Chapter 85: Snake Wyvern
Harvard had never been so thoroughly stretched in so many ways.
He thought May Tape would at most want to teach him teamwork through some type of strategy game, but this was a whole new type of game entirely.
In the tents, right outside the boss room, there was a bottle that they spun to determine who the boss would be and the other three had to fight them together! Then then some clothes might have been taken off, there may have been some kissing, but it was hard to remember! It all happened so fast! He didn''t even know if he kissed Snow Lilly! She may havee into the tent to check on him! It really was all a blur!
"Hmph, that was too fast Harvard," Tillyined, "three girls and you onlysted three minutes as the boss of all three of us for five minutes each! Hmph, I expected more from you!"
Tilly buttoned up her shirt two buttons, and exited the room. Katie, on the other hand, looked like she''d just had the best present of her life. She-she got to kiss Tilly on the cheek! Harvard, Harvard may have done some things to her, but it was worth it! Next time, she''d let Harvard do even more to her! Even if he wrestled with her for an hour, in the middle of night, with screaming involved, she''d do it so she could just kiss Tilly once!
"Hmph, well yed, Harvard. Do you feel like you learned teamwork?" Katie semeed to growl at him, but also smiled. She-she sort of liked Harvard now! After all, he did exactly what she wanted!
"I feel great, but tired. Maybe maybe the best way to teach a guy teamwork is to make him be with three girls in a small tent haha! I-I feel like the only lessoned I learned was to be selfish." Harvard nodded his head, but there were some also valuable principles of teamwork involved.
For instance, when they were choosing bosses, he had to be patient. You needed patience for teamwork. It took a while to take off and put on new outfits to be the boss - the girls looked really pretty as bosses. Anyways, he was getting ahead of himself!
Whatever he learned, though, he was hoping it be useful versus the boss.
"I heard great things happening, Hamlord," Great Styles shook his head. "My wife my wife and I y that spin the bottle game sometimes. Isn''t it fun being the boss?"
"I know right, but now now it''s time to fight the boss!" Harvard watched one of the girls taking a pregnancy test and smiled when she gave him the thumbs up. "And good, I''m not going to be a father of anyone else today! However, my other children will be born soon, will you meet them with me Great Styles?"
"It takes a vige," Great Stlyes said, "However, I''ll only meet them after you tell my wife good things about me! I decided to forgive you after hearing you boss those girls around! Anyways, let''s go destroy the final boss!"
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Grinning SWord made it to thest page of the book on how to be a battlefield designer and dungeon creator, it was a two in one book, and closed it impatiently.
He wished it was longer. It seemed so many important details were missing. For one, howe he couldn''t use skills for dungeons on battlefields? There was so many questions he had, and his supposed teacher was looking at him in shock and awe!
"There-there is no way you really read that entire book! It''s only been 5 hours Grinning Sword! You-you must have hit your head as a child! You''re nuts! If that''s the case, then fix this dungeon design!"
Dungeons were made in cubes that you could send flying to different areas before they exploded and turned into a dungeon. If any Ghost Adventurer''s were nearby, they may die for the dungeon to exist, but it was worth it!
Luckily, only 100 Ghost Adventueres had been killed by dungeon creators identally, but that wasn''t the point! The point was he could now make a dungeon! He looked at the dungeon design by opening a panel that let him see the schematics of the dungeon.
Hmmm, I see what he is. He must have not read page 774 of the Battlefield Designer portion. Simple mistake!''
''The dungeon nexus that powers the dungeon, the core of it, doesn''t have enough power to support level 50 monsters in the front of the dungeon because of the staircases positioning. However, if he just used what he just put a moat in the dungeon this would be solved! The water will increase the energy the dungeon nexus can use!''
Grinning SWord manipted the dungeon a little bit and then passed the dungeon schematic over to his teacher.
However, when his teacher saw it, he immediately didn''t seem overly impressed? What? Did he not like the design? It was absolutely fantastic!
"Hahaha! What are you doing? Moats can only be used outside dungeons!" The man shook his head and tried to delete what Grinning Sword did before he saw a small number on the bottom.
This dungeon was supposed to be impossible, but it said it was 100 percent explorable! What that meant is this dungeon exercise, that would let him be a mid level dungeon creator, had just beenpleted by aplete novice!
"You-you muste with me now! I have a bunch of woman that will love to see this! They-they will be so happy! Ha, they might even shower you with affection!"
"But-but I thought you didnt'' like it?" Grinning SWord smiled. He was so proud of himself. "Haha, now, are these your daughters you''re taking me to? I-I know one of your daughter works in a brothel, but I''m not sure I can handle all of them at once."
"Hah, no, thesedies have the first quest you''ll need to activate the legendary subss, ultimate battlefield designer and dungeon master! Let''s go!"
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Harvard walked into the boss room and looked down at the time. It was 6:00 PM, literally the time of the day when he was the most useless.
However, unlike he expected, there was no gigantic boss with massive teeth that wanted to skin him alive. Instead, there was just a small Snake Wyvern smiling while it flew back and forth.
"Be very careful. Even though this entire dungeon has been a joke, that boss is terrifying," Tilly rubbed Harvard''s back and blushed. "That-that''s known as one of the ultimate bosses! It may be small, but it''s speed is beyond legendary!"
"It doesn''t look so tough," Harvard decided to scan the creature while Katie came limping in. She had really done the most to help with learning teamwork in the tent. He couldn''t exin it in words how useful she was in helping him be the boss. "How fast can it be?"
[Snake Wyvern] [Boss]
[Level 60]
[Vitality: 10000 / 10000]
[This boss is so fast that it doesn''t consider anyone besides itself its enemy. Only the smartest men are able to hit it once, but they usually only hit it after they''re already torn in half. This boss, known as one of the 10,554 ultimate bosses, is very low on the list at 10,552, but it''s nheless terrifying. Be very careful when approaching it without a solid n.
[System information: If you beat this boss, you may be able to throw its corpse in the Evolution Cage. Ability unknown]
''Hoh, well, looks like I have the perfect opponent,'' Harvard deactivated Golden Seal on his speed curse and slowly walked towards the boss. "Now, if you all don''t mind, please stay back while I get it''s attention."
"Harvard, didn''t you learn anything?" May Tapeined, "All that teamwork! We-we worked so hard for so long in those tents!"
"It''s not that. I just want to try and talk to it first before we fight it." Harvard smiled, "Trust me, I have a special ability it might be interested in."