Chapter 92: A Father''s Angry Letter


    Harvard looked down at Tricky''s lips and saw the own lining of his cleavage since he had used Morph to turn into a girl.


    He now understood why sometimes girls spent too long looking in the mirror. Regardless, he seemed to be doing a good job massaging Tricky''s face. She hadn''t opened up her eyes in over twenty minutes, and asionally seemed to smile.


    Now that she was calm, and her eyes were closed, he reached over and grabbed the letter her father had written. People were so much trusting when you were a girl. Harvard gently smacked Tricky''s face and got another smile out of her while he read the contents of the letter.


    [Dear Tricky]


    [A man named Hamlord stopped by today and told me that you''re working for the Monsoon Kraken. Well, as your father, I was disappointed to hear this, and in exchange for you switching sides of the battle, how about Ie to your next birthday? I know I missed 20 of them, and left your mother as a child, but in exchange for helping Harvard, I''lle to this party! What do you say? Will you join Hamlord''s side?]


    ''How-how is this a letter?'' Hamlord raged internally while he gently ced it down. He sighed and smacked Tilly''s other side of the face gently like she requested. ''He-he''s clearly only making it harder for us to recruit her! No wonder she wants to be evil! She has a father like you!''


    "What''s the big deal? Why did you read that letter?" Tricky opened one eye, and smiled. "Hehe, I expected more from you head masseuse. If you want to hear my secrets, you just had to ask."


    "I''m sorry," Harvard said, clearing his throat. "I-I was just going to say. Hamlord''s friend said he''s willing to pay 10 billion Lograms for you to join his side in the battle! Is there anything we can do to get you to switch sides?"


    "No, my father He''s an A ss idiot. He''s an S ss dungeon maker, but his idiot ss makes it hard to want to help anyone with good intentions. Maybe-maybe if Harvard were evil, and kidnapped me, I might be able to switch sides!''


    ''Of course! What am I doing? I''m the Ultimate Midnight Ruler! Of course I can kidnap her!'' Harvard shook his head and gently rubbed Tricky''s ears. Her blonde hair curled back over her ear while he looked at her pale skin and her maic eyes. "Uhm, excuse me, Tricky." Hamlord gulped realizing her hands were starting to gently travel up his waist, which was currently a females waist "I-I''m not getting paid enough to service you in any other way besides massage. However, if youe outside in 10 minutes, and meet me behind the trees, I''ll give you something for free."


    "Oh, you mean you like me," Tricky blushed when she looked up at Harvard''s silver eyes. "Hohoho! Of course, I''ll meet you behind the bushes in 10 minutes! It''s not like you''re going to kidnap me or anything like that! Sure, let me y with the other two girls for a minute, and just look at my shadow through the tent. Hehe, I promise, we''ll have a good time behind the bushes. Better than what you''re about to see."


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    Harvard saw two girls in the tent jump up and down for a while before it quieted down.


    He sighed and after 10 minutes Tricky finally came out to meet him in the bushes. Her skin was blush, and she looked like she just had the time of her life. Really, Harvard had no words for what he''d just saw happening in the tent. It was too beautiful to put words on it.


    "So, you''re my finale?" Tricky just got an extremely well done back massage and smiled. "What''s for free? Are you finally going to give me a back massage too?"


    "Close your eyes," Harvard leaned towards Tricky and gently pushed aside her blonde hair. "You-you''re not going to want to see what I''m about to do to you."


    "Oh really?" Tricky smiled and leaned into Hamlord with her eyes closed, and arge smile on her face. "I-I don''t like keeping my eyes closed. I thought everyone at the brothel knew that already. My father, when I was just a young girl, always made me shut my eyes when he went to hide. However, rather than hiding, he just left me and my mother! Now, tell me, do I really have to close my eyes?"


    ''She''s not making this easy,'' Harvard sighed and gently covered her eyes with his beautiful pale hand. "Hmmm, how''s this? Can I close your eyes for you?"


    "Sure," Tricky smiled while Harvard put his hands over her eyes, and then took out a ck bag from his inventory. "Just-just be nice to me unlike my father. Be nice to me unlike that man who was never there for me! Nowe on! Kiss me!"


    "Just one kiss?" Harvard couldn''t help but want to see what it was like to kiss a girl as a girl and leaned forward and gently touched Tricky''s lips. The next moment, it felt like fireworks shot into the sky and the entire seemed to enter inside him! Wow! Such a splendid feeling! He couldn''t help but grin and open his eyes only to find Tricky staring at him with shock.


    What? Was it that bad?


    "I recognize that way of kissing, Hamlord." Tricky shook her head and bit her lip. She instantly seemed to start crying. "You-you''re just like my father! A man that tricks women into getting what he wants only to hurt themter! You-you deserve to die!"


    "I-I''m not Hamloard," Harvard said backing up, suddenly, he felt a great sense of danger. Tricky held up her hand and the sound of dozens of machines activating could be heard. "I-I''m really a beautiful woman, haha! I worked at the brothel all my life."


    "Oh yeah, name one customer?" Tricky snapped her fingers before a missileuncher appeared next to her out of the floor. "Name the first day you worked there?"


    "Fine, if it''se to this, I have no choice," Harvard sighed and deactivated Morph before he pulled out a dagger from his inventory. "I''ll pay you 100 billion Lograms to work for our side."


    "Not enough," Tricky grinded her fist into a ball before she held out her hand. "Now taste this! Taste my battlefield design! Ultimate Launcher activate!"