Chapter 62: Water Army Versus Larger Water Army
Meanwhile, At the Grey Fist Tavern,
A beautiful bartender yawned and came out for her shift.
When she walked in, no one noticed her except her brother who happened to be sitting on a very special chair with a drink in his hand. That brother of hers sighed and looked down at the expensive stack of wood Harvard had brought him and bit his finger. He was worried that it wouldn''t be enough wood to build weapons tobat the iing Monsoon Army!
"10 days before the Monsoon Krakenes, there is a hidden quest that talks about his water armying out of the ocean and killing us all to clear the way for his arrival." The beautiful bartender looked down to make sure her cleavage hadn''t popped out too much again, and then sat down next to her brother. She had a short white t-shirt on with blue jeans and looked like a normal girl with arge chest. Everything was normal about her except her tidied hair and the dozens of hidden weapons under her shirt between her cleavage. "I suppose you''re worried that our hidden water army won''t be there to meet hisrger hidden water army?"
"It''s not that! I''m mad at you sister! You are called the Insane Underwater King Bandit, but whoever came up with that name clearly never saw you! You''re so fast, that man didn''t realize you have such arge, annoying chest and now everyone thinks I''m you!"
"Agility is what our father desired for me when we were growing up, so I can''t me the man that was watching our legendary battle against the Kraken not discerning the body part that I used to smack him in the face to finish him off! Till this day, the legend of the Insane Underwater King Bandit talks about the soft fist that pped the Monsoon Kraken in the face before he got sealed in that coffin! It was actually my breast! Hmph, I''m proud of these girls! They are where I keep my hidden weapons, and I just so happened to be in an awkward position during that battle! It was either p him with the breast, or well die! I chose the former and lived!!"
"Ugh, excuse me," A small girl wiped a tear from her eye and interrupted their conversation. She would look familiar to Harvard because she was the reason he was down here. She had a pink bow on her head, and looked innocent but also sort of guilty if you know what I mean. "Miss, I got those people go to into the dungeon like you asked, but they haven''te out yet. Are you not going to pay me if they don''t finish in the dungeon?"
That''s right. Harvard had fallen for the cute girl with a cat trap so go underground into the secret passage so you can get robbed, trap. She patted her cat that for some reason sounded like it barked every time she pet its tail. "I-I think they found the secret passage to the greatest toad you ever raised, and my intuition tells me they are in great danger."
"They''ll be fine! Hopefully, Hamlord will be the one to finally get the secrets out of myrge, voluptuous chest about how to properly use an underwater dagger. Only he can stop the Monsoon Kraken. After all, when it''s finally time to give him the hidden quest to y the Monsoon Kraken, he will have a cute army of no longer green people tomand. I''m sure he''s doing just fine right now!!"
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"Uah! Die!" Great Styles arms swelled to four times their size while he grabbed the fists of the Great Insane Leaf Forest King''s Son and twisted with his maximum strength.
It was a battle of brawns versus brawns!
Great Styles body swelled to two times his size while a prompt kept appearing in front of him.
[Agility has been traded for strength!]
[-100 Agility]
[+100 Strength]
[Agility has been traded for strength]
[-50 Agility]
[+50 Strength]
[+1 Strength]
He was reaching into the deepest part of his soul to try and defeat the swelling toad. Both of them seemed to be getting stronger and everyone was sort of just staring.
"He-he''s definitely stronger than Hamlord," Snow Lilly gulped. She''d never seen such a man with such big shoulder muscles before, and found it strangely calming. "However, speed will always lose to strength unless you''re in a tunnel or an extreme weakling." She stepped to the side and dodged a piece of debris. The tunnel seemed to be falling apart, and any second a small toad might fall through the cracks of leaking water above her. "Ugh, I really hope we can get out of here in 5 minutes. Something tells me we''ll all die from the water pressure when this ce breaks. Hurry Harvard! You can do it!"
"This is about me right now!" Great Styles thrusted back his right arm and then shook it off. "Peak Strength Ultragrade Madness Attack Unleash!"
"Ah! No you don''t!" Therge toad replied, and also thrust back it''s hand. "Great p!"
The two attacks, Ultragrade Madness Attack and Great p nearing each other from the two powerful forms. One human fist from Great Styles and one toady fist from therge toad.
In less than a second, the fists collided and the tunnel shattered more. What were these two idiots doing! They were going to destroy the ce and then everyone was going to die!
Boom!
Great Styles shot through the wall while the toad shot through the wall in the other direction. Harvard, at this moment, turned around and jumped in the air only to see arge toading towards him.
He thought he and the Great Insane Leaf Forest King had been evenly matched, but then Great Styles had to go and mess up! How the hell was he supposed to fight the Great Insane Leaf Forest King and his son! It was simply madness!
Boom!
Harvard activated ultimate poison dagger while two towering giant bosses got up and stood side by side. As this was happening, the four other sons of the Great Insane Leaf Forest King rushed into the room. It literally couldn''t get any worse, except it did! The ex-wife of the Great Insane Leaf Forest King walked into the room. She had a glowing golden sword and glowing silver skin with a dress on that covered her toady figure.
''I-I have one minute left, and just one-two Six bosses No seven bosses to face! I can definitely do it!"