Chapter 19: Mayor''s Mansion


    The mayor''s mansion had roughly 120 rooms with high ceilings and lots of guards. There was a trophy room, an unnecessary pool, a few gigantic statues of women, and three rooms for the wives.


    The mayor had 10 wives, so Harvard couldn''t help wondering how that worked. Did they each sleep 3 at a time in one room? Why do you have 120 room and not give each of your wives a room?


    "Silverone, you wanted toe to my room?" The mayor''s youngest daughter was named Lc. She was very pretty, and had on a shortish brown dress, ck curly hair, with tight stockings that gripped her body like fierce ws! "I-I just woke up. If you don''t mind, I''d like to go back to sleep."


    "You sure?" Harvard smiled.


    [Charm has been effective!]


    "Mmm, only if you want me to go in the bed?"


    "Would you do anything for me?" Harvard asked and patted her leg. "Anything to make me happy?"


    "Uhm, not so fast, tiger. Thats a special leg. A leg for my husband. You just got here, and my father would be very upset if anything happened to me."


    "Would you go to sleep for me? I like to watch," Harvard found a key on her desk. She had a very simple girls room with a bed and a desk. Why was it so barren? Her father was loaded! "Please!"


    "That''s strange. I can''t do that." Then Harvard smiled and she replied. "Sure! Just give me a second!"


    [Charm skill is starting to wear off! One more usage maximum!]


    "Keep sleeping okay!" Harvard walked over to her desk and gently sat in her chair. "I''m watching. Mmm, I''m so satisfied with what I''m seeing!"


    "Do-do you know I can''t sleep if you talk," She blushed. Her chest was beating up and down when she saw Harvard staring into her eyes. "I-I''m innocent, but I don''t appreciate what you''re doing to me!"


    "Turn around!" Harvard smiled. "I need to go to the bathroom first!"


    "Okay!" Harvard used charm onest time by smiling. "I won''t peak until youe back!"


    [Host has snatched the key to the mayor''s safe!]


    "Just wait right there! I''ll be back in a moment!" Harvard left and never came back. He activated sneak and rushed towards the safe room! It was the only nice room in the house!


    Unfortunately, two dozen guards seemed to be sitting by the safe and watching a y on television. How the hell was he going to get into the safe now!


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    "I got to go to the bathroom!" One guard smiled and tossed down a remote.


    He looked over at the silver safe in the corner of the room and then turned and walked out the door. He swore the nt vase in the corner moved. There was just enough room for a person behind it.


    It was arge expensive vase that was green with a bronze painting of a beautiful woman''s silhouette.


    He smiled and shook his head. There was no way a person would be stupid enough to hide behind that smelly vase.


    ''This is horrible! Why did no one clean this vase?''


    "The mayor and his weird habits of collecting strange things," The guard walked into the bathroom.


    He looked in the mirror and smiled at himself. Wait, why was the vase behind him?


    "Die!" Harvard karate chopped the man in the back of the neck. "Die! Die! Die!"


    "It smelled do bad! How dare you make me wait for one of you to go to the bathroom for five minutes!"


    [Guard has been knocked out.]


    [You''ve stolen his clothes.]


    [You changed into his clothes.]


    "Good, now I just need to put him in the vase, so no one finds him." Harvard opened the lid of the vase, and tossed the body inside. "Ugh, he must collect manure! That smells so bad!"


    Harvard left the vase in the bathroom because he''d rather get caught then go near that thing again, and then used morph to turn into the gentlemen in the smelly vase.


    He walked back into the room and picked up the remote.


    "Ooops! I identally changed the channel" Harvard tossed the remote out the window. "Ooops! I identally tossed the remote out the window!"


    "What the hell Wen? I know you don''t like theatre, but don''t toss the damn remote out the window!"


    The five guards looked at each other, and then one of them decided to get out and go fetch the remote. Another one went over to the television. Harvard imagined it as a challenge between two people.


    [One Guard chose to get the remote]


    Vs


    [Another guard who chose to try and change the channel manually.]


    ''That-that''s not funny," Harvard guffawed a little bit. "Oh well, I guess that just leaves three of us in here. You two, you mind getting me a drink?"


    "Who made you the boss, one guard punched Harvard in the shoulder lightly.]


    -200, -100 Harvard lost health and immedaitely panicked. He hit so hard even when he was pretending!


    This was the difference between men with their second ss and their first ss! The second ss greatly increased their attributes! Harvard might even lose in agility to a tank! That''s how much the second ss mattered.


    "Hehe, that tickled," Harvard smiled. "I dare you to hit me again! I''ll hit you back with all might might!"


    "Ugh, the mayor''s back." One of the guards got up and left the room.


    [2 guards remaining!]


    [Get the other two guards to leave the room before robbing the safe.]


    "So, I just farted," Harvard said with a smile. "It''s really bad! So bad you might want to run!"


    "Damn it! The show is over, and so is my shift!" Another guard got up and started to exit the room. He turend around when he walked out the doorway. He seemed to notice something was missing, but ignored the missing vase and then went into the men''s bathroom.


    "Ugh, that leaves just me and you," Harvard got up and stretched. "You mind going to check on Lc. I think a man was in her room with her. I heard her to tell her to let him watch her sleep in the bed."


    "Sounds like a creep, but you know the rules," The guard said and shook his head. "Unless there is a dire emergency, two men must be in the room at the same time."


    "I heard her scream your name in bed! I''m afraid she''s going to get killed!" Harvard pushed him and he barely moved. What the hell was his strength stat! "Do you want to lose your job! She''s screaming your bed while the bed frame is moving! That''s really bad!"


    "Really, she digs me?" The guard smiled and got off the couch. He walked over a bag of crumbled lemon''s candy and tapped the door with a smile on his face. He smacked his face a few times and then Harvard rushed over to the safe because everyone was gone now!


    "It''s just me and you now." Harvard opened the safe with the key.


    Unfortunately, when he turned around, someone was pushing the vase in the hallway. He could see a powerful man charging towards him with all his might!