Chapter 67: Queen of the Seas ss


    [Ultimate Linda] (Member of the Bud Wack Pirates)


    [Level 180]


    [ss 4: Queen of the Seas]


    [Reputation: Child rearing expert]


    [System information: She''s wearing the lost legendary pearl around her neck! You might die if you remove it and she finds out!]


    ''I-I don''t know what her reputation means, nor why she took my shirt for no reason. Does she have a lot of children, or does she just raise them and does she also take shirts of men before forcing them to conceive with her? Also, I thought this was an easy quest! There is no way I''m getting the pearl from her! It''s nestled in a very safe ce!''


    "Why are you looking at my pants?'' Ultimate Linda smiled and gently yed with her shirt strap. She bit her lip and for some reason it scared Harvard! He wasn''t looking at her pants, she was looking at his pants! "You-you think I''m easy or something? You think if you look at my pants they''ll just disappear?"


    "No! I-I just was wondering why you have a ne that goes all the way down to your belly button! Shouldn''t it stop, you know, above your beautiful, hard not to stare at upper body?"


    "Oh, this ne? You can have it if you take a quest," Ultimate Linda smiled and took a small little coffer out of the drawer at the table they were sitting at and put it down on the desk. "Here, I''ve been keeping this Quest hidden for the right man. You look like you have the right size pants for the job?"


    "What? What do my pants have to do withpleting a quest?" Harvard sighed and pointed at the ne. "Fine, give me the ne and I''ll ept the quest! However, it says I''m supposed to defeat you! How do I do that?"


    "Upstairs, there is a game I like to y," Ultimate Linda sighed and jiggled before pointing at the coffer. "Now, open up the chest so I can stop wearing this damn ursed ne! It''s time to fight the battle upstairs so you can win the war!"


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    Ten minutester,


    Harvard wiped the sweat off his head and got out of Ultimate Linda''s bed. It was a tough battle, but luckily, he came out on top!


    [You''ve discovered Ultimate Linda''sst pirate ship!]


    [You are the victor!]


    "Damn it! You win again!" Linda bit her lip and ate the candy pirate ship. She had made an edible game called pirate''s cove where each person got 10 ships and 20 opportunities to guess which of the 50 coves the ships had been put under! For some reason, Harvard beat her 5 times in a row! She wanted to tear off her shirt, but that would only make Harvard happier! Damn it! It was like he had some skill to see through objects and not clothes!


    [Stealth Eye has leveled up to level 3!]


    [You can now see through thicker treasure chests!]


    ''Ugh, she has good instincts,'' Harvard wiped the sweat off his forehead. "Now, I beat you at your game. I suppose you''ll keep your promise and apologize to the Insane Underwater Bandit King."


    "Sure, but first I''m going to make you pay for beating me at my own game! Let''s wrestle, jerk!"


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    15 minutester, 30 minutes before Harvard went on the hardest, most-diffucult journey of his life, he had finally seeded! He finallypleted the hidden quest!


    "Hmph, it wasn''t that great," Ultimate Linda wiped the sweat off her head. "Hmph, you may wrestle well, but don''t think I like you. I-I''m a pirate! I''m a free women, and I fight with and wrestle with whomever I want! Don''t think any man can tie me down!"


    [Quest Update: Tie Linda Down]


    [She hasn''t had a child in 100 years, and thinks tying her up and wrestling with her might be the key! She looks 18, doesn''t she?]


    ''I-I''m not epting that quest! That''s ridiculous!'' Harvard tried to ept it, but Ultimate Linda refused to give it to him! What? Was there wrestling not good enough for a round 2?


    "I-I''m scared. I-I''m scared of the Insane Underwater Bandit King," Ultimate Linda put on a ck cape with two eye patches over her mouth, and a pair of ck sses. "Can you recognize me with all this strange gear on?"


    "You''ll be fine," Harvard sighed and finally saw the window he''d been waiting for. "Ha, but it''s finally time for me to meet the Insane Underwater Pirate King!" He ran with Linda to the beach and saw a familiar man with a bandana and an eye patch gently massaging two women''s backs. "Now, whatever man is the Insane Underwater Pirate King please show yourself! This student of yours did everything you asked times 1000! I repeat! Show yourself!"


    [New Quest received: Dig a pathway to the tunnel of the Insane Underwater Pirate King]


    [Quest item received: You will find one small kids shovel in your inventory. In the next ten minutes, you must find the pathway to her forsakenir!]


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    15 minutester, and 10 minutes before Harvard risked his life doing something extremely stupid, Harvard found a woman up above himughing.


    "What? What is it?" Harvard looked up and saw a woman''s gigantic cleavage, and blocked the zing sun with the small blue digging shovel so he could see her face! Damn it! He was certain he was about to find thatir, but now he was being interrupted! Who was this sphamous, quest interrupting woman!


    "I''m the Insane Underwater Bandit King. Hmph, what? You think just because King Yama is a woman I can''t be a woman as well? Hah?! Well, get up here and say that to my face!" The beautiful brtedyughed and shook her head. "Come on, I have a real quest for you Harvard, enough digging."


    ''Another fake quest. That also means she''s probably a fake,'' Harvard jumped out of the 20 meter deep hole and felt something prate his arm. "Ow! What did you just do?!"


    [Green Reversal Sirum has been applied!]


    [You will no longer turn into a monster that can''t conceive! May Tape and Shea are eagerly awaiting your return for your nightly journey towards parenthood!]


    [+30 Dexterity]


    [+20 Agility!]


    Harvard sighed and took a needle out of his arm and looked over at the supposed Insane Underwater Bandit King. She was wearing a two piece blue swimsuit, had an extremelyrge bosom, extremely pristine white skin and brown doe eyes. Hmph, he then looked down and noticed his shirt had again been changed! The Insane Underwater King was probably testing him right now at this very moment by stealing his shirt and making him meet this fake woman! He had to be careful or he might very well be killed because of his negligence!


    "Sit down, I know I have a nice butt, but please stop staring." Man, the Insane Underwater Bandit King''s real name,id back on a beach nket and patted for Harvard to sit down next to her. "Come on. I have an important quest for you, and we don''t have much time. Soon, the sea level might rise so high I can''t even sun bathe in the rain."


    ''What am I doing? Why don''t I just scan her?'' Harvard sat down next to the Insane Underwater Bandit King and then got distracted from his scan because a small boy and his father yed frisbee on the beach. The frisbee had a picture of Harvard with his head underneath a guillotine, so that was kind of interesting for Harvard to see. However, it seemed too quiet. Like any moment, something terrible might happen.


    "You look so worried, rx," Man pointed into the ocean. A few ships that had gotten destroyed by the Dragontail Kraken a few weeks ago wereying on the reef in bits and pieces, but besides that it was pretty. "I think you earned it. A shot at being the next Insane Land and Water Bandit. What do you say?"


    [New Quest received: Be the apprentice of the Insane Underwater Bandit King]


    [The Insane Underwater Bandit King is also known as the Insane Land Bandit King! Whether on drynd or at sea, she is capable of unleashing her maximum amount of damage! Though she is only strongest at 6 PM and 6 AM during Dusk and Dawn, she is still nheless unaffected by fighting in the water! Do you dare try and take up this mantle and be the next Bandit King?]


    [Investigate and find the location of the Monsoon Kraken''s Hidden Water Army in order to begin your journey to bing the second most hated person in the world!]


    [System information: This is most likely just 1 quest out of fifty. Be careful before you ept it immediately!]


    ''I guess I should think about it,'' Harvard pinched himself. "Well, I thought about it! I ept the Quest! Now tell me where the real Insane Underwater Bandit King is! This is a fake quest, right? There is no way a woman with such arge chest would give out such an easy quest! Most women like you are really hard to get into bed let alone get quests from! Now tell me, where is the real Insane Underwater King Banidt?"


    "I am," Man gently rubbed Harvard''s face and then smacked him real hard. He spun three times, and then identallynded in her bosom. "Hmph, you can consider yourself lucky that I let you fall into my chest because I wanted you to see where I hide my weapons! However, get going! The world needs you to save it!"


    "So interesting. How many weapons do you have in there?" Harvard blushed and turned to face the ocean. "Well, anyways! I took a dagger if you don''t mind!"


    "You bastard!" Harvard disappeared into the ocean before Manin smiled. "You shall make a good student. However, be careful. His Water Army is veryrge. You''ll need more than just two daggers to stop it."