Chapter 53: Abandoned By Monsters


    Five hourster,


    Hamlord turned over and saw Hot Yummy snoring. She had fallen asleep after Harvard viciously took advantage of their wedding vows and took some of her Lograms from her bank. He then spent four hours doing something that would normally make babies. However, because of her curse, the only baby she could have would be cursed, so they decided to stay safe.


    ''Woh! My Vitality is back to normal!''


    Harvard smiled and decided to open up his stat window for the first time in ages. He feel like he forgot something very important. A skill that might save him from this predicament instantly if he just tried it out.


    [Hamlord] (Under effects of Curse)


    [Level 42]


    [Exp: 1,800,000 / 1,800,002]


    ss 1: Ultimate Midnight Ruler


    ss 2: Magnificent Noon Ruler


    [Vitality: 230] (-30)


    [Strength: 120]


    [Dexterity: 245]


    [Agility: 770] (+30)


    [Intelligence: 70]


    [Attribute points avable: 0]


    [Skill Points 12]


    [ss 1 Skills: Ultimate Stealth, Ultimate Poison Dagger, Gap Pierce, Midnight Ruler, Ghost Armor, Shadow Agent]


    [ss 2 Skills: Magnificent sh, Double Stealth, Magnificent Party, Stealth Eye, Dual Handed Mastery, Noon Ruler, Magnificent Ultimate Throwing Dagger, Locks Unloaded. Magnificent Retreat]


    [Other skills: Morph, Smokescreen, Stalk, Ghost Mirror, Golden Seal, Slim Down]


    ''What the hell is golden seal? I forgot, I never looked at the skills information panel because of Dasota.'' Harvard clicked on the skill, and immediately dropped his jaw. He had this skill the entire time!


    [Golden Seal - can be used to seal off any curses, or blessings that may be impacting Host. For instance, can be used to seal off the speed curse. It''s other uses are unknown. You can also choose to remove the Golden Seal at any time. Limited to 2 curses a month]


    ''You-you got to be kidding me! I wouldn''t have had to work so hard to remove the curse with Hot Yummy in the bedst night if I knew I had the Golden Seal skill!'' Harvard heard some neighborsining yesterday, but the curse had to be removed so he didn''t relent. He kept wrestling until the effects of the Speed Curse were removed.


    "Harvard, what''s wrong?" Hot Yummy had some trouble walking to the bathroom because of the fierceness of their bed battle. Of course, there was some wrestling involved. "Is the curse not gone yet? If not, we can go at it again?"


    "The curse is as strong as ever!" Harvard coughed and then realized someone was at the door. He decided to activate Golden Seal on the way, just to test if it worked.


    [Golden Seal has been super effective!]


    [Speed Curse has been sealed for one month! Uses left 1 / 2]


    ''Huh, I wonder how special that genie snake was.'' Harvard opened the door and saw Snow Lilly with bloodshot eyes. She had a small boy next to her that also had bloodshot eyes with a small letter in his hand. The three of them traded eye contact before Snowy smacked Havard in the face.


    "I couldn''t sleep all night! You were supposed to rescue me!"


    "Rescue you?" Harvard watched the little kid bolt to the elevator and then trip down the stairs. "Who''s that little boy? What happened?"


    "Eh, someone kidnapped me to get to you, but he fell asleep at 5 AM after whomever you with finally took a break. Anyways, I got to go! See you!"


    m!


    Harvard watched Snow Lilly run down the hallway and looked down at the letter dropped on the floor. He opened it up and shook his head. He got the feeling that Snow Lilly secretly liked who kidnapped her, but he wasn''t going to read too much into it.


    [Hamlord]


    [I have kidnapped your precious girlfriend Snow Lilly and have her hostage in the Green Burry Inn. It was a little bit loudst night because of the couple upstairs, but this is the fifth and final letter I''m sending your way!]


    [Come fight me to in a duel to the death in 8 hours at 12 PM! I need some goddamn sleep!]


    ''He-he really invited me to fight him at 12 PM? Is he insane,'' Harvard smiled and tossed away the letter. "I''m d Snow Lilly found a friend. I just won''t show up! I have the dungeonpetition at the same time!''


    Harvard smiled and looked down at the time. He had just enough time to get 2 experience to level up!


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    Harvard walked into the forest need the Red Burry Woods and looked down at his map. There was supposed to be a bunch of level 40 monsters around, but all he saw was a single bush.


    The bush only had a single leaf on it, and it was kind of annoying. Where did all the monsters go?


    ''Ugh, I''ll activate Ultimate Tracking''


    Harvard looked down at the ground and noticed footprints spreading in dozens of directions. He decided to analyze one.


    [The Great Woodskin used to spawn here]


    [They have decided to flee Central Territory and head somewhere where it isn''t raining and they aren''t all going to be killed.]


    [Good luck getting even a single experience point.]


    ''Huh, are you kidding me! They''re monsters! They can''t just abandon the area!'' Harvard stepped in a puddle of mud and it made him even angrier! Ah! Can this day get any worse!