Chapter 36: Great Kingdom ins


    Great Kingdom ins, Menace King''s Restricted.


    "Nice to see you without that maid outfit. You look good in jeans." Harvard smiled at Shea, and got off Donkey with Tabitha clutching tightly around his neck like a scarf. She''d started jumping on him and hugging him hard repeatedly for some reason, but to make things easier he just gave her a piggy back ride while they alighted their donkey. "Anyways, this was just a kilometer away from the train station, and there was a map. Why did I hire you?"


    "Because you''re not an idiot and you know that I''m going to be the reason you get into the tomb. I know a lot about how to get into things. Like clothes, for instance, my father trained me to be a thief." She cracked a smile and looked so beautiful with her brte flocks glistening in the setting sun. "I actually think you have a lot of potential." She looked at him coquettishly up and down. "I think you could make me happy, rich, powerful, and a few children if you''d like. Hoho, I have just the right amount of curves for the right guy."


    [Harvard has vanished.]


    [Harvard will be right back. He had to go to the bathroom.]


    "Can he be more obvious? He really digs me'' Shea bit her lip harder, and looked over towards a hotel in the distance that cost over 10,000 Lograms a night. He should be able to afford it. She smiled like a girl that just found out her man is loaded like a gold brick. ! ''He kept looking at my pants, and seemed so unsatisfied! Damn it! That man is never going to like me! I''m going to watch a marathon of ys on television! I heard the reruns of Silvia''s a superstar are on for free!"


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    Two more weekse and went by like a quick passing reel on the movies Shea had been watching on Harvard''s ount that he didn''t know he was paying for.


    In this time, Many of the finest, most powerful Guilds had decided to abscond Central City to go on their quest to get a third ss quest, but Harvard didn''t care about anyone besides himself and a few others that mattered to him dearly. He was too busy killing the Menace King Family Protectors that attacked him from all sides with shotgun like speed..


    He even rapped a few songs he remembered from when he worked in the court room. He mostly sung them in his head, but he knew all the greatest wraps by heart. For some reason, he couldn''t stop singing "Go! Go! Go!" to force himself to keep going. He felt like 900 cent. He was just too strong!


    The Menace King Family Protectors, however, were really quite durable but had a fatal weakness if you could get through their armor, which actually was quite easy. Harvard jumped up and looked between one''s helmet and saw a glowing heart.


    ''Take this! It''s your birthday!'' Harvard stabbed inside the ck armor that had red tussles on its helmet! It had an extremely big body, but to kill it all you had to do was stab its heart! To do this, it required a ton of speed! Not everyone could do this!


    ''I got one!'' Tabitha smiled while ridding on Donkey and shot an arrow! "Next!"


    "Damn it! She''s getting better!" Harvard stabbed another one and opened up his quest window and clicked on how many Menace King Family Protectors he had left. Too many left to go!


    [Menace King Family Protectors left 5 / 15000 (you killed 14,995 / 15000)]


    [You have earned 200,000,000 experience in thest 10 days (Will apply when you level up)]


    ''Hohohoho! I''m the king of the world! I''m so tired from not resting I thought it said 12,9995! It really said 14,995!''


    Harvard didn''t do any fancy attacks in the midst of his reverie. His agility had gone past 400 when he put all the 10 ability points he earned from Able Tower. He felt like the king of the world! He couldn''t wait to get a massage from Shea! She''s been great thest few nights! Soon, something even more memorable might happen in their hotel room! He couldn''t wait to see what 11,002 Lograms would get him instead of 11,000!


    Swoosh!


    Bang!


    Harvard hit one Menace King Family Protector in the helmet and then stabbed the small floating heart inside of it!


    [Menace King Family Protector (Level 32) has been killed!]


    [You''ve gained 2,000 (+11,000) experience (Quest Bonus of 11,000 applied)!]


    [He dropped a Menace King''s Lost Daggers (heirloom)]


    ''Wait what?'' Harvard got so shocked by the dropped that he forgot to defend himself.


    Boom!


    He felt a gentle p into the face because Harvest King had been training with him! He was supposed to be a Phantom Tank! ''Don''t just p me out of the way!''


    "Sorry, you forgot to dodge," Harvest King then used his shield to protect Harvard. A sword shed with the shield, and sparks flew while Harvard collected the daggers. He couldn''t help thinking if these only dropped once in a billion times, how did he find 2 when he killed less than a hundred thousand monsters.


    ''Someone out there might be on my side! Who is it!'' Harvard got up and then killed four more Menace Family King Protectors. With a smile on his face. He watched the remaining 5000 bow before him!


    "I did great!"


    "You suck!" Tabitha said, "What the hell! You haven''t bought me anything for 2 weeks!"


    Harvard had forgot to go to his hotel too, and he''d been paying Shea by the hour to wait there.


    "Wait, 100,000 Lograms per hour for 14 days over 240 hours 24,000,000 Lograms Damn it! She better give a massage like no other! I''m not paying her a Logram over 21,000,500 Lograms!"


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    "Wow, your tense," Shea jumped up and elbow mmed Harvard. "How was that?"


    "Ow! That hurts!" Harvard looked around at his hotel room.


    He was on a special Ultimate Master''s Bed that could survive Shea''s onught. He smiled, and then saw Tabitha walk in the room with a man.


    "Hello, I hear you want to date my sisters," The man seemed to be holding Tabitha''s hand. Stranger danger! How dare he touch her! "I-I found this girl, who begged me to follow her. She wouldn''t let me drop her hand no matter what."


    "Oh," Harvard took a deep breath and nodded his head, "Take 5, Shea. Go change into the other outfit. I like the shorter skirt with the white top! Don''t forgot the furry handcuffs!"


    "Yes!" Shea smiled and ran into the bathroom. The man nced over and saw the strangest set up. There were several different sets of handcuffs, hundreds of oils, and a few brochures that said Shea''s Massage Shop needs a rich sponsor! What the hell was going on!


    "Yes! Now pleasee in! First, tell me how many sisters you have, and what they like in a man. Second, tell me what you know about the Menace Lord."


    "Sure, Tabitha. Go sit on your father''sp. It''s going to be a long, long story."