungeon design!"


    Dungeons were made in cubes that you could send flying to different areas before they exploded and turned into a dungeon. If any Ghost Adventurer''s were nearby, they may die for the dungeon to exist, but it was worth it!


    Luckily, only 100 Ghost Adventueres had been killed by dungeon creators identally, but that wasn''t the point! The point was he could now make a dungeon! He looked at the dungeon design by opening a panel that let him see the schematics of the dungeon.


    Hmmm, I see what he is. He must have not read page 774 of the Battlefield Designer portion. Simple mistake!''


    ''The dungeon nexus that powers the dungeon, the core of it, doesn''t have enough power to support level 50 monsters in the front of the dungeon because of the staircases positioning. However, if he just used what he just put a moat in the dungeon this would be solved! The water will increase the energy the dungeon nexus can use!''


    Grinning SWord manipted the dungeon a little bit and then passed the dungeon schematic over to his teacher.


    However, when his teacher saw it, he immediately didn''t seem overly impressed? What? Did he not like the design? It was absolutely fantastic!


    "Hahaha! What are you doing? Moats can only be used outside dungeons!" The man shook his head and tried to delete what Grinning Sword did before he saw a small number on the bottom.


    This dungeon was supposed to be impossible, but it said it was 100 percent explorable! What that meant is this dungeon exercise, that would let him be a mid level dungeon creator, had just beenpleted by aplete novice!


    "You-you muste with me now! I have a bunch of woman that will love to see this! They-they will be so happy! Ha, they might even shower you with affection!"


    "But-but I thought you didnt'' like it?" Grinning SWord smiled. He was so proud of himself. "Haha, now, are these your daughters you''re taking me to? I-I know one of your daughter works in a brothel, but I''m not sure I can handle all of them at once."


    "Hah, no, thesedies have the first quest you''ll need to activate the legendary subss, ultimate battlefield designer and dungeon master! Let''s go!"


    ###


    Harvard walked into the boss room and looked down at the time. It was 6:00 PM, literally the time of the day when he was the most useless.


    However, unlike he expected, there was no gigantic boss with massive teeth that wanted to skin him alive. Instead, there was just a small Snake Wyvern smiling while it flew back and forth.


    "Be very careful. Even though this entire dungeon has been a joke, that boss is terrifying," Tilly rubbed Harvard''s back and blushed. "That-that''s known as one of the ultimate bosses! It may be small, but it''s speed is beyond legendary!"


    "It doesn''t look so tough," Harvard decided to scan the creature while Katie came limping in. She had really done the most to help with learning teamwork in the tent. He couldn''t exin it in words how useful she was in helping him be the boss. "How fast can it be?"


    [Snake Wyvern] [Boss]


    [Level 60]


    [Vitality: 10000 / 10000]


    [This boss is so fast that it doesn''t consider anyone besides itself its enemy. Only the smartest men are able to hit it once, but they usually only hit it after they''re already torn in half. This boss, known as one of the 10,554 ultimate bosses, is very low on the list at 10,552, but it''s nheless terrifying. Be very careful when approaching it without a solid n.


    [System information: If you beat this boss, you may be able to throw its corpse in the Evolution Cage. Ability unknown]


    ''Hoh, well, looks like I have the perfect opponent,'' Harvard deactivated Golden Seal on his speed curse and slowly walked towards the boss. "Now, if you all don''t mind, please stay back while I get it''s attention."


    "Harvard, didn''t you learn anything?" May Tapeined, "All that teamwork! We-we worked so hard for so long in those tents!"


    "It''s not that. I just want to try and talk to it first before we fight it." Harvard smiled, "Trust me, I have a special ability it might be interested in."

 Chapter 86: Fusing With the Snake Wyvern

    Chapter 86: Fusing With the Snake Wyvern


    The Snake Wyvern instantly detested Harvard, however, he let him get within ten feet of him because he smelled something interesting on him.


    He specifically smelled a golden genie snake, and not only that, a female golden genie snake. His eyes somewhat dted when he got close to Harvard. He had no idea what the Snake Wyvern was thinking, but he was d he''d yet to attack.


    [-1 Vitality!]


    [+1 Agility]


    Harvard ignored the prompts, and walked right upto the Snake Wyvern.


    The two of them shared eye contact for a minute before the Snake Wyvern decided to go test Harvard''s smell. To be more precisely, he went to go smell what kind of snakes Harvard had been with. He slowly floated towards Harvard while everyone stared in shock. They had no idea what was happening, but Harvard and the Snake Wyvern seemed to bemunicating!


    The Snake Wyvern stopped a few inches from Harvard''s face and stuck out its tongue to check Harvard''s sent before quickly moving away.


    Swoosh!


    May Tape and the girls in the distance could only look on in horror! The Snake Wyvern made it to the other side of the room in less than a second! The room was almost 1000 meters wide with gorgeous tiled floors and beautiful windows on each side.


    However, no one cared about the room! The Snake Wyvern was just too fast! Even Harvard was surprised! It was at least 10 times faster than him at his maximum speed!


    ''I-I have to take this seriously,'' Harvard''s left and right arm started to grow longer before along with his body. ''I-I have to beat this boss! Even if I have to cheat, I''m going to win!"


    "He-he gets longer? That''s useful," Katie dropped her head and blushed. "I mean If he can make his arms longer, he-he can probably use long range attacks with his daggers. Even getting to the top of a cliff won''t be a problem!"


    "That''s not what you''re thinking about," May Tape smiled, "You''re bad, Katie. You want to use that skill so he can make Tilly like you."


    "What? That''s quite a jump, hahahaha!" Katie whispered to May Tape, "How did you know? How did you figure it out?"


    "I Saw you keep touching her back when she was the boss." May Tape smiled and gently patted Katie on the back. "However, trust me, Harvard knows what he''s doing! I promise he''ll get Tilly to like you!"


    "Thank you," Katie blushed before Harvard extended his arm out and began to create all types of exotic shapes in the air. "However, let''s watch that madman do whatever he''s doing. Ugh, he seems to be doing something interesting, but I can''t understand it!"


    ###


    Harvard had gone out of his way to understand snakes because he wanted to understand Golden Genie Snakes.


    He felt bad about them almost going extinct, and spent some time talking to the Golden Genie Snake Teacher while he was stretching his arms around himself.


    Snakes used their tongues to smell, but they also used many different things tomunicate. For instance, they would sometimes make shapes to impress other snakes. Harvard, since he could stretch, was hoping that he could impress the Snake Wyvern into being his friend, and then he could gently guide him into the evolution cage.


    The Snake Wyvern he was up against was roughly no more than 2 meters long with brown scales and extremelyrge eyes. However, went it went fast, it was like a bullet, and would probably be able to easily kill everyone, including Harvard, in an instant.


    ''Okay, here I go! My next shape will be chop sticks!"


    Poof!


    Harvard turned his body into a pair of chopsticks before the Snake Wyvern seemed to snicker and fly over to him.


    The two of them made eye contact, and then both of themughed. Suddenly, Harvard felt lik ehis n might not fail after all.


    "Hey guys! Did I miss anything?" Harvest King walked into the room, and instantly the Snake Wyvern seemed to grow extremely pissed. It instantly turned to face Harvest King while thetter paled. What did he do? He figured since he didn''t hear movement, they were done fighting the boss.


    At this moment, Harvard could only watch in horror as the snake in front of him turned into a blur and arrived in front of Harvest King. The next moment, Harvest King copsed before the Snake Wyvern was back in front of him.


    [Harvest King has lost 99 percent of his vitality.]


    [Harvest King has been poisoned!]


    [Harvest King needs to be healed in 2 minutes, or he''ll die!]


    "Should I heal him?" One of Tilly''s guild mates said. She was holding a white wand and had on a white dress. "He-he''s going to die if I don''t."


    "He''ll be fine!" May Tape replied! "Let''s give Harvard 2 minutes! I know he can do it!"


    "I-I have something to show you," Harvard took out an evolution cage and smiled before he tossed some food in it. "Would you like to see my den? I happen to have a female Golden Genie Sanke you might like.''


    Harvard, indeed, had a golden genie snake in his inventory, and it just so happened to be female. He smiled at the Snake Wyvern while he suspiciously looked at the evolution cage and then watched a golden genie snake appear.


    The next moment, his eyes shot open before he flew as fast as he could towards the evolution cage! However, he seemed wary about entering! He looked back at Harvard and nodded his head before he winked and closed the cage.


    [The Golden Genie Snake and the Snake Wyvern are both in the evolution cage.]


    [You can try to fuse them. Would you like to try and fuse the two monsters? You will not learn a new ability, but there is a chance the boss room will consider it killing the boss. After all, you''re technically recing the boss with a new creature.]


    "Do it!"


    Harvard watched a bright light shine over his evolution cage before a powerful force shot him back into therge marble pir behind him! All the girls in their beautiful white attire from Tilly''s guild instantly watched a few of their buttons fly off their shirts! Something terrific was about to happen, but they didn''t know what!


    [Fusion of Snake Wyvern and the Golden Genie Snake has caused an anomaly in the system! Warning, it''s at least 2 times stronger than the previous Snake Wyvern! One fatal mistake might lead to your death!]

 Chapter 87: Snake Genie Wyvern

    Chapter 87: Snake Genie Wyvern


    [Harvard has defeated the Snake Wyvern single handedly and has acquired 5,000,0000,000 experience!]


    [Harvard has leveled up to level 59!]


    [No one else besides Harvest King received experience!]


    [Harvest King has gained +5 experience! Harvest King hasn''t leveled up!]


    ''He-he did it again! I-I want to kiss that bastard!'' Katie stomped her foot while Harvard activated smokescreen to block anyone behind him from seeing the evolution cage. ''This-this time we should reward him! How about some real teamwork training! In a hotel room with just me and you, and him Tilly?''


    "I-I don''t feel like things are safe yet,'' Great Styles pointed towards the center of the boss room. "Normally, a treasure chest would appear after a final boss was defeated, but this time nothing had appeared."


    "I don''t know what''s happening," Snow Lilly bit her lip. "I feel like something more terrifying than any Ultimate Boss is brewing inside of that smoke. I-I''m never wrong at times like these. In myst life, I-I could always tell when it was going to rain by the feeling in my knees. I''m getting that feeling again. My knees are starting to hurt."


    "You-you''re being overly dramatic all of you," May Tape smiled, "Harvard already reached level 59! I promise! Nothing bad will happen! Nothing!"


    ###


    Harvard didn''t leave the smoke for 10 minutes.


    By that time, the doorway to the boss room had already started getting attacked by the Tank Fish. Every few seconds, an explosion would smash against the thick iron door,and all the girl''s chests would bounce while they impatiently waited for Harvard.


    Finally, the smoke cleared and a small golden woman was standing in front of Harvard. Unlike the Snake Wyvern, this creature was much more beautiful. It had long golden hair and a snake tail, but with a woman torsoplete withrge breasts. Aside for its brown eyes, everything on its body was golden. Harvard smiled when it appeared out of the evolution cage. He thought it''d be much more terrifying.


    "You''ve made me into perfection," The previous Snake Wyvern said, "I-I feel so much stronger! I feel like I could rule the world, hahaha!"


    [Snake Wyvern and Golden Genie Snake have transformed into Snake Genie Wyvern]


    [Snake Genie Wyvern]


    [Level 61]


    [Vitality: 100000000 / 1000000000]


    [The Snake Genie Wyvern has an extremely powerful ability to make her own small wishese true. She can create weapons from her scales, seduce almost anything shees in contact with, and now has the ability to turn into a human and live among us. She''d now rank 5,555 out of all the Ultimate Bosses! Be careful of offending her, or she might not make your wishese true!]


    ''That part about turning into a human,'' Harvard said while he trembled in front of the boss. "She-she''s not that scary. It-it''s not like It''s not like I created a monster, hahaha!]


    "You-you seem unsatisfied Hamlord," Snake Genie Wyvern, Ninny, said with a smile, "Hahaha! Why? Why aren''t you satisfied! Aren''t I exactly what you wanted? A girl you''re that can make your wildest dreamse true?! Hmph, well, you''re in luck, Hamlord. Since you created me, I can let you have one wish? Is there any girl you always wanted to spend time with? I-I can probably transform into her and make all your dreamse true."


    "My one wish is that you let us leave," Harvard pointed towards the treasure room. "We-we came here to meet Tilly''s father, Trinister. I-I hope you''ll be kind enough to oblige."


    "Hmmm, I could look like anyone," Ninny said, "You sure? I-I''m only giving you this opportunity one time, Hamlord! Since-since you created me, it''s the least I can do! You-you made me so strong, and so beautiful! It''s the least I can do to make it up to you! You-you can even take me into a tent and wrestle with me?"


    "That-that would be foolish," Harvard said, bowing his head. "Please-please just let us leave."


    "Very well, tell Harvest King, though, that I want him to stay behind! Does anyone here have a problem with that?"


    "No! No not at all!" Everyoneughed while Harvest King just stood there in shock. Did-did they really just give him away to a beautiful golden boss so he could live! What-what did he do to deserve this?


    "Guys-guys you''re kidding right? You-you saved me so many times! I-I''m also a magical tank now."


    "It''s your fault foring to the boss fightte," Great Styles said, nodding his head. "Anyways, after she''s done with you, just meet us back at the guild house. If you die, don''t worry, we''ll let everyone know."


    "Hahaha! I don''t n on killing him. I want to sculpt him into the finest block of jade!" Everyone looked at Harvest King, and then back at the Snake Genie Wyvern and breathed a sigh of relief. For a second, they were sure she was going to kill him. "Then-then if he doesn''t make me satisfied with his progress, he can die, hahaha! How does that sound!"


    "Good luck, Harvest King! We''ll see you after we leave the treasure room!" May Tape smiled and followed the group to the final room in the Great Sealed Dungeon. Harvest King, on the other hand, watched in terror while the most beautiful woman in a golden dress he everid eyes on appeared in front of him.


    "Haha, I-I never really wanted to teach you, I was just giving them a reason to leave you behind," The snake genie wyvern gently leaned into Harvest King before her head blurred and smashed against his face! Even he wasn''t sure if he lived or died!


    ###


    Trinister watched in disbelief while Harvard and his unnamed Guild walked into his private sanctuary.


    There were roughly 20 girls that stayed with him in the sanctuary that were all his students. The few that had been feeding him grapes in order to acquire good grades, rushed to go put on more appropriate clothing for the visitors.


    As for Trinister himself, he stood up and grabbed a silver sword that he used to walk around with. He put on his oversized round sses and then stared forward at Hamlord and his group. He was impressed. He never expected the Snake Wyvern could be defeated. Yet, Harvard, had really managed to outsmart one of his weakest ultimate bosses.


    "I take it you''re here for the legendary subss," Trinister touched himself with his finger before his golden hair shot up over his head. Suddenly, he looked like he had a tremendous power up. His ck hair turned to gold while his eyes went from blue to ck! Why did this transformation seem so familiar?"Well, unfortunately, if one of you want it, defeating the Snake Wyvern was the easiest quest in a series of ultimate quests! Do-do one of you dare take on the challenge?"


    "I-I will!" May Tape said, stepping in front of Harvard, "I-I''m really useless, hahaha! Being a battlefield designer would be great."


    May Tape realized Harvard could never be a battlefield designer, so she decided to step up to the te. She-she had been trying to be a powerful Midnight ruler, but she realized watching Harvard against the Snake Wyvern that she''d never measure up. He-he was so special, and she loved staying in his room rent free so much! It was about time she earned her keep! She-she might eventually be able to pay for a room for him if this went well!


    "May Tape, you''re just my type of student," Trinister smiled, "Nowe over here girl, and get on one knee so I can give you your first quest."


    "If you touch her inappropriately, I''ll kill you," Harvard said while he walked over to a golden chest. "Now,, if you don''t mind, I''ll be taking the boss'' treasure. Is that alright?"


    "Geez, I know NTR is bad for readers." Trinister nodded his head, ''No, she needs to get on one knee so I can give her a quest. As for the treasure, open it. I promise you''ll be surprised."


    ''Harvard, I will finally be useful,'' May Tape got on one knee and looked up at Trinister. "Just you wait! I-I will be the reason we win the battle against the Monsoon Kraken!"


    "This-this treasure isn''t what I expected," Harvard watched May Tape receive her quest in the wierdest way possible and shook his head. "Ugh, guys, I need help removing this from the treasure chest!"


    ###


    Harvard had really received a treasure that if he put on the auction house would probably cause a war between all the guilds in the entire greater continent!


    Central Continent was just one of many continents in Kart95. The Continent directly above them was called Alligator Continent because it looked like an Alligator from up above. Then there was Crane continent, to the south, which looked like a giant crane, and Zebra Head continent, which looked like a zebra''s head from a bird''s eye view.


    All of these continents were currently doing much better than Central Continent in terms of overall level. There had been no Monsoon Kraken that scared away their monsters, and many of the yers had already gotten up to their 3rd ss Quests.


    However, beneath Crane Continent, there was another continent called Damsel Continent that from up above looked like an extremely round and voluptuous woman. The hand of Damsel Continent reached out to the sea while her other arm connected with the Crane. Regardless, DAmsel Continent, right now, was in the midst of getting taken over by a single Ghost Adventurer.


    In Damsel Continent, there had been a single Ghost Adventurer that wanted nothing more than everyone around him to die or sever him. He killed an entire guild with a single fist, captured dozens of bosses to defend his pce, and then began construction on one of the most nefarious projects in all 1500s in the Expanded Universe.


    He, at this moment, wanted to build a great set of diamond shape tombs, eight of them to be exact, and was beginning to force ghost adventurers to take this quest. Because of him, the yers that would''ve already reached level 60, had been stuck at level 15. The boss monsters he captured with his ultra rare ss, Strategic Boss Wrangler, had started whipping the yers who didn''t follow his orders, and killing anyone who didn''t ept his quest to build the diamond shape tombs.


    Though it seemed someone should be able to defeat this man, no one had been able to do it! It would take someone like Harvard, or even stronger, to begin to understand the power that this one yer, GrandDeath, possessed! He-he was in possession of at least 20 Boss monsters, and 5 of them were over level 60! He, himself, was already up to his fourth ss!


    GrandDeath, with his ck hair that looked like a crown over his head, sighed while a gigantic boss monster walked into the room and bowed in front of him. He had on a white cape, and looked like a king even though he was barely 2 meters tall! He-he wanted to be taller, but there wasn''t a quest for that!


    "Sir, we-we have news. There are reports that a great war is about to happen in Central Continent. Do-do you want to send in your troops?"


    "Yes, send in 5 bosses to support the forces fighting against Monsoon Kraken," GrandDeath nodded his head, "Hopefully, after they defeat him, I can invite some of their top yers over here, and we canplete quests together. Hmmm, I''m super excited!"


    ###


    Harvard sighed after finally getting the treasure chest all the way open.


    It was an extremelyrge treasure chest, and by the time it was open, the contents of what was inside the treasure chest were fully revealed.


    He smiled happily when he realized that he could add the item to his inventory. Reaching down, he touched the top of the treasure and felt its spikey surface. This-this was exactly what he needed! This is exactly what his guild needed to always be on top!


    [System information: This item is estimated to be worth 100,000,000,000 Lograms. Please collect into your inventory to see all information avable on the item!]

 Chapter 88: All terrain Battleship Guildhouse

    Chapter 88: All terrain Battleship Guildhouse


    [You have acquired Port Battleship All Terrain Guildhouse!]


    [Port Battleship All Terrain Guildhouse can be stored in your inventory and summoned in any location. It''s an extremely powerful all terrain vehicle created by Trinister. It was originally supposed to be a dungeon, but after thousands of modifications Trinister realized that the dungeon could never beplete. So, instead ofpleting the dungeon, he decided to turn it into a guildhouse. However, unlike normal guild houses, it has powerful weapons that are even useful against warships! Current value is hard to estimate!]


    [Port Battleship All Terrain Guildhouse has been added to your inventory!]


    "What was in that treasure chest again?" Trinister asked Harvard while May Tape slowly began to run around the room toplete her first quests. "I-I didn''t put anything to special inside of that coffer did I? I-I remember I tried to make something for Tilly, but I can''t remember what it was."


    "It was just an extremelyrge champagne ss," Harvard smiled and began to walk towards the exit elevator. He sighed, realizing that they''d finally finished the Great Sealed Dungeon. Now, now it was finally time to defeat the Monsoon Kraken! "Is May Tape allowed toe with us?"


    "She indeed needs to be on a real battlefield to be an ultimate battlefield designer," Trinister seemed to press a button before the elevator arrived in front of Harvard. "Now go. I''ve been hearing screaming for several minutes! Go now before the Monsoon Kraken Army arrives and kills you all!"


    ###


    Grinning Sword watched a rock drop from beneath his foot and fall off the side of the mountain.


    The forests down below, full of ravenous beasts, roared because one of their children got hit in the head by a boulder. He instantly paled while he kept his back to the mountain. One false step, and he could fall into the mouth of one of the terrifying monsters down below.


    "All those monsters are over level 100! Where? Am I still on Central Continent?" Grinning Sword had been told to climb up to the peak of Mountain, but never imagined it be so dangerous.


    On the first part of his journey, his ''teacher'', also known as rk, had told him that all he needed to do was follow the path to the top of the mountain. There was even a golden line to follow, so he should have no trouble getting to where his new teachers would be.


    Yet when he made it halfway, the trail that had once been wide enough for 10 donkeys was now so skinny only a single foot could be used at a time. He walked forward, very slowly, and finally made it to a cave in the center of the mountain! This was it! This was where his new teachers would meet him!


    He followed the golden line into the mountain''s side, and immediately dropped down onto the floor. He wiped the sweat off his head, and then turned to notice the three beautiful woman covered entirely with blood.


    ''I-I should''ve never taken this quest! I should''ve just been fine with being a normal Ghost Adventurer! Why? Why did I have to be so stupid! Of course! Of course it''s a good idea to go into the side of a mountain to meet three ''beautiful'' woman! Right, this is all a trap! That guy scammed me so he could turn into that dungeon prompt I did, and say he did it himself!''


    "You-you look afraid. Don''t be afraid," One of the women came over and gently brushed aside Grinning swords'' hair. His dark steaks of hair soon turned red from the blood dripping off the maiden''s small, supple fists. "You-you will join us very soon. Are you here for a quest? Did our father send you?"


    "Yes, but but what''s with the blood?"


    "To be an ultimate battlefield designer and dungeon master you must soak in the blood of your enemies. Do-do you have any enemies?" Thedy smiled and kissed Grinning Sword on the forehead before thenughing and kissing him on the cheek. "Hmmm, because if not, you''ll never be able to be the person you seek! Now, there must be someone you hate!"


    "Well, there was this girl, Hot Yummy. She-she apparently married some guy named Hamlord, but I don''t believe her. If-if that''s really the case, then-then I-I really envy him. I want to bathe in the blood of his enemies. Maybe if I do, I can be like him?"


    [You have received a new quest]


    [Bathe in the blood of your enemies!]


    [You must collect the blood of powerful beasts that get in your way and return to the top of the mountain to bathe in it! The three instructors will only teach you in a bath of blood!]


    [You have acquired a blood vat! Can store 100 liters of blood!]


    "Now go! Go down the mountain and then return after you collect the blood of all your enemies!" Thedy fixed her falling white top. "Then-and only then - can you be a useful guild member to your friends!"


    ###


    Harvard finally returned to Central City after 2 days.


    There had been not a single monster that they saw on the way back that could give them experience. Unfortunately, the battle with the Monsoon Kraken would be in just three days.


    "You have received a letter from Damsel Continent." Harvard saw a letter posted outside the Candy Shop and tore it off. He was extremely annoyed that things kept getting worse! There was so much rain in Central City he needed to take a boat to enter the Candy Shop! Nothing was romantic about this at all! The Monsoon Kraken would feel his fists in a few days!


    "Ugh, they sent an old fashion letter?" Harvard opened the letter and saw a note from someone named GrandDeath. "What a stupid name. Let''s see."


    [Greetings Hamlord! You seem to be the highest ranking yer in all of Central Continent! My name is GreatDeath. I am able to control contless bosses! Would you like me to send 5 to aid you in your battle! They will be ss three monsters! The likes of which can ughter the Monsoon Kraken with ease.]


    "What a scam," Harvard tossed the letter in the trash can, and walked inside only to find Candy Kid standing in front of him with tears in his eyes. He was shocked, and instantly dropped all the candy he bought for the store on the floor. "Candy Kid You-you returned? What happened to you? You look at least five years older."


    "I-I came here to tell you that I can no longer be your son," Candy Kid created arge bolt of three colored lightning in his hand. "Now, prepare to be assassinated!"

 Chapter 89: Evaporate Activate!

    Chapter 89: Evaporate Activate!


    "Candy Kid. I find it odd that you came here to assassinate me at 11:59:30 AM. It will probably be 12 PM by the time we finish this conversation." Harvard sighed and studied Candy Kid''s clothing.


    He normally never wore pants, but today he had on a pair of shorts that had small dinosaurs on the side of them and a regr white t-shirt with ck stripes. What could have made him grow up so fast?


    Harvard walked up to Candy Kid, and looked into his eyes. He was crying a lot, and the room was already full of water! He-he had to get him to stop crying, but what should he say?


    "It''s okay. It''s okay if you''re here to assassinate me. I still care about you, Smokey," Harvard gently brushed Candy Kid''s brown hair out of his eyes and smiled. "Now,e on. As your father, tell me. What could the Monsoon Kraken have done that would make you want to assassinate me."


    "He-he found my sister in the ocean. She-she''s in trouble, and-and if I don''t kill you. If I don''t kill you, Wah! He''s going to not tell me where she is."


    "She-she''s just a small cloud right now, and if she stays under water too long she''s going to die! I-I have to kill you! I have to kill you in order to save her."


    [Current time is 12 PM]


    [Magnificent Daylight Ruler has been activated.]


    [You''ve equipped all Magnificent Daylight Ruler equipment but are still missing the shoulder pads, and cape.]


    [Agility has increased by 600 percent, damage has increased by 400 percent!]


    ''Ugh, what inconvenient timing.'' Harvard gently padded Smokey on the head. "Listen, I promise that wherever your sister is, she''s most likely safe. I mean, King Yama isn''t mean! She wouldn''t just spawn a cloud of haze under the ocean where you wouldn''t be able to reach it!"


    "I-I thought the same as you, back when I was an innocent little boy," Candy Kid gently shoved Harvard back, so lightly that even a feather wouldn''t have been harmed. "Now prepare! Prepare for me to attack you! Wah! I-I''m going to beat you father at your strongest!"


    Swoosh!


    Candy Kid punched at Harvard with all his might, but just to the right off his face. The next moment, his leg shed and all the strength in the world seemed to strike Harvard''s dagger.


    Harvard watched in surprise while his dagger literally fell into Candy kid''s arm. Who was this kid kidding?! He clearly didn''t want to hurt him.


    "Ah! You stabbed me! I-I must flee! I''ll be back to assassinate you again!"


    "Take the candy," Harvard sighed and pointed at the bag. "And be safe. I promise. I promise we''ll save all your family members."


    "There are one of them in every part of the continent." Smokey picked up the bag and wiped off his tears. "Hmph, and don''t think this means I lost! I''ll be back to steal more candy!"


    ###


    Harvard watched the rain fall down when he walked into the center of Central City.


    He realized that he''d yet to try and use evaporate. He figured it might be a pretty useful skill to stop his infamy from reaching 30,000. Once it passed that point, he was pretty sure no matter how much benevolence he had, it would be pointless.


    He smiled, and waved to the few NPCs throwing cans and other objects at him. asionally, they ran out of objects to throw, and began to throw Lograms. He reached down and picked one up before a woman in a swimsuit dived under the water with a sword. She was clearly heading towards his location, but like a shark, it didn''t matter until she attacked.


    "Evaporate!" Harvard screamed, holding out his hand. "Come on, Evaporate!"


    [Skill requires amount of Vitality to be allocated. Would you like to allocate 1000 Vitality out of your 10,500 Vitality?]


    "Sure, 1000 Evaporate!" Harvard held out his hand, expecting only a small pond to appear around him. However, instead of what he expected, his body started to smoke before arge beam of light seemed to appear around him.


    The next moment, arge explosion seemed to rip through Central City before all the water seemed to shoot into the air. Almost like an impossibly strong bomb attacked, the water instantly evaporated.


    In awe, Howard looked up and noticed that a hole had pierced the clouds above. Though it onlysted for a second, he couldn''t help but smile. Ady, with a swimsuit on, was kneeling in front of him. she looked like she''d been trying to swim towards him and attack him underwater, but because the water evaporated she got stuck in an awkward position. Nheless, for a second, the rain stopped! All the water in the town square was gone now!


    He-he had truly mastered a useful skill!


    Of course, the next moment, it started raining again and the townsquare immediately got filled with water, but it was a start! The sign of a victory just around the corner!


    [Benevolence + 20]


    [Benevolence + 50]


    Harvardughed proudly and walked to another part of town and did the same thing again and again and again! In just an hour, he earned back over 1000 Benevolence, and only got 1200 Infamy! He-he was finally making a dent in what he thought was an impossible task!


    "Harvard, we have bad news," Tilly ran over to Harvard and grabbed his hand. "Tricky has started construction on her side of the battlefield, and and it''s really really terrifying. I-I never knew the power of a subss until I saw her leaning down and taking charge of the battlefield. You-you know how some girls lean down and its a good thing? Well, this is a terrifying thing! She just finished building an outdoor spike cannon! Are you listening Harvard?"


    "I think I over did it with the evaporate, sorry." Harvard said, shaking off the strange feeling in his gut. "Now, what are you worried about. We have Grinning Sword doing a quest to be an ultimate battlefield designer and dungeon master and May Tape doing another quest to be a battlefield designer. Why are you worried? I''m sure it will all work out."


    "Juste. We-we can see her in the window from my hotel room," Tilly blushed and grabbed Harvard''s hand. Her bleach blonde hair shimmered behind her while she smiled and pulled him close. "It-it''s almost 11:59, and it''s the perfect time to see me in the hotel room! Trust me! It''s important youe quickly!"


    "I guess I have no choice. Let''s go," Harvard grabbed her hand, and took a deep breath. "Just two more days until the battle. I can''t wait to show the Monsoon Kraken who is his boss!"

 Chapter 90: Developing In the Rain

    Chapter 90: Developing In the Rain


    May Tape and Grinning Sword arrived at the battlefield across from Tricky.


    There were already thousands of bouldercrabs, hundreds of double fin variant sharks, a few small lightning krakens, and one or two ghost adventurers that were participating in a few evil quests.


    The two evil ghost adventurers, Smoking Man, and Great Pina Cda, had quite a reputation behind them. They were both responsible for the death over a 105 Ghost Adventurers, and had infamy well over 20,000!


    Though Harvard had them beat in terms of infamy, they were still nheless frightening to behold. Smoking man wore a white set of armor with over a hundred daggers hidden in his armor. He had dark brown eyes, and a bald head with looks that could kill.


    There was a rumor that King Yama chose to give him a powerful body because he''d earned a bandana from calling on over 2 millionmercial breaks, but such rumors could not be proven. After all, the person who had talked about Smoking Man''s bandana ended up dead a few dayster. He apparently tripped, but everyone was pretty certain Smoking Man pushed him to his death! Seeing the other side, May Tape and Grinning Sword slowly started construction on their side of the battlefield. Unfortunately, neither of them were experts, and frankly they werecking materials.


    ''The Monsoon Kraken probably used all the materials from the viges he destroyed to create those cannons, ballistas, and floating bombers! How are we going topete with that?''


    May Tape had some easy quests from Trinister, and one of them happened to be collecting rocks and using them to build a small boulder trap.


    Her quests went from easy to hard, and that was one of the easy ones! However, she didn''t have time for easy quests to unlock her subss! After all, she had over 200 quests to unlock the ss! EVen though she doubted some of them, like create a trap out of women in the ground, she was nheless strapped for time!


    "Ugh, Grinning sword Is it me, or we''re doomed?" May Tape asked while Grinning sword piled up bones and shells from the bouldercrabs and defeated sharks. "Also, what are you doing? Aren''t the basic materials for battlefields, wood, steal, and brick? Why? Why are you going to use bone?"


    "We can''t cut down trees because of the rising water level, and there is no way to harden y with this much humidity. That''s why! That''s why I''m going to use the bodies of our enemies to destroy them! Hahaha! It will also act to discourage them from approaching our traps! Imagine, seeing that person you trained with underwater''s body, and still attacking with all your might!"


    "That''s really amazing," May Tape dropped a boulder in a pile of water. Her brown hair was soaked, and she had to wear ck clothes except when she was around Harvard so no one would see her voluptuous body. "You''re impressive. I-I thought I''d be able to help the Unnamed Guild by getting this ss, but you''re already proving yourself more worthy than me."


    "Hmph, don''t doubt yourself," Grinning Sword patted May Tape on the back. "Nowe on! Help me build a shark bone cannon! Here''s a schematic. I drew it up myself.!"


    [Shark Bone Cannon]


    [Assessment: Mid-level design]


    [Shoots shark bones at your enemy on a cannon made out of crab shells!]


    [Difficulty to build: C-]


    ''He can even create schematics?'' May Tape bit her lip and felt like she was crying because of the rain. "Hmph, well, I''m tired of losing! EVen if I just have to build this for him, I''m going to do it! I don''t care how wet my clothes get! I''m going to be useful for once!"


    "You know, May Tape. I''m a coward," Grinning Sword said before he startedughing. "I got a quest to bathe in the blood of my enemies, but because I was scared I gathered bones. You-you and me are alike in many ways. We''re both at the bottom of the barrel! However, soon, we will be the most valuable yers! We-we will be the reason we win this battle! Are you with me?"


    "I-I like the sound of that Grinning Sword. However, do you hear something strange?" May Tape wiped a raindrop from her eye and turned around. "Oh god, what the hell did Tricky build this time! Even the sound of it is terrifying!"


    ###


    Harvard finished bossing around Tilly in the hotel room and took a break.


    Tilly really was quite a different person from 12:00 AM to 12:05 AM. Even though she was the leader of a powerful guild, she liked to be bossed around a lot. He couldn''t believe how much she made him sweat in just those 5 minutes. To his surprise, he even got experience.


    [You have gained 15,000 experience from Tilly!]


    [She has given you experience as a reward for making her night so damn enjoyable!]


    ''She''s able to give experience to other ghost adventurers? I can only imagine what kind of ss she must have to be able to give out such a reward.''


    Harvard sighed and sat down on the bed while he heard Tilly in the shower. Tonight, she kept saying how she wanted to teach him teamwork again on the way to the hotel, but when they arrived nothing about it had been about teamwork. She was so selfish tonight, and it was kind of a blur, and after he woke up at the end of the 5 minutes he got experience.


    He sighed and looked outside through the window. He could see May Tape waving to him while Grinning sword erected dozens of cannons out of bone. They were roughly 10 times smaller than the smallest cannons on the other side, but it was nheless a start! He put on a ck shirt, and sighed. How was he supposed to get Tricky to stop building for the Monsoon Kraken? He asked her father toe here, and he declined! He was so angry! They were going to lose the battle if this kept up.


    "Harvard, I learned something about you," Tilly said with a smile, "You''re really good at starting things, but not always good at finishing them. How many quests have you not turned in."


    "I-I forgot," Harvard looked at his quest panel. It said 2 / 10. "I guess I have the defeat the Monsoon Kraken one we all have, and then the one for Tricky. But how am I supposed to get Tricky to work for our side? She-she''s so impressive! I-I don''t know what to do?"


    "Maybe you need to be mean to her, and force her to join our side," Tilly came out of the shower fully clothed and looked at the bed. "Anyways, I-I''m going to say this right now and mean it! I''m not going toe to a hotel with you again until you learn to be mean! Hmph, I hope by tomorrow night, around this time, you''ll have Tricky on our side of the battlefield."


    "Testing!" Tricky''s voice echoed through the battlefield before arge cannon sted and instantly destroyed 1000 trees. She looked disappointed and started tweaking the cannon while Harvard nodded his head.


    "You''re right, Tilly. I really should stay out of hotel rooms for a few days," Harvard smiled and patted Tilly on the back before he nodded his head. "It''s time i go talk to Tricky and force her toe onto our side! That''s what you wanted right?"


    "So so you don''t want to see me tomorrow at 12 AM?" Tilly started to cry and Harvard assumed it was tears of joy. "Am-am I just a two day fling that you''ll forget about?"


    "There are some things I''ll never forget," Harvard nodded his head, "From this day forward, I promise to return every quest! See you when the battle starts Tilly," Harvard excited the room and left a few lograms on the bed so Tilly could pay for the room.


    An hourter,


    He activated Ultimate Stealth and Double Stealth and rushed over to the enemy side of the battlefield. When he got there, he saw Smoking Man Great Pina Cdaughing while they approached Tricky.


    His timing could not have been more perfect!

 Chapter 91: Call of the Mighty

    Chapter 91: Call of the Mighty


    Harvest King finally felt like a man after five days of training with the Golden Genie Serpent. Though at first he thought she was going to eat him, the Golden Genie Serpent was really not the type to eat someone. Instead, she was the type that liked to watch men suffer, and then eat them if they failed to aplish a task.


    Harvest King was in luck that the Golden Genie Snake was interested in Harvest King being a Magic Tank, and more specifically, interested in the aura he gave off when he used his magic abilities.


    She smiled happily while Harvest King opened the steel door to the boss room and began trying his hardest to tank fifteen gigantic tank fish by himself. Though he only had the abilities, Magic Defender, Magic Defender''s Defense, Great Magic Shield, and Call of the Mighty, these skills were more than enough to defeat a few gigantic tank fish in the Nilly''s mind.


    However, she was beginning to get a little bit disappointed that Harvest King didn''t notice thats she made her breasts a littlerger every time he came back in the room. It was really hard to get this man''s attention once he got a quest! Unlike Harvard, who seemed to use his brain in battle, Harvest King was all about tenacity, and learning through stupid mistakes over and over again.


    Right now, Harvard was probably doing something really smart, and Harvest King, as usual, ran outside of the dungeon after she healed him by licking him a few thousand times.


    It''s like he almost wanted to get licked, but if that was the case, why didn''t hepliment her! Such a silly man didn''t deserve to be a Magic Tank! She was going to eat him if he didn''t defeat at least one Magic Tank Fish this time around! After all, Magic Tanks did have one attack Call of the Mighty, that returned 10 percent of the damage they blocked once every three minutes!


    He was so stupid! Did he not read the prompt about the skill all of the Mighty? She-she looked down and shrunk her beautiful bosom a little bit, wondering if he liked perky girls instead of girls withrge chests! Such a hard decision! Nilly gently walked over to Harvest King and saw him hold out his shield before he activated Magic Defender''s Defense! His shield seemed to swell to 20 times its original size before a gigantic beam of light shot into it!


    Boom!


    "I-I can do it this time! This time, I can block every attack thates at me! I-I know I can do this!''


    ''Though sometimes, I-I''m careless, and walk down the wrong path and end up almost getting everyone killed, I finally have purpose! I-I can block attacks thate from any hidden path! I-I can be a tank that can shatter the strongest attacks by standing still! I''m learning! I''m learning the importance of taking paths other people have taken! I-I will no longer make foolish mistakes and go down paths that say keep out! I-I will do it! I can do this!"


    Harvest King stepped forward to block another attack fro another three Tank Fish while sweat poured down his forehead. He looked back, and noticed the two glowing prizes that had kept him focused thesest few days. Specifically, he was looking at Nilly''s chest.


    Every time he failed, her chest would getrger, and because of that he had trouble truly defeating the Tank Fish. Yet, this time, her chest seemed to get smaller. This was a sign that he was going to be victorious! He finally decided to see what his other skills did!


    ''I-I think I finally got Magic Defender down, Magic Defenders'' Defense down, and Great Magic Shield down! Now, it''s finally time to see what Call of the Mighty does! I-I have a feeling with this one skill, no one will ever be able to defeat me!''


    [CAll of the Mighty]


    [Returns 10 percent of the damage you took over the course of three minutes to a target of your choice. Cannot be used on creatures that have not attacked you, and must be used within 5 minutes of taking damage. The damage also must be from an enemy, so don''t think of having your teammates attack you. Call of the Mighty requires a person with a pure heart! Now go! Unleash it! You can do this!]


    ''Hmmm, this sucks! I can only target one foe! There are like 15 Tank Fish in the sky!''


    The Tank Fish were orange creatures that had twentyrge fins on the side of their bodies and gigantic mouths that shot outrge water bullets.


    He-he took another shot from the mouth of arge tank fish and finally couldn''t take it! He-he was ready to return fire! He was ready to be as useful as Harvard was in a room full of three women at night! It was time to make it happen!


    "Call of the Mighty! Strike down that one!'' Harvest King swung his shield forward before a bright beam of light coalesced from the four green crystal gems inset on the shield. The next moment, one of the tank fish that seemed to beughing at how pathetic Harvest King was opened its mouth and got a taste of its own medicine!


    A beam of light struck it right in the center of its mouth, and the next moment arge explosion shook the Great Sealed Dungeon!


    Harvest King smiled, and watched it burst into pieces of filleted fish! He-he could even use the fish to be a cook someday! He smiled, andughed. Nilly should be so proud of him!


    "Hmph, you''re not done yet," Nillyined and walked over to Harvest King! "14 more Tank Fish to go before I finally take you to a room every Magic Tank dreams of! Now hurry, and unleash chaos onto those fish surfing the sky above us! Return the light of day to Central Continent. Are-are you listening Harvest King?"


    Harvest Kingpletely ignored Nilly, but at the same time she smiled.


    ''Hmph, maybe you''ll be a good tank someday after all," Nilly decided to grow her chestrger again while she watched Harvest King and smiled. "And thank you, Hamlord. I''m sure wherever you are, you''re making much better decisions that Harvest King is."


    ###


    Harvard sat patiently behind the bushes watching Tricky get escorted into a tent.


    Apparently, she''d gotten so frustrated after her father sent her a letter asking her to join Hamlord''s side of the battlefield that she asked Smoking Man and Great Pina Cda toe with her into the tent.


    On the outside of the tent, Hamlord could only see the shadows of five people, and could slightly hear their conversation! If only he some way to sneak in, and be a part of the conversation! All he could hear was an asional word screamed from Tricky every few minutes! What the hell was she talking about?!


    "The girls are here," A man said, walking past Hamlord with three girls. "Is Tricky still requesting a pay raise? The Monsoon Kraken isn''t going to be able to build a kingdom at this rate! She-she''s asking for too much!"


    "We sent get girls from the brothel for a reason," The guard receiving the girls said, "We are hoping to keep her calm by having these girls massage her. Remember, if one of you girls can get her to stop requesting ten billion Lograms, we''ll give you a hundred million Lograms each!"


    ''What a rip off,'' Harvard walked over to one of the girls and looked at her body. She was in a ck and white dress with a tiara on and had the most pretty eyes he''d ever seen. "You should at least give them five hundred million Lograms.''


    Harvard got impatient and finally grabbed one of the girls, knocked them out, and used Morph to transform into them. He smiled, after changing into her clothes, leaving on her underwear, and walked with the other three girls into the tent.


    Inside the tent, Tricky was crying on the bed, and finally stopped sobbing when she saw Hamlord and the two other girls. Remember, Hamlord was a pretty brte now in a white and ck dress so she really didn''t see him, but was nheless enthralled by his hips.


    "You two may leave now," Tricky said, pointing at the girls toe over to her side. "I-I can''t believe it! I-I finally find a powerful enemy and get a little bit evil, and my father sends me this nice letter! I-I want to tear him to shreds!"


    "Excuse me, miss," Hamlord said, watching the other two girls jump on the bed and begin massaging her back. "I-I''m new at the brothel. What am I supposed to do."


    "You''re on lip duty. Massage my face." Tricky held up her head and wiped off a tear. "Hmph, and talk to me. Tell me which side you think I should be on. Hamlords side, or the Kraken''s side."


    "I-I can''t believe you asked," Harvard grabbed Tricky''s face, and tried to massage it, but it was really hard! He never even heard of a face massage! Was this even a thing?! "I-I actually have a client that knows Hamlord. You''re not going to believe what he told me."

 Chapter 92: A Fathers Angry Letter

    Chapter 92: A Father''s Angry Letter


    Harvard looked down at Tricky''s lips and saw the own lining of his cleavage since he had used Morph to turn into a girl.


    He now understood why sometimes girls spent too long looking in the mirror. Regardless, he seemed to be doing a good job massaging Tricky''s face. She hadn''t opened up her eyes in over twenty minutes, and asionally seemed to smile.


    Now that she was calm, and her eyes were closed, he reached over and grabbed the letter her father had written. People were so much trusting when you were a girl. Harvard gently smacked Tricky''s face and got another smile out of her while he read the contents of the letter.


    [Dear Tricky]


    [A man named Hamlord stopped by today and told me that you''re working for the Monsoon Kraken. Well, as your father, I was disappointed to hear this, and in exchange for you switching sides of the battle, how about Ie to your next birthday? I know I missed 20 of them, and left your mother as a child, but in exchange for helping Harvard, I''lle to this party! What do you say? Will you join Hamlord''s side?]


    ''How-how is this a letter?'' Hamlord raged internally while he gently ced it down. He sighed and smacked Tilly''s other side of the face gently like she requested. ''He-he''s clearly only making it harder for us to recruit her! No wonder she wants to be evil! She has a father like you!''


    "What''s the big deal? Why did you read that letter?" Tricky opened one eye, and smiled. "Hehe, I expected more from you head masseuse. If you want to hear my secrets, you just had to ask."


    "I''m sorry," Harvard said, clearing his throat. "I-I was just going to say. Hamlord''s friend said he''s willing to pay 10 billion Lograms for you to join his side in the battle! Is there anything we can do to get you to switch sides?"


    "No, my father He''s an A ss idiot. He''s an S ss dungeon maker, but his idiot ss makes it hard to want to help anyone with good intentions. Maybe-maybe if Harvard were evil, and kidnapped me, I might be able to switch sides!''


    ''Of course! What am I doing? I''m the Ultimate Midnight Ruler! Of course I can kidnap her!'' Harvard shook his head and gently rubbed Tricky''s ears. Her blonde hair curled back over her ear while he looked at her pale skin and her maic eyes. "Uhm, excuse me, Tricky." Hamlord gulped realizing her hands were starting to gently travel up his waist, which was currently a females waist "I-I''m not getting paid enough to service you in any other way besides massage. However, if youe outside in 10 minutes, and meet me behind the trees, I''ll give you something for free."


    "Oh, you mean you like me," Tricky blushed when she looked up at Harvard''s silver eyes. "Hohoho! Of course, I''ll meet you behind the bushes in 10 minutes! It''s not like you''re going to kidnap me or anything like that! Sure, let me y with the other two girls for a minute, and just look at my shadow through the tent. Hehe, I promise, we''ll have a good time behind the bushes. Better than what you''re about to see."


    ###


    Harvard saw two girls in the tent jump up and down for a while before it quieted down.


    He sighed and after 10 minutes Tricky finally came out to meet him in the bushes. Her skin was blush, and she looked like she just had the time of her life. Really, Harvard had no words for what he''d just saw happening in the tent. It was too beautiful to put words on it.


    "So, you''re my finale?" Tricky just got an extremely well done back massage and smiled. "What''s for free? Are you finally going to give me a back massage too?"


    "Close your eyes," Harvard leaned towards Tricky and gently pushed aside her blonde hair. "You-you''re not going to want to see what I''m about to do to you."


    "Oh really?" Tricky smiled and leaned into Hamlord with her eyes closed, and arge smile on her face. "I-I don''t like keeping my eyes closed. I thought everyone at the brothel knew that already. My father, when I was just a young girl, always made me shut my eyes when he went to hide. However, rather than hiding, he just left me and my mother! Now, tell me, do I really have to close my eyes?"


    ''She''s not making this easy,'' Harvard sighed and gently covered her eyes with his beautiful pale hand. "Hmmm, how''s this? Can I close your eyes for you?"


    "Sure," Tricky smiled while Harvard put his hands over her eyes, and then took out a ck bag from his inventory. "Just-just be nice to me unlike my father. Be nice to me unlike that man who was never there for me! Nowe on! Kiss me!"


    "Just one kiss?" Harvard couldn''t help but want to see what it was like to kiss a girl as a girl and leaned forward and gently touched Tricky''s lips. The next moment, it felt like fireworks shot into the sky and the entire seemed to enter inside him! Wow! Such a splendid feeling! He couldn''t help but grin and open his eyes only to find Tricky staring at him with shock.


    What? Was it that bad?


    "I recognize that way of kissing, Hamlord." Tricky shook her head and bit her lip. She instantly seemed to start crying. "You-you''re just like my father! A man that tricks women into getting what he wants only to hurt themter! You-you deserve to die!"


    "I-I''m not Hamloard," Harvard said backing up, suddenly, he felt a great sense of danger. Tricky held up her hand and the sound of dozens of machines activating could be heard. "I-I''m really a beautiful woman, haha! I worked at the brothel all my life."


    "Oh yeah, name one customer?" Tricky snapped her fingers before a missileuncher appeared next to her out of the floor. "Name the first day you worked there?"


    "Fine, if it''se to this, I have no choice," Harvard sighed and deactivated Morph before he pulled out a dagger from his inventory. "I''ll pay you 100 billion Lograms to work for our side."


    "Not enough," Tricky grinded her fist into a ball before she held out her hand. "Now taste this! Taste my battlefield design! Ultimate Launcher activate!"

 Chapter 93: Activate the Guild House Battleship!

    Chapter 93: Activate the Guild House Battleship!


    Harvard, needless to say, failed recruiting Tricky.


    He escaped only because Tricky''s battlefield design wasn''tpletely functional. Nheless, it was raining, and he was miserable. Nothing had gone right for him in thest few days! Even when he was with Tilly, it felt like he was underwater!


    He was getting fed up of just waiting around for the Monsoon Kraken to attack him! He thought by this point, the Monsoon Kraken would be defeated! Could anything else bad possibly happen? Was there anything else horribly wrong that could happen today?


    Harvard put some ice on his groin, Tricky had kicked him really hard there, and walked to the Candy Store. When he got there, he expected to see everyone in better spirits than him, but it seemed to be a half empty room instead of a half full one.


    "Wait, where''s Snow Lilly?" Harvard said, finding May Tape crying in the corner? "What happened? Why is everyone so sad?"


    "Snow Lilly was kidnapped by Candy Kid." Great Styles mmed his hand into the table and wiped a tear out of his eyes. "Damn it, Hamlord! This is all your fault! If only you were a better guild leader, she wouldn''t have left."


    "Don''t me this all on me! I-I literally just pretended to be a girl in order to try and kidnap Tricky and failed miserably!"


    "You can pretend to be a girl?" Katie said and giggled. "Hehe, can you be anyone? Can you copy Tilly''s body for instance?"


    "Yes, but that''s not the point," Harvard said, "The point is I never agreed to be a guild leader! You all just assumed I was the guild leader when we talked about making the unnamed guild! We haven''t even really made the guild yet! I''m still technically in the Ptin Guild! Ugh, and you''re ming me for Snow Lilly leaving?"


    "She-she left because she thinks Dasota will. Wah! She will join our side!" May Tape said with a smile, wiping a tear from her eye. "Isn''t it romantic?"


    "No, it''s stupid. She could die," Harvard said, shaking his head. "Where is she? Maybe if I go now, I can save her! We still have one day before the battle after all."


    ''I''ll go with you," Katie said, grabbing her jacket. "I''m a healer, and you''re an idiot. Plus, don''t think you''re the only one that can change what he looks like. I-I have some skills too."


    "Fine, let''s go," Harvard shook his head and waved to May Tape. "I''ll be back with Snow Lilly guys, and maybe even find out what Candy Kid is up to. Don''t wait up for me, okay?"


    "We trust you, Hamlord," May Tape wiped a tear off from her eye. "And I promise when you get back me and Grinning Sword will have our side of the battlefield done. You can bet her butt on that."


    "Sounds good, May," Harvard waved and left the room. "Now, let''s go invade the Monsoon Kraken''s pce. And on the way, we can finally test out that Guild House of ours!"


    ###


    Harvard took out the Port Battleship All Terrain Guild house for the first time.


    He was by the ocean where he met the Underwater Bandit King because he figured the Monsoon Kraken''s underwater pce had to be close by. He smiled, and watched the item that took up over 5 spaces in his inventory appear in front of him.


    Boom!


    A ship that seemed to be over 10 meters tall fell down in front of him on the edge of the beach. His and Katie''s eyes shot open widely while he saw what appeared to be a warship appeared in front of him. However, looks could be deceiving. He walked into the golden doorway and sure enough when he went inside it waspletely unfurnished. Just like he expected.


    "It has cannons and over 10 bedrooms! It even has an antigravity generator and a jakozee! You want to try it out with me?"


    "We-we have to focus," Harvard looked at Katie and shook his head, "Do you know how to get it moving?"


    "In myst life, not only was a beautiful woman, but I loved to take ships out to sea. My father had been a captain, and because of him, there isn''t a single thing about a boat I don''t know. Why? You giving me permission to be the first mate," Katie winked at him, and somewhat blushed while she looked into Harvard''s eyes. She could still remember kissing Tilly because of him and it made her smile. "Hehe, by the way, are you really able to turn into anyone you want to?"


    "Yes, but only for fifteen minutes," Harvard sighed and pointed over at the steering wheel. There was a round generator next to it that had a slot for Lograms. Now any idea how this thing moves? Please tell me it''s not powered what I think it''s powered by.


    "Unfortunately, you''re correct," Katie smiled and rubbed her fingers together while a beautiful smile appeared on her face. "It''s powered by Lograms, but don''t worry! It''s actually pretty inexpensive to get around! Only 1 Logram per hundred meters."


    "That that means 100 Lograms for a kilometer. Whatever," Harvard sighed and looked in his inventory. Luckily, he got over 500,000,000 Lograms when he raided the Great Sealed Dungeon. It-it wouldn''t be that expensive, right? I mean, how far could the Monsoon Kraken''s pce possibly be? "Anyways, Saving Snow Lilly and Candy Kid is more important than worrying about the cost of the trip to get there. Anyways, yes, I give you full permission to be the first mate of this ship, just don''t get us lost," Harvard gave Katie 100,000 Lograms and then received a kiss on the cheek before she rushed to the steering wheel in the center of the hull. "Ugh, at least from behind, she seems like a normal person, but why do I have a feeling this is going to go terribly wrong."

 Chapter 94: Wrong Direction and Right Choice

    Chapter 94: Wrong Direction and Right Choice


    Monsoon Kraken''s Pce,


    Snow Lilly took a submarine to one of the deepest parts of the sea in order to visit the Dragontail Kraken. Since Krakens were sorge, they lived deep underwater, so it was natural that their pce would also be underwater.


    However, unlike she expected, the pce was actually quite modest in size inparison to the town built around it for the shark and crab soldiers. She forgot that the Monsoon Kraken could turn into a small boy, and was even more shocked how normal he seemed when she was around him. He seemed like a good kid, minus, of course, the fact he was willing to kill hundreds of thousands of Ghost Adventurers to get what he wanted.


    "I-I don''t believe in kings owning more than ten times the wealth of any of their poorest soldiers," the Monsoon Kraken gave Snow Lilly a tour. Her beautiful blonde hair was floating over her head while her blue eyes twinkled. The Monsoon Kraken had to have the prettiest castle she''d ever been in. Though it was small, to say it wasn''tvish was like saying a pretty girl didn''t get hit on by lots of men when she went to a bar full of men. "Anyways, I pretty much want to take over the entire continent because I want King Yama to learn something."


    "What do you want her to learn?" Snow Lilly entered down a long corridor and watched a few crabs salute the Monsoon Kraken in his boy form while he kept his hands in his pants. His real name was Glenny, but he didn''t bother to tell anyone that. His ck hair wavered in the gentle underwater tide while a few fluorescent fish swam happily by him. "I mean She''s the king of the underworld right? Isn''t she responsible for making this universe in the first ce."


    "She''s the king of inequality, in my opinion," Glenny opened the door to Dasota''s room, and pointed at the bed. "If she wanted to, she could make every single human being immortal, but chooses to let them suffer in order to make her job easier. I-I figured if I took over Central Continent, I could rule in a way that she might one day emte. I also hate the man that sealed me in that damn tomb, but that''s beside the point! I-I can''t stand how people let power get to their head! I-I let it get to my head a little, but not too much! And damn it! King Yama''s head is so big, when I saw her at family gatherings, she didn''t look at me! I was like 100,000 tables away from her, and she didn''t even smile in my direction."


    Glenny had spent weeks trying to even be able to see King Yama for five minutes, and hundreds of times he got letters back from one of her attendants saying that she was too busy ruling the universe. Yet, if that was the case, then why was she building a new universe!


    He instantly decided to sign up with his sister, Dasota, in order to try and at least get her to pay attention to them. Yet, now it was more than that, he-he wanted to teach her how to rule the universe! He wanted to teach her by taking over this new universe and making it his own! Then he could rule it how he wanted and one day make her wait to see him! He somewhat snickered while Dasota ran into the room and jumped into Snow Lilly''s arms.


    "Mmmm, I missed you!" Dasota kissed Snow Lilly on the lips immediately while her brother shook his head. "Hehehe, I didn''t think you''d ever see me again! Are your lips still sore fromst time?"


    "Snow Lilly, after you''re done catching up with my sister,e meet me and Candy Kid in the war nning room or leave. I obviously won''t kill anyone my sister loves, but this is a small castle and I''ll hear everything tonight if you''re still around! Get me! Either join our side or scram!"


    "Ohohohohoh! You still remember the trick," Snow Lilly and Dasota ignored Glenny and kept catching up the way that the two girls new best. He sighed and left the room. He had one day more to make sure that the entire Central Continent would be his! Then, and only then could he work on taking over this new universe!


    ''Hmph, that''s two of Hamlord''s best warriors in my pocket,'' Glenny walked into the war room and found Candy Kid fighting hundreds of level 60 golden crabs by himself. "Hahaha! Hamlord, wherever you are right now, I bet you have no idea how fast your defeat will be! Nothing at all will be able to stop me!''


    ###


    Harvard wanted to toss Katie overboard, but that wouldn''t be enough to exin his anger towards her.


    She had been confident that the Monsoon Kraken''s Pce would be where the boulder crabs migrated in the winter, so they literally went down to the border of Central Continent to their nesting ce.


    When they got there, it not only took them a day, but 50,000 Lograms! He was pretty certain the Monsoon Kraken''s Pce was literally a kilometer away from where they were! After all, it''s not like the Monsoon Kraken was particrly secretive about his army! He saw troops moving underwater right before they ventured all the way down the coast for no reason! She-she looked so pretty, but damn. They literally only had a day left!


    "Do you see that? What are those eightrge diamonds?" Katie said, her voice trembling. "I-I can sense a ton of despair in that direction. And look. That family near the beach is getting whipped! What did they do? Hamlord, we got to save them!"


    [Warning: Crossing into Dame Continent will cause all current quests in Central Continent to expire]


    [Would you like to request ess to enter into Dame Continent?]


    ''We can''t Katie. Sometimes, you just have to let people suffer,'' Harvard grinded his fist into a ball while he watched a girl jump into the ocean and swim towards him.


    Her father got whipped and pulled out a sword before theyughed and the two gigantic men attacking him kicked him over. Harvard obviously wanted to interfere, but he wouldn''t dare do it! If he lost the quest, he wouldn''t be able to lead the battle against the Monsoon Kraken!


    "Please! Please save my little girl! Ah!" The person Harvard assumed was the father got smacked into the water while the little girl pattled her hardest towards the boat.


    She had pink hair and beautiful brown eyes and a little skirt on. She looked like she hadn''t eaten for weeks, and seemed to be trying her hardest to make it to Harvard''s floating battleship. Yet, he really couldn''t save her! She still hadn''t crossed the border of Dame Continent.


    "I''ll go! Idiot!" Katie jumped overboard while Harvard let her do it. Her beautiful body dove into the water and instantly a ssh erupted. Their boat was flying 100 meters in the air, so the most Harvard could do to help was watch her swim towards the girl.


    At the same time, he was getting a bad feeling in his stomach! Now was exactly the wrong time to be barking up the wrong tree! Their enemy was the Monsoon Kraken, and not whatever was happening in Dame Continent!


    "They-they''re going to get me!" The little girl swam into Katie''s arms while two gigantic men walked in the ocean towards her. "Please! Please save me."


    "I got this!" Katie pulled a wand out of her inventory and looked at the approaching level 45 Gigantic Bouldermen. "Stay behind me. Harvard, throw down thedder!"


    "Damn it! Where''s thedder?" Harvardined, there were like a thousand useless gadgets in the ship! He was afraid if he pressed the wrong thing, he might identally blow up the ship, or worse, spend more lograms by ident! "I-I''m going broke just operating this thing!


    "It''s on the fifth shelf," Katie''s wand began to glow a white light while her bleach blonde hair floated in the water. Feeling the little girl''s arms grabbing her while her fatherid with blood flowing out of him on the dock, she suddenly had no doubts about killing the enemies in front of her. "Hurry! I-I don''t know how strong these things are!"


    "Hmph, Punishment 67"


    "Punishment 68!" The two Giant Boulderman rushed towards Katie with boulders floating around their body before they unleashed them at her. "Punishment 69 too!"


    "Punishment 70!"


    "Hmph, ultimate silent rain!" Katie responded with an attack of her own while Harvard finally found thetter.


    He sighed, and saw a gigantic explosion ur beneath him. This-this wasn''t what they were supposed to be doing! Someone might chase after them soon! In fact, he was sure he saw over a hundred boatsing towards him! This-this was not lowkey!


    "Get up here!"


    "Not yet! They have to die!" Katie activated Ultimate silent rain again from her ultimate healing rain ss. "I-I get stronger when I''m angry! Let me do this!"


    Boom!


    Katie caused one of the bouldermen to shoot back before the other one jumped up and got within inches of Katie before a dagger pierced into his head, and killed him. Harvard didn''t want to throw that dagger because he now had no way of getting it back! He sighed, and watched Katie slowly climb up thedder.


    He had no idea who he just pissed off, but at least a cute little girl was saved. And he also had a floating ship! Could anyone really mess with him?


    "She-she passed out," Katie kissed Hamlord on the lips and then smiled. "You also saved me. Who knew you coulde through in a pinch so well?"


    "Let''s get out of here. Put the girl in one of the rooms, and let''s pray that we didn''t piss anyone off." Harvard rubbed back the little girl''s pink hair, and for some reason felt like she looked very familiar. "Huh, she-she looks like Candy kid." He smiled and put a few more Lograms into the steering wheel. "Anyways, back to the main quest! Defeating the Monsoon Kraken!"

 Chapter 95: The Adopted Girl Billy

    Chapter 95: The Adopted Girl Billy


    The little girl Harvard saved was known as Billy by her adopted father.


    He found Billy inside of a small treasure chest like the one Smokey was found in in Normal City. She had the most beautiful pink hair, and seemed normal except when she got really angry she could cause an area to enter into a drought for hundreds of days.


    Because of this, her father, Geral, did everything he could to make her happy for dozens of years before the Ghost Adventurer''s arrived. He took her out for walks every night, sang to her, and even brushed her hair hundreds of times a night so she would never stop smiling. However, that all changed when that one Ghost Adventurer arrived. Granddeath had singlehandedly ruined everything that Geral did with his beautiful daughter!


    He could only hope by escaping to another continent with her that she''d be able to find a better life, but of course, now he was either dead or almost dead. Hamlord sighed and watched Billy snoring on the bed while they floated back towards the center of Central Continent. She-she really did look almost exactly like Candy Kid.


    ''It''s her eyes. She has the same eyes as him. They''re sorge I wonder how her eyes fit on her face." Harvard brushed the girls pink hair back while she screamed in her sleep. She was definitely having a nightmare that involved her father.


    He felt really bad because her father was most likely dead right now and she literally had to watch it happen. He only once had a couple get killed by the mafia when he was awyer. It was hard to imagine that this little girl would grow up and be fine. Unless, of course, he could save her father in the future. He nned on worrying about that at another time. "Anyways, I''ll figure out what to do about herter. For now, the most important thing to do is find Snow Lilly."


    "Harvard, I found a letter in her shoe!" Katie said, tears falling down her eyes. "I never have seen a sweeter letter in my life! It looks like she was an orphan! Aw, can we keep her?!"


    "She''s not a dog, and you can''t just save innocent girls without thinking about the consequences!" Hamlord grinded his fist into a ball and gently hit the wall. "Come on! We don''t know anything about her, and she could have a strange ability! What were you thinking?"


    "I was thinking that a little girl needed to be saved, and I had the power I needed to do it. What are you thinking about? You''re the one fawning over the girl! Hmph, it''s cute! I-I want to kiss you right now! I want to make a daughter! You''re the first man in both lives I ever kissed! And-and you even did other things to me too! I had to take a pregnancy test! I''m not even sure what we did, but it was amazing."


    ''Let''s just hope the little girl is safe with us for now. Because those eight diamond magnificent tombs don''t seem normal, and in fact I imagine a lot of people are being used to build them! If anything, the next thing we have to do after the Monsoon Kraken dies, is find out what those tombs are about and clear away the mayhem ripping about Dame Continent! Now thoguh, I think we finally arrived over the Monsoon Kraken''s pce! Let''s infiltrate the belly of the beast!"


    "Hehe, just you," Katie sighed and walked into the little girls room. "And read the letter on the way! You''re going to be shocked what you read, promise!"


    ###


    ''Just read the letter on the way. She realizes I''m going underwater right?''


    Harvard watched the letter he put in his pocket leak with ink before he sighed and dove further into the ocean. ''System, I know I don''t usually talk to you, but any chance you know the contents of the letter?''


    [System response: No response]


    ''Well, that''s whyI don''t talk to you I guess,'' Harvard smiled while his body slowly drifted underwater. He noticed a few thousand sharks marching in formation from up above, and took a deep breath. Though he could breathe underwater, it was hard to get over the instinct to hold his breath while he activated Ultimate Stealth and Double Stealth.


    The sharks turned around and marched towards a small vige while a few weapons were rolled out from holes in the bottom of the ocean.


    ''This must be where Tricky got her weapons. Hmmm, and now? Where''s Snow Lilly?''


    Harvard activated Ultimate Tracking and looked down on the floor. There had to be something around him that was useful.


    [Tracks of Snow Lilly]


    [Snow Lilly appears to have been guided into Dasota''s room. From these tracks, it appears by the weight she was using when walking that she is sexually attracted to Dasota. Following this path will lead you to Dasota''s room. She is most likely currently engaged in some type of intimate activity by now judging by the weight of the tracks. You can also tell by these tracks she is deeply in love and enamored by Dasota, and that she feels the love will be returned by her. She seems to be wishing that Dasota will join your side of the battle. All this can really be picked up by the energy left over by her footsteps]


    ''That. That was amazingly easy,'' Harvard began to follow after the tracks and look around. The Monsoon Vige under the sea seemed to already have hundreds of NPCs living in it, and not only that, they seemed to be treated pretty well. Unlike Ghost Adventurers who often harassed them to get Quests, the so called Double Fin Shark Warriors were helping them get food. ''Luckiy, it seems like no one is noticing me because Stealth is activated. Now,e on, Snow Lilly, please tell me you''re willing toe back."

 Chapter 96: Lollypop Girl

    Chapter 96: Lollypop Girl


    Snow Lilly and Dasota snuggled under the bed underneath the covers.


    Though they''d yet to get very far, Dasota was determined to keep Snow Lilly in her arms and couldn''t help kissing her every few minutes. At this time, Snow Lilly was just wondering how to break the news to her. How to tell her that she used to be a guy, and not only a guy, but aplete loser!


    Before everyone treated her like garbage when she was a man, but now men literally lined up to join her guild just for a chance to hear her singing in the shower in the morning. How was she supposed to tell her? Everytime she talked to her about it, she''d get kissed and forced into Dasota''s embrace! Sometimes, she squeezed her so hard against her cleavage that Snow Lilly couldn''t breath! It was even harder to talk in thatrge area!


    ''I-I''m a fake. I bet she has no idea that when I turn level 60 I''ll be able to be both a man and a woman if my ss upgrades.''


    ''I doubt she''ll like me if I''m a man, so maybe it be best if I just leave her in the middle of the night?'' Snow Lilly got squeezed even tighter into Dasota''s embrace and instantly blushed. ''Damn it! Why is that only when I''m a girl I got to be put in such a beautiful position right between a woman''s cleavage! If this happened in myst life, I might have never been so mean to King Yama, and I wouldn''t be stuck in such a precarious situation!''


    "There is nothing that would make me not love you," Dasota plucked Snow Lilly''s face up and kissed her lightly on her forehead before slowly kissing down to her lips. Mwah. "You are like the starlight in the darkness at the deepest trenches of the ocean. Did you know that I never liked anyone before, not a man or a woman, but then you came along! I feel like I''m developing so much around you, Snow Lilly. I''m not that scared girl anymore that just wants to eat people, and then spit them out to feel better about herself."


    "I-I''m probably not who you think I am, Snow Lilly felt something looking at her butt but ignored it. Was that Harvard looking at her butt? She could sense a bro look, but this conversation was too important! "I-I might have to betray you Dasota in order to be who I must be. You see I doubt you''d love me even if I was a guy."


    "Snow Lilly, I think you being a guy would be perfect! After all, then we could have children!" Dasota smiled, and gently brushed back her hair. "However, if we really need to have children, there is always Harvard! I heard he had 4 children on the way already! However, that''s only if he escapes my brother and me, but there''s a chance! What do you say?"


    "You mean brother making you pregnant? Would I let him do that?" Snow Lilly sighed since there was no artificial insemination in this world. "Maybe-maybe that would be good! Yes, I was worried for nothing! I can always let Harvard make you pregnant! Hahaha! That makes everything better!"


    ###


    Outside of the Monsoon Kraken''s Mansion Castle,


    Harvard was standing by a window over 100000 meters from the ground. It was water, so if he fell, he''d just slowly float down to the bottom, however, right now, his focus wasn''t on the sea bed, but on the two girls on the bed.


    "Snow Lilly, I can tell you''re having a hard time telling her you''re secretly a man." Harvard watched Snow Lilly and Dasota begin kissing and shook his head. "I-It''s strange, since you''re probably the most beautiful woman I''ve ever seen that was a man, but still. I-I have no doubts that I can leave now, and you''ll be fine."


    "As awyer, I could always tell when a client truly loved someone by the way they kissed before they got locked up in jail for the rest of their life. The way you are kissing her is definitely the kiss of true love. Now, I have no doubts Dasota will protect you. I guess, if there is nothing else, I should get back to lead my Water Army against their Water Army."


    Harvard smiled and turned around, taking onest look at Snow Lilly''s butt to make sure it was okay. He smiled and prepared to swim back up to the surface, but as he did he noticed a small shadow descending from above.


    "Thunder Arts, Bursting Screech!"


    Harvard instantly crossed his arms with shock before a powerful wave of energy crashed into him, and sent him through the window. The next moment, the two girls he''d been hoping to leave alone appeared to be right next to him. Indeed, his body crashed into the window and his back crashed into Snow Lilly''s butt! This was terrible! His quest to leave quietly was definitely failed!


    "Harvard? Did Dasota already call you to make children with you? Does she have some type of ability I don''t know about? Oh no? Are you leaving me here for him! Ah, I know what to do!" Snow Lilly sighed and stood up from the bed. "I''ll leave you two here and let you make a baby now. Sorry for being so useless Dasota."


    "I-I didn''t call him dear," Dasota stood up and ignored Harvard and the boy that looked like Candy Kid fighting. "I-I don''t n on loving anyone else besides you! You''re really the perfect mixture for me. It''s like you''re the only girl I was ever attracted to! Please-please don''t leave!"


    Boom!


    Harvard held up both hands to block an iing kick and got pushed into the wall while he heard two girls bickering to his side. He grunted and then spun his foot to return his own kick!


    Boom!

 Chapter 97: Strange Ties From the Past

    Chapter 97: Strange Ties From the Past


    The person he was fighting went flying back three steps before the mask on the person''s head fell off. A small girl, with pink pigtails and dark silver eyes was revealed.


    "You-you aren''t Candy Kid? Who are you?" Harvard said in disbelief as the girl tossed away her cape. She was a girl roughly 1.6 meters tall and had on a pair of dinosaur swim trunks and a white tube top. "How dare you surprise attack me like that!"


    "Hmph, Candy Kid is uselesspared to me. They call me LollypopGirl. Evenpared to Candy Kid, I''m more dangerous. Not a single man has ever defeated me."


    "I see," Harvard nodded his head and pulled out his Ultimate Midnight Daggers. He just realized he could use them when it wasn''t midnight, but they were like 500% less effective. Basically, they were roughly as good as epic weapons instead of artifact weapons, which was good, but obviously not perfect. "If you''re talking about him, though, you must know him? By any chance, are you the girl that got him to try and assassinate me?"


    "That pathetic loser failed because he went the way of lightning. I, as LollypopGirl, travel the way of Thunder. Sound, especially underwater, is much more effective than even lightning. Hmph, I''ll kill you right now, and then take your body to Candy Kids'' room and make a mantle out of you! You-you''ve corrupted him! He could''ve been the strongest person in all the, but because of you he''s grown weak! He keeps pretending to be sick just so he doesn''t have to kill you!"


    "I see, so that''s why I didn''t get more than 5 horrible assassination attempts from Candy Kid. He''s been sick this entire time," Harvard grinded his fist into a ball and then tossed his hand to the side with anger. "Well, no more will he have to pretend to be sick! Because I''m going to kick your ass! You think you can measure up to Candy Kid! You''re just a girl that''s clearly mimicking Candy Kid in every way possible! You-you even have on that bathing suit that''s a cheap replica of his underwear! You-you like him don''t you? Well, don''t worry. I''ll defeat you now, so you no longer have to put up this charade!"


    "You-you irritable man! I''m over 30 years old! Candy Kid is just 15! Of course I don''t like him," LollypopGirl held out her hand before she activated the skill Loud Sonic Pressure Boom! "Take this! Loud Sonic Pressure Boom!"


    Bang!


    Harvard crossed his arms before arge amount of pressure shot into him and sent him flying through the wall.


    He sighed, and flipped up into the air before he immediately activated Double Stealth and Ulitmate Stealth. He sighed, and watched the girl run in the room. She looked left and right searching for him before he walked over to her and activated Ghost Mirror.


    Lollypopgirl immediately looked flustered and mmed her foot into the floor! Why didn''t she attack him with more strength!


    ''Ow, that hurt,'' Harvard hated that when he used Ghost Mirror if someone hit the shadow of the person he''d take damage. ''Anyways, she-she needs to really wash her clothes. It looks so dirty from down here.''


    Harvard could now use Ghost Mirror for 10 minutes to hide in shadows, so he just watched Lollypopgirl in her underwear, from her backside, begin running around the Mansion,


    From this angle, even though he couldn''t see much, he learned a lot about the Monsoon Kraken''s Mansion Castle.He had equally sized rooms for almost all his guests, and his room was only a little bitrger. There was a training facility, and a few chefs that served vegetarian food. They-they didn''t even eat meat? What kind of enemies was he facing?


    [Ghost Mirror is about to deactivate!]


    ''I guess I''ll see youter,'' Harvard reappeared behind Lollypopgirl as she sat over arge precipice with tears running down her eyes. ''I-I can''t believe it you''re crying? Ugh, I know just what to do.''


    [Morph has been activated. Form: Candy Kid]


    "LollypopGirl. Is that you?" Harvard sighed and patted her on the back, rubbing it gently. She=she felt extremely soft and had extremely luxurious skin, but he was undaunted. "I-I saw you crying out here and decided to take a visit. What''s going on?"


    "I-I miss my mom and dad! I-I didn''t tell this to anyone, but I died when I was just 20 years old! I-I''m so afraid, Candy Kid! When I first saw you, I realized I wanted to be like you! I wanted to be strong, but look at me! I tried to assassinate someone, but all I ended up doing was pissing off Dasota for destroying her wall! Why? Why does nothing make sense here. It''s like, whomever is writing this story doesn''t care about me!"


    "We all care," Harvard as Candy Kid gently brushed back her hair. "However, maybe it''s because you''re choosing the path of evil instead of the path of good. Did you ever think of that?"


    "I-I hear you, but my parents died because they chose the path of good," Lollypopgirl shook her head. "They got killed by men from the mafia because they were trying to confess on a certain case. Thewyer, who represented them on the case, tried his hardest to protect them, but he failed miserably. He-he was such a good man, and didn''t take a payment, and even used his own money from the state to buy my parents private security guards!"


    "I-I just decided to be evil because it felt safer. Do-does that sound wrong?"


    ''I-I know that case! That was one of the worst cases I ever had!'' Harvards mouth trembled, but he tried his hardest to hide it. "That mafia family ended up getting convicted for 100 years after they killed the two parents of the girl. I-I always wondered what happened to her! Sure enough, she must have died! How could I have been so stupid back then!''


    "Hello, I''m talking to you?" Lollypop Girl stood up and leaned towards Candy Kid. "Ugh, Anyways, I just thought I''d let you know now, that no matter what happens. You''ll never be able to change my Candy Kid, but thanks for listening. I feel like you changed so much. You''re not even wearing your underwear anymore. Wait, who are you! Candy Kid would never wear a shirt!"


    ''Shit, my cover has been blown,''


    Harvard stepped off his back foot and then lightly tapped Lollypop Girl''s Nape before she fell down onto the canyon floor.


    He sighed, and took out the paper that had lost all its ink. Luckily, he''d taken a pen that worked underwater from the Monsoon Kraken''s castle, and began writing Lollypop Girl a note.


    [Dear Lollypop Girl.]


    [I personally knew your parents. They were extremely noble people who spoke about you often.]


    [Your father was actually a spy for an agency and so was your mother. They were both not paid well, and went undercover into the mafia. They-they were not people who''d be okay with you being evil! So change your underwear and get back to being the girl they love!]


    [Signed, thewyer who preceded over their case with the first name Harvard]


    ''There, I''ll just leave this in her bikini so she finds it.'' Harvard smiled and then decided to take up back towards the surface. "Now, finally, the day I''ve been waiting for has finally arrived! The day of the battle is finally almost here!"

 Chapter 98: Battling 5 Hours Early

    Chapter 98: Battling 5 Hours Early


    Harvard finally made it back to Central City and saw the prompt he hated to see.


    [1 more day until the Monsoon Kraken takes over Central Continent and builds a pce out of the blood of his enemies!]


    It had rained so much that people were taking boats around Central City and had set up verandas from the second floors of most businesses. It was like being in a beautiful oceanside town except the ocean was about to take over the town and kill everyone''s hopes and dreams.


    [Infamy + 100]


    ''Damn it. Today I came prepared,'' Harvard looked behind him at the 50 healers he hired and started walking to the battlefield. He had only one mission today, and that was to make the battlefield have less water in it, so that when his water army arrived they wouldn''t be killed by the better swimming water army.


    There were roughly 50 girls behind him in white dresses that were getting soaked in the rain, but they seemed to not be bothered by it. Harvard smiled and walked up to where May Tape and Grinning sword were building their next contraptions.


    On the other side of the battlefield, there were contraptions 10 timesrger, but they were still doing pretty well. Grinning Sword had mastered the art of using the cheapest materials to build weapons where the Monsoon Kraken''s side weapons were definitely less affordable.


    ''The Great Underwater Bandit King will be here with her army in 5 hours. That means in 5 hours I got to decrease the water level enough that whomever she brings can at least not be attacked underwater by sharks. Will my body be able to handle it?''


    Harvard''s feet were roughly under two feet of water, so it was extremely hard to trudge an inch forward. A Few NPCs on boats took turns throwing tomatoes at him, but he ignored them while he took a deep breath. Turning back at the girls in white dresses getting dressed, most of them with brte hair and beautiful bodies, but others with blonde hair, or pink hair, or even green hair, he smiled.


    "I''m going to begin evaporating now. Which one of you healing touch healers from the healing touch guild are over level 50?"


    "Only two of us! The rest over level 30. We-we never got a chance to get all of them ss 2 Quests." The level 50 healer named Granny said, who seemed to be young and beautiful. "Why? What is it that you request? You are paying us 1,000,000 Lograms an hour after all."


    "I-I need you to heal me as fast as possible," Harvard nodded his head. "I did some calctions and the rain is falling down and covering this battlefield at over 10,000 volumetric tons a minute. That means I need to evaporate 11,000 tons a minute in order to clear the battlefield in 3 hours. The only way I can do that is if I put my life on the line by evaporating once every 5 minutes. I need you girls to heal me instantly. You two, level 50 girls, will take charge, okay? I-I know you''re soaked, and you can almost see your undergarments underneath your clothes, but you can''t get distracted! You must heal me fast!"


    "We-we can''t imagine you''ll need all 50 of us," Grannyughed, and shook her beautiful ck hair while she looked up at the rain and the dark clouds above. "Anyways, let''s start. If I get any wetter, I''m going to have to change my clothes."


    "Alright, I''m ready," Harvard turned around and was d he requested the girls wore all white clothes. After all, it was much easier to tell who was healers if they all wore white, and it was raining so that was an added bonus. "Here I go! Evaporate!"


    ###


    Arge booth was settup outside the battlefield where Harvard was trying his hardest to drain all the water.


    People were cing bets on many things.


    The odds of the Monsoon Kraken winning the battle were 290 to 1.


    The odds of Harvard emptying the entire battlefield of water before the battle started and the water army arrived was 5 to 1.


    The odds of Harvard getting more kills than Great Styles was 100 to 1.


    The top bidder on that was Great Styles own wife, so you can imagine how mad he was, but that wasn''t the point! People were cing bids on everything! Even on things like if Candy Kid would end up rejoining the side of the Ghost Adventurers fighting for good over the Monsoon Kraken! The odds for that were actually only 1.5 to 1!


    "Evaporate! Evaporate! Evaporate! Evaporate!"


    Bang! Bang!


    Harvard''s Vitality bar dropped so fast there was arge wager too that he was going to actually die. The healers, many of whom thought it was ridiculous Harvard would need 50 healers to keep him fully alive, were dropping one after the other.


    Only 10 healers remained as the level 30 girls were carted off and ced in the tents for the injured on the side of the battlefield! It was nuts! How was this man able to use such a powerful skill consecutively! It felt like he was literally fighting the weather! The cloud dissipated and reappeared over and over again as he kept reactivating the skill!


    "Evaporate! Evaporate!"


    Harvard started to wobble as the battlefield''s water drained down to less than 5 inches as opposed to the 10 inches when he started. "Evaporate! Evaporate!"


    "My-my clothes are almost dry! You''re doing awesome Harvard," May Tape smiled and looked down at her dry tools, and dry ck pants. "I-I can''t believe it! You''re amazing! I''m going to reward you with a huge kiss tonight if we win the battle! You might cry it will be so magical."


    "That''s so hot!" Harvard used Evaporate again and felt his body beginning to overheat. "I-I can''t take it too much longer! AHHHH! Push through Harvard! Push through just like in teamwork training! If you can train with four girls, you can evaporate a lot of water!"


    Boom!


    Harvard''s determination caused a lot of the Ghost Adventurers that were depressed and only showing up to the battlefield to watch to begin to think about fighting in it. A few people left the stands and drew out their weapons. So what if they might die! This was their city! They weren''t going to let an evil Monsoon Kraken take it over!


    [The Monsoon Kraken has decided to start the battle early. He will arrive in 5 hours to start the battle in Central Continent!]

 Chapter 99: Evaporate The Weather!

    Chapter 99: Evaporate The Weather!


    ''You-you bastard! Evaporate!'' Harvard used Evaporate one more time before his body started to tremble. He had to get rid of the water now! It was like the greatest enemy he ever faced, and it kept rushing towards his feet!


    After five more minutes, he finally got it down to one inch of water in front of him that seemed almost patheticpared to the amount of water that was there before. This should be good enough for his Water Army to not have to worry about swimming monsters right? ''I-I can''t even feel my legs anymore hahaha!'' "Guys, did I do a good job?" Harvard turn around and said, "Look, your white clothes are dry now. I-I can''t even see the lining of your bras."


    "You-you''re going to faint ording to my healing meter." A healing meter was what told different healing sses that someone needed to be healed. It had one yellow bar that meant how much energy a yer had and a vitality bar which was green and told how much vitality they had before they died a horrible death! "Harvard, you need to stop now!" Granny screamed, and rushed over and hugged Harvard with all her might. "I-I take it back! You''re an impressive man! You remind me of my grandson in my other life! Back then, he died in a war! I don''t want you to die to!"


    "Thank you, but I''m just going to take a nap now," Harvard smiled and saw Tricky running over to him. She was wearing a ck short skirt and ck clothing. She-she always wore white today? Was she already mourning his death or something or was it just the weather? "Tricky, if I don''t wake up until a few minutes after the battle starts, can you lead the army for me? The Underwater Bandit King should be here with the army in just a moment."


    "Sure," Tilly wiped a droplet of rain off her face and smiled before she and May Tape kissed him on each of his cheeks. "Good job, Harvard. You''ll be very impressed by your benevolence stat when you wake up. Hehe, thanks for lowering the level of water. We''ll take care of the Monsoon Kraken for you. Promise."


    ###


    The Monsoon Kraken''s quickly started to leave Vige 100 and make their way to Central City.


    This was his final garrison of troops that he was escorting personally to the battlefield. After all, he didn''t want Candy Kid, Lollypop Girl, Dasota, Grave Man, or any of his strongest warriors to get assassinated, or distracted on the way to the battlefield.


    With the rain falling down above him, he smiled and opened up his mouth before tensers shot out and killed some running Ghost Adventurers. Their guts rained in the air, and he just didn''t care! This was it, the day he was finally waiting for was about to arrive.


    "Candy Kid, Lollypop Girl I expect you to to fight Hamlord." Glenny''s hundred and ten eyes turned serious as he looked down at his strongest fighters. "We will have no choice but to start our fight at 11:58 AM. IF my calctions are right, if we can make it to 12:05 their side will instantly be destroyed!"


    "Grave Man! You are your strongest from 11:58 AM - 12:04 PM! You will have the advantage! And remember, if any of you betray me, those anklets around your body will explode, and you''ll die with it, hahaha!"


    "I''m going to do what you asked as long as you can find my sister,'' Candy Kid grinded his fist into a ball and bit his lips. He was wearing ck pants today and a white shirt and tie! He looked like a grown up today, and he was going to act like one for his family! "I don''t care if I have to kill Hamlord! However, he''s not going to be the only strong enemy there."


    "Indeed, I''ll take care of Great Styles." Grave Man cracked his knuckles. His muscles were sorge that he seemed like a walking mountain. His thighs were thicker and even more muscr then his arms and even his white hair seemed to be sharp like armor! "At 11:58, I''ll be able to pull strength from the army around me! My Allied Strength Drain ss will show it''s advantage!"


    "Hmmm, I expect good things. This world, even if it gets destroyed, must be a message to King Yama! That everyone deserves an equal shot at things! We will use today to show her that you can''t forget about your family! No matter how far removed someone is!"


    "Hoorah!" The soldiers screamed behind the Monsoon Kraken as he marched forward with his countlessrge legs and then destroyed another few dozen Ghost Adventurers with his steam breath! It was so hot, they almost melted before hisser killed them, yet everyone seemed so excited.


    "Yes, my soldiers, get excited! In just a few hours, this continent will be covered with water. Wait, this is strange. What happened to the water level? It''s only 3 inches deep! It should be at least two feet deep."


    "That must be Hamlord," Candy Kid said with a smile. "He''s probably got a new skill again. Why? Are you scared of him or something?"


    "A little bit of fear is a lot better than none at all," the Monsoon Kraken looked disgusted when he came across a dry patch ofnd. He sted it away and then mmed the ground several times to try and get rid of his anger! How dare he make it rain for 20 days and someone single handedly destroy it! Whomever did that, had to be taken care of immediately! Yet could he show that to others? No, he had to be calm and collected! "Ugh, whatever, we''ll be floating in a sea of bones in no time! Hahahaha! Just you wait Harvard! Whatever you''re doing right now, I promise in an hour, you''ll be doing nothing at all!"

 Chapter 100: Underwater Band Kings Army

    Chapter 100: Underwater Band King''s Army


    The Underwater Bandit King held up her hand and sighed when she got 100 kilometers away from Central City.


    As a ss NPC, she didn''t have as many restrictions as other NPCs when it came to traveling around the continent, but couldn''t get within 5 kilometers of the battlefield where the Monsoon Kraken would be fighting her Water Army.


    She looked back at the thousands of men and women who used to be green from the Green Leaf Curse, and smiled seeing their beautiful faces. Harvard had saved them from the curse, and now they would in turn save the entire continent!


    "You all I expect great things from you. You''ve all suffered for over 100 years being stuck underground, but now an even greater curse is upon us."


    "All the monsters have left, and thisndscape will soon be turned into an oceanscape. In order to stop it, you must defeat the Monsoon Kraken! Even if you must sacrifice your lives, you will do it! I promise, anyone who survives will get a drink on the house!"


    "YAAAAHHH! FREE DRINKS!" One woman screamed and thrusted up her arm. "Free drinks! Free Drinks! Free Drinks!" They started chanting as they marched passed the Underwater Bandit King. She sighed and crossed her arms over her ample chest while she stared at Harvard sleeping against a rock. She took a deep breath and nodded her head with a trace of happiness. "Harvard, I can sense you''ll wake up any minute now. When you do, I hope you lead this army to victory. Otherwise, this entire world will explode and with it all of the dreams inside of it."


    "Let''s hope the opposite happens, and you get to be the Underwater and Land Bandit King I know you can be."


    ###


    Harvard snored for quite a few minutes while both sides appeared on opposite ends of the battlefield. There were roughly 100,000 Ghost Adventurers on one side, and millions of boulder crabs, and double fin sharks on the other side.


    It seemed like a terrifying day to be dead ghosts for almost everyone on the field. Even those that still looked human and had flesh and blood were also scared! They-they didn''t want to go back to the underworld!


    [The Monsoon Kraken has requested to start the battle in 1 minute. Do you ept?]


    ''What? What time is it?" Harvard woke up and saw hundreds of women in front of him wearing short white skirts and white tube tops. "I-I''m awake? Wow, I''m awake and the battle didn''t start yet! I-I thought I''d wake up and see everyone dead, hahahaha!"


    "Don''t get too excited," Tilly helped Harvard up and wiped the dust off his butt with her silver armor covered hands. "They brought more troops than I thought. By the way, what ever happened to Katie?"


    "I think she got lost with the guild house. I told her to park it, and haven''t seen her since," Harvard said, his eyebrows somewhat trembling. "That guild house could''ve probably easily taken down a Kraken. I hope she''s not using all my lograms to go somewhere far away! I mean, I just told her to park it! How hard could that be right?"


    [Monsoon Kraken has offered a second time to start the battle. It''s 11:57. He will start at 11:58.]


    [He''s requested that everyone is fighting get a will as soon as possible to avoid their bodies being collected by his armies and being burned to a crisp. This is especially true for NPCs since no gravestones will appear behind them when they die. Only their dead bodies will remain.]


    [Are you ready for death? The countdown to your death is about to begin and by that time it will be toote for you to write a will. You are also free to join the Monsoon Kraken''s side and live in his underwater paradise, but you are all too pathetic aren''t you! Too pathetic to do anything but die from his army that''s about to ughter you all to dust!]


    "Wow, so close to when I get my Magnificent Daylight Ruler form? He could''ve attacked at 6 PM, or 6 Am or something. He knows that but he still wants to fight me now? Is it because the fighters he brought are only strong too at this time? Did King Yama make sses that got strong at certain times a part of the universe expansion pack? Damn it! No more time to think!" Harvard stood up and nodded his head. "Sure, I ept."


    [The battle against the Monsoon Kraken will now begin in 10 seconds. 9 8]


    [If you haven''t ced your wagers yet on which side will win, please do so. 5.4.]


    [Does your mother know you might die today. 2.1. I hope you left your will. 0!]


    Boom!


    Instantly, both sides rushed forward while Harvard smiled and took out his Ultimate Midnight Daggers. It was finally time. Like, how many chapters did he have to go through just for this battle! It was time for him to prove his manhood!


    "Not so fast!" Candy Kid soared towards Harvard with ten bolts of lightning around him with a girl flying right next to him with her mouth open. She seemed to be using her mouth to fly by sending outrge sonic booms. "You-you will fight us first! Prepare to die, Hamlord!"


    "Hmph, Speed Curse deactivate! Smokescreen activate!"


    Boom!


    Arge bolt of lightning struck where Harvard was just standing while hundreds of soldiers around him got pushed back. The battle was starting and theirmander was already in trouble!


    Harvard shot out of the cloud of smoke and coughed with Double Stealth activated before Candy Kid arrived in front of him and punched him in the chest with all his might.


    Boom! Bang!


    Harvard crashed through a tree in the forest while Candy Kid slowly walked towards with with aser appearing in the center of his hand.


    "You die now," Candy Kid held out his hand before aser shot right towards Harvard''s face. "Take this father! Ultimate Sadness Attack!"

 Chapter 101: Harvest Kings Large Shield!

    Chapter 101: Harvest King''s Large Shield!


    Harvard watched his life sh before his eyes.


    He never imagined in a million years that Candy Kid would actually try to kill him so fast. He saw his ex-girlfriend, and the cute blue dress she wore on the day she killed him and tightly clenched his eyes closed.


    She had been so perfect, her body so beautiful, that he wasn''t surprised she wouldn''t settle for anything less than dating awyer. He smiled, and saw her turn the gun to his head and fire. Yup, this was it again. A total death g that meant he was about to die.


    "Magic Defenders Defense!" Harvest King arrived in front of Harvard like a speeding bullet and instantly put down his shield in front of Harvard.


    Harvard looked up and saw arge man''s body, a kind of chubby one, in disbelief before theser from Candy Kid shot into the sky. The next moment, the moon got pierced by theser and started to fall apart! What an intense attack! He definitely meant to kill him with that! This was definitely not the Candy Kid he expected to fight.


    "Hmph, who are you supposed to be?" Lollypop Girl said while sheughed and pped with tears in her eyes. "Hey Candy Kid? Is that a floating tank? Is he using magic to try and defend someone instead of strength? What is wrong with him?"


    "I-I''m the tank of the Unnamed Guild here to save my Guild Master," Harvest King smiled and took out a glowing silver de that was so bright even the grey clouds above seemed to react. "And as you can see, I learned to take the right path! Unlike Katie, who I saw on the way going in the wrong direction, towards another Continent, I''m here to save Hamlord! Now, prepare to feel your wills be drained from you! Magic Aggression Activate!"


    Boom!


    Harvest King mmed his de into his shield and instantly expected Candy Kid and Lollypop girl to run towards him. That was because, Magic Aggression, got the attention of any enemy and made them run towards the tank!


    He had just acquired the silver magic de after satisfying the Snake Genie Wyvern''s requirements of defeating all the tank fish! It-it had really good stats, and let him fly faster, but the best part of it was it came with three skills. One of the skills, Magic Aggression, got the aggression of any enemy, but his other two skills were even better! The main one he liked was even an attack skill! A tank that could do a lot of damage! That was his wildest dreame true!


    "Come at me!" Harvest King smiled andughed while Candy Kid rushed passed him and smashed his hand into Harvard''s dagger.


    Lollypop Girl arrived on Harvard''s other side and started attacking him as well. Did the damn skill not work? What the hell was he doing wrong?


    "Harvest King. That skill won''t work on them since they aren''t monsters! However, it will work on the Krakens! Go! Go and protect the troops."


    "But I can''t just leave you here!" Harvest King mmed his sword against his shield. "Damn it! It should work even on Ghost Adventurers if they''re enemies! Why isn''t it working."


    A huge clue was there that Harvest King was missing, but he couldn''t just let Harvard fight these two by himself. He stepped off his foot and began to float before he shot forward rather quickly towards the two enemies.


    "Take this! Silver Damaging sh!"


    Boom!


    Harvest King felt a force punch him in the side of the face before he surged in the opposite direction. To his surprise, it didn''t hurt that much.. He rubbed his cheek and said "Ow" before he turned and looked in front of him.


    A gigantic Kraken was looking down at him with two screaming Ghost Adventurers in its mouth.


    "Hahahaha! Another tank to eat?" The Monsoon Kraken''s body began to glow with a giantser. "Very good! Come into my mouth tank! Let''s make this happen!"


    "Angry Mages Attack!" Tilly screamed before hundreds of glowing orb attacks shot into the air. "Warriors, stop his troops from advancing! Girls, distract them with your boobs if you have to!"


    "Foolish," Grave Man said before his body started to transform. "Hahahaha! It''s 11:58! It''s time for you all to perish! Ultimate form activate." Grave Man''s hair started to grow longer and longer before his body seemed to turn into a werewolf. "Hahaha! My Morning Werewolf ss is perfect! OWWWWWOOOHOOHOHOHOHO! You''re all about to die!"


    Swoosh!


    Grave Man burst at his top speed towards Great Styles as he pulled off his shirt and also started to getrger.


    Grave Man couldn''t believe it. He-he could also get stronger at 11:58?


    "I-I decided to be the opposite of Hamlord, " Great Styles muscles gotrger while he tore of his shirt and his spikes appeared behind him. "I decided to get stronger earlier rather thanter! To be stronger rather than faster! Taste the danger of my fists! You scum!"


    Boom!


    Hundreds of attacks started to be exchanged while everyone gasped. The only one that seemed to not be shocked was Harvest King. He floated up in the air and activated Magic Defenders Defense.


    "Come at me you stupid Kraken! I''ll show you what a real tank is!"


    "Pathetic! You''re all pathetic," The Monsoon Kraken smiled and crunched a Ghost Adventurer tank to death. "Very well, let''s see how you do against my strongest attack. Seventeen Year sved Laser Activate!"


    ###


    The sound of explosions started to ring through the battlefield as seconds passed.


    Harvard stepped to the side and dodged a lightning bolt and a thunder scream while he tried his hardest to figure out why he was still alright.


    They seemed to be making it easier to defeat him. Why was that? What were those bracelets on their feet?


    ''That must be the reason why they are fighting me with so much force.'' Harvard activated Ultimate Steal and reached forward. "Please! Please work!"


    Boom!


    Harvard spun twice in the air from Lollypop girls fist and then surged into a rock. He couldn''t believe it! What did he do wrong?


    [Ultimate Steal can not be used on an object. A new skill is required. Would you like to trade 5 skill points for the system to make a new skill?]


    ''Skill points? Ugh, can I get them backter?'' Harvard spit out to his side and got up from the rubble. ''Fine, do it! Give me a skill, but it better be worth it!''


    [Dismantle has been learned]


    [You may now dismantle objects that you can hold for three seconds.]


    ''Are you kidding me?! They move so fast I can barely hit them once! And, I deactivated my speed curse! I''m losing Vitality so fast that one more hit might kill me!''


    "You-you left that letter for me didn''t you?" Lollypop Girl said, slowly marching over to Harvard. It was actually fast because they all had really high Agility, but nheless normal looking for them. "Hmph, you think I''m an idiot. What are the chances that thewyer that knew my mother happened toe to this world and happen to meet me! There is no way in the underworld!"


    "Maybe," Candy Kid said, "King Yama isn''t stupid. She might have done that for a reason. Didn''t you notice most people here seemed to be human. You realize how big the universe is right? We are also all from the same period. Probably the people she didn''t let pass on to another cycle of reincarnation yet. Basically, if my guess is right, we are all humans that died sometime in thest 500 years. Everyone else, before that, would''ve already been cleared out from the Underworld. So, it''s not odd."


    "Eight of my brothers and sisters were ced here as well. I have a feeling on the others, to keep things organized, she did a simr thing with people from different sectors of the universe." Candy Kid sighed and looked down at the time. "Look, we only have like 10 more seconds to talk. Then we have to kill him."


    "So, you''re saying He-he really did know my parents," Lollypop Girl stepped in front of Hamlord and wiped a tear from her eye. "You-you really knew them?"


    "No, I didn''t," Harvard already figured out that those things on their legs would probably hurt them, and didn''t want ot see Candy Girl die. "Hah, what kind of fool do you take me for? Nowe here! Both of you fight me!"


    ''Yes, you''re him. The horriblewyer," Candy Girl said and held out her hands. "Hahaha! I don''t have family members hating for me. I-I just really wanted to hear my parentsst words. Now, I don''t even care if I die. Candy Kid. You will not hurt him."


    "Dumbass, get out the way," Candy Kid gently nudged Lollypop girl and blushed. "You-you''re cute today. You-you''re still wearing dinosaur underwear so it will be hard to fight you. Go-go change or something. I''ll deal with Hamlord."


    "Hmph, eat my fist!" Lollypop Girl''s fist suddenly surged forward. She-she felt something against her leg. She could tell she was about to die, but she didn''t care. "Thank you Harvard." She smiled before arge explosion pierced her body!

 Chapter 102: Gigantic Mountain Crab Ascends!

    Chapter 102: Gigantic Mountain Crab Ascends!


    Harvard couldn''t help but scream while he watched the cloud of smoke clear.


    Lollypop Girl fell over with a massive shock going through her body. It was such a strong shock that her vitality was disappearing quicker than Harvard could believe.


    ''She''ll be dead in a minute at most. It''s only 11:59. What the hell has gotten into Candy Kid?'' Harvard tossed dagger after dagger at Candy Kid while heughed and walked forward. "It''s like he''s apletely different person. The Candy Kid I know would never act like this."


    "You lost! You lost father!" Candy Kid screamed and surged towards Harvard. "Take this! Final Life Punch!"


    Boom!


    Candy Kid watched in disbelief while Harvard stayedpletely still while his fist moved towards his head. He-he was supposed to duck! What was this idiot doing!


    He couldn''t dare stop his fist because then his sisters might die! He decided to swing his fist forward while Harvard stared into his eyes.


    Boom!


    Harvard shot into the rock one more time while Candy Kid started to cry! He-he decided to be a good brother! There was no way he was just going to let Harvard, his fake father, get in the way of his real family! He-he had to kill him.


    "I''m going to ask you a favor," Harvard said, "I''m going to ask you to stop fighting me, or I''m going to get serious. Once I get serious, I promise, you''re going to get hurt. I don''t want to hurt my son just like you don''t want to hurt me."


    "Father, it''s toote! He-he''s the only one that knows the location of my pink haired sister!" Candy Kid held out his hand and created threesers that looked like gigantic death beams beginning to getrger andrger. "I can''t betray them! He will kill her if I don''t!"


    ''Pink haired sister? Wouldn''t all his brothers and sisters be in haze form?'' Harvard scratched his head and recalled the girl on his guild battleship house. "Damn it! Could it be? If only I read the letter, I could''ve confirmed it was her!''


    Harvard sighed and activated Double Stealth and Ultimate Stealth and Ultimate Poison de and Smokescreen. "Whatever It looks like I have to defeat him now in order to save him."


    Swoosh!


    Candy Kid shot into the smokescreen with the threesers and instantly fired at where he thought Harvard would be, yet when he did, he was surprised to see that Harvard was three steps away from where he suspected.


    At the same time, he recalled one day telling Harvard that his weakness was a small area on his back! No way he was going to attack him there right? Why would he tell him that kind of information anyway!


    "Who''s a ticklish boy?"


    "Oh no! Oh no!"


    Boom!


    Candy Kid got hit in the back and the next moment he began screaming withughter! No one was sure if a kid was getting killed, or what! But it sounded incredibly serious! Almost as serious as Graveman and Great Styles fists making contact!


    ###


    As Graveman and Great Styles fists flew towards each other in a flurry of endless speed, something terrifying was beginning toe out of the sea.


    A crab, bigger than the biggest bouldercrabs was appearing from the deepest trenches of the ocean. When it appeared, the thousands of Ghost Adventurers that had just finished killing thest bouldercrabs looked up in terror.


    They were only supposed to have to kill bouldercrabs the size of hills, yet this bouldercrab wasn''t a bouldercrab at all, it was a gigantic mountaincrab!


    "ROAR!" The mountaincrab took once gigantic waddle forward and touched down on the beach. Hundreds of Ghost Adventurers either chose to fight it or run from it, but it was to no avail. It''s little w like crawling foot was sorge that it killed 20 Ghost Adventurers with every waddle. By the 15th step, the entire beach was full of nothing but dead bodies.


    "ROOARR!" The gigantic mountaincrab realized it was runningte, and decided to jump into the sky. Luckily, it''s exoskeleton was light enough that it wasn''t crushed by the weight of being sorge, and shot straight up into the air like a springing gigantic cannon ball.


    Boom!


    Itnded in what was the half rebuilt Vige 1 and instantly killed over 100 NPCs. In just under one minute, it would probably arrive at the battlefield where so many people were fighting and dying! Even right now, Great Styles could see it jumping in the air.


    ###


    "Take this! Ultimate Strength Reckoning Punch!" Great Styles screamed and shot at Grave Man who was also letting his muscles growrger. They both looked like two overly inted men except it was truly their muscles!


    Boom!


    Great styles punched Grave Man twice with two quick bursting jabs before he looked and saw what appeared to be a steal fisting towards his face.


    "Hahaha! You think flesh and blood can win against this ss of mine! I can turn every part of my body into substances like steel and use it to attack!"


    Boom!


    Great Styles felt the wind shoot out of him before he shot to the other side of the battlefield. The hundreds of thousands of troops on both sides, that were exchanging des, all instantly stopped for a second and looked to see if Great Styles was alright.


    He was a titan on the battlefield, and if he died, they couldn''t imagine how much easier Hamlord''s side would be defeated. Even Great Styles wife, who was holding five sharks in the air with just one hand was in disbelief. She-she was going to divorce him if he died! He-he better not stay down.


    The rain fell on Great Styles face while he finally sighed and picked himself up. At the same time, he seemed to be smiling wider and wider.


    "I''ve never used the items thate with my ss. Not even against Hamlord. I was told they only cause destruction when they''re worn, but now. What is a little destruction hahaha! Come out! Furious Nightmare Brass Knuckles! I choose you!"


    Boom!


    Great Styles watched Grave Man push off his foot and shoot towards him like a missile. He picked up a fighting woman on the way and tossed her at Great Styles while the brass knuckles appeared on his hand.


    Great Styles, smiled, and caught the women in the air before tossing her back. This was war! He wasn''t going to fall for such cheap tricks.


    "They-they are literally tossing people around," Tilly said, somewhat trembling. "My boobs aren''t going to growrger for 1 minute! What do we do girls?"


    "Fight. Fight until Katie gets here with the guildship," A member of her guild replied, her face was covered with blood on all the strangest parts of her white dress. Her bleach blonde hair, flowed behind her, before she created three gigantic energy orbs and tossed them at an iing double fin shark.


    Boom!


    It shot backwards while that guild member fell on her knee. "Hehe, isn''t this what you always wanted. A real challenge Tilly."


    "Hmph, it''s a challenge alright, but in 30 seconds, the Monsoon Kraken will pay! These boos will be sorge and my power will soar! I-I can''t wait!"


    ###


    Harvest King looked back at Great Styles and also heard Candy Kid viciouslyughing.


    This was his moment to shine! He activated Magic Defense and Magic Defenders Defense while the Monsoon Kraken shot anotherser at him.


    Boom!


    He flew back several feet in the air from the powerful force but still managed to reflect thesers at some of the Monsoon Kraken''s iing troops. He smiled, and held up his beautiful silver sword in the air before the tip started to shine.


    "Magic Tanks bestbination move. Call of the Mighty and Defensive sh!"


    Boom!


    Harvest King shed forward with his sword before arge shield seemed to shoot out of it and crash into the front line of iing soldiers while the Monsoon Kraken received 10 percent of all the attacks he''d been dishing out!


    Argeser shot towards the Monsoon Kraken''s mouth while Harvest King smiled! He had this battle in the bag.


    Boom!


    Arge pir of mes shot out of the Monsoon Kraken''s mouth before itughed and shed forward. Harvest King could barely flinch in time before he got smacked out of the sky and into the grass below.


    "Pathetic, why am I entertaining you?" The Monsoon Kraken sighed and mmed itsrge arm into the floor before three Ghost Adventurers burst into bits and pieces of bone and blood. "You may be pretty strong for a tank, but is that the depth of your powers? What keeps you getting back up? Everyone around you is losing. We haven''t even activated Tricky''s weapons yet. What do you think is going to happen when we do? You''ll all be wiped out faster than you can say dead meat!"


    "I-I learned that I''m not just a man with a somewhat big belly that needs to be funny for people to care about me." Harvest King floated out of the grass and grabbed his shield. He spun the sword in his hand several times while he appeared in front of the two gigantic Krakens. "I''m someone that matters to my unnamed guild! Though they would rather leave me behind most of the time, and only save me out of convenience, they truly care about me most of the time! I-I''m going to show you what I can do! All I need to do is stop you for 30 more seconds! Then Hamlord will kill you! Actually 29 more seconds!"


    "I already nned for that. Tricky, activate the battlefield defense system," The Monsoon Kraken turned back and smiled while hundreds of spike cannons appeared behind him. The entire battlefield that seemed to be just a grassfield began to break apart as thousands of missiles appeared. "Hahaha! You''re all doomed! Tricky! Fire at will! Fire at will!"

 Chapter 103: Well Matched Foes

    Chapter 103: Well Matched Foes


    Tricky was currently in her tent while the battle was going on with a few girls besides her.


    She''d for the most part made them work so hard to massage her body that they''d fallen asleep soundly while she stayed up all night wondering what she should do. She could either help Hamlord or the Monsoon Kraken. Side with her father, or destroy his reputation and be the reason the entire world was destroyed.


    ''I-I wish I requested more women from the brothel. Ugh, or a man. At this point, anything to distract me from the sounds of battle would be perfect!''


    "Tricky! Activate the battlefield defense system!" The Monsoon Kraken screamed while Tricky pouted and looked down at the controller she had on the bed. This was the controller for her battlefield defense system, and anyone who had ess to it would be able to control the weapons.


    She pushed aside one of the female bodies covering the remote and grabbed the control. She activated the thousand spike cannons, and a few missile turrets, but something didn''t feel right. She-she didn''t know what to do? If she activated her weapon, so many people would die. She loved both men and women! Would the Monsoon Kraken have as good of brothels?


    ''I-I''m overthinking it. Here, let me activate it." Tricky smiled and gently put her hand down on the ''kill everyone'' button. "Ugh, what''s that sound?"


    Jingle! Jingle!


    Jingle! Jingle!


    A woman in a ck dress entered into the tent in front of Tricky as she sighed and pressed harder on the kill them all button. What was that pleasant sound? It sounded like a girl that was trying to tempt her or something and she couldn''t believe it. She felt her body getting hot as she saw a woman walking into her tent with a mask over her face.


    "Hamlord, I''m only doing this because you begged me too!" Hot Yummy came into the room with a beautiful ck dress with a beautiful ck top on with bells that jingled when she moved her hips. She was clearly trying to make Tricky get distracted, and it sure was working faster than she imagined. Tricky almost lifted her hand up from the button, but Hot Yummy shook her finger to alert her to stop it.


    "Hmph, I know how to dance. Im my first life, I was a professional dancer. I made men fall head over heels for me and give merge tips! I can do this! I can distract Tricky."


    "It''s already toote," Tricky smiled and held up the remote. "My finger is already on the ''kill all'' button. If I lift it, everyone on Hamlords side will probably die. I''m sorry beautiful woman, there is nothing you can do. Not even your sweet curves or lips could stop me from lifting my finger."


    "I-I haven''t shown you my best dance yet!" Hot Yummy turned around and started viciously shaking her butt while she paled. "Please! Please don''t lift up your finger! Just touch me with your other hand, hahaha!"


    "Mmmm, you are quite yummy to look at," Tricky smiled and patted the bed. "Well,e here and kiss me then. If I''m unsatisfied with you, I will end it all. Are you ready to fight the ultimate battle?" Tricky gently rubbed Hot Yummy''s back while she nervously sat down beside her. "Are you ready to engage in frivolous activities with another women!"


    "Yes! Let''s do it!" Hot Yummyughed nervously before she jumped at Tricky and kissed her with all her might! She had to win this battle for Harvard! If she didn''t, everyone would die!"


    ###


    Harvard heard a few women screaming and shouting and even what sounded like one moan.


    However, nothing could stop him from smiling now that he''d finally gotten Candy Kid exactly wher he wanted him! He looked down at his hand at the device he''d gotten off of Candy Kid''s body! And it was just 10 more seconds until 12 PM! 10 more seconds until he put an end to this charade!


    [You''ve dismantled Candy Kid''s Loyalty Device!]


    [The Monsoon Kraken will no longer be able to tell if he''s doing something to help him or if he''s joined your side! You''ve earned 5 experience!]


    ''I-I get experience for dismantling things? That''s interesting?'' Harvard stopped tickling Candy Kid, and gently walked over to Lollypop Girl. She was lying incapacitated with her finger in her mouth with her cute dinosaur swimsuit on.


    He sighed and reached down and dismantled her loyalty device as well. With these two on his side now, the battle should be much more in his favor.


    "I''ll never join you, Hamlord," Candy Kid got up and wiped the tears out of his eyes. He''d never felt so defeated in his life! He''d told Harvard he was ticklish in a special hidden area of his back, and he used it against him! He wanted to tear him to shreds. "Howeverr, you, you really think you can help me find my sister? Are you sure about that?"


    "I may have already found your sister." Harvard patted Candy Kid on the head. "She has pink hair. Do you happen to know her name?"


    "He said she''s nicknamed Billy." Candy Kid wiped a tear from his eye. "You-you couldn''t have found her, could you father?"


    "Indeed, I did. I believe someone right now, is looking out for us." Harvard looked forward at the Monsoon Kraken and all the mayhem that was happening. Women that hadn''t remembered to cut their hair to prepare for battle were having cat fights with other women. Countless abilities were being used that he didn''t know the name of and a few he did.


    One women from Tilly''s guild used something called War Hammer Scream and sent a gigantic hammer out of her mouth that instantly pierced a double fin shark. It seemed like it was time for him to join the real battlefield.


    "Candy Kid, we''re fated to win this battle today, but there are still so many ways we could lose. Can I count on you now?"


    "Yes father." Candy Kid wiped off his eyes once again before he hugged Harvard with all his might. "I love you! I love you more than I love candy! Thank you! Thank you for tickling me instead of letting me kill you."


    "I-I''m here too," Lollypop girl got up and walked over to Candy Kid. She immediately smacked him in the face before she kissed him on the other side of the face. "You-you asshole! How dare you hit me! I like you and hate you now at the same time."


    "What-what''s happening?" The Monsoon Kraken could only look around in disbelief as the weapons didn''t activate. "Why? Why haven''t Tricky''s weapons activated, and their pathetic weapons are beginning to go online? Why? Why is everything not going my way! And who drained the damn water?! Why is there only an inch of water! It''s been raining for 20 days!"


    "Hehe, it''s 12 PM," Harvard watched Magnificent Daylight Ruler activate while he gently tapped Candy Kid on the back.


    For some reason, the Dragontail Kraken was only arriving right now, and the battlefield was only growing more insane. However, he was smiling. At least one thing had gone as nned, so it was actually going pretty well.


    [Magnificent Daylight Ruler equipment has all been equipped.]


    [You are still missing the cape for the Magnificent Daylight Ruler, but your Agility has increased by 600 percent!]


    "Hehe, you guys ready?"


    "Yes, we''ll take the Dragontail Kraken together," Lollypop girl grabbed Candy Kid''s hand and blushed. "You get the Monsoon Kraken! That Harvest King or whatever is about to die! You confident you can destroy him Hamlord?"


    "I''m about to get really long," Harvard cracked his knuckles and tossed a dagger through 200 double fin sharks before he took another step forward. "Let''s go!"


    ###


    Harvard shot forward like a missile.


    He was so fast right now that the remaining water flew up. A streak of grass could be seen where he was running at his top speed. No one had actually seen the grass in a few weeks, and everyone was getting excited.


    "Go for it Harvard!" Tilly screamed and shook her massive jugs! They were only around for five minutes, so she was happy to show them off. "Destroy him! I''ll take care of these small fries."


    "Who you calling small fry?" A woman with evenrger boobs walked up to Tilly and took out arge wand named the Great Lilly.


    All over the battlefield, simrly matched foes were beginning to find each other, while Harvard finally made it in front of the Monsoon Kraken.


    He smiled and immediately used Magnificent sh while arge water beam shot out of the Monsoon Kraken''s mouth.


    Boom!


    Harvard''s de sliced the Monsoon Kraken''s attack in half before he jumped and attacked him from every side!


    This was it! This was the moment he was waiting for!"

 Chapter 104: The Birth of Supreme Destruction!

    Chapter 104: The Birth of Supreme Destruction!


    In a dark castle away from the battlefield,


    Three women that were romantically acquainted with Harvard were looking down at their overflowing bellies. With the raining down, you could hardly notice that their water broke, and it was even more harder with their screams.


    "OMG! OMG! It feels like I''m trying to push out a tank!" One of the women screamed and held her two sisters hand who screamed even louder.


    "I-I can''t take it! AH! Can I please have the sedative doctor? Please?!"


    The three daughters of the Midnight King were trying their hardest to give birth to Harvard''s three children as lightning swam amongst the grey clouds in the sky. It looked like terrifying beings were casting shadows down on the small castle below.


    The doctor, standing next to the three women, however, seemed to have a smile on his face. He had an extremely evil grin that he hid well underneath his operating mask.


    "Hahaha, I finally found your weakness Hamlord," The man pushed up his sses and looked down at the first of the three babies that was born into his hand.


    He was someone that Harvard would barely recognize because he only saw him for a few minutes when he started at Ghost Cape Falls, however, he remembered Harvard.


    It had been his first day leveling up, and he in the middle of doing a quest to kill Ghost Slimes when Harvard appeared. He killed his first five Ghost Slimes really easily, and he was even making headway on the leaderboard. He remembered, like it was 6 and a half months ago and a few days that he turned and went to kill another Slime before Harvard shed it in half.


    He turned to his left side and to his right side and Harvard shed every slime around him into bits!


    He was one to always finish one quest before he started another quest, but because of Hamlord he had to wait three days and three nights before he could actually finish it. By that time, the Ghost Slimes were so traumatized when they respawned that they made him chase them through the forest.


    It wasn''t until a day after that he finally killed the ten ghost slimes. He, the man who had chosen the screenname, Supremely Victorious, was now at the bottom of the leaderboards. For weeks, he tried to catch up, but by the time he reached level 30 Harvard had already started killing all the ss 2 Monsters. He also overcharged, and even when Supremely Victorious found him outside of the Candy Shop Harvard merely scoffed at his over of 10,000 Lograms.


    It took him over a month after that to even find a ss 2 artifact, one day, when he was walking in the beach. It had been when Harvard had been fighting the Monsoon Kraken. He wasying helpless on the beach before something shot out of the Monsoon Kraken''s resting ce that no one noticed.


    What shot out was an heirloom ss 2 Quest! One that he spent another monthpleting before he finally unlocked the ss that made all the pain he suffered significant! The ss was called the Supreme Overlord Tyrant ss, and it had some terrifying abilities. For one, it allowed him to learn how to be a doctor in under an hour just by looking through a few medical books!


    He could transform into 10 different types of dinosaurs and both a girl and a boy and a man and a woman. However, his best ability had to be his ability to make children under the age of 12 follow his everymand. He smiled while he watched another baby appear in the world. It was truly a terrifying ss! His n was to make Harvard''s children backstab him in the future! His n to sow chaos in Harvard''s life was only beginning toe to fruition!


    "OMG! It''sing out! It''s bigger than a tank! It''s like a whale! A Whale ising out of me! Someone save me!"


    "It''s already out. All three of you have beautiful children," Supremely Victorious smiled and handed the baby to each of the three women before tapping them on their heads. Three small reverse direction arrows appeared on their heads while he smiled and took out a bill. "However, the cost, that will be 1 million Lograms please."


    "Ugh, we-we will send the bill to the man who knocked us up. What was his name again?" The girls smiled andughed while they looked down at their sweet children. "Wasn''t his name Hamlord? I-I can''t even remember after all that pain we just experienced! Oh god! HOw do we not know his name."


    "It is Hamlord," The ck haired sister to her right said, smiling while her baby cried. "Hehe, I can''t wait to show him what his child looks like after his fight is over. The entire fate of the world may be in his hands right now. Isn''t that right son. Oh yeah, we should send a request for him to name them!"


    ###


    Harvard and the Monsoon Kraken really stunned everyone who was watching them.


    Hundreds ofsers shot out of the Monsoon Kraken''s mouth at Harvard while he seemed to blur and disappear in countless ces.


    Everywhere hended, the sound of swooshing could be heard, before aser hit a double fin sharked, or a boulder crab, or someone else that may have been nearby.


    Harvest King, stood back and watched in Awe while Great Styles came over to him with Grave Man resting on his shoulder. The two of them had fought, but Great Styles finally womn after hitting him so hard in the face that his teeth flew out the backside of his mouth.


    "He''s really something. I understand why my wife wants me to be like him. However, I know we made the right decision, Harvest King. It''s better to be different than someone like Hamlord. All the cards seem to have been dealt for him and not us. We''re at most vice leaders in the guild. He''s going to be the leader."


    "I-I did a good job right?" Harvest King said while tears flowed down from his eyes. "I''m not a useless guy that always goes down the wrong path right? Am I? I-I deserve a good spot in the guild too right?"


    ''You-you guys really seem to alwaysugh at me, and when ever I''m in danger hesitant to help me. However, right now! I did a good thing! I saved Harvard! I-I''m not that person anymore that just makes mistake after mistake am I?"


    "Harvest King, we all like you and hate you depending on the day." Great Styles punched Grave Man in the face to make sure he was knocked out, and then tossed him on the floor. "You''re still probably going to walk down the wrong path, but at least you have a shield. However, what''s going to happen when you need a third ss? Did she tell you."


    "HA!" Harvard activated Magnificent sh dozens of times and shot dozens ofsers in half while the seconds ticked by. "HA! HA! HA!"


    His hand blurred so fast and released so many attacks that many people were surprised he was able to keep it up. If he was this strong before, why didn''t he use it when the fight started.


    "Oh no, we need to help him," May Tape patted Grinning Sword on the shoulder. "Why? Why aren''t our weapons working either? What''s happening Grinning Sword?"


    When Tilly''s weapons had been about to activate, Grinning Sword and May Tape tried to activate their weapons but they didn''t work.


    Grinning Sword had no idea, but he was rapidly trying to find out. He opened ever weapon and tried to figure out what was wrong! The Bone fin cannons should work! Why weren''t they working?


    "May! I believe that man over there Great Pina Cda is the cause!" Grinning Sword pointed at a man with a gigantic shield that was charging at Tilly. "You-you have to get him away from here! I believe his ss releases some type of electric energy that disables weapons!"


    "He-he looks strong," May Tape watched Tilly''s boobs start to dete as Great Pina Cda swung a glowing shield at her.


    Boom!


    The next moment, Tilly shot into the distance while Great Styles charged at his rear.


    Boom!


    Great Styles got sent shooting in the other direction while May Tape slowly pulled out her daggers. She was trembling, but she could do it! She could defeat him.


    "I-I''ll do it. I''ll defeat him," May Tape gulped and spun out her daylight daggers. They weren''t nearly as good as Harvards, but they also made her 5 percent stronger in the day time, but all the time when it was daytime. She-she could do it! She watched Harvest King charge at the Great Pina Cda''s golden armor, while she stepped off her back foot and rushed at him.


    She would do it! She''d defeat him!


    "I-I''m going to end you!" May Tape jumped at Great Pina Cda and shed down with her daggers while Harvest king also got smacked away like a weakling. She jumped up, her skirt pping in the wind, while her blue and white striped panties appeared in Pina Cda''s vision.


    "So-so beautiful," The Great Pina Cda got stunned before he realized he had to step to the side to dodge.


    Boom!


    May Tape activated Night sh and created a small de that cut a few inches into the Great Pina Cda''s armor. She could do this! He seemed to be losing against her.


    "Not bad, but I''ll only fall for that trick once," The Great Pina Cda grabbed May Tape''s wrist and twisted it before she groveled. She instantly fell onto the floor, and groveled in pain while the man above herughed.


    "No, I-I was too weak," May Tape heard her bones crack as she looked up in terror. "I''m sorry, Harvard. I was delusional. I-I really can''t be like you."


    "Hmph, you messed with the wrong guild," Snow Lilly smiled before she spun and kicked the Great Pina Cda in the jaw.


    Boom!


    He shot to the other side of the field while Snow Lilly winked at the Dragon Tail Kraken. The next moment, the Great Pina Cda disappeared down the Dragon Tail Kraken''s throat.


    "Hehe, sorry I''mte." Snow Lilly reached down and pulled up May Tape. "Now, shall we go watch Hamlord finish off the Monsoon Kraken. The Dragontail Kraken is now on our side!"

 Chapter 105: Calling All Opponents!

    Chapter 105: Calling All Opponents!


    The Dragontail Kraken was truthfully not yet on their side.


    However, when she saw Snow Lilly in danger she devoured Great Pina Cda because she was afraid of the women she loved getting hurt. She couldn''t stop thinking about Snow Lilly even as Candy Kid and Lollypop girl were trying their hardest to fight her.


    She had leveled up greatly in thest few weeks, and was no longer level 60, but had already made it to level 85. When her quest monsters destroyed viges, because she was a special type of NPC called a True NPC, she got 1 percent of experience for every one of their kills.


    True NPCs were quite rare, and only one out of a million NPCs could be considered True NPCs, and only one in a billion could create quests that could change the fate of their entire. Of course, there were at least a million True NPCs in all the 1500s, but only a few of them were active right now.


    In another world, a six armed gigantic snake was on a simr quest, but even that snake didn''t have a brother. Frankly, in this way, unlike in others, the two Monsoon Krakens were quite unique. They were rted, and because of that should have no trouble destroying Hamlord after all the experience they received.


    Yet this wasn''t the case with the Dragontail Kraken, her hundred eyes were focused on Snow Lilly''s beautiful body. There was a somewhat manish quality to it, the way she spread her legs open when she cut a terror double fin shark in half. She then spun and shed a apex bouldercrab while the Dragontail Kraken felt somesers tickling against her skin.


    "She''s too strong!" Candy Kid said, "Ugh, I never leveled up passed level 60! How the hell are we supposed to beat her?"


    "I-I''ll go in her mouth!" Lollypop Girl nodded her head. She remembered how Harvard defeated her the first time, and it was the only way! "Just! Just tell Hamlord I''m sorry! Tell him I''m sorry for doubting that he was a horriblewyer in hisst life!"


    "I-I''m going in its mouth instead of you!" Candy Kid shook his head while a smile came on her face. "I-I know the risks, but I-I consider you like a sister, Lollypop Girl! We wear the same underwear, and have the same taste. We even have simr abilities! My world would be over without you!"


    "Wait, where''s she going?" Lollypop girl watched the Dragontail Kraken run to Snow Lilly. She immediately smashed a gigantic Apex Doublefin Shark into pieces before smashing a boulder grab into bits. "Is-is she helping us."


    "I don''t know, but now is our chance! Attack her with all your might!"


    ###


    Boom!


    Harvard watched the time tick by while he fought the Monsoon Kraken.


    He probably only had one minute left before it was 12:07, and it seemed his only chance to win was slowly ticking away. He knew that soon, once he was in his normal state, the Monsoon Kraken would probably kill everyone on the battlefield. However, he was starting to understand what happened. However, why did things have to be this way.


    It was really hard to defeat him! He had to have reached level 86 because he was a True NPC! Frankly, Harvard just learned what that is because he felt like someone wanted to make it harder for him! However, he couldn''t lose! Not when so many things were on the line!


    ''May Tape, Tilly, Hot Yummy, other girls who names I forgot.'' Harvard wiped a tear off his eye. ''It''s incredibly hard right now to see a way out of this. Every time I try to get close enough to him to use Golden Seal he attacks me from every direction.''


    ''I thought-I thought since we leveled up this would be easy as making one of you conceive, but that''s not the case. This is much harder! This is like trying to make 10 women conceive at the same time! What are the odds of that?''


    Boom!


    Harvard got hit in the side of the face by a powerful appendage of the Monsoon Kraken before he shot to the other side of the field.


    He looked over when he crashed and saw Harvest King and Great Styles lying a few feet from him with injuries all over their bodies. He looked down at his hand and noticed his normally somewhat pale blue hands had turned a darker blue. He was clearly injured, and running out of energy.


    "Guys, I-I''m about to do something very stupid right now. If I die, can you tell May Tape to pay for my funeral. She owes me at least that. Tell Tilly that she can be the leader of the guild. Tell Candy Kid Tell Candy Kid he can only have one piece of chocte before he goes to bed!"


    "Hmph, who are you kidding?" Harvest King said, standing up and holding his shield. "We-we aren''t going to let you die! We''re going to help you now! What do you need? Just time for a measly one attack."


    ''Indeed, that would help,'' Harvard nodded his head but then shook it with fear. "However, are you sure you can handle it?" Harvard watched five beautiful girls get struck by aser and instantly turn to dust. "He''s so strong, and he''s no longer holding back."


    "You can trust me," Harvest King smiled and held up his thumb. "Hahaha! There is no wrong path for me to take so I''m fine! Great Styles, can you help him too?"


    "I-I may not be an overinted muscr man right now, but I''m still the 2nd on the leaderboards in Central Continent," Great Styles smiled and stood up as well. "Yes, I believe the only one who shall be dying is him! Now, let''s do this! Charge!"


    ###


    The Monsoon Kraken sighed and looked around at the destruction of his troops.


    He too was doubting what was happening in this battle. He could even sense that Hamlord kept trying to get close to him because he had some special attack he wanted to unleash. He fired aser at some beautiful woman and killed her instantly before he looked back at the tent where Tricky was currently located.


    Looking closer, he noticed that two women silhouettes could be seen instead of one. It seemed even Tricky was engaged in some type of battle.


    "Smoke Man! You''re my only elite left! Go make sure Tricky is okay!" The Monsoon Kraken sighed and watched the troops rushing towards him. He specifically noticed a small floating tank and scoffed while Harvard shot towards him like a missile.


    ''My only true enemy is only level 59. Hmph, if this was a month ago, he would''ve stood a chance against me, but not now.'' The Monsoon Kraken fired 10 more shots of hisser with such speed that Harvard''s Magnificent shes could hardly keep up. ''I-I''m going to really enjoy crushing him, but not as much as he thought. His power is nothingpared to mine! I need a true enemy!"


    "You-you''re fighting me! Magic Agression activate!" Harvest King mmed on his shield before every single being on the battlefield, except of course his allies turned towards him.


    Smoke Man, who had been inches from Tricky''s tent, turned around and slowly turned into a gigantic w with feet. All therge boulder crabs that were hiding underground in Tricky''s traps, instantly ran out as well.


    Even the Monsoon Kraken, and the Dragontail Kraken, who was minding her own business, also turned! Harvest King instantly regretted what he did.


    "That-that is my true enemy! He must die!" The Monsoon Kraken shot at Harvest King while he instantly regretted what he did. He forgot that his Magic Aggression was able to attract any enemy within a 2000 meter radius.


    Unlike normal tanks, this could be considered a perfect form of aggression, however, he felt like an idiot! The Dragontail Kraken that had been literally helping them was now running towards him with the Monsoon Kraken.


    ''I-I chose the wrong path again didn''t I.'' Harvest King smiled and activated Magic Defender''s Defense and Magic Defense. ''Hahaha! But it''s okay! Hamlord will think of a way out of this.''


    ''My true enemy! He''s right there! Inches away from me!'' The Monsoon Kraken ran right towards him as the Dragontail Kraken nked him on his other side. ''Yes, the enemy I''ve been waiting to fight! He''s right here!''


    Harvard smiled and watched the two Krakens charge up theirsers at Harvest King inches from each other before he smiled and stepped off his back foot. His body instantly elongated thanks to stretch before he seemed to turn into arge slinky that extended for almost 3000 meters.


    He smiled, and jumped right towards the Monsoon Kraken and Dragontail Kraken while Harvest King shut his eyes in fright.


    ''I-I''m going to die now, aren''t I?'' Harvest King watched the two Monsoon Kraken''srge appendages smash towards his shield as he dropped on his feet. ''Hahaha! This is great! I get to go out with a bang!''

 Chapter 106: The Length of the Battle

    Chapter 106: The Length of the Battle


    Dame Continent, Grand Pce


    While Harvest King was in the midst of fighting the Monsoon Kraken and the Dragontail Kraken,GrandDeath was currently was looking at the eight great tombs he was building from his pce window.


    He was awaiting to hear news from the five bosses he possessed under hismand. The ones he sent to the Central Continent to scout out Harvard. Their quest was simple and it was simply to attract Harvard and his clique to Dame Continent so he could offer them some quests through the countless NPCs under his control.


    ''If I''m right, he has two of the eight children of the legendary fog in his possession. If I can get all eight of them into all eight of the tombs, I can presumably destroy everything on the!''


    GrandDeath smiled while his ck hair wavered in the wind.


    As for the children of the legendary fog, they were children like Smokey, and Billy that came from what King Yama called the first level of the underworld.


    In the underworld, there were seven levels, with people like Harvard on the third level. However, those that had earned special achievements in theirst life were put in the first level of the underworld.


    Unlike Harvard, who without the hard work he put into getting the bandana that would be the system he got when he reincarnated, those that were from the first level of the underworld got special abilities when they entered into King Yama''s Expanded Universe.


    The children of the fog, however, were extremely special to King Yama because they were pretty much one of the only 120 families that made it into the firstyer of the underworld.


    It was a ce with muchrger cells than the one Harvard got in the third level, and with muchrger televisions with a lot more channels. As for why they were called the children of the fog, it was simple! The first level of the underworld waspletely covered with fog, so they were called the children of the fog!


    GrandDeath, himself, knew this because he was also from the firstyer of the underworld! It was, frankly, the reason why he was able to get such a powerful second ss in the first ce!


    ''If I destroy everyone on the, I will have no problempleting all the dungeons I want to without anyone interfering! It will be perfect! All I need now is to get Hamlord toe here! Once he''s here, the other six children of the fog will fall into my hands!''


    GrandDeath smiled and touched his hand in the air before dozens of screens appeared around him. This was called his boss monitor, and was one of his first ss skills. It allowed him to see where all the bosses he controlled were across the entire continent. Five of them happened to be in front of the gigantic Mountain Crab in the Central Continent.


    ''Alpha Night, and Chaotic Overlord plus you three other goons of mine! Don''t you dare destroy that crab yet! Do you hear me?" Destroy that Mountaincrab as soon as Hamlord can see you, and not a second earlier! I don''t care about casualties!''


    "Sir, it seems that the battle with the Monsoon Kraken is about to end though! I heard screams up ahead. Perhaps it was two girls screaming, or perhaps even more girls than that" Alpha Night, who looked like a gigantic moving cloud of darkness that had two cloud arms with swords said.


    It had terrifying amber colored eyes that looked like two moons inside of the cloud. It used weather to attack and was very terrifying, but nheless quite a bit smaller than the Gigantic Mountaincrab. "What should we do? Wouldn''t it be better to kill it now?"


    "Damn it! Very well! Four of you execute it immediately! As for you Chaotic Overlord, go ahead to the battlefield and tell me what''s happening there! Smoke Man, that damn bastard we told to wait in the wings of the battle and not get near any tanks seems to have deviated from the n and is running to Harvest King right now!'' GrandDeath sighed and sat down on a thrown before he looked over at two women bowing to him. They had extremely beautiful bodies with beautiful bosoms that were squeezed tightly into cktex dresses. He had them here for a very special reason.


    "Girls, Can you hear me?" Granddeath asked, walking towards the girls with his hair wavering in the wind. He could tell they were terrified, and it only bothered him a little bit."I forgot which one of you was supposed to grant me experience today? Did both of you level up like I asked?"


    "Yes, but" The two girls groveled, "We-we are barely level 30 today. Can we really be of use to you?"


    Grand Death smiled and walked up to the two brtes bowing before he grabbed their hair and gently pulled. This was necessary for what he was about to do. He pulled their hair back and revealed their foreheads and their beautiful eyes.


    "Sorry about this, lovely''s. I''m toozy to level up myself," Grand Death activated a skill called Experience leach before the two girls immediately screamed. Hisughter followed before he turned and looked at HarvestKing on his monitor.


    "Well, well, It looks like Harvest King is finally about to die. He took the wrong path today after all."


    ###


    Harvest King''s shield felt like the force of the entire smashed into it when the two Kraken''s finally hit him with all their might.


    It was such a terrifying hit that even his vitality, which had skyrocketed after he got the Magical Snake Sword from the Snake Genie Wyvern , dropped by half almost instantly. His knees buckled, and the next moment they seemed to crack before he copsed a foot into the ground.


    Immediately, he got the urge that he didn''t want to die! However, it really felt like he was going to die!


    ''I''m sorry Harvard! I-I guess I went down the wrong path again today after all,'' Harvest King felt another powerful hit bash into his shield before he got hammered further into the ground. ''I-I really just wanted to help you, but I''m useless hahaha! I''m so useless I shouldn''t have gotten this really cool item ss, but I did! And even if I die, I''m going to use it to the best of my advantage!''


    Boom!


    Harvest King''s shield got hit one more time before he lost almost all of his vitality. Once this happened, he looked up and noticed that the Monsoon Krakan, which was being circled by the really long Harvard, was beginning to regain control of its body.


    It started to summon aser from its mouth while it''s dozens of eyes trailed Hamlord slowly as he wrapped around him in the sky.


    Harvest King instantly realized what he had to do! He had to buy Harvard a little more time!


    "Magical Agression!" Harvest King screamed while blood dripped out of his mouth. "Damn it! I''m the tank! You''ll attack me or else!"


    Bang! Bang! Bang!


    Harvest King banged the shield several more times before the Monsoon Kraken once again looked subdued. The Dragontail Kraken too, with its massive blue body, and countless appendages, also turned and struck towards Harvest King with all its might.


    Harvest King smiled and felt certain he was about to die before he turned back and smiled at one of Tilly''s guildmates, Annawini. She was so cute, and a little bit chubby, but he had really wanted to confess to her if he got the chance. However, it looked like now that was all about to vanish in smoke.


    "I''m sorry," Harvest King shut his eyes tight and felt all the force from the dragontails massive leg hit his shield.


    It was over! It was about to end!


    "No you don''t!" GreatStyles pushed into the shield with all his might before Harvest King looked over in shock. The Dragontail Kraken''s and the Monsoon Kraken''s appendages hit the shield over and over again, but for some reason his vitality only slightly fell!


    "You-you''re not alone, idiot! Snap out of it!"


    "I-I''m not alone?" Harvest King wiped a tear out of his eye before several more attacks bounded his golden armored body further into the ground. "I-I''m not alone? I''m really not alone!"


    "Of course not, idiot," Candy Kid smiled and grabbed the other side of the shield. "You''re part of a guild, and you''re my father''s one and only undependable tank! Now let''s do it! Let''s buy my father time!"


    Boom!


    Harvest King got hit one more time and looked over at his vitality bar as it nearly disappeared. He-he couldn''t help but smile! He might live after all! This was great!


    Boom!


    Harvest King smiled and looked up at Harvard wrapping around the Dragontail Kraken and Monsoon Kraken one more time, but he could do it! He could take a few more hits.


    Harvard, looking down at him in his blue armor couldn''t help but smile and nod his head. He was pretty much saying I''ll take it from here!


    "Golden Seal!" Harvard screamed, and instantly the battlefield quieted. Everyone could tell something extremely strange was about to happen. "Golden Seal! Golden Seal!"


    "We-we did it!" Harvest King smiled and then almost instantly passed out into Annwinni''s chest. She smiled and let him drop to the floor before leaning down and patting him on the head.


    "Hehe, good job Harvest King," She sighed and looked up at Harvard, "However, what''s taking so long? I-I thought Hamlord told us that golden seal would activate immediately?"


    "It-it must be that he''s not long enough yet," May Tape sighed and crossed her arms while watching Harvard try to stretch a few inches more. "Ah! I know just what to do in situations like this! Let me go get Tilly! We''re really good at this!"


    ###


    Harvard had only ten seconds to get longer and was practically crying as he tried to extend himself further.


    Unlike the golden genie snakes he killed, he wasn''t able to to make wishese true and change the fate of the universe. He sighed before suddenly he looked down and noticed two girls dancing.


    Behind them, hundreds of doublefin sharks and bouldercrabs were rushing towards them, but in their beautiful dresses they simply looked like shimmering beauties trying to reward a man after a hard day of work.


    ''Ugh, sorry girls, but I don''t think that''s going to make me longer right now,'' Harvard tried to extend his fingers a little bit more. ''Damn it! I''m useless once again! Think Harvard! Think! There has to be something you can do. Just get longer! Wait, that''s it!''


    Harvard nodded his head and took a deep breath before all of a sudden his body seemed to grow another 5 meters! The next moment he seemed to grow 10 more meters and the next moment 30 more meters!


    The two girls jumped and celebrated before a powerful golden light swept through the battlefield.


    "Golden Seal! Activate!" Harvard screamed!


    And this time, the entire world seemed to turn golden almost instantly!


    [Golden Seal is now activating! Please hold on!]

 Chapter 107: Message From the Other World

    Chapter 107: Message From the Other World


    The entire battlefield that Harvard was on got so quiet that even the sound of a needle dropping would probably be heard.


    The rain that was falling down from the sky seemed to almost freeze in space while an extremely bright golden light instantly tore through the darkness in every direction.


    Arge gust of air seemed to shoot out from that golden light, which immediately sent everyone that was around Harvard into a state of either shock of trepidation. They could tell, whatever was happening inside of that Golden Light, would probably lead to the end of the battle.


    It seemed like the gold light kept getting brighter and brighter for a few seconds before all of a sudden the golden light suddenly seemed to implode. Arge cloud of golden dust shot out in all directions before the clouds in the sky instantly dispersed.


    Boom!


    The area where the golden light had been suddenly seemed to turn into a massive golden explosion that shook the nearby trees.


    Finally, the golden light instantly disappeared leaving just what seemed to be three small figures floating in the air.


    No one quite new what happened, but the Monsoon Kraken and the Dragontail Kraken and even Harvard seemed to disappear. Everyone could only look forward in shock at the ce on the battlefield where the Kraken''s had once stood. What the hell had happened?


    ''I believe it''s over. It''s finally over,'' Hamlord got out of a hole in the ground andughed. ''They-they have finally been sealed!'' Harvard got out of the hole and held up his hand! "We did it! We finally did it! YAAHH!"


    Harvard screamed at the top of his lungs to everyone on the battlefield before the area seemed to almost instantly erupt into cheers.


    A few women couldn''t help but jump for joy, not caring about what they were wearing beneath their bodies, as Harvest King and everyone else looked forward in disbelief.


    Right next to Harvard there appeared to be two boxes with chains around them. Specifically, there were golden chains around them that seemed somewhat analogous to snakes. Had Harvard really sealed the two Krakens? If so, why didn''t he just do that earlier?


    [Golden Seal has managed to lock up the Monsoon Kraken and the Dragontail Kraken]


    [One of the Monsoon Kraken''s abiltiies can be absorbed. Would you like to absorb the skill rain lord?]


    [Rain lord will allow you to make it rain in an area that''s 10 by 10 meters, and will cause clouds to form overhead. Though it might seem useless now, in the future it mighte in handy. Let''s say there is a drought in anothernd or something. *cough*, maybe you should try and learn it now while you still got a chance?]


    ''Hmmm, well it''s a modest reward,'' Harvard epted to learn the skill while May Tape and Snow Lilly ran towards him. He held up his arms and expected to get hugged from May Tape, or even wrestle with her, but that''s not what happened.


    Instead, Snow Lilly instantly spun, revealing her beautiful pale legs under her dress, with the shadow of her beautiful body underneath, before she instantly kicked Harvard with all her might.


    Boom!


    Harvard shot off into the distance while Snow Lilly rushed to the Dragontail''s sealed coffin. EVeryone, including the Doublefin sharks, that just lost their quest and had no more reason to fight, stared at her withplete amazement! She really had no shame! How dare she kick the man who just saved everyone!


    "Harvard, what did you do to Dasota? I-I love her! She-she needs to learn that I''m a man! We had so many things we had yet to try! Please! Please free her!"


    "Ow," Harvard got up and wiped off his shoulder. Hundreds of prompts were appearing in front of him while he looked at his vitality bar.


    [Vitality is dangerously low 5 / 1000,000 remaining]


    ''Oh right. I forgot to deactivate the speed curse.'' Harvard sighed and reactivated golden seal on it before he wiped off the dirt stuck in his grey ckish hair. ''Ugh, and I forgot. Snow Lilly and Dasota have a thing.''


    [Experience from defeating the Monsoon Kraken is being given out to all of Central Continent]


    [Everyone in the world! You will now receive the equivalent amount of experience you got for defeating all the boulder crabs, sharks with fins, and other monsters.]


    [You should all thank Hamlord for causing the disaster that befall you, but also for getting you out of it! The Unnamed Guild was up against insane odds, but they went through hell and a lot of high water in order to defeat the Monsoon Kraken! You should all be very proud to have Hamlord as part of the Central Continent! It has been saved! Now each of you feast your eyes on your reward!]


    ''Oh right, this was a quest and they were all quest monsters.'' Harvard walked over to Snow Lilly and saw her crying on the sealed coffin with Dasota in it. ''Hmmm, I wonder how much experience I''ll get.''


    Harvard had no idea how much experience he''d get, but that didn''t matter to him much right now. What mattered to him was that everyone in his guild was fine. Snow Lilly, specifically, was worrying him. He obviously wasn''t sure if he could let out Dasota with out letting out Glenny. He walked over to her and sighed before patting her on the back.


    "Snow Lilly, I-I''m sorry, but she''s most likely going to have to stay in that box."


    "I-I know, but why? Why did I finally have to find someone who liked me? I know she was incredibly evil, and ate a lot of people. Probably more than you could count on a 100 hands. But the way she touched me! It has been such a long time where I felt a woman''s hands rub me like I was a man! Harvard, please! There has to be some way to get her out of this box!"


    Hamlord looked around at everyone cheering.


    Thest of the sharks and bouldercrabs were either getting dispersed or ughtered by Ghost Adventurers. Everything seemed to be quieting down.


    FOr the first time in months, the sun came out for a minute before it got covered with a departing cloud. It was quite nice, but Hamlord had a feeling things would get boring now. Like, an ark o fhis life had finished.


    ''Well, since my experience is taking so long to arrive, let me see if there is anything I can do,''


    Harvard put his hand on Dasota''s sealed coffin while Harvest King and Great Styles hugged behind him. He sighed and put his hand down on Dasota''s coffin before suddenly an idea shed.It was one of the strangest feelings he ever experienced! Suddenly, it felt like he connected with another world.


    "They''re going to be destroyed. Kart95 is going to be destroyed" King Yama''s voice appeared in Hamlord''s head. "There level is simply too low overall. Even with the experience that Hamlord is about to get for defeating the Monsoon Kraken, it''s simply not enough. In less than 10 days, if they don''t increase the overall level of their world by 1.3 levels, I''ll have to kill them."


    "It''s a shame, but the 1500s must be narrowed down over time or else there will never be 10 gold worlds. It''s a shame that Hamlord had to be put in a world of scam-scamm-- ZZzz- ZZzzzz--- Such a sha--sha--shame!"


    ''AHHH!'' Hamlord put his hand away from the coffin before he felt like a force shot him back. He crashed into what appeared to be two soft,rge objects before he bounced off of them andnded in the grass.


    He instantly felt like they were in tremendous danger! Well, obviously they were! They had to increase their average level by 5 levels? Of their entire? How was such a thing even possible?!


    "Hamlord, why aren''t you more excited? We can have a lot of fun now. You can take me and Tilly into the bedroom until we finish mastering teamwork together. Katie cane too! She''s been excited to be the boss for quite a while! Hehe, maybe her and Tilly can even be the boss together."


    "We-we got-we''re in danger." Hamlord said, his teeth shattering. "We-we are all going to die in 9 days! We''re all going to die in nine days!"


    "What are you talking about? Don''t go crazy right now," May Tape pushed his head into her belly and smiled. "Also, what is that about wanting to make children, hehe. Shall we conceive now that we won the battle?"


    Hamlord shook his head and immediately jumped up and mmed his hand into the two coffins. There was only one thing he could do and he had to do it now. He had to release the golden seal and figure out what the Monsoon Kraken and the Dragontail Kraken knew about King Yama. He-he had to find out why he had that vision when he touched the chest.


    [Rewards received You''ve received 10,000,000,000 experience - 10 billion experience, for defeating the Monsoon Kraken and the Dragontail Kraken and saving the world! You have earned the Monsoon Kraken''s Whistle. Blowing this whistle will help you find a magical path in the sea to the lost temple of water and fire and ice and snow.]


    [You have leveled up to level 60! 9,500,000,000 experience has been saved for when you level up!]


    [Congrattions again! You should celebrate with all the women who want to allow you to jump into their arms!]


    "This-this is really bad guys," Hamlord put his hand on the two cofffins and instantly made up his mind. "I-I''m going to unseal the krakens right now. They will exin to you why I''m doing it in a minute!"


    "Wait, no!" Harvest King rushed towards Harvard with his arms stretched wide. "You-you can''t! Then they''ll gain control of all their monsters again! We''ll be destroyed."


    "Sorry, but I can''t listen to you. Golden Seal, deactivate!" Hamlord screamed before everyone in the battlefield look like they just got shot in the heart!

 Chapter 108: All Players Must Level Up!

    Chapter 108: All yers Must Level Up!


    The Dragontail Kraken and the Monsoon Kraken almost instantly reappeared after Harvard unleashed the Golden Seal on the two coffins.


    Not only did it cause quite amotion, but almost instantly the rain that had finally disappeared began falling down from the sky.


    [Infamy - 100]


    [Infamy - 1000]


    Harvard took a deep breath and smiled while the water touched against his face. Who was he kidding? This was probably an extremely stupid decision that he was going to regret in less than two minutes. He realized he still hadn''t healed yet and his vitality was ridiculously low, and looked back and saw that quite a few of his own teammates were about to attack him.


    Not only that, but the Monsoon Kraken and the Dragontail Kraken were about to appear on his otherside and also attack him.


    ''Well, I didn''t think this through very well, did I?''


    Harvard saw a few daggers thrown in the air from a nearby Rogue Storm Assassin, and the hundreds of arrows that were right next to that dagger going slightly faster. This was really it! This was the moment where it all ended, and a new arc began.


    He turned back and saw the Dragontail Kraken in her human form sending her fist towards his face and nodded his head. This was exactly like he expected. Just like when he was awyer, sometimes he tried to save someone first before he realized the consequences.


    When he first met his girlfriend that killed him a few yearster way before he got to this new universe, he actually looked up her file and noticed she had been caught stealing multiple things over the years when she was a child. If only he trusted his instincts then, or did the same now, this probably wouldn''t be happening.


    ''I''m a fool! Why? Why does this always happen! I do something good and it alles back to haunt meter.''


    ''Enough!" Glenny, the Monsoon Kraken screamed before all the weapons in the air got sent in the opposite direction. "What is wrong with you people! Even I wouldn''t attack my own teammates! Now damn it! What the hell am I doing out here! I was just about to rest."


    Boom!


    After Glenny talked, everyone on the field suddenly got surprised. A secondter, the rain stopped falling from the sky. Glenny tugged Howard with Dasota over to the tent where it sounded like something had just ended with Tricky and Hot Yummy.


    No one could quite tell what ended, but the crescendo when it happened was quite significant. It sounded like someone had just been made very happy.


    "Hamlord, I''m also surprised," Dasota put her arm around Hamlord and smiled. "You-you could''ve left us in that box for years. You might not know this about Kraken''s, but if we get something, we give it back 100 times over!"


    "Then-then why when I released him the first time Oh nevermnind!" Harvard watched Hot Yummy walk out of the tent with her clothes disheveled, huffing and puffing, and sighed before pointing at the tent p.


    "I-I saw something guys you aren''t going to believe. Can I talk to you about it. It-it has to do with King Yama."


    "Sure," Dasota said, pinching Harvards cheeks. He lost one Vitality and almost instantly turned paler then he was already. "Wait, what''s wrong with your body. What''s your vitality at?"


    "It-it''s not important," Harvard smiled with ghost blood dripping down his cheeks. "Hehe, this-this is much more important."


    ###


    Inside Tricky''s tent, what looked like a warzone was visible.


    Hamlord had no idea, but Hot Yummy had to do so many things to Tricky to get her to not activate her battlefield design that both girls could hardly walk. Harvard decided instantly, seeing Tricky trembling on the bed, he''d have to repay Hot Yummyter. There was so many things they could doter!


    "So, what is it? What did you see?" Dasota sat down, and fixed her blue dress while waving her brown hair behind her head. "Does it have something to do with the fact that King Yama is our distant rtive?"


    "You guys you are rted to her?" Harvard sat right onto the bed where Tricky was lying and gently covered her body with a nket. Her blonde hair was draping over her head while she snored with a smile on her face. He nodded his head. He really did have to repay Hot Yummy. "Does that mean you both know about her eliminatings?"


    "Eliminatings. Why would she do that. She already destroyed 13,500s," Glenny scoffed before he suddenly turned pale. "Wait, why? Did she say something. I-I thought she''d just pick people froms and make them go to others. Wait, what did you hear? Tell me man! I''m freaking out!"


    "She-she said that if we didn''t increase our level by 1.3 in the next 9 days I think We were going to get destroyed. Something like that! It-it should be slightly better since we defeated you two, but I-I don''t even know how many ghost adventurers there are in this continent! How the hell am I supposed to know how we can increase the level of this entire!"Harvard somewhat trembled while Snow Lilly walked in and immediately pounced on Snow Lilly.


    The two of them knocked Tricky off the bed and what sounded like guns loading could be heard. Harvard ignored it before he continued.


    "Anyways, do you really think that was King Yama?"


    "Most definitely," Glenny said, looking at the two girls kissing on the floor. "Dasota. By the way, since we''re a True NPC, we can ess the overall level of the right."


    "Mmmm, hold on! She''s kissing my neck!" Dasotaughed and pushed Snow Lilly away. "Stop it girl! I-I can talk to youter, hehe! Anyways, Harvard, the overall level of this world is level 12. That''s really strange. Even considering some people are afraid to level up, haha! That''s nuts! Hahaha! Stop it Snow Lilly! I''m ticklish there!"


    "Ugh, are you kidding me?" Harvard said, "That-that means we have to somehow get people who are scared of fighting monsters to level up. Either that, or something else has to be done. Are you able to check the overall level of areas?"


    Harvard looked down at Snow Lilly and Dasota after a cover fell on them along with Tricky. Tricky rolled into the center of the two girls, but they just moved her over a little bit and another part of the remote she was holding activated.


    One more second passed, and missiles firing and what sounded like screams appeared.


    ''I-I know I should care about what''s happening out of the tent, but this is more important!'' Hamlord looked outside and saw a few bodies shooting into the air. "Glenny, do you happen to know the area with the weakest overall level."


    "I-I don''t right now, but I can find out," Glenny said, patting Hamlord on the back. "Come on. I''ll take you to my underwater pce. You and your unnamed guild cane by the way. Since you saved me so quickly, and I didn''t have to suffer like I did thest time I was sealed in the mountain, it''s the least I can do. That-that''s the answer to the question you asked earlier by the way. If you left me there for a day, I would''ve never helped you, but since you were so fast! Consider us friends until at least I repay you! Haha,e on! Let''s go."


    Glenny patted Hamlord on the back, and he instantly gulped.


    [-1 Vitality]


    [-1 Vitality]


    Seeing that he only had one vitality left, he instantly felt a cold force running through his body. It''s like his soul was about to leave if he got hit one more time


    "Ah! It''s terrible! Help us!"


    Boom!


    Harvard heard an explosion and watched a rock shooting right towards his face. He couldnt'' believe it! Was he about to die because of a rock!


    "Full heal!" A hand seemed to reach into the tent and touch Hamlord on the head before he instantly felt his soul returning to his body.


    He was beyond shocked! The healer in front of him could not be described with words! She was simply too beautiful! However, he wasn''t even sure if she was really a she! She could really just be a pretty man.


    "Ie bearing word from the Dame Continent. Could I speak to you for a moment?" The mysterious woman said. "It''s very important I speak to you before they arrive. Can we please talk in a remote location. The explosions around here might interrupt the quality of our conversation."

 Chapter 109: Tomb Emperors Drought

    Chapter 109: Tomb Emperor''s Drought


    Harvard and the beautiful damsel took roughly an hour to find a good location to talk.


    Luckily, after that point, Snow Lilly and Dasota had already shut off her battlefield design, and all that could be heard was the beeping sound from Harvard''s benevolence rising every few minutes. Many had started spreading word that he defeated the Monsoon Kraken and Dragontail Kraken.Of course, for those that saw the Dragontail Kraken and Monsoon Kraken in their human forms, they weren''t happy in the least. In fact, every few beeps, he also gained infamy, and it was almost as fast of a rate as his benevolence!


    ''People would understand if they saw the vision from the underworld. However, it''s strange. Why was King Yama in such an attractive outfit when the vision happened? Was she trying to impress someone, or am I mistaken?''


    Harvard hadn''t had much time to focus on the entire scene with King Yama until right now. When she appeared in the vision before him, she was wearing a rather beautiful, almost gaudy, blue dress with gems spread all over her magnificent body. It was almost like she meant for him to see that vision, and was trying to excite him in some type of way. But she was the king of the underworld, why would she do that?


    ''You''re mistaken Harvard, there is no way one of the rulers of the new expanded universe is into you, haha! Anyways, where is this beautiful woman? Is it a woman? Taking me?"


    "My name is Hannah." The woman said with a smile. "I''vee here from the Dame Continent like mentioned in order to talk to you Hamlord. I am one of the leaders of the resistance against the Tomb Emperor. Have you heard of him?"


    "I''m sorry. My knowledge is specifically limited to Central Continent," Harvard said with a wide smile. "Haha, who is the Tomb Emperor? What does he do?"


    Harvard could guess from the words tomb emperor that he was probably an emperor in a desert like area, but anything else was hard to extrapte. It also sounded like he must have done something horrible, but of course he didn''t understand yet!


    "The tomb emperor," The beautiful maiden said, "He''s trying to build eight tombs. Someone named Grand Death is my leader. He''s trying to stop the tomb emperor from gathering the eight children of the haze. However, we are in need of assistance. The tomb emperor has thousands of bosses under hismand, and can control them at will. These include world bosses, secret bosses, underground bosses, and sky bosses. I know it sounds like a lot, but the tomb emperor is terrifying! He even made me gain this hideous form! I used to be a man, but now I don''t even know what I am! I think I''m a woman, but I can''t be sure! I''m too afraid to go to the bathroom to find out!"


    "I see," Hamlord said, nodding his head. "Let me guess, are the people in Dame Continent under duress. Specifically, is the Tomb Emperor considered a True NPC? True NPCs won''t let a poption get experience right until a quest ispleted. If that''s the case, then can I ask the average level in Dame Continent?"


    "Hoh, quite a good guess," The maiden pushed back her ck hair and let it spin in the air before it blew over her eyes. Harvard could tell she wasn''t used to having long hair before, and spit it out of her mouth before she coughed. "Hoho, yes, you''re on to something. The average level in Dame Continent is level 5!"


    "Level 5? How can it be so low? Even considering all the Ghost Adventurers who are too scared to level up by normal means, they should at least be level 12!"


    Harvard saw a huge opportunity in front of him that he knew he had to take. He realized almost immedaitely that he had to go to dame continent to stop the Tomb Emperor and assist Grand Death, but obviously something didn''t seem right!


    Boom!


    Harvard turned to his side and watched a gigantic piece of crab meatnd in front of him. A secondter, a w the size of a bouldercrab crashed into a few trees and slid towards him. A few children, that happened to be wandering around doing something nefarious, instantly paled before Harvard stepped off his back foot and shot towards them.


    He instantly picked up a girl and two boys and jumped away from the gigantic sliding w. It picked up grass as it traveled, and then a secondter crashed into a nearby wall.


    Boom!


    Harvard couldn''t help but wipe off his sweat as he put the three kids down. They looked terrified, but not nearly as scared as him! How big was the crab if it''s w was the size of two houses?


    ''Did-Did the Monsoon Kraken change his mind? Was he ying me this whole time and he''s going to attack me again?''


    "That''s just my allies," The Hannah pointed in the distance at five warriors that seemed to be in the center of a crowd of cheering children. "They-they saved a bunch of children right now, and defeated the Mountain Kraken. They, my friend, are part of GrandDeath''s resistance. You will see when you get to Dame Continent. Grand Death will please you beyond measure."


    "Very well," Harvard nodded his head, and shook Hannah''s hand. It was very big for a woman''s hand, but quite tender which made him feel a little strange. "I will go there in a day. After, of course, I go get my third ss quest!"


    "You-you musn''t!" Hannah suddenly looked shocked and appalled. "In just a day, the tomb emperor will send more children to build one of his tombs! Every day, people are screaming! There is also a drought! We need you Hamlord! We need you to save our people! Please! Pleasee before gathering your third ss quest."


    ''Hmph, I''m not that gullible. Something seems odd,'' Harvard smiled and shook his head. "Very well, I will go there at nightfall after I spend some time practicing team work and wrestling. I must be strong, after all, in order to defeat the Tomb Emperor But by the way, what level is the tomb emperor."


    "He''s only level 60, so you should be fine." Hannah smiled widely, her beautiful teeth appearing before she turn and spun into the wind. "I''m a healer by the way, and would happy to serve you on your journey to the Dame Continent. I promise, with me next to you, you can reach the Dame Continent in less than 3 days. No one will get in your way."


    "It look like my ride just arrived!" Harvard smiled and pointed at the Guild Battleship House in the sky. "Of course, you''re a littlete Katie! You think you could''ve shown up sooner!"


    Hannah smiled and bowed before she said "very well" and left Harvard to his own devices. However, part of her was shocked by Hamlord possessing such a powerful vehicle! She had to let Grand Death know he had a battleship! As far as she knew, only three other guilds possessed one, and this one looked top tier!


    "My body do you think I''m a man or a woman now?" Hannah said, turning to look at Harvard onest time. "I mean I know it''s strange, but you''re a man. What kind of feeling do you get?"


    "I get the feeling that you''re dangerous in a good way, haha!" Harvard smiled and walked over to therge crab w. "However, it''s now time to wrestle me up some food and drink! I''ll try and get the whole guild involved in the wrestling! Especially Tilly''s all woman guild! It will be the greatest wrestling session ever!"


    "Have fun," Hannah thought he really meant ''wrestling''. "I''ll find you as soon as you arrive at the Dame Continent. You can count on that. And by then, I''ll be a hundred percent ready to serve as your healer, or even assist you in wrestling women if you''d like."


    "I-I I don''t know what to say to that," Harvard shook his head. "Anyways, thanks for stopping by! And feel free to go to the Candy Shop before you exit! We need new customers! Especially now that the Monsoon Kraken was defeated!"


    "I''ll try anything you want," Hannah nodded her head and then slowly walked away.


    A few hourster, after the battle, Harvard could still see her walking through Central City.


    ''Such a strange woman,'' Harvard finished wrestling with May Tape and then made his way to Katie for teamwork practice. ''She''s really trying to find the candy shop. She makes me worried beyond measure.''


    Harvard continued practicing team work for a few more hours until all the women had a turn to y boss.


    Yet, he had no idea, that someone was waiting at his door. And that she was not happy that he hadn''te to visit her as well.


    "Harvard, if you don''t open up this door right now, and ept my quest! I''m going to p you in the face! You better not betray me, you hear me! Nowe here and stop ying with all 5 of those women! You''re keeping the neighbors awake!"

 Chapter 110: The Chains of a New Adventure

    Chapter 110: The Chains of a New Adventure


    Harvard looked into the peephole in his hotel room, and the first thing he saw was a woman''s chest guarded barely guarded by a yellow dress. She was clearly very pretty, and her cleavage looked very familiar. However, until he opened the door, he had no idea who she was.


    "Aren''t you the fake Land and Sea Bandit King?" Harvard opened the door and saw Man standing there, who he used to think was the Underwater Bandit King. He looked at her up and down and saw her standing in a rather beautiful yellow dress with a briefcase. Where did she think she was going? "What are you doing here? We haven''t broken the bed yet. The person who breaks the bed bes the boss next."


    "Listen, I have no time for your petty games, Harvard," Mi walked in and tossed her hair into the wind before her blonde streaks dazzled the five girls who were just in the dark for several hours. All the five clothed girls looked at Min as she walked over to the bed. She smiled and sat right down next to May Tape before leaning back and lying on the bed. "You see.. I''m here to give you an opportunity to get your third ss. I want you to be none other than the second Underwater and Land Bandit King."


    "Do you actually have a name for the ss yet?" Harvard asked skeptically as he walked over to the bed and sat down next to her. He couldn''t help but look at her pale legs which seemed like they were made out of the finest jade. "And by any chance, before I ept anything, do you mind telling me how long it will take to finish your quests? I don''t have two months likest time."


    Harvard somewhat regretted how difficult his previous quests were, and still sometimes had nightmares about putting Lograms in that damn coin dispenser! He simply couldn''t risk spending so much time doing another quest when so much was on the line! Seeing six girls on the bed, he knew that there was too many valuable things in this world that needed to be protected! He could wait for his third ss until after the eight tombs in Dame Continent were dealt with!


    "It will be very fast," Man said with a smile. "I just have to travel with you for the next seven days. I don''t know if you know this, but ss NPCs aren''t like other NPCs. We can actually leave cities just like regr NPCs can on quests. However, along the way, I may give you some difficult quests to test your strength. Only, though, if it doesn''t interfere with your other quests."


    Harvard looked down at Man as she stretched her arms back and smiled in a bed with five other women on it. He could barely believe that this was the one who was supposed to be the underwater bandit king! This was definitely his sister!


    "If you''re the underwater bandit king, then why are you so pretty?" Harvard said, realizing he just said that with five beautiful girls around him. "I mean, not that kings can''t be pretty, but how do I know you''re the underwater bandit king and not an imposter! Or better yet, a man in a woman''s body like my best friend whose name I will not mention!"


    "I''m not in a man''s body," May Tape muttered and looked up at Harvard''s greyish hair wavering in the wind. It instantly made her heart hurt a little bit. After all, was he suggesting that she wasn''t his best friend? How could she not be?! She let him have four women y a game with him! She better be his best friend! "Harvard, am I not your best friend?" She said with a trace of anger. "After all you spent on me! How could you suggest that with all these other women around!"


    "No, you''re all my best friends. You especially May!" Harvard realized the other four girls looked mad and stamped his foot. "Ugh, what I mean is that the Underwater Bandit King has a reputation, and one of the things I heard about him is that he''s a him okay! Now stop overreacting!"


    "Damn it! I''m tired of this! Just take a look at the quest! Could I give you a fake quest!" Man sent a ss quest to Harvard, however, when she tried she got a surprising message. It was nothing like she''d ever seen before in her entire life. She almost couldn''t believe it! It was theplete opposite of what she expected!


    [ss Quest cannot be given to Harvard at the current time.]


    [His faith in you is too low to ept the quest. Please increase his faith in you to above - 50 in order to offer him the quest.]


    ''Are you kidding?'' Man tried to send him the quest over and over again but kept getting the same message. She could tell that now even the girls, including Katie, Tilly, and May Tape were starting to doubt her. "There has to be some mistake! It''s saying that your faith is too low."


    "That''s because you''re not the Underwater Bandit King," Harvard said with a somewhat cold tone. "Do you realize that when I went to the Silver Fist Tavern there was a chair there that said it was made by the Underwater Bandit King and I had to get all this wood for a man. Clearly, it''s not you. You''re definitely not the Underwater Bandit king."


    "But I am. If I had the right wood I could carve you something right now," Man''s chest started to beat faster and faster while the girls started to stare at her with contempt. She even heard one Hmph and get off the bed. How was this happening? She spent thest 3 years trying to help whomever would defeat the Monsoon Kraken prepare, and now the person she''d helped didn''t believe it was her? She was infuriated! In fact, she was beyond mad. "I-I hate you, Harvard! Never in a million years will I give you this quest anymore! You and your five women can go back to ying boss or whatever you do! I''m just going to stay here! Because I can''t leave this damn continent until someone epts my ss quest!"


    "Why don''t you leave then?" Tilly said, pointing to the door. "You think it''s not already crowded enough with five girls for Harvard to y with. Why don''t youe back next week after we return from Dame Continent. I''m sure Harvard will have some fun with you then."


    "I really am a NPC." Tilly looked up at Harvard while he shook his head. "I-I''m not giving up yet, Harvard! I will give you another quest! One that you can''t refuse!"


    ''Silly girl,'' Harvard patted her on the head and looked into her cleavage. Sure enough, she still had weapons hidden inside of her cleavage, but it definitely wasn''t the Underwater Bandit King. ''You probably can''t even give me a quest. Now, get out of here I just wanted a simple reprieve before everything got hard again!"


    [New Quest epted]


    ''Wait what?'' Harvard coughed, it didn''t even give him the prompt! ''I-I have other things to worry about! I can''t ept a new quest!


    [Spend the next seven days around Man in order to judge if she''s the Underwater Bandit King or not. She will follow you over hills, mountains, and even into bedrooms to judge if what you''re doing is to the standards of her potential student. Likewise, you must watch her abilities and see if you really think she is the Underwater Bandit King or not.]


    [Failure to have a non negative faith in her at the end of the quest will result in your inability to ess the Underwater Bandit King Quest in the future.]


    ''But but she''s not the Underwater Bandit King! What kind of joke is this?'' Harvard pulled at his hair and then shook his head. ''Ah, there is really no way to not ept this quest?''


    "Harvard!" A voice appeared at the door, it was non other than Lollypop Girl. "Bad news! Candy Kid has gone with the Monsoon Kraken to the temple of water and fire and ice and snow! H-he was on a date with me, and then suddenly the Monsoon Kraken appeared and took him away from me! Harvard, please, please go save him!"


    "I demand you go," Man said with a smile. "Under the water will be a great ce to show you my abilities. After three days, not only will you ept my quest, but you will believe in me fully."


    "I can''t," Harvard shook his head. "I''m sorry, but what''s happening in Dame Continent is more important."


    Harvard obviously wanted to protect Candy Kid, but as far as he knew the Monsoon Kraken was nowpletely harmless. And not only that, but Candy Kid was also one of the children that the Tomb Emperor was seeking. Why would he ask Candy Kid toe when it would just get him in danger.


    "You don''t understand," Lollypop girl started to cry. "H-he said his sister is in the temple, and without you she''d die in 10 days!"


    "We don''t even have!" Harvard raised his voice and then looked over at Katie. "Ugh, Katie, can you get us there quickly? How far is the temple of ice and fire and snow and water or whatever it''s called!"


    "It''s roughly 20 kilometers away and it''s the ce where I became the Underwater Bandit King," Man smiled before she walked a few steps away from Harvard. Suddenly, seeing her rise from the bed, he couldn''t help but admit she was ridiculously beautiful. "And not only that, but if you don''t stay with in a certain range of me you could very well die. Now, what would you prefer, a second death or going to the tomb?"


    Harvard mmed his hand into the bed and angrily got up before he looked at the time in his interface.


    He had to do this now, and he only had six days left to increase the level of the entire! Could things get any worse?


    "Along the way, I will also begin training you," the Underwater Bandit King smiled and brushed back her hair, causing a few of the girls to cover their eyes from her beauty. "That way, once you finally believe in me, your ss quest will already be over. Now, shall we go?"


    "You really don''t understand! Ow!" Man walked roughly 50 steps away from Harvard before he felt something hurt. With one more step it hurt even more!


    He got it almost immediately! He really had no choice in the matter!


    "Fine! Katie, get the ship ready. If you don''t mind, Man, however, we need to pick up Great Styles, Harvest King, and a few others first. Is that okay?"


    "Hmph, as long as we can train you on the way," Man smiled and the next moment her hand blurred. Harvard looked down and instantly realized chains were on his hands and knees. "You have one minute to figure out how to escape from those chains before I put more on you. Do I make myself clear?"


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